This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 22: Put some condoms in foreign players’ shopping carts

wow~
Su Haozhe let go of the faucet.

tick tock~
Yan Dongqiang also turned on the faucet.

However, the traffic volume of the two people is obviously not of the same magnitude.

"As expected of a director, he knows how to make a smooth flow. I will take the first step."

Su Haozhe pulled up his pants, turned around and went out.

Damn, you actually despise me.

When I was 20 years old, I peed three feet in the wind.

Yan Dongqiang shouted in his heart.

Looking at the row of empty urinals, Yan Dongqiang felt that there was something wrong with Su Haozhe's brain.

"I was in the toilet just now, and I saw the guy who was talking on the podium before, standing in line with the director in the toilet."

"He actually said hello. Is this person a tiger?"

"I checked this person. He is known as the most sick anchor on the Internet. There is something wrong with him."

"I originally wanted to take revenge, but it turned out to be a lunatic, so forget it."

"..."

Su Haozhe's "wisdom" quickly spread among the students.

【ding~】

[Congratulations to the host for triggering the random draw. Do you want to draw now? 】

Su Haozhe was also stunned. He knew that there had been a lot of pranks recently and there were many fans, so he triggered the lottery again.

"Draw a lottery now."

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Chinese martial arts skill +80]

Su Haozhe nodded with satisfaction. A score of 80 has reached the level of a practitioner.

The system is quite impressive this time.

jingle bell~
The 15-minute break passed quickly.

"Okay, welcome back everyone, let me continue with some details."

"We score each round of the competition based on three parts of the atmosphere: the audience, the instructors, and the players, and then add them up to get the total score."

"..."

Su Haozhe felt sleepy while the host was talking, so he observed the others.

The stick I met in the morning was sitting with a few people, and two of them had blond hair.

It seemed that those few were all foreigners, and they gathered together to chat.

"Hey, are you really sick?"

Jiang Miaomiao, whom she met in the morning, quietly came over and asked.

This girl is too upright.

When Su Haozhe heard this question and looked at Jiang Miaomiao's innocent expression, he didn't know how to answer it.

"Have you ever seen a drunk person say he was drunk?"

Su Haozhe asked rhetorically.

"I've seen it before. My dad often says that I'm too drunk to buy groceries."

Jiang Miaomiao nodded and replied.

"Your dad is awesome."

Su Haozhe gave a thumbs up.

"So, are you sick?"

Jiang Miaomiao asked again.

"ill."

Su Haozhe replied speechlessly.

"That's great, my mother said, those who are too perfect are not good people, only those who are sick are real."

Unexpectedly, Jiang Miaomiao laughed directly.

"Do your parents know that you are a little fool?"

Su Haozhe asked, tilting his head.

Some girls asked these questions to pretend to be cute, but Su Haozhe thought Jiang Miaomiao was really stupid.

"I know, it's not right; I don't know, it's not right either."

Jiang Miaomiao thought for a moment, as if she was a fool no matter what answer she gave.

The two of them were chatting about boring topics in the back.

jingle bell~
Another class passed like this.

"Okay, I'm almost done. Everyone can take the bus and go to the supermarket to buy things first."

"Just remember, don't go wandering to the south. The crew is filming over there. You can wander around anywhere else."

The host said everything that needed to be said and then disbanded.

The host and the four instructors came out after finishing speaking.

The next stop is the supermarket.

The players have to live here temporarily. Although there is a canteen and the like, they may need to buy snacks, medicine, underwear, etc.

"I finally stopped chanting. My head is about to explode."

Su Haozhe only listened to six or seven out of ten sentences, so all he needed to do was sing a good song.

Everyone came to the first floor and waited for the bus to arrive.

The player from Bangzi Country whispered a few words to several other foreign players.

Several people were talking and laughing as they walked towards Su Haozhe.

Obviously the comer is not good.

"Hey."

Arriving in front of Su Haozhe, the man from Bangzi Kingdom suddenly staggered and fell towards Su Haozhe.Several people behind him hurriedly helped him and rushed towards Su Haozhe.

"Be careful."

The girl next to me shouted.

The corner of Su Haozhe's mouth moved slightly, and he retreated slightly, two meters away.

The players from Bangzi Country lost their goals and their focus.

"be careful."

Su Haozhe took another step forward and reached out to grab his arm.

But the players from Bangzi Country clearly felt that Su Haozhe was pulling down.

bang bang bang~
The people behind were unable to dodge, and they were pressed together like a stack of Arhats.

"Ouch, get up quickly."

The players from Bangzi Country kept wailing, but they were suppressed.

"Such a big man is so careless."

Su Haozhe gently stood aside, showing off his martial arts skills.

Now the players are all issued with communication equipment, which can also be translated simultaneously.

Su Haozhe was finally able to communicate with these people.

"What happened? Why did you fall?"

The staff rushed over.

"He gave me a hand."

The Bangzi Country player pointed at Su Haozhe angrily.

"Ouch, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin. You fell down yourself, and it's up to me to check and monitor him."

Su Haozhe spread his hands.

The Bangzi Country player stopped talking. It was indeed him who stumbled first, but Su Haozhe dodged it.

If they check the surveillance, nothing will happen to Su Haozhe.

"Okay, the bus is here. Let's go to the supermarket first."

The staff saw that no one was injured and did not continue to ask questions.

Su Haozhe glanced at the badge: Park Daxiang.

This name is quite pungent.

: "It doesn't look peaceful here. Fortunately, Brother Su escaped."

: "That's right, I saw a few foreigners discussing it, and it turned out they wanted to deal with Brother Su."

: "This group of people should be kicked out. What's the point of inviting a few foreigners to a Chinese variety show?"

: "This is called internationalization. It sounds very open, inclusive, and influential, but in fact it is useless."

: "..."

Netizens saw clearly in the live broadcast room that this was really not a provocation by Su Haozhe.

Everyone got on the bus and headed to the supermarket in the city.

The resort is relatively remote. It takes more than an hour to go there and three hours to go back and forth.

At the entrance of Jiajiale Supermarket.

"Everyone, listen to me, you have 40 minutes. Meet here in 40 minutes and pay for your purchases."

The staff gave a brief explanation and let everyone in.

"What a coincidence. It turns out your name is Yan Ruxue. It's a good name."

Su Haozhe saw the girl he called on stage and knew what her name was.

As the name suggests, Yan Ruxueren is very fair and quiet, and looks a bit like Xue.

"Ah."

Yan Ruxue snorted softly and pushed the car inside.

It has character, I like it.

Su Haozhe looked at Yan Ruxue's indifference and felt as small as an ant.

Before, if she hadn't thought Su Haozhe was a teacher, Yan Ruxue would have ignored him at all.

In fact, Yan Ruxue has a very generous personality, otherwise she would not have performed on stage and said I love you.

It's just that I rarely communicate with people I don't know well.

After buying some snacks, drinks, and toilet paper, Su Haozhe was ready to go out.

Isn't this Park Daesang?
Su Haozhe looked up and saw that Park Daxiang had packed more than half a truck with a lot of pickles.

Park Daxiang put the car on the side of the road and went to choose instant noodles on the shelf.

Su Haozhe slowly approached, and when Park Daxiang wasn't paying attention, he blocked the cameraman with his back.

He quickly took several boxes of Okamoto condoms from the shelf and threw them into Park Daxiang's shopping cart.

In line with the principle of doing good deeds without leaving a name, Su Haozhe walked away directly from another passage.

"Just these four packs."

Park Daxiang selected four packs of pickled cabbage noodles and put them in the shopping cart.

Since the condom leaked through the gap, Park Daxiang didn't notice it.

: "Have you seen that the anchor just turned his back to the camera and didn't know what he was doing with his hands?"

: "I noticed it too. He moved very quickly and then walked away immediately. He must have done nothing good."

: "You guys were observing too carefully. I saw Brother Su swaying this way and then walking away."

: "I don't know what Brother Su did, but it's definitely not a good thing."

: "Yes, yes, this guy tried to trick him before. Brother Su will definitely not let him go."

: "..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room transformed into Sherlock Holmes and observed Su Haozhe's every move.

(End of this chapter)