Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 2 Anchor, you are poisonous!
As the man's whimpering gradually stopped.

Lu Zhe realized that this water friend who had no money to drink was most likely drunk, and even drank a lot.

Otherwise, why would a good old man cry?
The ladies didn’t say anything, but still cried loudly in the live broadcast room.

This is simply the scene of a large-scale social death!

Lu Zhe heard his snotty cries in his ears.

In a serious and comforting tone, he said:
"This [I'm not useless], what's wrong with you? Are you experiencing any trouble?"

Friends Lianmai said intermittently with a very uncomfortable emotion:
"Report me. I drank some wine and became a little rude."

"It's like this. I have a friend who has been in love with a goddess for more than four years. He always sends flowers, gifts, and transfers of all sizes during holidays. He also spends tens of thousands on her. .Today he suddenly discovered that this woman entered the hotel arm in arm with a man!"

"Then the woman explained that they were just going in to play luminous mahjong."

"They are a pure and pure relationship between male and female besties, pure friendship!"

"I just want to ask on behalf of my friend, is this true?"

After saying that, [I am not useless] sobbed and choked a few more words, and continued with a cry:
"Don't misunderstand me~ He is really my friend, definitely not me!"

"Anchor, what should I do in this situation? What should my friend do?"

This friend [I am not useless] just finished telling what happened to his "friend".

The live broadcast room gradually became lively and lively. Not only did the number of friends in the live broadcast room increase, they also left messages one after another.

"This guy is so cool, he really cries when his "friend" is in trouble! Hahaha~"

"Another "I have a friend", dog head.jpg"

[I am not useless]: "No, you are really my friend!"

"From the third person to the No. 1 brother, I understand everything!"

""I Have a Friend" Dog Head.jpg"

"Is there a possibility that he is creating something out of nothing?"

"Lick the dog, lick the dog~ lick until there is nothing left! Hahahaha~"

"."

After [I am not a useless person] struggled to express his grievances and sadness.

Unexpectedly, it attracted ridicule from a group of water friends. Instead of sympathizing with the young man, they all went crazy with "making things out of nothing", which made [I am not a waste] even more sad and tried to find out more about Lianmai anchors. Spiritual comfort, words to comfort yourself.

After all, in a tree hole program like this, the anchor usually gives Lianmai people a dose of chicken soup when they are feeling sad and unhappy.Or you can tell a story about the same predicament you encountered, so that the friend will feel better.

But what he didn't know was.

Lu Zhe is different from ordinary anchors. He is an anchor who doesn't say anything but hurts people when he does!

Just when [I'm not a waste] was pitifully looking forward to Lu Zhe's comfort.

Lu Zhe cleared his throat and said in a clean baritone voice to the connected water friend:

"Viewer, I would like to give you a message regarding your question."

"If life deceives you, don't be sad or cry."

Lu Zhe's voice is clear and calm, giving the listener a sense of peace.

Just after Lu Zhe finished saying this, someone immediately picked up the rest of the comment in the barrage message.

"I know this is Pushkin's poem. The second half of it is: You need to be calm in melancholy days. Believe that happy days will come."

As soon as these words came out in the live broadcast room, everyone suddenly felt bored.

Hearing this, Lu Zhe shook his head and spoke slowly, "No, no, no! If life deceives you, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow!"

"Similarly, if you lick to the end... Oh, no, it's your "friend"!"

"Your 'friend' licked to the end if there was nothing left?"

"My advice is to cast more nets, don't just lick one!"

"There will always be a woman who is blind, okay!"

The voice just fell.

Lian Mai's voice on the other end was completely silent.

[I'm not a loser] I don't cry or make trouble anymore. It's as quiet as hanging up the phone.

When there was silence on the other end, Lu Zhe was somewhat suspicious that the other party had not understood what he said, and continued to talk, saying:

"That's how life is!"

"Sometimes if you don't work hard, you won't even know what despair is!"

No one expected that the gentle anchor made a reversal in the last sentence.

His words were like a sharp knife, piercing into [I am not a waste]’s heart.

All the water friends in the live broadcast room were silent for a few seconds.

Suddenly everyone laughed like a pig.

"Ahahahahaha! Anchor, you are not a human being!"

"Anchor, are you poisonous? Hahahaha!"

"I was about to fall asleep just now, but suddenly I woke up laughing at the host's dirty words!"

"Damn it, the anchor is so awesome, he has a shrimp and a pig's heart!!! Hahaha~"

"This live broadcast is really interesting. Listening to those useless chicken soup for the soul all day long is really boring and nauseating."

"Damn it, this sentence "life will continue to deceive you tomorrow", you hit the nail on the head! I understand!"

"This anchor is so funny, hahahaha, I like it, I'm a fan!"

"."

After Lu Zhe's poisonous chicken soup was revealed.

The live broadcast room, which originally had less than 20 people, was directly moved to the recommendation page due to the high popularity barrage messages that filled the screen.

Many water friends saw this number of people and it was recommended. They were very curious and came in, but they couldn't get out.

The number of people in the live broadcast room kept rising.

In a short period of time, the number of fans in his live broadcast room soared from 50 to more than 300.

After all, no one expected the reversal of poisonous chicken soup.

The pleasant system prompts kept ringing in his mind.

[Gain 8 emotional points! 】

[Gain 10 emotional points! 】

[Gain 9 emotional points! 】

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[I'm not a loser] has also returned to normal. For some reason, after listening to Lu Zhe's words, not only did he not feel sad anymore, but he also looked at the situation in a different light!

He said easily with a relieved tone:

"Anchor, I understand!"

"I suddenly understood why she explained this to me! No, no."

"Why would she explain this to my "friend"!"

"That must be because she has my "friend" in her heart!"

"She must have her own secrets, but she definitely has him in her heart!" "I can feel it!"

As soon as these words came out, all the friends in the live broadcast room fell into a long silence, and everyone was helpless by him.

It exploded instantly again!
"Fuck! The licking dog is invincible!!!"

"Ask what love is in the world, it's just a licking dog that promises you life and death!"

"Fortunately, the one who has nothing is me and not her."

"Upstairs, you kid is too lazy to get in!!!"

"No, anchor, are you teaching him to cast a wide net? It's like licking a dog and turning it into a sea dog!!!"

"Dog: Are you polite? You are the only one who is noble!"

"Awesome, licking a dog turns into a seal, and finally turns into a stray dog!!! Hahahaha~"

"."

When Lu Zhe heard this, he raised his eyebrows and encouraged him seriously:
"Dream Chaser, I think you are right!"

"I wish you success in pursuing your dreams, oh no, I wish your "friend" success in pursuing your dreams!"

"Okay~ Next one!"

After speaking, Lu Zhe cut off Lian Mai and continued:

"Come on, who's going to connect the wheat again?"

"There are wheat holes in the tree holes, and you can solve your doubts online, and you will never be deceived!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several Lianmai calls came over at the same time.

Lu Zhe then picked an ID that he liked: "Are there any regrets?"

"Hello, anchor!"

A rough bass came out of the live broadcast room suddenly, looking a little muffled.

"Hello, is there anything in your life that you need clarification on?"

Lu Zhe still has the quality of a professional live broadcaster. He integrated into the current live broadcast rhythm almost instantly.

"Um, anchor, there's something that has been confusing me recently."

"I also want to hear the anchor's opinion."

"What happened?"

Lu Zhe asked directly. After all, he didn't know what happened specifically and couldn't comment.

"It's like this. I found a job as a security guard right after I graduated from college at the age of 20. However, my family always felt that this job had no future. Even several of my dating partners looked down on my job as a security guard. Today I It’s really frustrating to be talked about by them!”

Hearing this, Lu Zhe had already guessed that this was another young man who had been talked about by his family's elders all year round.

"I just want to ask the anchor, I just want to find a stable and easy job. Isn't this a good job as a security guard?"

When the young man expressed his doubts.

The number of people in the live broadcast room has soared again, reaching more than 1000 people.

After all, this society is so busy and people of all ages are exhausted. Everyone hopes that they can have an easy and stable job.

It can be said that this is also a hotly discussed imagination in the current society.

Naturally, when this young man asked Lianmai this question, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but become serious for a moment.

If it were another anchor, everyone would naturally not be so serious.

According to other anchors in the past, graduating from college at the age of 20 and working as a security guard is a betrayal and irresponsibility for social education!

Then started exhorting young people to quit their jobs and start rolling up like them.

Similar to "Young people, what hardships are we afraid of! What kind of life you want, what kind of sacrifices you have to make, the hard work is to be quiet and beautiful!", like this chicken soup for the soul.

But after the poisonous chicken soup reversal just now, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be full of curiosity about this anchor.

They wanted to know at this moment, how would the anchor persuade this young man?

After Lu Yu finished listening.

He spoke loudly into the microphone:

"You are 20 years old and your colleague is 60."

"You have 40 years less detours than he did!"

"How could the ideal Titanic knock over the glacier of reality?"

"Security is the last resort."

"Young man, your road will become wider and wider!"

Finished.

The young man on the other side of Lian Mai was stunned.

The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded again.

Everyone stared at the gentle Lu Zhe, speechless for a moment.

A few seconds later, Lian Mai burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"puff"

"Ahahahahahahaha!"

Hearing this in the live broadcast room, a kind of audience also laughed.

"Damn it~ Why did you put it in rhyme??? It sounds so good!"

"I will drop out of school tomorrow and work as a security guard! I will hug my owner Xiaodan tomorrow!"

"I never expected that you would actually press me."

"Awesome guy upstairs, I wouldn't watch this year's new rap without you! Dog Head.JPG"

"The uncle puts 80 into the box, and I put in the 20 box. I have 60 years less detours than the uncle."

"Hahahahahaha, when we gather we are like a fire, when we are apart we are a security booth, protecting the safety of a rich woman!"

"Everyone else is a treasure, good morning. I am morning, security guard!"

"This anchor is really funny! Lock the live broadcast room!"

"."

The young man burst out laughing. He really didn't expect Lu Zhe's live broadcast style to be so funny and reversal.

And this reversal is quite rhyming, which directly pushed the live broadcast into the hottest state.

"Anchor, that's what I said. But how do I convince my family?"

"Isn't this simple? Just tell them."

"This job not only leads to the highest honor in the security team, which is a five-star general."

"After joining the company, you can also shut up the owners, teach the delivery people who are alone, and escape unharmed when encountering gangsters. These high-intensity work trainings have become a reliable reliance for every owner."

"Although you are called a security guard, you are actually protecting your safety."

"Compared to other people who work from [-] to [-] and find ways to catch fish. Your job is to catch fish. You keep your mobile phone in your hand at work and take money out of your pocket at will."

"No wonder the older generation often says that working as a security guard in your 20s is too troublesome when you are too old to do it anymore!"

“Instead of being employed at the age of 80, it’s better to be in one step at the age of 20!”

(End of this chapter)