Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 52 Blind Box Blind Box, 100% winning~
Eggplant wiped her tears and choked:
"I started listening to music very early in the morning today. After listening for so many hours, I listened to more than 60 people singing. This song "Carrot Beard" is the most popular song among the songs I heard today! Think about it, I am too I feel so guilty that I sit at home every day and don’t even care about my son’s physical and mental problems!”

"No wonder my son is helping his mother pick on me all day long. Alas! I deserve it!"

"I give this song a perfect score of 100!"

Zhang Binbing sat next to PDD and said with tears in his eyes:

"How can I evaluate Lu Zhe's song?"

“But my score is absolutely perfect!!!”

As soon as these words came out, the barrage that had been stagnant for a while rolled in like a tide.

"It seems that the highest score in today's game must belong to Lu Zhe."

"PDD 98 points? Then I must support 100%!"

"100 points! Must be 100 points!!!"

"96.66 points. Let me give you a lucky number!"

"100 points!"

"95.88 points!"

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"I give 100 points because the inspiration for this song actually comes from the short story of the same name in French literature "Carrot Beards". You can read this book to understand this song better. Every child They should be treated with gentleness. They are still young and very malleable. Children suffer all kinds of cold eyes and contempt from the world when they are young and innocent. This will really kill the child's kind and lively nature and destroy the child. s future!"

"I give it a score of 98. Thank you to the master upstairs for your online guidance and interpretation. I have a deeper understanding of this song!"

"96 points! Give 4 points to the stupid amateur friends~~ Being beaten up by a group of professional singers is already very pitiful. But now I think professional singers are also quite miserable. A group of people were actually stolen by an original singer. Yeah!! Hahahahaha.”

"96.56 points! Damn, it's so exciting! A small fan club in PDD has actually recruited gods from all walks of life to show off their skills. There are so many crouching dragons and phoenixes popping up. It really makes the toilet bench and blueberry bench so shameless. Bar?!"

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Some veterans who are unwilling to post comments to express their feelings directly give points and then generously give out various lavish gifts!

All of a sudden, the screen was full of rockets, super-fires, sports cars, airplanes, etc. exploding on the screen.

System loudspeaker: [Ding~ Congratulations to PDD, for getting the fan’s "riding a snail to drink tea" spaceship × 1!Thanks for the support of "Riding a Snail to Drink Tea"! 】

System loudspeaker: [Ding~ Congratulations to PDD, for gaining the popularity of fan "Big Fish Pond President" × 3!Thank you "President of Big Fish Pond" for your support! 】

System loudspeaker: [Ding~ Congratulations to PDD, you have won 5 sports cars from fans’ “Cigarette Life”!Thanks for the support of "Riding a Snail to Drink Tea"! 】

System small speaker:
a long time,

Hua Chenyu, who had been silent until now, saw the screen full of praise.

He couldn't help but said: "I can only give 83 points to the song "Carrot Beard"!"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the audience.

Even the lively barrage paused for several seconds.
PDD felt dissatisfied when he saw Hua Chenyu's arrogant operation.

"Hua Chenyu, please don't cause trouble for me. You're not holding back to cause trouble, are you?" '

Everyone can see it.

Wu Luan is a water-loving audience from a professional point of view.

Lu Zhe's song "Carrot Beard" has a unique singing method and professional composition.

The lyrics are from the perspective of children, telling parents that their education methods are wrong.

He never expected that Hua Chenyu would be so conceited
Although it is the instructor's right to score and evaluate songs.

But he stood completely on the opposite side of all the audience, and his self-talk aroused the dissatisfaction of many people at this moment!
Although PDD is dissatisfied, it does not have hard steel.

Instead, ask:
"So what do you think is the problem with this song?"

Hua Chenyu deliberately pretended to be cool in front of the camera, pretending to be profound:
“Not trendy enough!”

"The music is rustic!"

"And the connotation that this song wants to express does not resonate with me."

Hua Chenyu, wearing big black sunglasses, shrugged his shoulders, looking very reluctant and aloof.

Fans of Hua Chenyu in the live broadcast room exploded when they saw their idol being so arrogant and unusual.

"Huahua is really professional~~ This is called specializing in the art!"

"I have to say that of all the judges in this fan club, Huahua is the only one who is professional. We, Huahua, are really a bit underserved here."

"Jimei people ~ show fairness and professionalism on the public screen!!!"

"Huahua, you are the best, you are the most professional instructor, we all support you!"

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Hua Chenyu's words and those of his group of fans fell into the ears of several instructors, and they all frowned.

Even Zhang Binbing, who has always been gentle and gentle, couldn't help but frown slightly to express doubts and confusion!

Other instructors all gave high marks at or near full marks.

The viewers in the live broadcast room also expressed that they would also give perfect scores.

This is enough to prove the perfection of Lu Zhe's song.

Only Hua Chenyu only gave,

83 points!
Seeing this, PDD guessed what kind of big move Hua Chenyu was planning, and they definitely wanted to take advantage of Lu Zhe's popularity to get him under his skin!
then.

PDD directly showed his impatience and excitement. He patted the table and said:

"There's nothing to say. Come on, the host will just make the final score fair!"

Hua Chenyu's mouth, which had just been opened, was about to speak out loudly, but when she saw PDD's announcement, she had no choice but to close it again.

A scoring detail appeared on the public screen in the live broadcast room:
[PDD: 98 points]

[Hua Chenyu: 83 points]

[Eggplant: 100 points]

[Total barrage score: 98.88 points]

[Comprehensive score: 94.97 points]

As soon as the subsequent total score came out, PDD immediately congratulated:

"Congratulations to Lu Zhe~ The final score for the wonderful performance is: 94.97 points!"

"Holy shit~ In my impression, after listening to it in one day, the highest score so far is none other than Lu Zhe! We also sincerely hope that the next show will bring better original songs."

"Come on, everyone, thank Lu Zhe! Thank him for giving us such a high and wonderful original song!!!"

Lu Zhe smiled and nodded, and then he got off after giving everyone a few blows.

Lu Zhe was quite satisfied with this score.

As for the low score of 83 points.
Lu Zhe can only say that it is difficult to agree with everyone~
And~
Is there a possibility that they really can’t understand the lyrics that have connotations and profound meanings? ? ?
Lu Zhe joined the PDD fan club.

Satisfied, I returned to my live broadcast room listening to the emotional value in my mind.

[Gain PDD9999+ emotional points! 】

[Gain 9999+ emotional points from Zhang Binbing! 】

[Harvest 9999+ emotional points from eggplants! 】

[Harvest Flower Morning Rain 9999+ emotional points! 】

[Gain 666 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

[Gain 699 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

【.】

Hua Chenyu also has it?
Lu Zhe was a little surprised and thought for a second~
Depressed, uncomfortable, unhappy, and angry are all emotional values~~
"Thank you Black Pink Flower, I love you."

Lu Zhe couldn't help but laugh, imitating the way fans in the fandom talked, and laughed at himself.

I glanced at the number of people online and was suddenly shocked!
The number of people online suddenly surged to nearly 500 million water friends?

More than 500 million water friends? ? ?

Lu Zhe was suddenly confused.

Let’s look at the number of fans again.
Good guy~
The number of fans directly reached more than 800 million!

PDD Fan Club sang a song and gained so many fans? ? ?
The barrage that filled the screen swept across, and Lu Zhe looked at it carefully and was a little confused.

"Hello, little brother Lu Zhe! I am a student and I love you so much. Thank you for speaking out for us. I will give you a big rocket and I have lucky money!"

"Brother Lu, that song you just made made my mother cry, brother! You are really awesome~ She is busy hugging my dad and crying now, hey hey hey~ she finally has no time to care about me!" "Brother, let me worship you as my eldest brother. My parents just pulled me and said that it was not good for them to be so cruel to me in the past. In the future, they will be patient and gentle to me!!! Big brother, you are my god!!!"

"Brother, I like you so much! My parents came to talk to me. Since I went to school, they have not been so gentle to me. They scold me every night. Thank you Brother Lu Zhe for this song! I will use the New Year's money to give you a big rocket, Don’t worry, I have a little money.”

"I will also give you rockets and sports cars. My mother was so gentle to me just now and cooked me a midnight snack. Thank you Brother Lu for this song!"

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shit.

The screen was full of people saying "Hello, brother Lu Zhe!", "Brother Lu, I am a student", "Brother Lu, I will hang out with you after I graduate from junior high school".

Lu Zhe felt a big headache at first sight
It was the first time I was so anxious, so I quickly persuaded:
"No, no, no, no, you are not allowed to give me rockets or any gifts! You don't have a job yet, even if it is lucky money!!!"

"You are not even allowed to use your parents' hard-earned money to buy me gifts!"

"Just study hard and don't think about anything else."

After saying this, he hesitated for a moment and continued:
"Bye bye~ I'll end the live broadcast today."

"Everyone, see you tomorrow!"

Lu Zhe, who had just finished broadcasting, breathed a sigh of relief.

"Damn it, luckily I was smart enough to shut down the reward soon!"

"Otherwise, if those kids don't listen to the advice and spend a lot of money on gifts without thinking, I will be the target of public criticism!!!"

If anyone wants to punish him, report him.
Then I really couldn’t wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River.

But it’s impossible not to give rewards for the rest of your life, right? !

Lu Zhe fell into deep thought.

In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again in the future, I came up with an idea!
The whole big job tomorrow? ? ?
Call those two angry little cuties downstairs?

When he thought of this, Lu Zhe suddenly became excited.

He stood up, stretched, and walked to the huge bathroom.

The entire internet is rocking the sea because of his song "Carrot Beard".

Children or students worship in various ways.

Zhou Shuyi, Dai Xiaomei and Yang Mi gnashed their teeth and muttered, it doesn't matter if he is the sixth child.

Lu Zhe is too lazy to care!
He at this moment,

Holding whiskey in one hand, lie in the oversized round jacuzzi filled with fine bubbles
It's so comfortable!
The only regret is that there are two missing massage bunny girls.

A bunny girl wearing big ears, black stockings, and a small white pooch on her butt.

Respectfully, bunny girl!

After thinking about it, I suddenly realized that I was a little abnormal, and said with some doubts:
"Should I find a girlfriend?"

"Why did the bunny girl suddenly appear???"

"Is this the emptiness, loneliness and coldness of having money and leisure?"

Or is he lonely?

Lu Zhe took a look and remembered that he was once an old craftsman, now that he has been materially satisfied recently.

Only in this spirit
So ever.

Opened the "ancestral second-hand computer".

Tiredly, he climbed onto the soft big bed, arranged it into a "wood" shape, and sighed comfortably: "Is it possible that I want to find a girlfriend?"

Zhou Shuyi, whom I had been in contact with a lot during this period, suddenly flashed in my mind.

Lu Zhe was so frightened that he immediately shook his head like a rattle and said to himself:
"Fuck, no, no, it's too noisy."

"It's fine anywhere~ It's a pity that I have a mouth."

In an instant, another silly girl appeared?

"Forget it, Princess Taiping, you're not happy."

"I'm still interested in women who can't cover their faces with one hand."

At one o'clock in the morning, Lu Zhe yawned greatly, looked depressed and said to himself:
"sleep."

"Women only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."

Lu Zhe's song "Carrot Beard" and the story behind it quickly became a hot search on various platforms.

The hottest search for scarf ranks eighth.

Douyin’s most popular search ranked fifth.

The most searched platforms such as Xigua and Kuaishou are No. 3.

Following Lu Zhe's hot searches on major platforms, there are also hot searches for PDD Fan Club, which are always closely related to Lu Zhe's hot searches.

Of course, along with Lu Zhe and PDD becoming hot searches, there was also Hua Chenyu’s comments about Lu Zhe at the PDD fan meeting.
However, this hot search was not filled with positive reviews, but rather ridiculing comments from passers-by and insults from his fans in the distance. All of a sudden, various self-media companies stopped by this hot search and started to enjoy it. non-stop.

Penguin's music department manager Wang Tianyu was stunned. After collecting information about Lu Zhe's song "Carrot Beards", he made a PPT of the compiled information and sent it to Liu Da'an overnight.

It clearly introduces at a glance the meaning of the song "Carrot Beard" performed by Lu Zhe in the PDD fan club, the competition process, and the feedback from the entire network after the competition!

After Liu Da'an received the PPT file at around [-] o'clock in the evening, he made a phone call and shook the whole group up.

They were asked to work overtime and find someone to post soft articles about purchasing the song with Lu Zhe to the entire Internet. They also compiled a PPT for the meeting with Ma Huateng the next day.

At four o'clock in the morning, the employees of Penguin Music Department were working overtime at home and complaining, rushing to draft the contract, rushing to promote the whole network and fish theory, rushing to plan the time for the music to be released, etc.

At this time, Lu Zhe was wrapped in an air-conditioned quilt made of fine silk, lying on the big silk bed, sleeping with his arms stretched out and snoring.

The next day, after ten o'clock.

Lu Zhe, who slept until about three o'clock in the morning, woke up leisurely.

It’s so nice to not have to rush to work.

Lu Zhe stretched and brushed his teeth while standing on the huge balcony, watching the exquisite white-collar workers downstairs rushing towards the main building.

Everyone seemed to be in a hurry and plodding along.

Going to work is like going to the grave. I don’t want to eat this pain in my life!

If there is another life, let’s say goodbye to the next one too!

After washing up, I leisurely enjoyed the sumptuous Cantonese-style morning tea served by the apartment’s private kitchen, and browsed the news for a while.

Look at the time is almost up.

I took out my mobile phone, logged into the live broadcast room directly, and quickly changed the title!
Friends staying in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room have already regarded him as a chat room.

When you're done and bored, come up and brag.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room is friendly and joyful. Who wouldn't be happy if he came?
There are quite a few social animals who are paid to shit at work, and they are blowing water.

Lu Zhe was actually on the air so early. I was so shocked that none of the guys who were squatting on the tub were sure.
"Boom!"

The phone fell straight into the hole.

A heartbreaking sound of killing pigs resounded throughout the office.

The water friends in other live broadcast rooms were also shocked.

"My dear, are you starting the broadcast so early for several days in a row? Host, are you falling in love?"

"It's so naive. Brother Lu is just a fan of the show starting so early. Moreover, last night the iron pestle was ground into a needle. Maybe he will be more motivated and energetic this morning."

"That's right, the girls must have welcomed you warmly last night, otherwise why would you be in such good spirits today?"

"It will be noon soon, it will be noon on hoeing day!"

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Lu Zhe smiled and joked, "Damn it, you are all talented."

"Brother Lu, we water friends really hope that some King Kong Barbie can accept you."

Seeing this comment, the corner of Lu Zhe's mouth twitched several times, "Don't, don't, don't curse me."

"It starts broadcasting so early today."

"Mainly because I received too much enthusiastic love from elementary school students, junior high school students, and even high school students last night."

"In order to give back the love to the children and students, I will go to the entrance of the attached primary school to sell blind boxes in a while. I am guaranteed to win the prize 100%, which is equivalent to buying half and giving half. Children who like it can come and have a look."

(End of this chapter)