Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 53 is over. Are you going to **** when you meet the old lady?
As soon as Lu Zhe said these words, the live broadcast room exploded.

"Huh? Selling blind boxes at the entrance of a primary school? Or is it 100% winning?"

"Dog anchor, are you doing a good deed?"

"Tell me honestly, why did you suddenly become so good? I decided not to believe it!"

"Didn't I tell you, it's because so many elementary school students, middle school students and high school students came in last night to give rewards to Brother Lu. That's why we arranged this today. They should just be some small gifts, right?"

"Is there Ultraman Tiga in the blind box?"

"Damn it, if there was Tiga, the primary school students would probably go crazy with joy."

"I don't believe that a dog anchor can be so good. He is a live anchor and a loser. What are you thinking?"

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Looking at the comments that were half in agreement and half in doubt.

Lu Zhe felt happy.

In order for these flowers of the motherland to grow healthily.

In order to let them understand from an early age what is the danger of the human heart! ! !
Lu Zhe decided to give them a big surprise!

A big blind box gift! ! !
Then, he went through what he had to do next in his mind.

Take a pen and paper and write down the things you are going to do one by one.

Lu Zhe had no ink stains and went straight out to do errands.

First, I bought a large number of colorful blind boxes in the mall, and then rushed to buy blind box gifts.

After struggling for a while, I finally had the blind box ready before school in the afternoon.

The stall where he sells blind boxes is located in the most important school district in Jiangcheng. There are two public and private primary schools, one key middle school and one ordinary middle school. There are also many classes and sports fields concentrated in this area.

Lu Zhe's stall is located at the most conspicuous entrance of Kilometers Primary School.

The time was chosen just right, 04:30, when a group of primary school students were leaving school.

After last night's performance of "Carrot Beard", Lu Zhe's name may have already spread among the "circles of friends" of primary school students and middle school students!
He is not worried at all whether so many blind boxes can be sold out.

After setting up a stall at the entrance of the primary school, the blind boxes were neatly arranged one by one.

Open the live broadcast and quickly change the title of the live broadcast room.

[Live broadcast: Blind boxes are sold at the entrance of primary schools! 】

I started to wait leisurely for the flowers of my motherland to appear.

Many netizens were dumbfounded when they saw Lu Zhe reading the title.

"No, bro, what are you doing? Are you setting up a street stall instead of doing your job? Can't you sell songs anymore?"

"I wiped it. I frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong!"

"Damn it, what is the Abstract Emperor going to do?"

"I have a vague premonition, and suddenly I feel worried about the primary school students. This anchor is not a human being!"

"Yesterday, those kids were clamoring for a reward, but Brother Lu not only confiscated it, but now also gave away blind boxes! Is there a possibility that Lu Zhe is really good at anchoring others?"

"Is the person upstairs a newcomer? It seems that you are not familiar with this anchor's virtues. After a while, your eyes will be opened."

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Shadiao netizens were confused as to what kind of medicine Lu Zhe was selling in his gourd.

All I know is that it's definitely not that simple.

After all, this man is Lu Zhe!

Netizens who have watched Lu Zhe's live broadcast are familiar with his painting style.

It's just that after thinking for a long time, all the idiot netizens couldn't figure out what he wanted to do?

What can a small blind box do?
At this moment, it is almost the end of school.

Many parents came to pick up their children one after another, including many grandparents, grandparents, and many parents.

Although their ages are different, the eyes they look at Lu Zhe are always wary!

After all, when the primary school students saw it, they started crying and clamoring to buy it.

It's like the 猹 in the melon field sees watermelons, and their parents are Runtu.

I wish I could just put the child in a sack and go home, so as not to be annoyed by my own child crying and clamoring to buy something.

Crazy Biao "Labor and Capital Shu Daoshan", "Don't force me to slap you in the busiest place!"

After all, what good can be found in a cheap blind box these days?

Either a worthless keychain, a cheap hairpin, or a small toy that no one wants!

Many water friends in the live broadcast room also noticed the emotions and vigilance of the parents. "Uh, did you see that? Just now, an old man walked to the stall with his hands behind his back, took a look at it, and then spit in the other side!"

"I feel like Brother Lu is going to be scared this time. These parents hate these street stalls and blind boxes the most. He actually sells them in front of the school!"

"Damn it, the look in the mother's eyes as she walked over just now was so kind!"

"No, why does the anchor have so much plastic surgery? It's weird that it can be sold. Help! Cover your face.jpg"

"Hahahaha~ I'm going to fail. How much money can a primary school student have? If my parents or grandparents don't buy it, can they accept these things?"

"Let me go, these parents are going around Brother Lu? How can I sell it now??? It's cool!"

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It was obvious that when parents passing by saw Lu Zhe's stall, they took a detour as if seeing the god of plague.

Many netizens who watched the show wished that Lu Zhe would overturn and the whole network would die, and they would just sing in the live broadcast room from now on.

And even though he had done so many times before, he never rolled over once!
But wouldn’t it be nice if today’s whole life failed?
Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei had been fucked many times by Lu Zhe.

Gui Gui, Hua Chenyu and a bunch of idiot fans.

They must have been so surprised and happy that they set off firecrackers everywhere to celebrate Lu Zhe's historic moment of overturning his life. In the future, during Lu Zhe's live broadcast, he would occasionally take out pictures to make Lu Zhe die again!
The little guys are so happy just thinking about it.
Nowadays, all the netizens who are trolls are so rebellious that even Wei Yan has to bow down after seeing it!

Sudden.

A voice sounded.
"Are you brother Lu Zhe?"

A sound of milk purring.

Lu Zhe raised his eyes and saw in front of him a fat little man who was licking a lollipop. He excitedly ran to Lu Zhe carrying a big schoolbag and asked excitedly.

A fat old lady slowly followed behind him.

"Yes, I am! Do you know me? My little friend." Lu Zhe answered.

"I like your song "Carrot Beard" so much. My parents listened to it last night and finally they are not so cruel to me, hehe. Even if I fail in the exam in the future, I won't worry!"

"Huh? Are you setting up a stall selling blind boxes?"

When Lu Zhe saw the business coming, he immediately said excitedly:

"Yes, it's a blind box. Children, do you want to buy one?"

Seeing the children staring at the blind box with excitement and starting to look excitedly, the water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately anxious!

"Don't buy it, don't buy it, I just want to see what it would be like if Brother Lu overturned, hahahahaha."

"Damn it, the anchor doesn't follow martial ethics. The little brat has a filter for you, and he will definitely be fooled into buying it."

"I also want to see the anchor flip over, it will definitely be funny, I'm looking forward to it!"

"What the hell, is this kid's old lady willing to pay for it? She doesn't even know what a blind box is, does she?"

"Don't buy it, kid. He's a host. Don't be fooled by his amiable side!"

The old lady behind him was stunned for a moment when she heard the conversation between Lu Zhe and her grandson.

"Blind box?"

Lu Zhe nodded, picked up a blind box in his hand, handed it over and introduced it to the two of them.

He said with a very sincere face: "It's only fifty cents each. If you can't buy it, you will suffer a loss, and you won't be fooled!"

After hearing what Lu Zhe said, the old lady immediately retracted her hand that was still interested in it, and looked at Lu Zhe with a hint of vigilance in her eyes.

She doesn’t know what a blind box is, but her daughter-in-law has said it several times that blind boxes are just deceptive things!

Either it's empty nine times out of ten, or it's just a plastic keychain.

Pure liar's trick.

"Young man, why are you doing something so bad when you are so young that you insist on being a liar?!"

"My daughter-in-law said that blind boxes are all scams, and anyone who sells blind boxes is a liar!"

When the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they immediately became happy.

"A aunt still has to be an aunt, that's right, that's right, just don't buy it!"

"Hahahahahaha, it's so funny that I blocked the escape route with just one sentence."

“This anti-fraud propaganda is quite good, hahahaha!”

"It's over, it's over, it's time to gg!"

"What is this called? You die before you leave! Hahahahahaha~"

"You're smart at first glance, and you won't be fooled at all. No matter what you say, if you don't pay, you won't be fooled!"

"As soon as the old lady saw that she was an old Jianghu, she was quite clear in her heart. If she wanted to fool her, there was no way!"

(End of this chapter)