Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride
Chapter 3 Old woman, ward rounds and even wheat
Chapter 3 Old woman, ward rounds and even wheat
Chapter 3: Old woman, ward rounds and even wheat
at the same time.
Zhou Shuyi, another super popular beauty anchor on the Douyu platform, is in the live broadcast room.
Sister Zhou, who lost several rounds after playing a few rounds, was directly defeated by the laughter of a group of water friends.
Faced with the ridicule on the screen, she pouted her lips unhappily and shouted:
"Ouch! I'm so annoyed! I won't play any more!"
"Why don't you do the whole ward round?"
As soon as Sister Zhou said this, the friends in her live broadcast room exploded instantly.
"Can you please stop harming the host of the dance area? If you can't, come and harm me!"
"Title Douluo! The screen goes black wherever you go!"
"Old woman, look at each one and seal them one by one, the living Medusa!"
"Super management: Sister Zhou has started to flip the brand, hurry up and follow! The live broadcast room can be blocked again!"
"Sister Zhou's true identity is the captain of the super management team."
"."
Seeing the complaints filling the screen in the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou has long been used to it.
"You guys say it again! Besides, I will open the recommendation list now, click on it with my eyes closed, and the anchor I click on will be that anchor!"
After saying that, Sister Zhou moved her slender fingers and opened the Douyu Live webpage recommendation list.
Push the mouse wheel with your finger, pull it up and down, and click into a live broadcast room with your eyes closed.
When she opened her eyes again.
The barrage in the live broadcast room seemed to have dimmed the pause button, and the screen was blank for a few seconds. But after about three seconds, the barrage began to pop up crazily.
"Damn it, it makes sense to be so easy on the horse! I understand, I'll quit my job tomorrow and work as a security guard the day after tomorrow."
"In line 36, I will be number one. During the day, I work as a security guard to chase away the delivery people. At night, I deliver the food and scold the security guards!"
"That makes sense! It's better to dominate the community than to be scolded at home!"
"I regret being a security guard for two years, and regretting not being a security guard for a lifetime."
"Family members! Cemetery security is the first choice. Family members will give red envelopes when they come. Tributes cannot be left there forever, so don't ask me how I know! Dog Head.JPG"
"Damn it, the guys upstairs are enjoying the incense tribute in advance! After thousands of years of detours, the Jade Emperor, who calculated his practice time using Huiyuan, burst into tears and was filled with envy after hearing this!!"
"Ah hahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing! This live broadcast room really makes me laugh to death! I love it!"
"I laughed so hard that my abdominal muscles almost popped out, hahahaha. Lock the anchor!"
"Huh? I think I saw Sister Zhou?"
"What the fuck? Eyes of Medusa???"
"Ever since the famous "Tiled Douluo" became famous in the live broadcast circle, Sister Zhou rarely goes to the live broadcast room for ward rounds. The old woman is very lucky. It is really pie in the sky to support Brother Lu!"
"Sure enough, the old woman came over after smelling the handsome guy's scent, tsk tsk tsk!"
"."
At this moment, Lu Zhe saw the prompt that Sister Zhou entered the room.
Unexpectedly, his live broadcast room would be inspected by a big anchor like Sister Zhou.
Fans in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room looked in disbelief when they discovered that Zhou Shuyi's account had entered the live broadcast room.
After all, the famous Sister Zhou is famous.
Douyu is currently one of the most popular female anchors.
With her impeccable appearance and "carefree" personality, she is deeply loved by gentlemen and fairies.
It's a pity that she has a mouth, a female wonder of abstraction!
It shattered the dreams of countless otakus, hence the title of "Mute Bride".
Sister Zhou was very happy watching Lu Zhe's funny barrage in the live broadcast room, which changed her depressed mood just now.
With a smile on her face, she asked water friends in her own live broadcast room.
"Is this a new anchor? A funny anchor telling jokes?"
The water friends in Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room looked at her and stared at Lu Zhe's face on the screen with a smile.
Suddenly everyone's eyes widened.
Watching other people’s live broadcasts in your own live broadcast room, it’s really you, Sister Zhou!
"Damn it, the old woman is in heat! My little brother is in danger~"
"Here I go, this guy is quite handsome. He's not the kind of feminine sissy with a little bit of flesh. Instead, he's a bit gentle and masculine!"
"Seeing that the old woman is about to sink!"
"It's over, the old woman is going to be abducted!!!"
"Old woman, let go of the little brother opposite and let me do it!"
"."
Sister Zhou watched Lu Zhe's live broadcast, and became more and more excited as she watched. She smiled happily and said:
"The voice of the guy opposite is really nice. This is the first time I heard such a nice voice on Douyu Live."
"Why didn't I find out before?"
"But if I had discovered it earlier, I would have become his biggest fan!"
As soon as Sister Zhou finished her flirtatious remarks, it was not too big a deal to make a scene, so they left messages in the live broadcast room one by one:
"Old woman, hurry up and connect with the little brother."
"What you said upstairs is right. Hurry up and connect to the microphone. I just want to see Sister Zhou's excitement!"
"Old woman, if you don't take action, Shu Nana will come soon and you will have no chance~~"
"."
At this moment, almost all the friends in Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room were encouraging her to have a live broadcast with Lu Zhe.
Sister Zhou didn't hesitate after seeing it and asked directly in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room:
"Anchor, my fans ask me to even mic, are you willing?"
Lu Zhe already followed Zhou Shuyi's account, so there was a special reminder when her comments came.
Seeing Sister Zhou's Lianmai request, Lu Zhe agreed without thinking. This would allow him to gather popularity and accumulate emotional points faster. Why not?
Then he immediately clicked on Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room and clicked on the link.
As soon as I clicked here, it showed that the other party had accepted it.
Immediately, a cheerful beauty with natural beauty, bright eyes and white teeth appeared on half of the screen in the live broadcast room.
"Hey, hey, can the anchor hear my voice?"
There is a hint of cheerfulness and wildness in the sweet voice.
"Sister Zhou, thank you for your ward rounds!"
"What do you want to play?"
"What kind of talent show does this handsome little brother anchor have?"
"I can do a little bit of everything, including tree tunnel teaching, singing skills, and musical instrument skills."
"Really or not? Do you have singing talent? That's okay, let me try out the anchor's skills. I don't have any stories worth asking, but I was just in a bad mood. Can you sing a song for me? "No problem~" Lu Zhe smiled and nodded, "Sister Zhou, what kind of song do you want to hear me sing?"
"I want to hear you sing songs that make me happy."
"Happy songs? So what makes you happy?" Lu Zhe was a little surprised by this question.
"Hmm~ As a girl, someone must have complimented me on how beautiful I am!"
"Sing well~ Sister, you will be rewarded!"
As soon as these words came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded.
"The old woman has no shame and is chasing after her little brother to get praise from others?"
"Honey, stop talking! It's good to be a mute bride~~"
"Good news: Beauty has even wheat! Bad news: Sister Zhou has even wheat! What a sin!!!"
"Sister Zhou, Sister Zhou, how worthless your beauty is~~"
"I don't know why. Sister Zhou is very beautiful, but every time I see her, I don't feel anything at all."
"The one upstairs, is there a possibility that it's because you saw her talking!"
"."
Compliment you on your beauty?Compliment you on your beauty?
When Lu Zhe heard this, an imperceptible playful smile appeared on his lips.
"Since Sister Zhou said so, I just have an original song for you!"
After saying that, Lu Zhe picked up the pen and started writing quickly on the paper.
"Huh? No, the host is really customizing songs for me? It's kind of interesting~"
Sister Zhou was a little surprised. She originally thought it was just a gimmick, but she didn’t expect Lian Mai’s little brother to be really talented!
"Holy shit, is this true? The old woman was just wandering around and she really met a talent anchor?"
"It's a gimmick, you can't see what he writes on the paper!"
"What's the point of just watching the anchor burying his head in writing? It's better to watch Sister Zhou spit out lotus flowers and play games~"
Three minutes later, Lu Zhe put down the pen.
He stood up and picked up a dusty guitar box from the corner of the room, and took out an old guitar from it.
I put this guitar aside before because I really didn’t have any talent or skills before.
But now there is a system, and various musical instrument skills are at hand!
Plus the familiar songs haven’t come out yet.
If you want to stand up, it’s only a matter of time!
Sister Zhou didn’t have much expectations at all. She was just here to show off, see how handsome the guy looks, and tease her little brother!
Unexpectedly, Lu Zhe gently strummed the guitar strings a few times.
The gentle baritone said slowly:
"Today, I am very happy to meet Miss Zhou Shuyi!"
"I have an original song for her!"
The voice just fell.
Lu Zhe gently strummed the guitar strings a few more times, and a melodious music melody immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.
Sister Zhou's eyes widened instantly, and she was dumbfounded as she looked at the handsome and elegant man in the live broadcast room.
A voice like the sound of nature immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.
"If the world is dark, I am actually beautiful~"
"Advance and retreat in love, the most will be consumed~"
"Irrelevant right and wrong, so why not~"
"It doesn't matter."
From the moment Lu Zhe hummed softly, both Lu Zhe's live broadcast room and Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room were filled with all kinds of exclamation mark barrages!
The affectionate and talented image caught everyone off guard, and the live broadcast room exploded.
"Damn it, the host is awesome, this song is great!"
"I didn't expect that a song created on the fly would be so good? My ears are going to get pregnant!"
"Oh shit, what did I hear? Is this really original?"
"No, why does the anchor become a small anchor when he is so talented? This appearance and strength can completely beat those real little fresh meat!!!"
"y1sy, I got goosebumps all over my body when I sang, I was shocked!"
"The key is that he actually looks so handsome?!"
Sister Zhou was completely immersed in Lu Zhe's singing. Seeing Lu Zhe's handsome appearance, listening to his heavenly voice and guitar melody, she had no resistance at all to an LSP like her.
Lu Zhe's singing voice is affectionate and lingering, floating in the ambiguous atmosphere of the live broadcast room.
"If I'm like you, there will always be compliments~"
When Sister Zhou heard the lyrics "There is always praise".
The whole person was slightly stunned, and her eyes looking at Lu Zhe were a little confused for a moment.
She didn't expect that this man she had just met not only could compose songs, but he could also sing them so beautifully, and he was even particularly charming!
At this time, Sister Zhou was already deeply intoxicated by Lu Zhe's singing.
Unconsciously, he gently closed his eyes, followed the rhythm of the swing, and couldn't help but sway his body.
"There are always people praising me for my humbleness~"
"Actually I don't care, there are many opportunities~"
"Fearless like a giant~"
"Indulge me, the ghost in my heart~"
"But I don't deserve it~"
And when Sister Zhou heard "But I'm not worthy", she was slightly stunned and opened her eyes in disbelief.
Unexpectedly, she saw Lu Zhe looking at her affectionately.
At this moment, Lu Zhe stopped the rhythm of the first half.
His slender fingers plucked the strings of the guitar, producing bursts of melodious melodies.
The climax was about to come, and all the fans in the live broadcast room held their breath, looking forward to the next climax of the song.
Zhou Shuyi looked forward to it with a look of nymphomaniac on her face.
then,
Lu Zhe raised his voice.
Sing the climax of the song.
"Ugly bitch, can you please stop turning on the light~"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 3: Old woman, ward rounds and even wheat
at the same time.
Zhou Shuyi, another super popular beauty anchor on the Douyu platform, is in the live broadcast room.
Sister Zhou, who lost several rounds after playing a few rounds, was directly defeated by the laughter of a group of water friends.
Faced with the ridicule on the screen, she pouted her lips unhappily and shouted:
"Ouch! I'm so annoyed! I won't play any more!"
"Why don't you do the whole ward round?"
As soon as Sister Zhou said this, the friends in her live broadcast room exploded instantly.
"Can you please stop harming the host of the dance area? If you can't, come and harm me!"
"Title Douluo! The screen goes black wherever you go!"
"Old woman, look at each one and seal them one by one, the living Medusa!"
"Super management: Sister Zhou has started to flip the brand, hurry up and follow! The live broadcast room can be blocked again!"
"Sister Zhou's true identity is the captain of the super management team."
"."
Seeing the complaints filling the screen in the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou has long been used to it.
"You guys say it again! Besides, I will open the recommendation list now, click on it with my eyes closed, and the anchor I click on will be that anchor!"
After saying that, Sister Zhou moved her slender fingers and opened the Douyu Live webpage recommendation list.
Push the mouse wheel with your finger, pull it up and down, and click into a live broadcast room with your eyes closed.
When she opened her eyes again.
The barrage in the live broadcast room seemed to have dimmed the pause button, and the screen was blank for a few seconds. But after about three seconds, the barrage began to pop up crazily.
"Damn it, it makes sense to be so easy on the horse! I understand, I'll quit my job tomorrow and work as a security guard the day after tomorrow."
"In line 36, I will be number one. During the day, I work as a security guard to chase away the delivery people. At night, I deliver the food and scold the security guards!"
"That makes sense! It's better to dominate the community than to be scolded at home!"
"I regret being a security guard for two years, and regretting not being a security guard for a lifetime."
"Family members! Cemetery security is the first choice. Family members will give red envelopes when they come. Tributes cannot be left there forever, so don't ask me how I know! Dog Head.JPG"
"Damn it, the guys upstairs are enjoying the incense tribute in advance! After thousands of years of detours, the Jade Emperor, who calculated his practice time using Huiyuan, burst into tears and was filled with envy after hearing this!!"
"Ah hahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing! This live broadcast room really makes me laugh to death! I love it!"
"I laughed so hard that my abdominal muscles almost popped out, hahahaha. Lock the anchor!"
"Huh? I think I saw Sister Zhou?"
"What the fuck? Eyes of Medusa???"
"Ever since the famous "Tiled Douluo" became famous in the live broadcast circle, Sister Zhou rarely goes to the live broadcast room for ward rounds. The old woman is very lucky. It is really pie in the sky to support Brother Lu!"
"Sure enough, the old woman came over after smelling the handsome guy's scent, tsk tsk tsk!"
"."
At this moment, Lu Zhe saw the prompt that Sister Zhou entered the room.
Unexpectedly, his live broadcast room would be inspected by a big anchor like Sister Zhou.
Fans in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room looked in disbelief when they discovered that Zhou Shuyi's account had entered the live broadcast room.
After all, the famous Sister Zhou is famous.
Douyu is currently one of the most popular female anchors.
With her impeccable appearance and "carefree" personality, she is deeply loved by gentlemen and fairies.
It's a pity that she has a mouth, a female wonder of abstraction!
It shattered the dreams of countless otakus, hence the title of "Mute Bride".
Sister Zhou was very happy watching Lu Zhe's funny barrage in the live broadcast room, which changed her depressed mood just now.
With a smile on her face, she asked water friends in her own live broadcast room.
"Is this a new anchor? A funny anchor telling jokes?"
The water friends in Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room looked at her and stared at Lu Zhe's face on the screen with a smile.
Suddenly everyone's eyes widened.
Watching other people’s live broadcasts in your own live broadcast room, it’s really you, Sister Zhou!
"Damn it, the old woman is in heat! My little brother is in danger~"
"Here I go, this guy is quite handsome. He's not the kind of feminine sissy with a little bit of flesh. Instead, he's a bit gentle and masculine!"
"Seeing that the old woman is about to sink!"
"It's over, the old woman is going to be abducted!!!"
"Old woman, let go of the little brother opposite and let me do it!"
"."
Sister Zhou watched Lu Zhe's live broadcast, and became more and more excited as she watched. She smiled happily and said:
"The voice of the guy opposite is really nice. This is the first time I heard such a nice voice on Douyu Live."
"Why didn't I find out before?"
"But if I had discovered it earlier, I would have become his biggest fan!"
As soon as Sister Zhou finished her flirtatious remarks, it was not too big a deal to make a scene, so they left messages in the live broadcast room one by one:
"Old woman, hurry up and connect with the little brother."
"What you said upstairs is right. Hurry up and connect to the microphone. I just want to see Sister Zhou's excitement!"
"Old woman, if you don't take action, Shu Nana will come soon and you will have no chance~~"
"."
At this moment, almost all the friends in Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room were encouraging her to have a live broadcast with Lu Zhe.
Sister Zhou didn't hesitate after seeing it and asked directly in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room:
"Anchor, my fans ask me to even mic, are you willing?"
Lu Zhe already followed Zhou Shuyi's account, so there was a special reminder when her comments came.
Seeing Sister Zhou's Lianmai request, Lu Zhe agreed without thinking. This would allow him to gather popularity and accumulate emotional points faster. Why not?
Then he immediately clicked on Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room and clicked on the link.
As soon as I clicked here, it showed that the other party had accepted it.
Immediately, a cheerful beauty with natural beauty, bright eyes and white teeth appeared on half of the screen in the live broadcast room.
"Hey, hey, can the anchor hear my voice?"
There is a hint of cheerfulness and wildness in the sweet voice.
"Sister Zhou, thank you for your ward rounds!"
"What do you want to play?"
"What kind of talent show does this handsome little brother anchor have?"
"I can do a little bit of everything, including tree tunnel teaching, singing skills, and musical instrument skills."
"Really or not? Do you have singing talent? That's okay, let me try out the anchor's skills. I don't have any stories worth asking, but I was just in a bad mood. Can you sing a song for me? "No problem~" Lu Zhe smiled and nodded, "Sister Zhou, what kind of song do you want to hear me sing?"
"I want to hear you sing songs that make me happy."
"Happy songs? So what makes you happy?" Lu Zhe was a little surprised by this question.
"Hmm~ As a girl, someone must have complimented me on how beautiful I am!"
"Sing well~ Sister, you will be rewarded!"
As soon as these words came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded.
"The old woman has no shame and is chasing after her little brother to get praise from others?"
"Honey, stop talking! It's good to be a mute bride~~"
"Good news: Beauty has even wheat! Bad news: Sister Zhou has even wheat! What a sin!!!"
"Sister Zhou, Sister Zhou, how worthless your beauty is~~"
"I don't know why. Sister Zhou is very beautiful, but every time I see her, I don't feel anything at all."
"The one upstairs, is there a possibility that it's because you saw her talking!"
"."
Compliment you on your beauty?Compliment you on your beauty?
When Lu Zhe heard this, an imperceptible playful smile appeared on his lips.
"Since Sister Zhou said so, I just have an original song for you!"
After saying that, Lu Zhe picked up the pen and started writing quickly on the paper.
"Huh? No, the host is really customizing songs for me? It's kind of interesting~"
Sister Zhou was a little surprised. She originally thought it was just a gimmick, but she didn’t expect Lian Mai’s little brother to be really talented!
"Holy shit, is this true? The old woman was just wandering around and she really met a talent anchor?"
"It's a gimmick, you can't see what he writes on the paper!"
"What's the point of just watching the anchor burying his head in writing? It's better to watch Sister Zhou spit out lotus flowers and play games~"
Three minutes later, Lu Zhe put down the pen.
He stood up and picked up a dusty guitar box from the corner of the room, and took out an old guitar from it.
I put this guitar aside before because I really didn’t have any talent or skills before.
But now there is a system, and various musical instrument skills are at hand!
Plus the familiar songs haven’t come out yet.
If you want to stand up, it’s only a matter of time!
Sister Zhou didn’t have much expectations at all. She was just here to show off, see how handsome the guy looks, and tease her little brother!
Unexpectedly, Lu Zhe gently strummed the guitar strings a few times.
The gentle baritone said slowly:
"Today, I am very happy to meet Miss Zhou Shuyi!"
"I have an original song for her!"
The voice just fell.
Lu Zhe gently strummed the guitar strings a few more times, and a melodious music melody immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.
Sister Zhou's eyes widened instantly, and she was dumbfounded as she looked at the handsome and elegant man in the live broadcast room.
A voice like the sound of nature immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.
"If the world is dark, I am actually beautiful~"
"Advance and retreat in love, the most will be consumed~"
"Irrelevant right and wrong, so why not~"
"It doesn't matter."
From the moment Lu Zhe hummed softly, both Lu Zhe's live broadcast room and Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room were filled with all kinds of exclamation mark barrages!
The affectionate and talented image caught everyone off guard, and the live broadcast room exploded.
"Damn it, the host is awesome, this song is great!"
"I didn't expect that a song created on the fly would be so good? My ears are going to get pregnant!"
"Oh shit, what did I hear? Is this really original?"
"No, why does the anchor become a small anchor when he is so talented? This appearance and strength can completely beat those real little fresh meat!!!"
"y1sy, I got goosebumps all over my body when I sang, I was shocked!"
"The key is that he actually looks so handsome?!"
Sister Zhou was completely immersed in Lu Zhe's singing. Seeing Lu Zhe's handsome appearance, listening to his heavenly voice and guitar melody, she had no resistance at all to an LSP like her.
Lu Zhe's singing voice is affectionate and lingering, floating in the ambiguous atmosphere of the live broadcast room.
"If I'm like you, there will always be compliments~"
When Sister Zhou heard the lyrics "There is always praise".
The whole person was slightly stunned, and her eyes looking at Lu Zhe were a little confused for a moment.
She didn't expect that this man she had just met not only could compose songs, but he could also sing them so beautifully, and he was even particularly charming!
At this time, Sister Zhou was already deeply intoxicated by Lu Zhe's singing.
Unconsciously, he gently closed his eyes, followed the rhythm of the swing, and couldn't help but sway his body.
"There are always people praising me for my humbleness~"
"Actually I don't care, there are many opportunities~"
"Fearless like a giant~"
"Indulge me, the ghost in my heart~"
"But I don't deserve it~"
And when Sister Zhou heard "But I'm not worthy", she was slightly stunned and opened her eyes in disbelief.
Unexpectedly, she saw Lu Zhe looking at her affectionately.
At this moment, Lu Zhe stopped the rhythm of the first half.
His slender fingers plucked the strings of the guitar, producing bursts of melodious melodies.
The climax was about to come, and all the fans in the live broadcast room held their breath, looking forward to the next climax of the song.
Zhou Shuyi looked forward to it with a look of nymphomaniac on her face.
then,
Lu Zhe raised his voice.
Sing the climax of the song.
"Ugly bitch, can you please stop turning on the light~"
(End of this chapter)
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