As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?

Chapter 116: Giving brain teasers to black people, their IQ is not enough (please vote for me)

"Come on, come on, it's finally time to get into the action."

"Before, it was just appetizers, now it's time to start serving the main course."

"Haha, I finally caught up after sprinting back home from the [-]-meter sprint."

"I just like watching the teacher slap me in the face on weekends."

“Support weekend teachers!”

Most of the viewers in the live broadcast room came to watch how Nick came to refute the weekend. Now that the real host came on stage, everyone showed their melon seeds on the bench.

on site.

The camera had already shown Nick, and he could be seen staring angrily. He picked up the microphone and was about to speak, but Weekend spoke first.

"Teacher Lighting, can you make the light brighter?"

The lighting engineer looked puzzled. He looked at the lights on site and felt that they were already bright enough. If they were brighter, they would be dazzling.

"Can't you see something clearly? I'll have someone fix it."

Not only was the lighting engineer confused, but the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were also a little confused and didn't know what they wanted to do over the weekend.

At this time, Weekend smiled and pointed his finger at Nick, and said, "Please help him put on a light, otherwise I can't even see him standing there."

Can't see anyone?

The audience looked over one after another, and they could see it. Could it be that the teacher's eyes were not good at the weekend?
"We can all see it. Teacher Zhou weekend, are you short-sighted?"

"Yeah, we can see it too."

"The teacher's eyesight may not be very good over the weekend. This can't be careless. You have to go to the hospital for a checkup."

"That's right, your health is important."

Just when the audience was concerned about Zhou Qing's health, he suddenly smiled and said: "It's much better now. Just now he almost merged with the darkness, otherwise I would have thought I was talking to the air."

Become one with darkness?
The audience was stunned for a moment, and it took them a long time to realize what Weekend meant. He was mocking Nick.

"Hahaha, blending into the darkness, this is too stupid."

"Pfft, he is a black man. Standing in the darkness does not mean he is one with the darkness."

"Ouch, Teacher Zhou's mouth is so poisonous."

"So the lights should be brighter!"

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were all amused by this sudden joke on the weekend.

The host, Ning Sa, looked at the weekend while suppressing a smile. This guy's mouth can really hurt people to death.

Nick's already dark face turned even darker now.

But he hasn't lost his mind yet. He knows that when it comes to bickering, even ten of them can't talk about weekends.

So, he simply got to the point.

"I'm not here to quarrel with you today, but because your song "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" involves racial discrimination."

"I hope you can apologize to me for this incident and to the black people like me who are studying or working in China."

Hearing Nick's words, Weekend shrugged and said, "I have already said that the song "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" was written to encourage some people who are negative about life."

"Such a healing song, but just because of one word, you think it's racist."

"Well, if this is discrimination, then I'll discriminate against you."

wow.

After saying this at the weekend, the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

How can he admit that he is discriminating? Isn't this an excuse for Nick to use the topic?
"What happened to Teacher over the weekend? Why do you have to admit it?"

"That's right, doesn't his admission mean that Nick is on a moral high ground?"

"Did the teacher lose his mind over the weekend?"

"Well, actually, if Teacher bites him to death and refuses to admit it, Nick will definitely not be able to do anything to him."

"He is too impulsive and shouldn't be."

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were a little worried about the weekend.

At this time, Nick immediately became excited when he saw Weekend admitting it. He pointed at Weekend and said, "Since you have admitted it yourself, you must apologize to me."

"What did I admit?"

Weekend asked confusedly.

"Racial discrimination, didn't you just say you were discriminating against me?"

Nick was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that Weekend was pretending to be stupid, he immediately pressed forward step by step.

"Oh, you said I'm discriminating against you, that's true, but what I'm discriminating against is not your race, but your IQ."

Weekend spread his hands and said.

"What do you mean? Do you think there is something wrong with my IQ?" Nick was anxious. He could come to China to study, but he stood out from tens of millions of black people. When facing his compatriots, he always had a sense of superiority in terms of IQ. , and now he is being discriminated against based on his IQ, of course he is not convinced.

"If there is anything wrong with your IQ, won't we find out if we test it on site?"

Weekend smiled, deliberately irritating Nick with his contemptuous eyes.

"A test is a test, whoever is afraid of whom." Nick couldn't stand the mocking look in his eyes from the weekend, so he responded on the spot.

"Okay, then I will give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old child can answer."

As soon as he finished speaking on the weekend, Nick immediately replied: "Don't be a three-year-old, you can be a four-year-old if you are capable."

puff.

I was very happy over the weekend, this silly kid was quite cooperative and could even match the original lines. "Can you do it as a four-year-old?"

"Five-year-olds don't matter." Nick snorted and said proudly.

"Look, you can only live in this age group, and you still have to say that your IQ is fine."

The next sentence on the weekend made the audience burst into laughter at the scene and in the live broadcast room.

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard. The weekend teacher is so talented that Nick was completely led into a ditch by him."

"You can still hang out at this age. This sentence is so classic."

"I'm convinced. I didn't even support the wall, but my uncle helped you."

"I feel sorry for Nick for a second. He is no match for the weekend teacher. Before he even started asking questions, he has already been beaten down to the IQ of a three-year-old child."

"Ouch, I'm almost numb from laughing. Isn't this much prettier than the Spring Festival Gala!"

Blue Star does not have Zhao Benshan, so these viewers have never seen this classic sketch. At this time, seeing Nick being taken into a ditch by the weekend after just a few words, these people's stomachs hurt from laughing.

At the scene, Nick's face darkened again, and he quickly urged: "Hurry up and come up with a question."

Weekend smiled and said, "You're still in a hurry, okay, then I'll start. Excuse me - under what circumstances does one plus one equal three."

Nick was stunned for a moment and immediately replied: "No matter what the circumstances, it is not equal to three."

"wrong."

"Wrong?" Nick shook his head decisively and said, "How could it be wrong? Does one plus one equal three?"

“One plus one equals three if calculated incorrectly.”

Nick's face turned darker, and he argued with reason: "Aren't you trying to change your concept?"

Weekend glanced at Nick, shook his head and said, "I told you from the beginning, this is a brainteaser. You insist on doing it as an arithmetic problem, and you don't even know how to examine it. You still say that you have no problem with your IQ?"

The audience burst into laughter when they saw Nick being speechless again.

"Haha, to be honest, I fell into a misunderstanding just now. I didn't expect the answer to be this."

"Let black people play brain teasers. Isn't this weekend teacher bullying..."

"Don't talk about black people. I feel like even if I go up, I might be asked by the weekend teacher."

"Hey, it's so interesting to watch the teacher perform on weekends, it's like doing cross talk."

on site.

Nick knew that he had been fooled again, but if he backed down now, wouldn't it prove that he had a problem with his IQ, so he could only bear it bravely.

"That doesn't count. I didn't turn around for a while. I'll prepare again this time. You can ask again."

"Okay, let's get ready."

I chuckled over the weekend, with just a black brain like yours, even if I had to prepare for 100 years, you wouldn’t be able to outsmart the world’s famous deceiver.

Even a smart guy named Fan was deceived, let alone a black man like you.

After about a minute, Nick spoke again: "Okay, I'm ready, you can ask again."

"Okay, then I'm going to start asking, please-why doesn't your puppy get fleas?"

"Because our puppy is very hygienic and bathes every day, so of course it doesn't get fleas."

"wrong."

Nick's eyes widened and he said unconvinced: "Wrong again? I bathe our puppy every day, so isn't it wrong to avoid getting fleas?"

"No, because dogs can only give birth to dogs and nothing else."

"..."

Weekend looked at Nick with a smile and said, "Now do you admit that you have a problem with your IQ?"

"I won't admit it. If you come back if you have the ability, I will pay attention this time." Nick said unconvinced, scratching his neck.

"Okay, then I will give you a uniform today. Please listen to the next question: There is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?"

Nick paused, and after recalling in his mind that there were no traps in the weekend's questions, he said, "Eight monkeys."

"wrong."

Nick really doubted his IQ now and asked, "How could this be wrong? There are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground. What's eight if not eight?"

Weekend glanced at Nick sympathetically and said, "I said there was a monkey riding on the tree and another monkey on the ground. Together they are two monkeys."

Nick: "..."

"Are you admitting now that there is something wrong with your IQ?"

Nick stayed where he was, feeling like his head was shutting down a bit.

on site.

An audience member from the Northeast burst into tears of laughter.

"Hahaha, there's a monkey riding on a tree, it's so funny."

In the live broadcast room, the audience suddenly felt a little pitiful for Nick. After a few questions, he had completely doubted his IQ.

"Hahaha, this is such a classic."

"I'm going to die laughing. Is Nick already beginning to doubt his own IQ?"

"Teacher Weekend's mouth can really fool people to death."

"Hey, I just want to laugh when I see Nick looking like his brain is spinning."

"As for the weekend teacher's question, let alone Nick, a black man, even Einstein wouldn't be able to answer it."

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