The evil people call me green tea, I make money by selling swords

Chapter 5 She, Jiang Wan, is such a big pervert, isn’t she dangerous?
Lu Zheng choked and lost control of his expression for the first time. He looked back at her in disbelief, and saw Jiang Wan smiling with a smile on both sides, looking innocent and innocent, not feeling at all that he had said something wrong.

This scene is like a monster in Tom and Jerry, causing a huge explosion in the world.

Lu Zheng was also concussed by her words. He didn't even think of refuting, and got off the speedboat without letting his feet obey him.

He didn't fart!
[Jiang Wan, in just one hour, my outlook has been refreshed]

[I’ve seen a real person in the entertainment industry, and it’s the first time I’ve seen a fool in the entertainment industry]

[Lu Shen doesn’t want to be so disgusted and slandered because of her popularity?Too humble! 】

Jiang Wan adheres to the principle of "you scold you, I earn mine", even if she is labeled as Bao Zheng, as long as she looks at the amount of her account, she must say "how to be black, how black, how to be black".

Everyone got off the speedboat one after another and looked at the island curiously. The water was clear and blue, the beach was soft, the rocks on the shore were stacked on top of each other, and the sound of the waves crashing over them was a bit hypnotic.

Jiang Wan took a brief look around and found that the island was not big.

The broad-leaved trees in the jungle grew tall and straight. The dense branches and leaves blocked the sunlight, making it seem a little dark inside, as if it was wrapped in an unknown world. The rustling of leaves through the forest was mixed with the chirping of birds and insects from time to time. Jiang Wan looked at it. Look at your hip-covering skirt and high-heeled shoes, and then look at other people’s tightly wrapped casual sneakers...

Mosquitoes on Gao Island: Thank God for the gift.

"Dear guests, please hand over all your electronic devices to the program team to receive everyone's emergency alarm. If anything happens, just press this button and your current location will be sent to you. We will definitely protect it. Everyone’s safety!”

There were noisy discussions among the crowd.

"Do I have to hand in my camera too? I still want to take pictures..."

"Do you have to hand in Polaroids too? Doesn't this count as electronic equipment?"

"It's a bit nervous but also a bit looking forward to it."

Jiang Wan smiled at the camera and waved her hands, pretending to be serious, "Baby, I'm going to be disconnected from the Internet for half a month. Fortunately, there is a full live broadcast. You can watch me anytime you want~"

Barrage:?
[Ugh, thank you, it feels better to spit it out]

[Please order some face, Sister Jiang. If you don’t have a mirror, you will always pee. Take a look at yourself (rolling eyes)]

[Dirty thing, get away, get away, get away]

[Don’t worry, our little Heizi is always here]

Everyone looked at Jiang Wan facing the camera with reluctance.

Cheng Shuyi was stunned. Jiang Wan... didn't even have a fan support club. Didn't she know that?

There are no live fans on the entire network, No.1 in domestic entertainment.

After collecting the electronic equipment, the assistant brought over a large bucket of mineral water and food. "Here is your food and drinking water for today. From tomorrow on, you will need to find your own water and food."

Although I had read the terms of the contract a long time ago, I didn't expect that the program team would actually let them, a group of big stars, survive on a deserted island.

I thought it would be done in secret.

After all, people like them come to variety shows just to make quick money, and they don't come to be cavemen. What's the point of doing this?

The program crew handed out food and drinks one by one. When it was Lu Zheng's turn, he only got a bottle of water.

Jiang Wan gnawed on the bread, thinking that the system said he had mysophobia. Unexpectedly, he had a severe mysophobia and would not eat anything outside.

So how do you survive on the island, just drink water?

The director continued in the cue process, "There are fire making tools, fresh water distillation tools, and some primitive tools here. With the ingenuity of all the guests, just surviving here for fifteen days will definitely not be a problem for everyone. The sun is setting now, everyone." Let’s find a suitable place to camp before it gets dark.”

Shen Yan couldn't help but confirm again, "Do we really sleep together at night?"

Yao Zhengyuan: "Of course. There is strength in numbers. If we spread out, what should we do if we encounter poisonous insects and beasts while sleeping?"

Jiang Wan immediately echoed, "That's right, without the male guests protecting me, I would be too scared to sleep at night."

A barrage of question marks floated across the screen, and a solitary text was inserted into it.

[Poisonous insects and ferocious beasts are considered dangerous. She, Jiang Wan, is as big as a pervert. Isn't she dangerous? 】

The silence was deafening again, and it took a while for the barrage to respond. The fans' panic could be seen through the screen. 【ah! ! !We are Zhou Xu! ! ! 】

【ah! ! !Our God Lu! ! ! 】

【ah! ! !My beautiful sisters! ! ! 】

Jiang Wan sneezed for no reason and rubbed her nose inexplicably.

It would be great to sleep together. When there are more people, there are more things to do. She is just fishing in troubled waters and doing more sexy tricks. Anyway, as long as she can make money, Jiang Wan can throw her face to the ground and step on her a few times.

The director was still talking about the Desert Island Survival Guide. Jiang Wan half-squinted his eyes and made his own little calculation in his mind.

[Looking at Jiang Wan like this, she probably just wants to reap the rewards of other people’s prostitution for nothing]

[That’s for sure. What else can these girls do besides hype?]

[Now I just ask her not to take advantage of her, thank God]

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It’s the sound of real-time payment again.

Beautiful, pleasant, and enjoyable to listen to. Please spend more money.

At the end, the director finally finished speaking. The conditions were much more harsh than imagined. It was a real wilderness survival without any script.

The guests all turned their expectant eyes to Jiang Wan, this little idol who is pretentious, can't stand hardships, and often gets nervous.

They all have people there, so it's hard to say anything, but Jiang Wan is different.

She likes hype anyway, so as long as she works hard, not only will she get traffic, but the director team will definitely make concessions, and the program will be easy to record, and she will be happy to get paid.

Everyone seemed to hear voices in their burning eyes——

A great opportunity has come. Jiang Wan, aren't you going to say or do something?
And Jiang Wan, who was stared at by everyone:?

She blinked inexplicably, trying to guess what everyone's eyes meant...

"Finished? Can we go find the camp?"

The director's face was filled with relief and he nodded repeatedly.

Look, how conscious she is, she has taken the initiative to cue the process, where can she find such a good artist, even though she is Jiang Wan.

He grinned, "Now you can work in groups, one group is responsible for finding food, one group is responsible for researching fire and distillation, and the last group is looking for a camping place."

People on the barrage were still concerned about their idols and protested against the show crew's mistreatment of artists. Now Jiang Wan directly asked about the task and was immediately scolded.

[If you want to be in the limelight, do it yourself. You are really the director’s lackey]

[Solve the security issues first before recording, OK? 】

[The eldest sister is anxious because she has nothing to speculate on. She is rushing to find a job and stir up a few hot searches]

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Jiang Wan:?
No, it’s rare for her to cooperate with the program team’s procedures. How can she be scolded for this?

The anger of netizens is really unpredictable.

With Jiang Wan changing the subject, the director began to arrange groups. This group also had knowledge. Some people wanted to bundle up for hype, some were competitors and had to be avoided, and some...

He looked at Jiang Wan. No matter who she was paired with, she could create new hot spots.

The bald director touched his forehead and was a little confused, "Do you want to keep the current grouping, or do you want to draw lots again and change the grouping?"

(End of this chapter)