This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 24 System Tricky Mission Theme: Fortune Telling

The host announced over the loudspeaker.

"The program team prepared lunch boxes at noon and distributed them directly to the dormitories."

"Everyone can pack up the things they bought after dinner. The afternoon is free time."

"Don't forget, everyone, the songs in the first round must be original songs, and the difficulty is quite high."

The host first talked about the arrangements for the afternoon, and then reminded the songs of the first round.

Su Haozhe didn't care. What he needed most was original songs.

However, other singers were not prepared and had to write a song quickly.

Go back to dorms.

Su Haozhe finally saw his roommate. He was a fat young man with a fluffy mushroom head and black-rimmed glasses.

"why you."

The fat man shook his head, but he didn't expect that his roommate was Su Haozhe.

"Don't be too surprised. What's your name?"

Su Haozhe put down his things and sat beside the bed.

"My name is Mao Junyi. Please give me your advice in the future."

The fat man announced his name, secretly thinking that things would be difficult in the future.

"What's my name? No introduction is needed, right?"

Su Haozhe smiled and shook hands.

"Need not."

The fat man shook his head.

Impersonate the teacher as soon as the class starts; go to the toilet and double with the director; pretend to be the costume designer of the program team...

Su Haozhe's sexy tricks had already spread to everyone.

The fat man was a little envious, feeling that Su Haozhe could do whatever he wanted, while he had always behaved and been honest.

"You have almost a million fans. You can live a good life even if you don't sing."

The fat man looked at Su Haozhe enviously.

But he was envious, and the fat man was still a little scared. After all, everyone said that Su Haozhe was not in his right mind.

"Don't envy me. You have one thing that I can't catch up with."

Su Haozhe said and threw a banana over.

"Really? Which point?"

The fat man felt happy because he didn't expect that he had such great advantages.

"You found the most handsome and talented roommate in the world."

Su Haozhe gave the fat man a thumbs up.

Fatty: "..."

The netizens in the live broadcast room were almost laughing when they saw the fat man's expression.

: "This roommate is quite cute. He is slightly chubby but not greasy, and his expressions are very rich."

: "It turned out to be this fat man who won the lottery. The days to come will be very difficult."

: "Look at the fat man holding the banana and not eating it at all. He must be afraid of being deceived."

: "Su Shen is too shameless. If you have the ability, come and compete with me."

: "..."

There are also cameras in the dormitories, which will only be turned off after the players fall asleep.

Su Haozhe picked up his phone to see if there was anything he needed to deal with.

[Xiao Su, after you left, your cat kept meowing and didn’t eat much]

Old Liu Tou left a message to Su Haozhe.

[Then find someone to send it to me, and I’ll pay for the shipping]

Su Haozhe estimated that the golden retriever had separation anxiety, so he was ready to take it over.

[OK, send me an address and I’ll ask Lao Xu to drive you there. His kids drive cars everywhere]

Old Liu had no idea. He was afraid that the dog would starve to death, but it was also a life.

Su Haozhe looked at other news, but they were all insignificant.

Now the number of fans has reached 86, and it will only be a matter of time before it reaches one million.

[Ding~ A new trick mission is released, the mission theme is fortune telling]

The system suddenly released a new task.

but.

This stumped Su Haozhe.

Fortune teller?

What kind of fortune telling do I know?

Then I thought about it, the system was just for tricking people, and it wasn't really fortune telling.

"Fat man, do you believe in fortune telling? Do you need me to tell you fortunes?"

Su Haozhe was going to try it with his roommates first.

"Can you please stop calling me fat? I'm not that fat. I never count my fortunes."

Fatty resisted this title.

"Got it, Fatty."

Su Haozhe nodded.

The fat man sighed, knowing that the torture had begun.

Since you can't change the status quo, just lie down and accept it.

What's the point of arguing with a sick person?

Fatty silently comforted himself in his heart.

"Let's go out for a walk. It's so boring in the house."

Su Haozhe sat for a while and found that there was nothing to clean up.

The fat man glanced at Su Haozhe, then shook his head.

Who dares to go out with a patient? "That look in your eyes makes you look like you're mentally retarded."

Su Haozhe waved his hand in front of the fat man's eyes.

Why do you think I look like a retard? I am clearly looking like a retard.

The fat man cursed.

"Look at the look in your eyes, I'm not convinced anymore. Let me test you by asking you some common sense questions about life."

Su Haozhe is going to take the Fatty Test.

"You say it."

The fat man is very confident that there is nothing wrong with his mind.

"Then let me ask you, what should you do if your electric car catches fire?"

Su Haozhe asked a question.

"It's quite simple. First cut off the power to the electric car, and then use a fire extinguisher to put out the fire."

After the fat man finished speaking, he spread his hands.

"Wrong! You cannot park electric vehicles at home. You are not only endangering yourself, but also endangering your neighbors."

Su Haozhe directly accused him.

"I didn't stop. I just answered the question. You continue to ask."

The fat man made the mistake accidentally. He didn't expect Su Haozhe's question to be so tricky.

“If there’s a gas leak, which phone number should you call for help?”

Su Haozhe asked another question closely related to life.

"Gas?"

The fat man thought for a moment, "It must be 119, fire hoses and the like."

"Wrong again! If the gas leaks and you still make a call, you're not afraid of an explosion."

Su Haozhe pointed at the fat man and started scolding him.

"Then what do you say?"

The fat man was no longer convinced and felt that something was wrong with this question.

"You should turn off the valves, open the windows for ventilation, and you can't answer the phone."

"There are many children watching the live broadcast. Please remember it well."

Su Haozhe pointed at the camera, "Don't call your parents in a hurry."

The audience in the live broadcast room was suddenly cueed and started discussing.

: "It's definitely not about me, I'm an adult."

: "I really didn't know you couldn't make a phone call when there was a gas leak. This is a life-saving skill. Thank you Su Shen."

: "The fat man's eyes changed, and he began to doubt his IQ."

: "Everyone is wondering if it will happen. After a while, the anchor will be fine, but the fat man will go crazy."

: "..."

Netizens started joking in the live broadcast room.

"I'll go out with you."

The fat man got two questions wrong in a row and wanted to go out for some air.

The main reason is that this question seems to be quite simple, but why can’t I answer it?

"Go away."

Su Haozhe pulled the fat man out.

The two of them went straight to the river, which was the coolest place.

There weren't many people outside. Most of them were in the musical instrument room or recording studio. After all, they had to write new songs and the time was quite tight.

"That's Jiang Miaomiao and Yan Ruxue over there, let's go and take a look."

Su Haozhe saw two girls sitting on a bench by the river, one green and one yellow, quite pretty.

"Goodbye, do you know me?"

The fat man was a bit resigned and didn't want to go.

"What are you doing here?"

Su Haozhe sat down on the bench.

Yan Ruxue frowned and moved towards Jiang Miaomiao.

"You're a liar, and you said you were a costume designer."

Jiang Miaomiao snorted at Su Haozhe.

"I originally wanted to apply, but I didn't expect that the program team didn't want me."

Su Haozhe shrugged helplessly.

The fat man stood behind, blowing the wind silently without saying a word.

"I see that you don't look very good, so let me tell you a fortune."

Su Haozhe saw that Yan Ruxue was silent, but he had no intention of letting her go.

"unnecessary."

Yan Ruxue has never seen such a shameless person, sticking up all the time.

"You know how to tell fortunes? Then help me tell fortunes."

Jiang Miaomiao was more active and came over immediately.

"They are all here to fool the little girl, Miaomiao, don't pay attention to her."

Yan Ruxue directly grabbed her roommate, fearing that Su Haozhe would abduct her.

"Why don't you have any trust? How about I leave immediately?"

Su Haozhe patted the bench and became excited.

"Okay, you did the math right, I asked you to do the math for me too."

Yan Ruxue snorted coldly after speaking.

The two made a bet directly.

(End of this chapter)