As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 396 The Return of Old Objects
[Starting the game]

【Wow~】

【Welcome to "Rebirth Loli Island"】

【Please select your preferred role】

[1. A strong old man]

[2. An especially strong old man]

[3. Old man wearing glasses]

[Four. Hum…]

"Why am I here?" Maljie looked at the TV screen and glanced at Chen Shou: "Why is there a 'hum'?"

Chen Shou shrugged his fat shoulders and said, "I entered the numbers of the four of us. This might be the answer generated by the system. But then again, why aren't Li Nuo and I included?"

Shou Ge looked at Li Nuo who was hiding in the corner.

"What are you doing?"

"It's okay, you guys play first." Li Nuo said with a lick on his face.

"He's got aversion to CD-ROM games and stuff like that because of the Ikaros thing," Marger explained.

Background: Li Nuo was impatient and played a game disc before entering "Ikaros".

Chen Shou comforted him, "It's okay, you see, we are fine."

Li Nuo smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, no, if an old man jumps out of the TV and causes you to have anal prolapse, I can still run away in advance."

Chen Shou looked at him with a frown: "I won't even complain about what you've done to me."

Maljie said: "But what he said makes sense. It is indeed possible that a man will come out and strip us naked. Just like Sadako in "The Ring" who ran out of the TV and was beaten by a group of black people..."

"Stop talking! It's getting more and more outrageous!" Chen Shou stopped immediately and looked at Sauron who had been silent.

"Um... Soran?"

"Wait a minute……"

Soran was holding the disc box and looking at the data of the broken game.

"Reborn Lolita Island" is also known as "Okinawa Lolita Island".

It is called Loli, but it is actually an island of macho men. There are about a hundred people on the island, all of them are muscular men, tied up with chains and punished with whipping.

Angry and fearful, his breathing rises and falls, as if he is enjoying himself with the tourists.

Looking southwest of the island, we can see fishermen going out to sea with dark skin.

Its muscles are jagged and interlaced, a gift from the sea.

That's probably the game.

As for why there is an online version, we can only say that in a parallel world, this kind of game is a legal online game.

That world is most likely the main world of "Imperial Inquisition".

"Where did you get this junk?" Soran threw the box on the carpet and said unhappily, "Is it Wink again?"

Malger said "hmm".

So Soran sat next to Li Nuo. He was also worried that this broken game might end up with a situation similar to "Ikaros".

They were worrying for nothing, it was just an ordinary game.

The side of the game console that comes with the "Endless Corridor" is covered with sockets, and up to eight people can play at a time. As for why the structure is like this, in Maljie's words, it's "magic."

After playing for fifteen minutes, Soran put down the controller.

He took off his glasses, wiped them with the corner of his clothes and said, "I shouldn't have come here. This is a mentally polluting game..."

Li Nuo controlled the old man to angrily scold a sailor, and said excitedly: "Although... Muscular men having sex with each other is a traditional category in the fuxiang, targeting a specific audience of fujoshi. Strictly speaking, this is not gal. After all, gal is a beautiful girl game, referring to men, which is not so rare in itself. Don't look at it with tinted eyes, my friend, old men also have the right to choose their partners. Don't you live in America? This concept will be rejected in your place, right?"

Soran said: "Not really, after all, I have money."

The old man controlled by Maljie was fucked to death. He turned around and asked, "Who will avenge me? He only has 10% of his health left."

Soran's eyes suddenly lit up: "Maljie, are you out of work?"

"Li Nuo has a job as a primary school doctor, but I don't trust him and he's unreliable, so there's no rush." ​​Maljie replied confidently, "Humph, jobs are only for those who are prepared, and I'm unprepared."

Soran: "How about I introduce one to you?"

Li Nuo: "Stop it."

Chen Shou: "Isn't it good?"

"Brother Shou, don't think that Soran is a good guy." Li Nuo was happy: "What job are you going to recommend to him?"

Soran had a bad temper, and only a few people like Li Nuo could pretend not to hear him when they called him a thing.

"A doctor."

"Your family business?"

"We have a private hospital at home if you want."

"Look." Li Nuo pointed at Soren and watched Chen Shou ignore Maljie, and said excitedly: "What he means is that if he is the boss of our captain in reality, then what is our team? A subordinate of the Cowherd Group?"

"...Hmm." Soran was speechless.

Chen Shou was shocked: "Are you guys usually so secretive when communicating?"

Maljie said: "It's all out in the open. You don't need to think too much to know the deep meaning."

Chen Shou now understood that what Li Nuo said was actually an explanation to him, and their usual way of communication was much simpler, which seemed like fragmented communication to outsiders and most people could not relate to it.

Li Nuo picked up the handle and continued to log in.

"Sauron, when you set your sights on us, have you ever considered cultural invasion?"

"I go……"

Soran slapped his forehead.

"I forgot about the [shit block] problem..."

"Hey, I'm still here." Maljie snorted coldly: "Forget it, I don't blame you for not being able to understand."

With the help of Li Nuo, Ma Ge killed a perverted old man wearing a top hat.

Maljie said, "We finally got rid of him. Chen Shou and I will play. Li Nuo, you guys will continue at the next level."

Li Nuo: "Okay."

Maljie knew very well that Li Nuo did not ask Soran to come here just to play games, but to prepare for the next script.

Li Nuo took out a wooden sign that read "World War" and handed it to Soran.

"I guess this thing doesn't need any reinforcements."

Soran held the sign in front of his glasses and observed it.

Through [Explorer], he saw things that Li Nuo could not see.

[The tiny fate that concerns the future of the corridor]

"It will select some special people to participate, and the person who sends the sign should be the person designated by the administrator."

Soran shook his head.

"I see, it's Lillian."

"It seems like there is some special information?" Li Nuo became interested: "Tell me about it."

Soren put the sign on the ground.

"Only high-ranking players can contact the administrators. Once the administrators take action, it means that the interests of the corridors are affected. That's all the details."

Upon hearing this, Li Nuo lowered his head in silence, not even caring that the old man he had chosen on the screen was fucked to death.

Soran continued, "You came into contact with the Wrath of Bahamut at the Creation Mountain. It is certain that Lillian's team will participate in this world war, but it should be in a high-level scenario and will not have any intersection with you."

He looked at the panel on the sign and adjusted the frame of his glasses.

“The only intersection…is the victory of the cloister.”

"I see……"

Li Nuo bit his fingers.

"The winner should be calculated based on the combined data of the three divisions, not just the data of a single division."

“Being forced to join forces with her…” Soran shook his head: “It’s really ugly, Li Nuo.”

"Not really." Li Nuo said, "There is no permanent opponent, just like us... In the original ticket grabbing scenario, the Eternal Life Train, if the system hadn't marked us as 'not opponents', at least one of us would be dead now, right?"

Soran understood what he meant and agreed.

"If Croyde had explained everything clearly, [Critical One] wouldn't have died."

Li Nuo gave a wry smile.

"Essentially, it's a person's choice of different options when faced with interests, and the root cause all comes from the arbitrariness of the system and the corridors."

Maljie said: "We are all people who are bound by fate. At least we can't jump out of these rules now, but we are still under the rules, so there are no eternal enemies."

Li Nuo picked up the controller and activated his character, and the game screen turned into a confrontation between him and Sauron.

"Now that I think about it, Lillian's internal fish-frying was really..."

"Everything has a reason." Soran recalled the intelligence he had gathered during this period. "It is said that she was almost backstabbed to death because she let a certain player go, and it happened more than once. Lillian's reputation is frighteningly good, so she may be targeting you out of caution, but it is also because she is on the opposite side."

Li Nuo pondered and said, "That is to say, she might have collected the abilities of [Identity Holders] just for this world war."

Maljie added: "It's hard to say. I can't figure it out."

"Is she the most powerful?" Li Nuo asked, "I mean 'Endless Corridor'."

"You have fought with her, what do you think?" Soran asked.

Li Nuo said bluntly: "It's God's blessing that one of us can survive her hands."

Soran: "So we will be at this level in the future."

Li Nuo pressed the attack button.

The old man with glasses controlled by Sauron was smashed to pieces.

Li Nuo put down the handle.

"I don't want anything excessive, skill cards or items that you think will be beneficial to us."

As for team supplies, Li Nuo and his team can produce them themselves, without Soran's help. But the [Skill Card] is very important.

In the scenarios where players reach level 25, it is almost impossible to obtain skill cards, except for Sauron who has accumulated enough.

"I have ten skill cards for [Finger Shaking]. Other than that, the only things you can use are potions that can cancel the 'Pixel Curse' and various repair light powders. Other than that..."

Soran came prepared.

He took out a book with a white cover.

[Affordable Bullet Double Production Book]

【Excellent quality】

[Requirements: Insight 60, master magic technology]

[Effect 1: There is a 5% chance that the manufactured bullets will undergo abnormal changes and a blueprint will be generated]

[Effect 2: Tear off the title page, write down the names of up to five types of bullets on paper, complete the realistic scenario, and replenish the number of bullets written down by 10 to 500 (the number of replenishment depends on the type of bullet)]

[Brief description: The best way to use it is to find a fool. After you produce something, let the fool help you take risks and make a realistic script, but the problem is, where can you find such a fool?]

Li Nuo licked his lips. It was time to use Adam Ireland's team to do the hard work again.

Malger took the book and put it on the table: "It's a bit like a lottery."

Soran nodded and said, "Well, the stuff should be good. I'll go back and look at the other stuff, but I have to make it clear first that I want to keep some important props for myself. After all, we have quite a few people there. You understand. Finally, Li Nuo, I came here because you said you would pass the stuff on to me."

Li Nuo took out a ticket from his pocket.

【Tickets to Chuangjie Mountain】

"Hey, do you want to make Gardevoir mega?"

Soran was moved.

Li Nuo put the ticket back into his trouser pocket.

"Go there and study carefully how to consecrate [fine rough stones] into mega stones."

"So, I'm working for you, even though I'm pretending to be working for Gardevoir to mega?"

"Mutual benefit~"

Li Nuo smiled contemptuously and shrugged his shoulders.

"There's a big-breasted, long-legged Gardevoir in the Creation Mountain that can speak human language. Also, there's a group of Meowth that can speak human language. Maybe there's a way to mass-produce Poké Balls."

What Li Nuo said made Sauron feel itchy.

A meow that can speak human language...

That's much more interesting than a big-breasted Gardevoir.

In this "Creation Mountain" scenario, in order to save Maljie, we did not stay for long, resulting in the resources obtained were not the best.

If the Golden Lion had not been killed in the end, it would have been a loss for Li Nuo.

He used the [Shilipo Sword God Card].

But he couldn't ask Malge to pay anything in return. After all, Malge and he were teammates, so Sauron had to bear the injustice.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten. If Sauron agrees, it means that the Creation Mountain is in trouble.

Soran put the ticket away and glanced at the "Game Over" on the TV screen.

Then he threw out a capsule.

【Leaving Team Capsule】

"In the future, if you encounter any of us in the script, use it to leave the script."

Chen Shou didn't say much and took the capsule.

He understood what Soran meant.

Even if you just listen casually, you can tell that Li Nuo and his group are already involved with those big guilds.

Among the players, people like Chen Shou honestly follow the main storyline in the script. As long as they don't commit suicide and don't encounter "invaders", and with the resources given to him by Maljie, Brother Shou's survival rate is not low. The only thing to be afraid of is being involved in high-end games. What Sauron means is that before the affairs of Li Nuo and the big guild are clarified, he hopes that Chen Shou, the good old man, will not be involved.

Soran has fulfilled the responsibilities of a "Doraemon".

"I'll leave if it's okay."

He has no interest in "Rebirth Lolita Island".

Li Nuo shouted, "He's gone, let's play a serious game."

Marj: "How about Street Fighter with a nudity patch?"

Chen Shou and Li Nuo: "Great!"

Soran: "So I'm redundant, right?"

At this time, a clear and pleasant sound was heard outside the house.

"Don't leave."

Cha Bai ran down from the attic.

"Sauron..."

"what?"

Soran's heart beat faster, not because of Cha Bai. He was worried that Cha Bai would need him to do something that would arouse Li Nuo's hostility towards him.

"Wait...2B, we rarely talk."

Cha Bai strode into the house: "I need you this time!"

Li Nuo: "Ah..."

Soran: "Please forgive me..."

Cha Bai said: "Let's have a fight."

The air suddenly became quiet.

Chen Shouxu looked at Soran: "How pitiful..."

At this moment, Chabai opened up his ghost back and activated his newly acquired [Magical Phantom].

Half of her body became ethereal, and she raised her right hand to point at Soran. Her ethereal arm also rose up, as if she had grown four arms.

Soran looked at Li Nuo with resentment.

"I came all the way here to give you things, and beat you up, didn't I?"

……

Li Nuo didn't bother with Cha Bai and Soran's affairs.

He went to the attic and read "The Adventures of the Golden Lion" that Cha Bai had left there.

Just like Cha Bai, after reading this book, what he gained was not a skill, but a long-lost prop.

Ok……

【Nokia 3210 (revised version)】

[Quality: Normal~Epic]

[Effect 1: The power it exerts in the hands of different people varies. For example, in the hands of a serious person, it is just a mobile phone, but in the hands of a funny person (a person who does not have a funny worldview), it may be able to smash through a mountain]

[Effect 2: Record the secrets of physical skills. In simple terms, you need to defeat your opponent, then use your phone to take a photo of the defeated opponent. Finally, the opponent's physical skills will be recorded in the phone in the form of a "secret book"]

[Brief description: At first, someone used this phone to crack walnuts, and later, someone used this phone to smash the earth into two pieces]

[Note: This item is bound equipment and cannot be given as a gift]

"Cha Bai has learned the four-handed strange power of the Golden Lion..."

"I got the Golden Lion's method of learning things..."

Li Nuo frowned and tilted his head.

"Because the Golden Lion involves the pixel capabilities of the Cairo people, Nokia, which is related to the Cairo people's jokes, is back again?"

Hot air gushed out of Li Nuo's nose.

"That's funny, right? Be more serious!"

He really wanted to try to smash the Nokia against the wall to see if he could break through Basel, but after thinking it over, he felt that he was not funny enough.

So he shifted his gaze to the side and looked at Maljie, who was more humorous.

"I think this book is useless." Maljie threw "The Adventures of the Golden Lion" on the table.

Li Nuo said, "Because killing the Golden Lion has nothing to do with you. Come to think of it... Nanami should have also gotten information about the Golden Lion's abilities."

Snapped!
Maljie lit a cigarette and took a deep puff with melancholy.

Li Nuo took out a bag of spare melon seeds from the drawer, and asked curiously while eating them: "Lao Ma, what happened when you went to see Nanami the other day?"

Maljie exhaled a puff of smoke that he couldn't bear to look back on: "Humph, let's change the subject..."

As he spoke, he lit up a few more cigarettes and smoked them together.

When Maljie was smoking five cigarettes at once like a lunatic, Li Nuo felt guilty for the first time: "Um... I'm sorry, I didn't know Nanami left such a big psychological trauma on you."

"No."

Malger used both hands to remove the cigarette from his lips.

In Li Nuo's sight, Maljie was standing behind the thick smoke.

"I promised Suna that I would quit smoking in 20 years."

"..."

"So I plan to smoke all the cigarettes I have in the next 20 years."

"..."

"Hmph... Quite a challenge."

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes.

He handed the Nokia to Maljie.

"I bet you can smash through Basel, do you want to try?"

(End of this chapter)