As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?

Chapter 136 There are many interesting things in the market

Every time Huang Li went to a stall during the weekend, the goods on the stall were robbed by fans.

"What's going on? Why is the vegetable market so busy today?"

"Are there some activities going on? Fortunately, I came early, otherwise I would have missed it."

"Carrying out an event? Then I have to quickly notify our friends in the community."

"Oh, this young man is so handsome. Why are you queuing up to take pictures with him? Isn't this a blind date event? Then I have to give my daughter a chance."

Those uncles and aunts in the crowd who didn't know what was going on thought it was an event launched by the vegetable market when they saw how lively it was here.

The aunts and uncles immediately followed suit and started snatching up the goods. In their simple concept, there is nothing wrong with following the trend.

"This fish is good, bring me one."

"Hey, this chicken is great. It looks like an authentic free-range chicken."

"This melon is good, it stays ripe."

The things are still the same, and the prices are not much cheaper than before, but the uncles and aunts just feel that they have made a profit.

After the uncles and aunties finished shopping, they lined up with the fans, waiting to take pictures with the weekend.

In the live broadcast room, when netizens saw the uncles and aunties, they thought they were middle-aged and elderly fans from the weekend.

"Damn it, when did the weekend crowd base get so high?"

“Are these uncles and aunties also fans of the weekend?”

"Hey, isn't Aunt Chen from our neighborhood the one queuing up? When did she become a weekend fan?"

"What's the point? Last time I gave the lecture, my mother and grandma really liked weekends. They even said that they would go and see him live when he performs another skit."

However, this netizen was soon slapped in the face.

vegetable market.

After an aunt waited for the fan in front of her to take a photo with the weekend, she also came to the weekend with a vegetable basket and followed the example of the fan just now and took a photo with the weekend.

But as soon as the photo was taken, the aunt suddenly said, "Young man, where are you going to get your things?"

get something?
I suddenly had a black line over the weekend, okay, I understand, this aunt thought it was an event at the vegetable market, and she would get something after taking pictures with me.

"Auntie, we are not doing an activity, there is nothing to collect." Weekend explained to the aunt in a dumbfounded way.

"You don't have anything to collect?" The aunt suddenly said: "Every day, I will collect all the useless things."

All the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Ouch, I laughed so hard."

"I thought Auntie was a fan of the weekend, but I didn't expect Auntie was just joining in the fun. She laughed like crazy."

"Auntie is so real. She can fall out of love faster than turning over a book."

"It's so cool. There are a few aunts in our community who are like this. When they see people queuing up, they will follow them, for fear that they will miss some activities."

"Please give me the psychological shadow area this weekend!"

After the aunt in front left unhappily, the next one was an uncle.

"I just said it's not a promotion, don't you believe it!"

When I heard what the uncle said on the weekend, I was relieved. It seemed that the uncle was an understanding person.

However, before he started to be happy, the uncle had already taken out his mobile phone and pulled out a photo of his daughter.

"Young man, this is my daughter, do you like it?"

What?
Weekend looked confused and didn't realize what the uncle was doing, but he still subconsciously complimented her: "Your daughter is so pretty, I will follow you as soon as I see it."

"You like it, oh, then I'm relieved." When the uncle heard this, he immediately became excited: "I also like you, so young man, please leave me your phone number, and I will arrange for you and my daughter to come to you another day Let’s meet.”

meet?
Where is this going?

"No, uncle, this is not a promotional event, nor is it a blind date event." Weekend said with a wry smile.

"It's not a blind date? Then I'm happy for nothing. I'm also thinking about finding a good target for my daughter. She likes your style (shai)."

Yes, this is a man who wishes to marry off his daughter as soon as possible.

In the live broadcast room, netizens went crazy with joy.

In the uncle's body, netizens in the live broadcast room seemed to see the shadow of their own parents.

"Hahaha, uncle, I really hope that my daughter will get married soon."

"It's normal operation. I'm afraid you don't know. My dad keeps my photos in his phone every day. Whenever he gets a chance, he will look for a blind date for me."

"Don't think it's an exaggeration. Some old people are really that exaggerated."

"Hang your face, that's what my dad is like. He always shows his photos to everyone he meets, for fear that I won't be able to get married."

"I have seen even more exaggerated cases. There are elderly people in their 60s who go to bars with photos to find a partner for their sons."

"It's like this. Nowadays, young people are not in a hurry, while old people are as anxious as ants on a hot pot."

As soon as the old man left, the old men and women queuing behind also understood that this was neither a promotion nor a blind date event, so they left the line with some reluctance.

Without this group of uncles and aunties, the efficiency here on weekends is much higher. In a short time, the entire vegetable market was sold out, and almost everything was sold.

Of course, they themselves also gained a lot on the weekends. Those stall owners saw that they helped bring goods on the weekends, but they were not allowed to give them any money.

twenty.

thirty.

Fifty.

It’s not easy for the stall owners in the vegetable market. Those who work early and stay late will earn hard-earned money. Those over fifty will not be charged on weekends.

But even so, it doesn’t add up to much.

"Hey, I made more than 700 yuan this morning, which is quite a lot."

Huang Li clicked it and said happily that this exceeded the requirements of the program team.

"That's almost it. Let's continue somewhere else!"

After visiting the vegetable market, when Huang Li and I were about to leave for the weekend, an administrator wearing a red armband was a little reluctant to leave: "Which theater troupe are you from, right? Are you coming tomorrow?"

"We are not from a theater troupe, we are just messing around." Weekend explained with a smile.

"Are you kidding? I think your singing is quite professional?" The administrator didn't believe it. He just thought he was being modest on the weekend, and even said kindly: "If you really don't have a team, how about I introduce you to a job?" ?”

"Introduction work?" Weekend was stunned for a moment and said happily: "Okay, we are worried about finding the next place."

"It's like this. My brother-in-law has opened a restaurant in front of him, which specializes in hosting wedding banquets. They are looking for someone to help liven up the atmosphere at the wedding. Can you take over this job?"

"I can pick it up!"

Weekend agreed without even thinking about it.

"Sure, then I'll take you there right now." Seeing the weekend's willingness to agree, the administrator didn't think much about it. He took off his armbands and took the two of them over.

A few hundred meters away from the vegetable market, you arrived at a restaurant with lights and colorful lights outside.

"Can you do it? The wedding banquet is a major event in life, so don't let others pimp you."

Huang Li was a little worried about the next weekend, and he was always a little worried.

"Do not worry!"

Weekend was full of confidence and comforted Huang Li.

After a while, the administrator made a call, and a man in more formal clothes came out. "Is this the person you are looking for?" The man glanced at Weekend and Huang Li, and said somewhat unhappily: "Didn't I ask you to find a host? Who are you looking for?"

"Brother-in-law, where can I find a host for you at this hour and a half? Aren't they all good at livening up the atmosphere? You can make do with it." The administrator said awkwardly.

Only then did Zhou Zhou and Huang Li realize that they had been deceived by the administrator. It turned out that the restaurant was looking for a host.

"Prodigal thing, I know you are unreliable!" The restaurant owner looked at the broken bowl in Zhou Xing's hand, his eyes full of disgust: "Forget it, I'd better find someone else myself."

After saying that, the restaurant owner was ready to let Zhou Xing and Huang Li go back wherever they came from.

But at this moment, a wedding car stopped at the door, and a newlywed couple got out of the car.

"weekend?"

The bride in the groom's arms suddenly screamed excitedly when she saw Weekend and Huang Li standing at the door.

I heard a sound on the weekend and subconsciously turned my head.

"Ah! What a weekend!"

The bride's eyes widened, seeing that it was just after the weekend, and she jumped down from the groom's arms as light as a swallow.

"It's really you!!!"

The bride looked like a little girl and said excitedly and incoherently: "On the weekend, I am your biggest fan. I have been following you since you first debuted. I didn't expect to see you at my wedding today. , can I hold you?"

In this situation, it was hard to say no on the weekend, so he gave the bride a gentle hug.

But he forgot that behind the bride there was the groom and his family.

The bride was his fan, but no one else knew him, so when they saw the bride suddenly hugging Zhou Zhi, there was a big misunderstanding.

"Chen Jingjing...he, who is he!"

When the groom saw this scene, he was even more dizzy. He stepped forward with a look of grief and anger, pulled away the bride, pointed at the weekend and asked aggrievedly.

At this moment, a famous saying from netizens suddenly came to his mind.

If you want to live well...

He didn't dare to think about the last half of the sentence.

At the same time, the bride's father also walked over with a livid face: "Xiao Qi, I will help you make the decision today!"

After the bride's father said something to the groom in shame, he glared at the weekend fiercely. He simply regarded the weekend as a scumbag who ruined his daughter's marriage.

"I don't care who you are, I will never give my daughter to you!"

puff.

Now the bride also understood, knowing that there was a big misunderstanding, and quickly explained: "Dad, what are you talking about!"

"You still dare to call me dad, I don't have a dad like you!"

The bride's father seemed to be really angry, and his seniority was completely divided.

"Dad, he is Weekend, he is my idol, not what you think." The bride stamped her feet anxiously and had to look at the groom again: "Zhang Xiao, think again about who Weekend is!"

"Weekend? That celebrity weekend?"

Fortunately, the groom hadn't completely lost his mind yet. After hearing the name Weekend, he immediately understood who Weekend was.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I thought he was here to steal my wife!" The groom quickly held the weekend's hands and apologized: "Hey, it's strange, aren't you a celebrity? Why did you come to my and Jingjing's wedding?"

This oolong is noisy.

At this time, the groom wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, and he quickly explained it to the others around him, and then the misunderstanding was resolved.

Weekend gave a wry smile and said, "I am the host who is here to help you host your wedding today, boss, don't you agree?"

"Ah, yes, yes!" No matter how stupid the restaurant owner is, he still knows how to answer the question, and said quickly: "This is a surprise prepared by the restaurant for your wedding."

"Thank you boss, your restaurant is great!"

When the bride heard that she would be hosting the wedding on the weekend, she was so moved that she almost cried.

"Nothing, this is what our restaurant should do!"

The restaurant owner's face turned red, and he quickly glanced at the weekend gratefully. He was mistaken. He didn't expect that the weekend was actually a star.

At the same time, the entire live broadcast room was about to explode. The own goal just now was comparable to the national football team.

"I was laughing so hard. The groom's expression just now was so funny!"

"It's so dangerous. I was almost thought to be a wedding robber over the weekend."

"But the bride was really too excited just now!"

"It's so funny. It scares the groom. Mainly on weekends, this face is too threatening."

……

at the same time.

The bride and groom had already entered the wedding venue and appeared on the rostrum over the weekend.

As soon as he appeared on stage, he was immediately recognized.

"Damn it, it's the weekend, am I right?"

"It's really the weekend, why is he here to be the host of the wedding?"

"Oh my god, he is too doting on his fans!"

For a time, the entire wedding venue was in a state of excitement.

The families of the groom and the bride felt even more honored when they saw the guests being so excited.

"Brother-in-law, look, I'll just say it's okay!"

At the same time, the administrator below also proudly showed off to the restaurant owner.

"Okay, assuming you've done one thing, I'll tell your sister later that you won't work in the market anymore and come to my restaurant to be a supervisor."

The restaurant owner said with a smile on his face. The customers felt that they had face, so of course he, the boss, also had face.

Soon, soothing music filled the venue.

"Dear guests, welcome to the wedding of Zhang Xiao and Chen Jingjing..."

Weekend holds a microphone in his hand and hosts in a decent manner, making it hard for people to find fault.

After a while, under the control of the weekend, the atmosphere of the entire venue became warm and romantic.

The groom and the bride also stood on both sides of the weekend, looking at each other affectionately.

As the host of the weekend, he should have said the wedding speech as usual at this time. When he saw that the groom and the bride were wearing Chinese wedding clothes, he changed the speech temporarily.

"The poem says:"

"Follow the sun and the moon as an alliance, and show the world as a lesson."

"Xiaoshanhe takes it as proof, and respects ghosts and gods as proof."

“From now on, the high mountains will not hinder his ambitions, and the deep streams will not stop him from traveling.”

"The passage of time does not destroy its meaning, and the wind and frost do not conceal its emotion."

"Even if the road ahead is full of thorns, I will remain calm and fearless, armed with my sword."

"In this life, in this life, never leave."

"Eternal life, I promise to follow you."

(End of this chapter)