This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 23 What are you talking about when you buy a condom? You want to show off.

Su Haozhe walked to the other end and kept observing Park Daxiang's movements.

Seeing Park Daxiang go to check out, Su Haozhe also followed.

Most of the people checking out in front are athletes. Each person has a small cart, and the speed is quite slow.

Su Haozhe slowed down and there was a person between him and Park Daxiang.

15 minute later.

Finally it was Park Dae Sang’s turn.

"Instant noodles, kimchi..."

Park Daxiang muttered while putting something on the countertop.

???

what is this?
Park Daxiang held it in his hand and looked around.

He didn't quite recognize the Chinese characters on it, but he remembered that he had never taken this.

"Really shameless."

The girl behind lowered her head and spat.

"Do you want to buy 5 boxes of condoms?"

The cashier rarely sees people buying so much at once.

"Condoms?"

Through the headset translation, Park Daxiang understood what it was.

"I didn't take this, why is it in my car?"

Park Daxiang shouted loudly, feeling that this supermarket was too unreliable.

"Can you please hurry up? Why are you buying a condom? You want to show off. Is it the smallest size?"

Su Haozhe urged from behind.

"Hahaha."

"This man has a bad mouth, but buying a condom is even more disgusting."

"I actually bought this. It's not like men and women live together."

"A man lives with a man, and yet he still buys this, is that true?"

"..."

Other players were also checking out nearby, and they all saw what Park Daxiang had in his hand.

Although we are all adults, we are all here to compete, so there is no such crooked thought.

"This is not mine."

Park Daxiang yelled at Su Haozhe, and his head was sweating.

"Then let me take it, okay? You can pay quickly."

Su Haozhe continued to fire from behind.

The audience in the live broadcast room also suddenly realized.

: "It turned out to be putting condoms in someone else's shopping cart. It was like a panda ordering takeout - the bamboo shoots arrived home."

: "I just said that the anchor didn't do anything good. Sure enough, he started playing tricks again. Why did this guy mess with the anchor when he had nothing to do?"

: "Hahaha, looking at Bangzi's furious look, I really can't explain it."

: "What does it mean that the anchor got it? It was obviously the anchor."

: "..."

Netizens were about to laugh to death from Su Haozhe. This move was really:
The yellow mud fell into his crotch - it was either shit or shit.

Park Daxiang's roommate has already settled the bill and is waiting.

When I saw Park Daxiang buying five boxes of condoms, I immediately lost my composure.

"Why the hell did you buy this? Tell me clearly first."

The roommate grabbed it and grabbed Park Daxiang's collar, preparing to fight.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Let go first."

The staff rushed over and pulled the two away.

"No, I won't be in the same dormitory with him, or I will quit the competition."

Live with me and buy condoms. What do you want to do?
There won't be any lubricant, right?

The roommate felt so disgusted and terrified that he refused to live with Park Daxiang anymore.

"Okay, okay, please let go first and don't disturb the order."

The Voice staff also became anxious and stepped forward to separate the two.

"Please handle it yourself first and don't hinder the people behind you from checking out."

The cashier was also impatient and his head was buzzing with noise.

finally.

Park Daxiang put the condom back in its place, checked out the other items and walked out.

However, I have never figured out where those boxes of condoms came from.

Soon it was Su Haozhe's turn to pay.

"I'll give you cash."

Su Haozhe took out a red note from his pocket.

"Okay, but it seems there are no triangles left. Can I give you a lollipop?"

The cashier rarely accepts cash now and does not have enough change prepared.

"can."

Su Haozhe nodded and took the lollipop.

Walk to the students' waiting area.

"Can you help me peel it off? It's too heavy and I can't peel it off with one hand."

Su Haozhe held the shopping bag in one hand and gave the lollipop to Yan Ruxue with the other.

Yan Ruxue frowned and ignored him.Su Haozhe didn't leave, but stood in front of Yan Ruxue and looked at her.

"Annoying."

Yan Ruxue saw so many people around her and quickly tore off the candy wrapper.

"Thank you."

Su Haozhe lowered his head and took the lollipop into his mouth.

From the looks of it, others thought it was Yan Ruxue who fed him.

"you."

Yan Ruxue knew that she had been tricked and glared at Su Haozhe, looking very charming.

"Where did you get the lollipop? Do you still have it?"

Jiang Miaomiao also came over, looking at the lollipop and wanting to eat it.

"Also, there are a lot of them in supermarkets."

Su Haozhe raised his head and pointed at the supermarket.

"Then I won't eat it."

Jiang Miaomiao shook her head, knowing that she could not waste time.

"Are you two from the same school?"

Su Haozhe saw that the two of them were holding arms, and they were quite intimate.

"No, Sister Yan is my roommate."

Jiang Miaomiao smiled proudly.

"Roommate? By the way, who is my roommate?"

Su Haozhe looked at the big guy and asked.

This stopped everyone.

I really don’t know who Su Haozhe’s roommate is.

Others, especially those who had never met their roommates, began to worry.

This man was obviously mentally disturbed and acted erratically.

If he and Su Haozhe were roommates, he would be in trouble.

: "Looking at everyone's worried eyes, you can see how lethal Brother Su is."

: "Of course, I am the sickest anchor on the Internet, I am not joking with you."

: "I'm also looking forward to it. Who is so lucky to live with Su Shen?"

: "Does Su Shen mean that Su Haozhe is mentally ill? This is a good title, I like it very much."

: "..."

Netizens have given Su Haozhe a new title, and the name Su Shen will soon be heard throughout the Internet.

Shopping is over.

Everyone got on the bus and prepared to return.

Su Haozhe looked out the window boredly, his phone was taken away, and he suddenly felt that he had nothing to do.

turn back.

I saw Bang Zi looking out the window anxiously from time to time, clutching the mineral water bottle tightly, but his legs remained motionless.

Su Haozhe knew that he had to urinate urgently.

"It's quite boring in the car. How about we all sing together to have a good time?"

Su Haozhe made a suggestion later.

"Okay, we are all singers, let's do something exciting."

Someone in front who also loves to sing responded.

However, the majority of others remained silent and did not say a word at all.

Su Haozhe didn't care about this and started directly, "I'll start, everyone will come together."

"Go go go, rock together now."

"..."

Su Haozhe chose a very exciting song in this world.

Someone took the lead, and others sang along, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively.

The staff saw that the atmosphere was good and everyone did not leave their seats, so they did not stop them.

"Why don't you sing? At least you mean something."

Su Haozhe turned to look at Park Daxiang and directly accused him.

"Haha, I can't."

Park Daxiang whispered.

"Let's teach you if you don't know how to do it. Don't neglect your foreign friends. Come and come and do it every time."

Su Haozhe took Park Daxiang's arm and waved it.

You bastard!
Don't pull me!
Park Daxiang shouted in his heart and tried to pull his arm back, but he was not as strong as Su Haozhe.

"Sing together."

The people next to him also patted Park Daxiang, trying to lighten the mood.

Su Haozhe saw that the atmosphere was getting better, so he withdrew his hand, hiding his merit and fame.

Park Daxiang was holding back his urine, but when he was shaken like this again, his pressure doubled instantly.

The bus just arrived at the resort.

Park Daxiang rushed out and ran to the dormitory without looking back.

Only Su Haozhe noticed that the color of Park Daxiang's pants seemed to have become darker.

"It's time for me to go back and see who my roommate is."

Su Haozhe picked up his things and went to the dormitory.

(End of this chapter)