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Chapter 117 Passive trigger, Nick: He slandered me, he is slandering me

Chapter 117 Passive trigger, Nick: He slandered me, he is slandering me (please vote for me)
Backstage of the director's group.

Several staff members had a great time there, and on the weekend they were just like playing monkeys, tossing Nick around.

"I'm laughing so hard. I'm so talented on the weekend. I feel like I could just go to the Spring Festival Gala to perform in a sketch."

"It's so interesting. This is definitely the most enjoyable episode I've watched since I recorded the show."

"It's so funny. He can tell such interesting jokes casually, and he's also so down-to-earth."

"The weekend was so fun. Now I understand why those young people like him so much. Even I almost fell in love with him."

The director looked at the growing popularity in the live broadcast room and smiled happily.

Less than half an hour after the broadcast started, the live broadcast room had a popularity value of 3000 million, and the number of people online in real time exceeded 500 million.

Although the ratings have not been calculated yet, judging from the current situation, the ratings will definitely not be low.

The director looked at the monitor, and at this time there was movement on the scene again.

"You can't answer such a simple question. Do you still think your IQ is fine? Do you admit it?"

Weekend watched Nick hang down there for a few seconds and said.

"What am I admitting? My IQ is fine, but your question is wrong. If you ask me this question, no one will be able to answer it." Nick refused to admit defeat.

"They say this is a question for a three-year-old child. How come no one can answer it? Believe it or not, one lucky audience member randomly selected by me can answer it?"

Weekend shook his head and looked at Nick pitifully.

"I don't believe it." Nick felt uncomfortable looking at Zhou Xie and shook his head.

"Okay." Weekend walked up to the audience and asked, "Is there any audience willing to come up and give it a try?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience raised their hands enthusiastically. Everyone wanted to join in the fun.

"I, I'm coming!"

"Teacher on the weekend, I am 211, let me come."

"I'm still at 985, I should be allowed to do it."

Weekend smiled and ignored these two people and said: "985 and 211 are a bit bullying. Are there any with lower academic qualifications?"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again. The two spectators who had been ignored during the weekend didn't care and laughed louder than others.

"Let me come. I've been working since I graduated from junior high school. Teacher, can you help me during the weekends?"

At this time, an audience member in the audience said loudly.

"Okay, it's up to you." Weekend nodded and asked the staff to hand him a microphone before he started asking questions.

"Tell me, under what circumstances does one plus one equal three."

"Equals to three in case of miscalculation."

"Congratulations, you got it!"

Weekend shouted loudly, then looked at Nick sideways and said, "Look, he got the answer right, are you convinced now?"

"I...I don't accept it. You have asked this question just now."

Nick was not stupid and responded quickly.

Weekend sighed, walked to Nick again, and said, "Well, it seems that you are unwilling to go to the Yellow River, so I will ask you the same question to see if you can answer it correctly."

"You asked, I've found the trick now." Nick said confidently.

"Please listen to the question, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two."

"Equals two in case of miscalculation."

Nick reacted quickly and answered immediately.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this kid is useless, he can't even understand the questions."

"I'm laughing so hard. Not only does he have a problem with his IQ now, he also has a problem with his ears."

"Ouch, please help me, I'm going to die laughing, I can't tell the difference between two and three."

"Hahaha, he is completely screwed."

Nick on the stage was still a little confused and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Did I not answer it correctly?"

Weekend held back his laughter, raised two fingers and said, "Think again about what my problem is."

"Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two...you are talking about two."

Nick came back to his senses, slapped his forehead angrily and said: "That doesn't count, I didn't pay attention just now, you do it again!"

"Are you okay? Why are you still lying?"

"With your IQ, you won't be able to answer the question correctly a hundred times over. Just admit it now."

"Admit it, if you continue, you'll be worse than a three-year-old."

"You made me laugh so hard that you're still here."

Nick pretended not to hear the boos from the audience, and was so excited that he grabbed the weekend and forced him to come up with a new question.

At the same time, a bright spot suddenly appeared on the system panel in Weekend's consciousness.

Crime Buster: It was detected that the character Nick had committed the crime of smoking white flour in the past three months.

Weekend looked at Nick, and after being stunned for a second, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

"Okay, then I will give you the last question. If you can't answer it again, there is nothing I can do."

Weekend shook off Nick, looked at him and said, "Ask, there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?"

"Two monkeys!"

Nick answered confidently, still feeling proud in his heart. He had asked so many questions over the weekend that he had forgotten that he had already solved this question.

Also, he asked too many questions just now, and he may have confused himself.

"wrong."

"Wrong, how could it be wrong? There is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey on the ground. Don't they add up to two monkeys?"

Nick was stunned for a second. How could this be wrong?
"I'm talking about seven monkeys riding in the tree and one monkey on the ground. That's eight monkeys in total."

"Ride seven... How can you ride seven? That tree can't stand it either." Nick said unconfidently, and he began to really doubt his own IQ.

"Don't worry about whether the tree can bear it or not. Even if it falls, it will still be eight monkeys." Weekend looked at Nick and gave another soul blow: "Are you convinced?"

"Impressed."

"Do you admit that you have a problem with your IQ?"

"admit."

Nick's CPU was completely burned out at this time, and he was completely confused.

"Hahaha, this is completely ruined."

"Ouch! Give me a break, I can't stop laughing!"

"Carry it away, carry it away, this patient is completely incurable!"

"Nick's low IQ is already in a state of downtime due to arrears."

"You must have been deceived!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience's comments were completely crazy.

offstage.

The audience at the scene also laughed and clapped vigorously.

Even the host, Ning Sa, had a bit of a bad image and kept laughing as if he was just watching the fun.

He felt that in today's show, he was too relaxed. He didn't have to do anything, and it was all done over the weekend.

Just when the audience couldn't stop laughing, Weekend's face on the stage suddenly turned serious.

"Then again, I have been paying attention to some situations on the Internet recently."

"Many people always say that I discriminate against black people, racial discrimination and so on. I have seen all this."

Seeing the increasingly serious expressions on stage over the weekend, the audience at the venue and in the live broadcast room were a little uncomfortable with it.

"Why did the teacher suddenly become so serious on the weekend? I'm not used to it."

"Yeah, that doesn't sound like a weekend teacher."

"Actually, when the teacher is not busy on weekends, he is really handsome."

"No way, I can't really be the only one who is Teacher Zhou Zhou's fan!"

"Have you forgotten that Teacher Zhou started his career as a young celebrity? If his looks are not good enough, can he be a young celebrity?"

offstage.

Seeing how serious Zhou Xing had become, the audience thought that he had been affected by recent events on the Internet.

At this time, someone suddenly cheered for the weekend loudly in the audience.

"Teacher Weekend, don't pay attention to those trolls on the Internet. We are always supporting you."

“Yes, support weekend teachers!”

"Love Zhou, believe in Zhou, wait for Zhou!!!"

"Teachers on weekends, don't be affected by online comments, just be yourself!"

At this moment, Weekend on stage began to make surprising remarks again.

"Actually, they were right, I was indeed discriminatory."

???

Off the stage, the audience immediately felt a little numb when they heard Zhou Zhou's words.

You're just trying to be a fan, aren't you? Just when we supported you so seriously, you blew up your truck!

Tired, destroy it!

These just supported the weekend audience, and I feel like I paid in error.

Nick on the stage suddenly became excited again, as if he had found a chance to make a comeback, and said loudly: "You admitted racial discrimination, look, he admitted it!"

"He admitted it himself!"

At the same time, some people who had been lurking in the live broadcast room for a long time began to emerge.

"I told you before, Weekend is a racist."

“Black people are so pitiful, why do we discriminate against black people?”

"Now I'm showing off my chicken feet. I've already taken a screenshot and saved it."

"Forget it about discrimination, you actually say it yourself. It's a bit too much."

At this moment, Weekend glanced at Nick and said, "But again, it's not your race that I'm discriminating against. Of course, it's not your IQ. It's not your fault that you have a low IQ..."

"What I really discriminate against is that our country has given you such good conditions, but you don't even abide by the laws of our country."

"So, what I am discriminating against is not race, I am discriminating against criminals like you!"

Whoa!
There was an uproar in the audience, and everyone couldn't help but look at Nick.

"Illegal crime? Nick broke the law?"

"What law did he break?"

"I don't know, but you all know the crime rate among black people. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick really breaks the law!"

On the stage.

When Nick heard Weekend's words, a flash of horror flashed across his face, but it soon turned into irritation.

"He slandered me, he was slandering me!"

"What evidence do you have that I have committed a crime? If you can't produce evidence, you are slandering me and I will sue you!"

Nick was furious as if his tail had been stepped on.

However, the more he behaves like this, the more guilty he appears.

Initially, some viewers were a little skeptical about whether what Zhou said was true, but Nick was so excited that everyone began to believe it.

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(End of this chapter)

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