Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 9 "The other party has canceled the wheat streak!"

Lu Zhe listened to the sound of emotional value in his mind with a confused look on his face.

This wave of blood was profitable, and I earned more than 3 PDD emotional points in tears.

I'm just worried that PDD will break out suddenly?
After all, he is what people in the world call a "pig-skin bully"!

Needless to say, Lu Zhe was still a little panicked at the moment.

After all, the two assistants next to PDD have been laughing wildly and making fun of him!

Shishi was nearby and tried his best to cover his mouth and suppress his laughter.

Her entire facial features were red and distorted.

At this time, an inappropriate burst of applause and laughter suddenly came from Gao Tian, ​​another assistant of PDD.

I saw that he had already laughed so much that he was leaning forward and backward, laughing towards the sky.

The pigskin bully glanced sideways, then took off his headphones, stood up and said to the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, I'm going to take care of some housework!"

After that, PDD came directly to Gao Tian's laughing face.

In hindsight, he obviously did not realize that the danger had come.

PDD is not long-winded, and goes straight to the "big punishment service" without saying anything!
"I'm funny?"

"I make you laugh!"

"You laugh again! You laugh again"

Gao Tian's howling and shouting and PDD's angry hammering sounds intertwined in Tomson's first-class mansion.

It sounds extremely pitiful!
"What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to die! Oh, thief, no teacher, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

"Be merciful. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Soon, the screams gradually disappeared.

PDD came back satisfied.

Obviously he seems to be in a much better mood~
Seeing this scene in the live broadcast room, all the water friends laughed dumbly.

"Ah ha ha ha ha~ Gaotian dog was beaten again!"

"It's so funny, Gao Tiangou is either being beaten or preparing to be beaten~"

"It hurts, it hurts too much! Dog head.JPG"

"Gao Tiangg~~"

"Protect Gao Tianyuan~~"

"I couldn't laugh anymore, and I wiped my hands after the fight, hahahahaha!"

"Teacher whore is truly a pigskin bully!"

It won't take long.

After PDD beat Gao Tian.

Walking lightly, he let out a long breath and sat back on the gaming chair.

In front of the camera.

PDD's expression was no longer as speechless as before, but it also showed a bit of helplessness.

Fortunately, he is not really angry or angry. After all, he is a top anchor on Douyu, so he still has some tolerance.

And, if nothing else, this song is pretty good!

catchy melody and lyrics.

Why does he even think the lyrics are somewhat positive?

After listening to this, he really had the urge to go straight to the gym? ? ?

"Not bad, not bad. You sang very well. Don't sing it next time."

PDD covered his face and praised with a smile.

"Teacher whoring, are you not angry?"

Lu Zhe carefully observed PDD's facial expressions, movements and body language.

After all, he has a reputation as a pig-skinned bully in the world. What if he is really angered and the United Platform bans him?
"No, no~" PDD said with a smile and waved his hand to the camera.

As soon as he finished speaking, he picked up the electronic cigarette on hand and put it in his mouth.

"There are so many videos pranking me on the Internet, why do I care?"

"And your song, frankly speaking, is pretty good~"

After saying that, PDD grinned a few times, revealing his leaky teeth, and his smile became more ferocious and terrifying.

Fans in the live broadcast room watched,

"Stop pretending, teacher whore"

"You're laughing so hard, the pigskin bully broke his teeth for the first time and swallowed it in his stomach! Hahahahaha~"

"I can't stop laughing. I'm obviously angry."

"Teacher, don't hold it in! It's not good for your health!"

Just as PDD watched the live broadcast room full of laughter and was speechless.

Gao Tian, ​​who was not very smart, spoke.

"Hahahahahaha~ Look, Mr. Prostitute, there is a barrage saying that you are as fat as the devil Bo Gang. This song is about you! Haha~"

As soon as Gao Tian finished speaking, PDD had already taken off his headphones.

He gave a half-hearted smile to the fans in the live broadcast room and said expressionlessly:
"Nie Zhan started talking nonsense again, I'll go deal with it!"

After that, he decisively walked aside.

Locking Gao Tian's neck with one hand, he said in his ear:
"You are the only one who talks a lot, and you are the only one who smiles happily."

Gao Tian was beaten and was stunned: "Ah, why is it me again?"

"It's not me who sang it. It's wrong, wrong, ah, ah, ah, ah."

"Who told you to talk too much!"

"Teacher whore, please show mercy. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Have mercy. Have mercy"

Gao Tian was hammered once again.

After stretching his muscles, PDD sat back on the gaming chair again with a smile on his face.

Baring his teeth, he smiled and said to Lu Zhe:

"I just stretched my muscles. Brother, you have been waiting for a long time."

As soon as these words came out, PDD fired a super hot shot.

He does not deny Lu Zhe's talent, but he also does not deny that although he looks gentle and fair.But in fact, it is wilted and bad!

"Sending a message is super popular. The song "Brother, You're Fat" is pretty good!"

"I'll introduce Teacher Ma and come and listen~"

PDD sends a barrage.

"No problem, Mr. Whore!"

"Thank you, Mr. Prostitute, for being so popular! Mr. Prostitute is so awesome!"

Lu Zhe made a thumbs up gesture with his hand and said with a smile.

At this time, Da Sima, who was far away in Wuhu, had an itchy nose and suddenly sneezed loudly.

"Ahh~"

"Why is my back so cold for no reason?"

"It's weird~"

Afterwards, the two chatted for a while and hung up the microphone.

"Who's next?"

Lu Zhe said to himself.

After all, the goal given to him by the system is to defeat two anchors within 24 hours.

Just finished breaking a PDD
That's one more to go.

Instead of sitting back and waiting for the target of continuous wheat, it is better to take the initiative
Let’s see if there are any suitable female anchor girls?
Just as Lu Zhe was thinking about it, he opened the list of all live broadcast rooms on Douyu.

Looking for a suitable female anchor Lianmai.

"Huh? Zhou Shuyi is also live broadcasting?"

Lu Zhe's mouse paused in front of her profile picture and let out a light buzz.

"Didn't she just appear in my live broadcast room?"

"otherwise"

The next second I clicked on the application for Lianmai.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were surprised when they saw it.

"I'll go. Host, do you still dare to mess with Sister Zhou?"

"Damn it, Brother Lu is really brave."

"It's me, Brother Lu. In terms of courage, no one is fatter than the anchor!"

"I have to say that Sister Zhou is really beautiful when she doesn't speak. She is so proud of everyone who can speak!"

"The mute bride. The mute bride~ This well-known reputation is not for nothing."

"The 666 anchor is awesome!"

at the same time.

After finally sorting out the mood of breaking the defense.

Zhou Shuyi, who had put on her makeup beautifully, had just started a live broadcast and was playing a game.

Just when the game is the most critical and most important level to pass.

Lian Micah was sent a moment.

The next second, he was immediately gged on the spot.

Zhou Shuyi stared blankly at the hung game page, and her defenses were broken instantly.

"Who? Who doesn't have eyes?"

'You sent me a link of wheat when it was the most critical time to clear the level? ? ? "

Sister Zhou was so angry that she got mad and cursed on the spot.

I saw that the applicant for Lianmai was Lu Zheshi
She was stunned for five or six seconds, and then she became furious and shouted loudly. ,
"Okay ~ Lu Zhe!"

"It's just in time!"

"I just happen to be angry and have nowhere to vent my anger!"

Just when she was about to agree with Lian Mai, she suddenly stopped.

"Wait a minute! Why is he asking me to win again?"

The white fingertips stopped on the mouse, motionless.

"Scheming stinky man, what does he want to do?"

Zhou Shuyi suddenly panicked, although she didn't hate him.

But there are indeed no anchors like him.

But she was indeed a little curious.
What if he came to apologize with Mai?
Then if you don't accept it like this, doesn't it mean that you have rejected him?

Zhou Shuyi hesitated for a moment, remembering the reminder from the guild management in the morning.

"If you want to pick me up, you can't pick it up so fast~"

"Otherwise, he must have thought that I was specifically waiting for his Lianmai."

"Then I'm so shameless~"

While Zhou Shuyi was hesitating, the friends in the live broadcast room were already urging her impatiently.

"Take it, why don't you answer it, old woman! Are you afraid of Brother Lu?"

"No way~ Is there anyone else the old woman is afraid of?"

"Don't you dare to pick it up? Sister Zhou, who is so jealous of me, doesn't dare to pick up my Brother Lu's Lian Mai? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk,

"Don't connect, don't connect with Mai, it will definitely be bad."

"Ugly~~This man is too cunning, you will definitely not be able to play with him! Dog head.jpg"

By chance, Zhou Shuyi saw the sentence above.

"Ugly? Open your eyes and see clearly. Where am I ugly?"

"And what do you mean I can't beat him??"

Zhou Shuyi, who was already furious, was very unconvinced when she saw the barrage.

"Lian Lian, who is afraid of whom!"

She gritted her teeth, as if she had made up her mind.

Just at the moment when she was about to click the mouse button to agree to the connection.

"The other party has canceled the continuous wheat!"

Zhou Shuyi: "???"

Studio:"???"

(End of this chapter)