Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 7: Don’t tip dog anchors!

Lu Zhe slept until three o'clock in the morning and didn't get up until noon.

I leisurely went downstairs and found an authentic old restaurant to eat a bowl of Changnan Spicy Fried Rice Noodles, and then drank a bowl of clay pot simmering soup.

I returned to the small rental house of 20 square meters with my belly full, and lay down straight on the bed. It was the time when I was full of food.

Suddenly, the familiar system prompt in my mind sounded again.

【Ding!Announcement of today’s system task: Ask the host to start a live broadcast on any platform, and break the defense of two anchors in a row! 】

When Lu Zhe saw today's system tasks, he suddenly felt bad!
Dog system!
If you want me to offend all the anchors in the live broadcast room, just say so!

Do you think it's not exciting enough for me to provoke Zhou Shuyi?
After a long time, looking at the system tasks, Lu Zhe sighed as if he was resigned to his fate.

Forget it
It's better to offend them than to eat Kang Shuaifu's instant noodles every day!

After all, a dead Taoist friend is better than a poor Taoist~~
After thinking about it, Lu Zhe got up and went directly to the computer, first logging in to his social media account.

Soon I saw dozens of V-letters and friend information.

After checking in one by one, I found out that they were either the management of the guild or people from the music studio.

Although he has the support of his father, who is a financial sponsor, it is relatively easy to rely on.

But, isn’t this a dog system?
Lu Zhe calmly refused them one by one.

Calmly open the live broadcast room account.

It was discovered that more than 2000 people were online, and his number of fans reached more than 3.

Seeing him appear, the water friends who had been waiting for a long time suddenly became energetic and cursed one after another.

"Anchor Dog, I just told you to leave last night, and you're here so late again today!"

"Great, it's finally on air!"

"Oh my god, all my flowers have withered after waiting! The anchor is finally back~ woo woo woo~~"

"Anchor, are you still a human being? Is there any reason to keep the audience waiting for so long?!"

"That's right, it will start broadcasting at seven o'clock and last until twelve o'clock!!!"

"You upstairs, are you too cruel? Landlord Zhou Papi feels inferior to you when he sees you!!!"

"Hurry up and get ready! I just love watching you get ready~~"

"I don't have any money, so if a dog anchor can do it for free, he will do it for free! Please don't tip dog anchors!"

"Why are you like this? My brother is so lucky to sing for us. Why do you still encourage others not to reward me?"

The barrages that I saw were all encouraging the prostitute anchors.

Lu Zhe was helpless and bitter.

"No, are you so resentful? Didn't I go to bed early yesterday?"

"Come, come, pay attention, the anchor will not get lost during the live broadcast."

"It's still the same, tree holes and customized singing."

"A small rocket can tell your story, experience and mood even in the microphone. A small rocket is not enough for you to order "fast food" service, but you can customize your own poisonous chicken soup from this anchor!"

"One-on-one! High-end customized service! Don't miss it if you pass by! You can't buy it and you can't be deceived!"

“A little rocket gives away exclusive customized songs to send away fan service!”

All the water friends in the live broadcast room were instantly happy when they heard this.

"????"

"What to send? Where to send it?"

"Hahahaha~ It's so funny, the anchor is really a dog!"

"Anchor, after you say this, who would be a fool to buy it? Who would be so heartless as to be sent away by you!"

"Little anchor, not only handsome but also a bit naughty~ My sister likes it!"

"The rich woman upstairs, sister, hungry, rice!"

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At the same time, Zhou Shuyi, who had already followed Lu Zhe's live broadcast room, immediately went online after seeing Douyu's reminder.

"Dog anchor, I have you today without me, I have you without me!!!"

At this time, her fans flocked to her and persuaded her:
"Old woman, don't mess with that man again! Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"

"Mute Bride, please don't cause trouble. Although I am very tired now. But it's really nice to complain about you with them!"

"It's okay, old woman, just rush forward, we are your powerful rear!!!"

"Guarding the best mute bride in the universe!"

"Ugly monster~~ Stop asking for trouble!"

"Stay away from that man and be sure to exercise restraint!"

At the same time, PDD, who was bored, was holding an e-cigarette in his mouth and said leisurely in the live broadcast room:

"It's so boring, let's watch my sister~"

"Are there any girls with more positive energy?"

As soon as these words came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Don't @陈灵明! Don't tell her!"

"Teacher whoring, are you worthy of @陈灵明?"

"Dong Zhuo plays with Diao Chan???"

"It's not wrong to prostitute the teacher. He went to see what happened to his colleague?"

"PDD gives gifts to the big Sima for one or two yuan, and gifts to the little sisters are super popular~~"

"Damn it!!! @深宁明 is really fucked by you guys~~"

"Hahahaha~ Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!" "There's a traitor! The deal is over! Run!!!"

When PDD saw that the special ID number [Shen Lingming] was online, his style immediately changed and he stammered.

"What LSP? I just want to establish a relationship with my colleagues and get to know each other."

"Don't talk nonsense, I just want to get to know my colleagues!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they exploded instantly.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ It’s so funny, a typical Sichuan-style ear-raking!”

"I'm really going to be laughed to death by Dong Zhuo!"

"The prostitutes are already looking for Diao Chan in the huge crowd. Dog head.jpg"

"The Tomb of Heroes of Wenwen Village, how can the prostitute teacher be able to bear it?"

"Teacher Whore, the anchor of "The Ugly" has started airing. Do you want to check his room? He is quite funny!"

"Yes, yes! That guy is always funny. Last night, he paid Sister Zhou for nothing, and she was so angry that she screamed all night long!"

"I just took a look at that anchor. The number of fans increased very quickly, which is a bit scary!"

The little anchor who praised "Lu Zhe" one after another after seeing the barrage.

PDD couldn't help but become curious: "Okay~ go over and have a look."

"I didn't remember to read what happened to Zhou Shuyi yesterday. I wanted to save it for a while when I had a poop."

"Forget it, just go straight to the ward for rounds and Lianmai!"

Later, a person with the ID name [PDD who will soon have a mermaid line] entered Lu Zhe's live broadcast room.

Lu Zhe immediately thought of it after seeing this ID.

Isn't this the principal of Whampoa Military Academy?
Douyu’s top anchor PDD? !
Lu Zhe was shocked for a while.

At this moment, he suddenly saw the familiar ID number from last night [No 2, not Zhou Shuyi] also enter the live broadcast room.

PDD and Zhou Shuyi, these two major anchors came to their live broadcast room at the same time?

With curiosity and questions, he subconsciously glanced at the number of fans.

Roar!
Lu Zhe was surprised to find that his number of fans suddenly increased by nearly 5, and now has soared to more than [-]! ! !
Thanks to the old woman’s Lianmai yesterday.

Otherwise, he might not even have 500 fans in his live broadcast room now.

Seeing that it had been a few minutes since the live broadcast started, these water friends either advised their water friends not to send gifts, or they just watched the excitement from the sidelines.

So, he pretended to be pitiful and said:

"Boys and boys, we have tailor-made services exclusively for you. You only need a small rocket to enjoy unique customized services! Come and give it a try!"

"Heartbeat is worse than heartbeat!"

Lu Zhe shouted directly in the live broadcast room.

After PDD heard Lu Zhe's shouting, he showed a saucy smile and asked in the live broadcast room:
"This anchor is quite humorous. Since I have nothing to do now, let's connect to the mic."

Lu Zhe was feeling depressed as he watched the screen full of anti-fans complaining about his shortcomings in broadcasting at any time. Many anti-fans even reminded new viewers not to tip him.

The window actually popped up with an invitation from PDD.

Lu Zhe was obviously stunned.

He didn't expect that the famous PDD would not only conduct rounds on the ward but even take the initiative to muzzle him.

Although he has become very popular in the past two days, and he knows that for anchors, popularity always comes first.

In addition to the series of dividends brought by "The Ugly", Zhou Shuyi's own high popularity and Lianmai also really allowed him to enjoy the dividends of traffic exposure.

After Lu Zhe agreed to PDD's invitation, the other party's live broadcast soon appeared in front of their screens.

"Anchor, I heard that you can write unique songs based on fans' requests on the spot?"

"That's right!" Lu Zhe nodded with a smile and continued: "Does the prostitute teacher have any requirements?"

"I don't have any special experiences or stories, so just compose a song based on me!"

At this time, PDD was chewing crayfish and blurted out before he had time to think about it.

"No problem, give me 3 minutes! However, Teacher Whore~ Please pay Little Rocket first~"

The water friends who came in together with PDD heard this.

I was a little unhappy for a moment.

What do you mean?
Do I still need to pay female fare when PDD comes?
suddenly.

Lu Zhe's live broadcast room suddenly burst into flames!
"Okay, Mr. Prostitute, give me 3 minutes."

Lu Zhe grabbed the pen and paper on the table and started writing.

Many female fans in the live broadcast room stared at Lu Zhe's perfect profile, their beautiful eyes flickering and their heartbeats getting faster and faster.

"So handsome, the way the host writes songs is really like the heavenly dish in my dreams!"

"The anchor's appearance is indeed very "fight-resistant", but his character is hard to say~"

PDD finished peeling a crayfish and just put it in his mouth when he saw this barrage.

He asked curiously:
"It's hard to say what your character is? What do you mean?"

As soon as PDD said this, the entire live broadcast room immediately became excited, making him look around even more confused.

"It's okay~ Teacher Whoring~ Life has to be experienced once."

"Fuck~I'm already getting excited! Hahahaha~"

"Hahaha~ I can't bear to laugh! So... the next victim is the prostitute teacher?"

"Family, who knows! Teacher Prostitute's confused look is really funny. I'm already looking forward to the follow-up~"

"PDD: Don't come over!!!"

(End of this chapter)