Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

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Lu Zhe wrote on the paper intently.

Three minutes later, he gently put down the pen and picked up the guitar.

At this moment, his mind was instantly filled with the lyrics, tone, singing skills and guitar playing skills of the song "Brother, You're Fat" that he was about to sing.

Naturally, it all came together in Lu Zhe's mind.

Lu Zhe gently plucked the strings in a familiar manner.

He cleared his throat again: "Are you ready, Mr. Prostitute? I can start!"

"let's start!"

PDD was eating crayfish with great interest and took a big mouthful of Happy Fat House water into his stomach.

The voice here just finished.

The crowd in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room couldn't wait and were already discussing in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahahaha, shit, let's start getting married, who will be the teacher next?!"

"Teacher Whore: Don't come over!!!!"

"I watched Zhou Shuyi's video more than ten times yesterday. I kept thinking that the anchor is not a carbon-based creature? Until I saw that today's chat room anchor is PDD, I fell into a silence of self-doubt! Well, the anchor is indeed carbon-based. biology!"

"U1S1~ I have never seen a prostitute teacher break through the defense, hahaha~"

"Anchor~ Try to be more awkward and be more neat, we all love to watch~~"

"Damn it, when you said that, I suddenly became excited!!!"

"Huh? This sounds weird."

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A guitar melody sounded in everyone's ears.

Just as everyone was intoxicated by the soaring tunes.

PDD followed the rhythm of the music, swaying his body, stuffing bite after bite of crayfish into his mouth, and felt very comfortable.

"Brother, you have gained weight. You look quite fat~"

"Shrinking your belly and raising your belly won't cover up the truth of your obesity~"

"puff!"

PDD squirted out all the happy fat house water and crayfish in one mouthful.

"Cough cough cough" PDD put down the happy fat home water and coughed violently.

The female assistant Shishi who was not far away quickly ran over after hearing this and handed over a tissue and a glass of water.

PDD looked at the man in front of him with a confused look, his mind filled with questions.

Is this the song he wrote for me?
Is this something humans can do?
I have never heard such an outrageous song in my life!

Time seemed to stand still, and PDD sat blankly, as if he had been struck by lightning.

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All the water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing after seeing this!

"Hahahahahahaha, help!!! I really can't live anymore laughing!"

"Damn it, the prostitute teacher was so stunned!!!!"

"Anchor, you are so awesome, you actually managed to break the defense of the cute pig coquettishness of Hero League! Hahahahaha~ It made me laugh so hard!"

"I'm starting to feel bad about the teacher. What did he do wrong? He even sent a rocket to the anchor!!!"

"I really live in Bengbu, it's so funny!"

"Anchor, you are such a fucking talent!"

"Follow it, pay attention, it's not much prettier than black silk stockings!"

In an instant, Lu Zhe's number of fans continued to rise, soaring from more than 5 to more than 8.

And system notifications kept popping up crazily in his mind.

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At the same time, the song "Brother, You're Fat" just started singing.

PDD's live broadcast room online fans also soared from more than 300 million to more than 500 million!
At the same time, Lu Zhe's live broadcast room also received many gifts, large and small.

There are not only fifteen rockets, five yachts and three super fires!
But Lu Zhe didn't know about all this.

He was playing the guitar and singing songs.

"Brother, you have changed and become heavier~"

"If you step on an electronic scale, it will be broken~"

"Brother, your beer belly is getting rounder and rounder~"

"When you get on that bus, everyone will think you are pregnant~"

Lu Zhe was moved with emotion and Xiao Zhi sang with reason. At this point, the fans in the live broadcast room were completely stunned with laughter.

"It's so wicked. Isn't this a realistic representation of a prostitute~~ I love you so much!"

"Awesome, awesome! Brother Lu~ you are my god! (Screaming)" "Teacher Prostitute: Are you polite? You are the only one who is noble! You are the only one who is thin!!!"

"It's really an incredible performance, it makes my scalp tingle! Damn, it's so awesome!"

"Help, help, I'm laughing so hard! I can't stand it!!!"

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While the friends in the live broadcast room were laughing wildly, PDD, who had been stunned for a long time, shook his head and said:

"Fuck! I...I'm mentally broken!"

PDD suddenly felt like a deflated rubber ball. He stopped eating the crayfish and stopped drinking the happy fat house water!
Lu Zhe looked at Lu Zhe affectionately with drooped eyelids, shaking his head with a speechless expression.

An incredulous look on his face.

"Brother, you said, eat less every day~"

"I just want to practice my mermaid line, I just want to go to the gym~"

"But brother, you have changed and become lazy~"

"No more doing those things to lose weight~"

Lu Zhe sang passionately to the climax.

He actually freed up a hand, pointed at PDD in front of the camera, and sang loudly.

"Brother, you are like blowing up a big balloon~"

"I'm worried that one day your stomach will explode~"

"Brother, give me a hug and tell the truth~"

"Tell me about the changes in your appetite and weight in the past few days~"

"Brother, tell me, eat less if you are hungry~"

“Eating too much every day is very heavy on the body~”

the other side.

In a high-end apartment in a magical city, Zhou Shuyi, who had deliberately downloaded the broadcast, was lying on the bed looking at her phone and laughing.

At this moment, her hair was tied into a standard bun hairstyle, revealing her delicate and fair face, and her two slender and straight legs were dangling in the air.

A pair of fair and delicate feet painted with bright red nail polish are particularly attractive.

What was playing on the mobile phone was the live broadcast between Lu Zhe and PDD.

Lu Zhe's singing voice came out melodiously from the headphones. PDD's pale face, speechless eyes and drooped eyelids formed a strong contrast with Lu Zhe's handsome and energetic face!
Especially in the barrage in the live broadcast room, many old fans frantically posted the barrage "The next victim has appeared!"

Thinking of what happened yesterday, Zhou Shuyi felt that she was almost ashamed and her teeth were itching with hatred!
I regretted so much why I went to check on his live broadcast room.

I regretted even more why I had to lose my wheat.

Fortunately, yesterday's dark history will soon be over!

After all, "PDD is the next victim" has emerged.

When I thought of this, I suddenly felt a lot happier.

At this moment, Zhou Shuyi's phone vibrated, and a message popped up at the top of the phone.

【Shock!The mute bride Zhou Shuyi actually did something indecent during the live broadcast! 】

Zhou Shuyi took a look.

An instant awakening deep in her blood.

Looking at Lu Zhe again, his eyes turned red as if he had seen his enemy!

On the other hand, look at Lu Zhe’s live broadcast room.

The song reaches its final part.

"Brother, give me a hug and tell me what's on your mind~"

"Tell me about your big face and fat body over the years~"

"Brother, give me a hug. If you have tears, just shed them~"

"Even after shedding tears, I can't make you lose a pound~"

After hearing the last few lyrics, the live broadcast room, which was originally lively like a vegetable market, suddenly became quiet.

PDD looked as if he had been struck by something evil, staring blankly at Lu Zhe who was drinking water in front of the screen.

All the water friends held their breath.

He secretly gave Lu Zhe a thumbs up in his mind and said "Awesome"!
At this moment, PDD's face was full of speechlessness, shock, confusion, confusion, doubt about life and disbelief! ! !

Throughout the song, PDD felt like he was completely stunned!

It seemed that I was trapped in a kind of thinking and doubt about life, and my whole person revealed a feeling of exhaustion of "kidney overdraft".

I want to cry but can't cry, I want to laugh but can't, it's very confusing, and there is a sense of contradiction that I am smiling but not smiling.

Although PDD's words did not show the same defense breaking as Zhou Shuyi.

But in fact, PDD's emotional voice kept appearing in Lu Zhe's mind!
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(End of this chapter)