As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?

Chapter 135 Begging for food and becoming a delivery anchor

"Are we really going to the streets to beg for food now?"

Although Huang Li had just seen the lotus falling over the weekend, he still felt a little guilty at this time. After all, practice and performance are two different things.

"Teacher Huang, are you scared?" Weekend nodded and said excitedly.

As a native of Northeast China, Huang Li has two sentences that he can't hear the most in his life. One is, don't drink if you can't drink. The other is, you won't be scared anymore.

"How is that possible? Am I that coward? Why don't you just go to the streets to beg for food? It's no big deal. Let's just walk!"

Huang Li's tone suddenly rose an octave, and he assumed a posture that he would have to break through even if there were mountains of swords and seas of fire ahead.

"Damn it, Teacher Huang has been completely manipulated!"

"Weekend knows how to treat Northeastern men!"

"It's so funny! How can a Northeastern man be called a coward?"

When netizens saw Teacher Huang's posture, they knew that he was being treated by the weekend.

"Where are we going to beg for food now?"

After coming out of the program group and walking for a while, Huang Li spoke in confusion.

"Well, isn't that great?"

When I looked up on weekends, I happened to see a vegetable market in front of me, so I raised my hand and pointed forward.

There is also something special about begging for food. You don't just go up to beg for everyone you see. You have to pay attention to your discernment.

The reason why the wet market is suitable for begging is, firstly, because there are many people in the wet market, and secondly, there are those who set up stalls to do business. Businessmen pay attention to the lottery, and it is easier to pay when they are happy.

The two of them soon arrived at the vegetable market. Huang Li was still a little nervous and not very relaxed.

Turning his head to look at the broken bowl in Zhou Xing's hand, he picked up a tile from the ground and asked, "Shall we start now?"

Anyway, this is the end of it, so Huang Li just goes all out and gives up this old face.

"Teacher Huang, don't worry. There are rules in this street. You can't just ask for it. You have to bow to the street before you can start."

"What do you mean by worshiping on the street?"

Huang Li looked at the weekend with a confused expression.

"Just like other businesses, you must first worship the ancestors for everything. We beggars rely on the streets to eat. To worship the ancestors is to worship the streets."

Weekend smiled and explained it in an easy-to-understand manner.

"Now that I have gained knowledge, it turns out that begging for food is not that easy. You have to worship the ancestor first."

"Damn it, there are so many things to pay attention to when begging for food, I learned it!"

"Everyone, watch carefully and study hard. This is Master Zhou's experience, and everyone can use it in the future!"

"Be careful about worshiping the ancestor beforehand!!!"

"Don't say it, it sounds like that's really the case. In the past, all the three religions and schools in ancient times liked to worship the ancestor."

In the online live broadcast room, most netizens, like Huang Li, heard this statement for the first time. It turns out that begging for food is not so casual.

Of course, if I just say it over the weekend, people will definitely not understand it, so I have to demonstrate it again.

So Weekend soon started banging the broken bowl pieces in his hands, making a series of tinkling sounds.

"Today I came down the street and I sang a set for everyone."

"Praise the streets with a broken bowl, worship the three religions and the nine streams."

"Which three religions, which nine schools, and hundreds of schools of thought are at the top."

"I wish you all a good appetite. Eat well and you will grow taller."

"Second greetings, everyone feels happy, business is prosperous, and wealth is good."

"I wish you all good fortune and good luck in your study and career."

"..."

On the weekends, there was a lot of noise on the street, and it quickly attracted the attention of most people in the market.

"Hey, are there still beggars these days?"

"But I haven't seen him for many years!"

"The young man can sing really well and he's handsome. He doesn't look like a beggar!"

The average age of the people in the vegetable market is quite young. People with experience can immediately tell that this is a routine used in the past to beg for food.

But when I saw the face on the weekend, I became a little suspicious again.

Of course, there are not no young people in the vegetable market. Among this group of young people, some people quickly recognized Zhou Xin and Huang Li.

"Ahhh, weekend!!!"

"Oh my god, I didn't expect that when I went out to buy groceries, I would run into Mr. Zhou and Mr. Huang."

"It's really the weekend, so hurry up and post it on Moments."

When these young people see the weekend, their first thought is to take photos and post them on their WeChat Moments. They usually have to show off the good food they eat, but they have to show off in their WeChat Moments.

Soon, the news spread like wildfire that Huang Li and I appeared at a vegetable market in Puhai on the weekend.

Fans who got the news naturally didn't want to miss the opportunity to meet their idols, so they went to the vegetable market one after another.

at the same time.

After we finished praying on the street on the weekend, we started to get down to business. We went to a vegetable stall at the entrance of the market while banging and singing.

"This is the first shop to make bamboo boards, knock out bowls and forks, and sell vegetables."

"The boss is really good. He sells fruits and vegetables."

"The melons and fruits are sweet, the vegetables are tender, and no chemical fertilizers are used, only manure is applied."

"Lady boss, don't laugh, I want some leeks too."

"..."

The stall owner was quite down-to-earth. He listened to Zhou Zhou singing for a long time, and his face burst into laughter. He actually brought a handful of leeks to Zhou Zhou.

The young people outside the crowd who knew Weekend burst into laughter. The sentimental landlady really regarded Weekend as a beggar.

"It's so funny, the boss lady is a real person, she would just give me a handful of leeks!"

"Now it depends on how we get it on the weekend. He can't really want it."

Looking at the leeks in the hands of the landlady, I was a little bit dumbfounded over the weekend. He had no hands to pick up the leeks now, so he had to continue singing: "Women's landlady, I'm a real person. It's not good to just give things."

"Look at how pitiful we two are, why don't you give us a few dollars?"

What the hell?
I need to give you money!

Who knew that the landlady was a very calculating person, so if she was really asked to take money out of her pocket, she would immediately feel unhappy.

"This is a small business, but I can't make much money."

The landlady shook her head and reluctantly hugged the bag containing the money tightly.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were immediately happy when they saw the boss lady like this.

"It's a bad start on the weekend. I met a stingy proprietress at the first store."

"Hahaha, if you mess around with me this weekend, you will be hungry for nine meals in three days. Teacher Huang's heart is very cold."

"The boss lady is so sincere. It's easy to talk about giving things, but there's no discussion about giving money."

"Small vendors are like this. It's not easy to take money out of their pockets."

"What they said is true. This kind of business is a small business, and you earn every penny. It's understandable to be stingy."

vegetable market.

At this time, there was a young man at the scene who knew the weekend. When he saw this scene, he immediately shouted outside the crowd.

"Madam boss, I'm a big star, I'm not really begging for food."

superstar?
The boss lady doesn't care whether she's a big star or not, but she can't get her to take money out of her pocket anyway.

I wasn’t upset at this time on the weekend, so I could only continue to change the lyrics.

"If you don't give me money, that's fine. Can you give me some fruits?"

"Boss boss, if you're bored, I'll help you with publicity."

After singing this, Weekend turned around and started to face the crowd watching the excitement outside. "White radish, red pepper, the boss's stuff is really good."

"The pumpkin is big and the watermelon is sweet. Eating it will bring you a good marriage."

"The bayberry is red, the plums are sour, it's delicious, not expensive and a good deal."

"..."

On weekends, he opened his mouth and praised everything in the proprietress's stall.

"Boss, bring me a watermelon and weigh some plums!"

At this time, among the crowd watching the excitement outside, there happened to be a fan from the weekend who suddenly shouted loudly outside.

As a fan, why don't you support your idol?

"Oh, that's great."

When the lady boss heard that someone was taking care of her business, she immediately smiled.

"I am your fan this weekend, can I take a photo with you?"

Fans don’t care about things at all, they only care about weekends.

"can."

Weekend nodded.

Fans saw Weekend nodding, and immediately came to Weekend with excitement on their faces, picked up their phones and took selfies.

Click.

After the fans took the photos, they danced happily on the spot.

At the same time, those people who had received the news just arrived at the vegetable market.

Their eyes lit up when they saw that this fan could take a photo with the weekend after buying some melons and fruits.

Just buy some fruits and vegetables and you can take a photo with me during the weekend. It’s a good deal no matter how you look at it.

"Boss boss, give me some fruit too."

"I want to buy some vegetables."

"Weigh whatever you want for me, I'm not short of money!"

For a time, the fans who came over followed suit.

After the lady boss saw these people finishing their shopping, she consciously ran to take a photo with the weekend. No matter how stupid she was, she could see that these people were all there for the weekend.

Is this guy really a star?
The landlady couldn't help but blush. She had actually regarded weekends as begging for food. The most important thing was that she was still reluctant to give money.

As more and more fans came, more and more people came to buy things. In just ten minutes, everything in the proprietress's stall was sold out.

In the live broadcast room, netizens always felt like they were bringing goods on weekends?

"Did I enter the wrong live broadcast room? Why do I feel like this has become a weekend live broadcast?"

"Hahaha, when you say that, it seems true."

"But he is so nice on weekends. Even though the boss lady is so stingy, he still enthusiastically helps her with the goods. This is the pattern."

"It's not easy for a small vendor, so why are you so stingy?"

"Indeed, my family sells vegetables in the vegetable market, and we earn every penny, so we are very careful with our money."

At this time, the proprietress looked at her stall that had become bare, with a look on her face that was both happy and ashamed.

After thinking for a while, the landlady took out a twenty-dollar bill from her pocket, but after a while, she replaced it with a hundred-dollar bill and came to the weekend.

"Young man, my aunt has noticed that you have special skills and are not an ordinary beggar. If you hadn't helped to promote it, my stuff wouldn't have been able to sell so fast."

"Auntie is not the one who doesn't understand things. So, this little money is a little bit of Auntie's kindness. Thank you for helping Auntie promote it."

The landlady was heartbroken, but she still firmly put the money into Zhou Xing's hand.

Of course, Weekend also knows that it is not easy for small vendors. What they earn is hard-earned money, and every penny is earned with sweat, so he definitely can't ask for so much money.

"Auntie, what you gave is too much, I can't take it." Weekend tried his best to refuse.

"No, Auntie gave it to you, you must take it, otherwise Auntie will feel uncomfortable."

"Auntie, I can't do it. It's too much. How about you just give me a few dollars?"

One wanted to give it, the other refused to take it, and the two soon started fighting on the spot.

This scene is very similar to the scene when visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, when your elders insist on giving you red envelopes, but you are too embarrassed to ask for them.

"Hahaha, what's going on? Why are you tearing it up?"

“I feel like I’m immersed!!!”

"Smile, this scene has a strong sense of déjà vu."

"It can be seen that these parents are real people."

"The two of them won't fight, it's so fun!"

In the online live broadcast room, when netizens saw this scene, they felt like they were seeing themselves during the Chinese New Year, and they suddenly went crazy with joy.

vegetable market.

Weekend and the boss's wife were having an extreme fight for almost 3 minutes. The boss's wife couldn't resist Weekend, so she had to exchange the [-] yuan one for a five-dollar one, and Weekend reluctantly accepted it.

"Thank you, boss lady!"

After accepting the money from the vegetable stall owner, he continued to walk to the next stall on weekends, tapping the broken bowl pieces as he walked.

At this time, Huang Li picked up two tiles from somewhere and started beating them beside him, otherwise he would not have any sense of participation.

"Teacher Huang, are you starting too?"

"It's so funny, wasn't Teacher Huang very reluctant to come to the street begging for food on weekends before? Why is he joining in the fun now?"

"Hahaha, no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

"Teacher Huang learns very quickly, but why don't he have any words?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were immediately happy when they saw the tiles in Huang Li's hands. It seems that he was also infected over the weekend.

Soon, Weekend came to a meat stall and started singing immediately.

"Walk around, turn around, and come to the pork stall."

"The fat ones are fat, the thin ones are thin, come and take a look."

"There are pig tails and pig brains. If you want to buy them, just ask the boss."

"..."

Little did he know that as he was walking around on the weekend, more and more fans who heard the news were already following behind him.

As soon as he finished singing, these fans rushed to the pork stall.

"Boss, weigh two kilograms of lean meat for me and chop it into mincemeat. Don't see any fat on top."

"Boss, weigh two pounds of fat meat for me and chop it into mincemeat. Don't let me see any skinny bits on top."

"Boss, give me two kilograms of golden cartilage, and chop it into minced meat. Don't leave any meat on it..."

"You are deliberately looking for trouble, right? The boss is here to control Guanxi. Ignore them. Boss, just weigh me a few kilograms of meat."

Soon, these fans bought up all the meat at the pork stall. People who bought the meat took the meat to take photos with the weekend queue.

The owner of the pork stall was smiling from ear to ear as he looked at the empty stall. He didn't even have to sing it on weekends, so he very wisely stuffed 20 yuan into weekends' hands.

"Thank you, young man!"

At this time, the vendors in the entire vegetable market were jealous, and they shouted loudly to the weekend.

"Young man, look at how good our fish is. Why don't you sing a song?"

"Our chickens and ducks are really good. They are all free-range chickens that we raise ourselves. Come and help sing a part."

"Young man, look at how good our melon is. It stays ripe!"

"Young man, our shrimps and crabs are so good. They are all freshly caught. Come and sing a song at our house!"

For a time, Weekend suddenly became the most popular person in the entire vegetable market. Those stall owners were looking forward to singing in their stalls on Weekend.

In their eyes, this is a live anchor who brings goods on weekends, and it’s free. This kind of good thing can’t be found even with a lantern!
(End of this chapter)