As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 397 Missing Arms and Legs

Maljie took the Nokia and wondered whether he should take it apart.

Li Nuoxu reminded him: "This thing, when used with the Cairo aliens, is as powerful as a meteorite."

In other words, if you are not confident enough to restore it, it is better not to dismantle it.

"What else?"

Maljie threw the phone back to Li Nuo, who caught it in a panic. He was not afraid that Basel would be gone, he was afraid that he would be gone at the same time as Basel.

"The great sword of the Golden Lion."

Li Nuo sat on the iron bed in the attic.

He opened his system panel.

Maljie frowned and asked, "Why don't I remember there is an iron bed here?"

"Oh." Li Nuo said, "We both went crazy when you were away."

"I guess that madness has nothing to do with me."

"Have."

"Humph……"

"One less person for you makes the group of people happy."

Having said this, Li Nuo showed the panel.

There is a data record in the personal system panel, which contains the data of weapons, equipment or skills, although only a small part can be recorded.

"Well, that's it."

Li Nuo let Maljie see the information of [Golden Lion Greatsword].

Malger frowned.

"Isn't it just a lion whip?"

"Let me tell you, do you still remember the manufacturing principle of the 'Armstrong Rotating Armstrong Cannon'?"

"Um……"

"Hehe~"

Li Nuo smiled slyly.

Maljie understood immediately.

"Use the 'Golden Lion's Whip' and integrate the whips available in the mall to make an 'Armstrong Spinning Armstrong Cannon' that is suitable for us."

The greatest reward from the trip to "Creation Mountain" was not the [Savior], nor was it Butterfly's shitty food, but the incredible craftsmanship of the "Light Craftsman".

"cough……"

Maljie finally spit out the smoke because he had too much smoke in his mouth.

"But then, do I have to pet the dragons' ○○?"

Li Nuo said without thinking: "Isn't the homonym of fu丨mo the same as enchantment?"

"By the way, is the food cooked by Die delicious?" asked Maljie.

"This..." Li Nuo recalled the "Beep Raw Salad" made by Die and said, "High-end delicacies often only require the simplest preparation methods."

Maljie was shocked: "Zuo to the mouth?"

Li Nuo interrupted: "That's not important. What's important is how you touch ○○."

Maljie stroked his chin and began to think about it.

"I'll study it."

Li Nuo remembered something.

"Oh, by the way, there's a female maintenance technician named Amu, an aboriginal, who's interested in you."

"I'll study it."

After Maljie said this, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

“No…that’s not right, ah…”

Li Nuo narrowed his eyes, he felt that Maljie was about to have another attack.

"I suddenly felt my heart was occupied by the blood-red kite..."

"You got shit in your head again?"

"I've discovered that I have an attraction to women without breasts."

Li Nuo took a deep breath.

"The one called Amu is visually estimated to be B."

Malger shook his head.

"That's not big."

Li Nuo said he didn't care about this.

"Compared to Nanami and Xiaowu who don't have it, she at least has it."

"yes……"

"And the woman mentioned that Soran could get a discount."

"Then I'll sacrifice my soul?"

Just then, Chen Shou pushed the door open and walked in.

"It's over! We really have to fight!"

The thin guy was very panicked.

In fact, Chen Shou had been outside the whole time, but because the crosstalk performed by these two grandsons was quite interesting, Chen Shou forgot about his business for a moment and just focused on eavesdropping outside.

The first thing he saw after entering the room was a thick layer of smoke, which was all from the cigarettes smoked by Maljie. Li Nuo did not open the window, so the room was like a fairyland.

"No, I mean..."

Chen Shou pointed out the window.

"They're really serious."

Li Nuo opened the window.

As the gray smoke drifted away, several people saw Cha Bai and Soran standing opposite each other in the courtyard of the space.

"Want to fight?" Maljie took the melon seeds from Li Nuo's hand and said, "I'll open a bet and call some people over?"

Li Nuo: "Do you believe me? I can put you back to where you were born?"

Maljie replied nonchalantly: "That is a realm I cannot reach..."

Chen Shouxu looked at him and said, "Your lines are really fucked up."

"Hey!" Li Nuo shouted to Soran below, "You destroyed our space, and I'll make you pay with nothing but two strings of your underwear!"

Soran pushed up the frame of his glasses and said, "You are fucking sick."

As he spoke, Siyan walked to Li Nuo's tombstone and used Li Nuo's authority to get a competition ticket from his own space.

The orange-yellow curls were broken into granules.

A row of panels floated past the eyes of all the players present.

【Cairo Hippodrome】

[Effect: A Cairo competition exhibition match will be held. The body will be a mosaic in the eyes of outsiders, which is harmless. The contestants can specify two people to temporarily borrow the Cairo competition platform for a five-minute time limit. All creatures within a radius of 20 meters will be teleported into the arena. Spectators can watch the competition for free, but must pay a corresponding price after the competition. You can guess what the specific price is. Back to the serious matter, after the competition, the contestants can repair their injuries as long as they are not fatal. As for the principle of victory or defeat, it will be decided by the referee.]

[In addition, the losing party has to give something to the winning party. The things given are random.]

[Brief description: The effect column has said everything that needs to be said, so I won’t give a brief description]

Li Nuo: "Ah..."

Maljie nodded: "This bastard is trying to steal our stuff."

Li Nuo: "It's okay. We have so much shit that we can use it to make soup."

Maljie was unhappy: "Those are the crab roe pastes I have been saving for a long time."

Li Nuo: "It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone."

Chen Shou thought their conversation was particularly bad.

Before Maljie disappeared, the two of them were bored and calculated what props they had, and finally found out that [shit blocks] accounted for 80% of the total number of props.

To put it bluntly, they are the type who don't lock their doors at night and are not afraid of being noticed.

The scenes around me began to change.

It should be said that everyone present was teleported to an arena on a certain planet.

They sat in a terraced spectator booth similar to that of an arena.

Everyone turned into mosaic paper figures.

In addition to the Cairo people, the audience also includes humanoid alien creatures and interstellar hunters.

"Well, this should be the kind of arena I play in."

In Li Nuo's memory, this place should be the battle arena set up by the Cairo people on various border planets. The rewards of this platform economy can be completely ignored. For example, when Li Nuo first came into contact with it, he was for a red badge that seemed to be useless. Later, after clearing the arena, the reward was to have his head bitten by "Cairo Princess".

Anyway, there isn't much benefit here other than providing the contestants with a place to fight where they don't have to worry about life or death.

"I remember that you will be able to participate in high-level competitions after you reach level 70." Maljie said.

"Ah..." Li Nuo narrowed his eyes, thinking of those damn useless rewards. He had no interest at all. After all, apart from accumulating upgrade values, they were really useless.

"Wang!"

Suddenly a dog barked.

Li Nuo picked up a pixelated dog from the audience next to him.

"It's Nina!"

This dog was raised by the indigenous people and usually hangs around nearby. When the dragon girl was still a vampire dragon, the dragon and the dog played very well together. Later, the vampire dragon turned into a dragon girl, and the dog left the dragon girl because the dog was also female.

Chen Shou said: "It seems that you have a good relationship with the natives of Basel..."

Players like Shou Ge usually take care of their own things and rarely go to Basel to play with the indigenous people. After all, the reality and the script are already terrible enough. Who wants to be a dog for the indigenous people again, except Nanami?

"That's not the case..." Li Nuo explained, "Cha Bai doesn't let me run around. She gets mad if I leave the yard for more than an hour."

Chen Shou nodded: "I understand..."

Maljie said: "I am usually too busy and rarely have time to contact people who are too far away."

Chen Shou nodded: "I understand."

Li Nuo continued: "So we can only play with our neighbors."

Chen Shou had a bad feeling.

"For example, 'Nina'." Maljie took the dog from Li Nuo and said, "This dog is always idle and doesn't know what a dog should do. The two of us have spent a lot of effort to get it back on track."

Chen Shou was curious: "Will the master agree?"

Li Nuo said: "So it became a stray dog."

Chen Shou wanted to end the topic, so he made a wrong decision: "What did you teach the dog?"

Li Nuo nodded, turned his dog face towards Chen Shou, and chanted the starting spell: "A child is crossing the road, and his poop gets in his pants. He finds a piece of candy wrapper to wipe his butt. The more he wipes, the stickier it gets."

The dog said to Chen Shou, "Big! Brother! Brother!"

Chen Shou was stunned for two seconds, then: "Ah...Ah——!"

He and his dog were almost asked to leave. At this time, a drill was seeping down from the high ceiling, and a lot of speakers appeared around the drill, which made people feel very anxious.

"cough!"

The host's voice came from the loudspeaker.

"I'm Mr. Cape Town No. 55. The previous No. 54 were all defeated by the host, so I'm the host now. Hahahaha, is this a cold joke? In fact, there is no air conditioning, so I want to cool down everyone!"

"boom!"

"what!"

"Um... Sorry, I forgot to tie the chain of Mr. Cape Town No. 55... I'm the host Lila Lila."

Chen Shou touched his forehead and said, "Is this the characteristic of the Cairo people?"

Li Nuo hugged the dog and said, "Who cares? Everything that can be fucked has weaknesses."

Just when Chen Shou felt that he couldn't keep up with his train of thought, a pink-blue light flashed on the center stage.

The host, Lila Lila, shouted, "Well, today is an exhibition match. The contestants are all idiots with nothing to do, and some of them are familiar to us."

(Lila Lila is not from Cairo, for the simple reason that she does not use emoticons when she speaks. She is actually the interstellar hunter who leads the class.)
Lila Lila: "That's right, there are too many contestants, a total of 200 people..."

Chen Shouxu looked up and said, "I have a bad feeling."

Li Nuo smiled and said, "If I were an asshole, I would definitely do this. I would place poison gas or feces in the corridor, and then let them split into two groups, one with two people and one with 198 people. In the end, the winner would come to the competition site. As for what happened in the corridor, I will never broadcast it. Want to see it? Buy a VIP membership, you idiot."

Chen Shou was happy: "Even if the Cairo people are stupid, they won't be so stupid..."

The host Lila Lila shouted, "We will place poison gas and feces in the corridor, and then let the contestants split into two groups, one group of two people, and one group of 198 people. In the end, the winner will come to the competition site. As for what happened in the corridor, I will never broadcast it. Want to see it? Pay for VIP membership, idiot."

Li Nuo yelled, "Intellectual property, bastards!"

Dog: "Fuck! Big brother, you bastard!"

Maljie said gently to the dog: "It's not grass plus exclamation mark, big brother. You have to learn to use commas and semicolons, such as... grass, hum, big brother."

Chen Shou: "..."

Brother Shou now admires Nanami very much. How did that girl get along with so many of them?

Could it be that Nanami also has some problem?
Just as the thin brother's designer mind was working hard, there was a "bang" on the stage.

The host's lilalila voice suddenly came from a group of speakers on the ceiling: "Oh my god! The preliminaries on both sides are over! Unbelievable!"

Both sides of the stage.

The two doors opened wide from bottom to top.

The host's voice became more excited: "First, on the left, the winner who defeated 197 people by himself... please come in! Hahahaha! It's an old acquaintance!"

Inside the dark door, the lenses of the glasses gleamed.

Then came the sound of grinding teeth.

"Oh shit……"

Soran looked unhappy.

Host Lila Lila: "The four-eyed lunatic who once dug winter melons on the Siberian planet!"

“Who are you calling Four Eyes!” Soran walked out quickly with a knife in hand. The blood all over his body could not hide his embarrassment. He shouted into the loudspeaker, “I have a name!”

At this moment, the glasses accidentally fell to the ground.

The camera is focused on the glasses.

The host introduced: "Well, his name is Soren."

Soren is going crazy.

It wasn't just because his body was possessed by Glasses, but more importantly, he had to face one hundred and ninety-seven weird weaklings, a group of guys who were just making up the numbers, crowded in a narrow passage, and the smell of shit, piss and fart was everywhere.

Soran's luck is pretty good, at least compared to Li Nuo, he is a normal person, but his opponent is Cha Bai, so he has no luck. So, don't compare your luck with that of the [Focuser].

The host then said, "Let me introduce this guy with glasses. He once participated in a car race and was sent to Siberia as a loser to dig winter melons. I was a prison administrator there at the time, and I honestly let this guy live next to the toilet because he looked so smelly! Later, this guy challenged all of our managers to a duel, and he got beaten up badly, hahahahaha!"

Following the host's introduction, the audience burst into thunderous laughter.

Li Nuo's ears twitched.

"Sauron...that guy?"

He heard the players' voices behind him.

Without looking back or looking, one can tell that it is most likely a player who was dragged in by Sauron's entry prize.

At this time, there were shouts of “Hahahahahahahahahahaha!”

The host suddenly yelled, "There were six of us fighting against him alone. If it weren't for me, we would have been almost defeated by him alone. So... audience, what are you laughing at? Do you have the right to laugh?"

With just these words, the laughter in the audience slowly died down.

The host said: "This bastard is awesome."

Soran picked up his glasses and pushed the frames. In fact, the host named Lila Lila now has much more power than Soran. It was also because of the experience of digging winter melon on the Siberian planet that Soran understood the vastness of the world.

Another door also opened at this time.

Cha Bai walked out with a confused look on his face.

She had only one opponent in the corridor, an underage Kairo Jun. When Kairo Jun saw her, he shouted, "I don't want to fight an ugly monster," and then withdrew from the competition, winning without a fight.

The host introduced her succinctly: "Female."

An inexplicable roar broke out at the scene.

At this time, Maljie stood up, stretched, picked up the dog, and walked out slowly: "I'm going."

Li Nuo made an "OK" gesture and watched Maljie leave the audience.

Chen Shou was surprised: "Where did Brother Ma go?"

Li Nuo: "Get down to business."

"Business?"

"Didn't I say before that Soran is a scoundrel? He could have just gotten by with Cha Bai in space, so why do you think he went to so much trouble to bring us here?"

Li Nuo smiled dangerously.

"Could it be..." Chen Shou's throat rolled: "You are courting death."

"No, now that we are here, we have to take some stuff back. This is the territory of Cairo people." Li Nuo licked his lips and said, "There must be a lot of good stuff here, right? Brother Shou, we can't move around, or else it will be bad if others get suspicious."

"Brother Ma..."

"Maljie has two hundred followers. What are you worried about?"

Li Nuo looked towards the competition venue.

"Just focus on the game."

He borrowed a wooden sign and a pen from the female gorilla waitress, wrote something on it, and then held the sign high for Chabai to see.

The sign read: "Come on."

Chabai nodded.

Soran grasped the hilt of the knife.

The loudspeaker announced: "Game on!"

[Reality Script Has Been Triggered: Missing Arms and Cripples]

[Task details: Player 5950 VS Player 5870, five-minute fighting match, the Cairo judges will decide who wins]

[Mission Reward: Randomly draw a certain item from the other team, Cairo random box prize, Cairo Ji's Kiss]

Chen Shou did not trigger the task, but he was still curious.

"Li Nuo, which of these two is more difficult?"

Li Nuo was stunned: "Ah?"

"Tea sister?"

"What are you thinking about? It must be Sauron."

boom--!
In the center of the venue, a huge flame exploded.

Cha Bai's unsportsmanlike breath ignited Soran's area.

The lenses of the four eyes flashed out, and the blade light swept horizontally, cutting through the flames composed of elements.

When he looked up, Cha Bai leaped into the air, and fell down with the help of the gravity system and the hammer!

The strange power plus the double opening of the ghost back created a destructive force that blew away the bricks on the ground, and the square stones surged into the air like a torrential rain.

The Cairo people's protective field was opened around the audience seats.

Chen Shou's eyes widened in surprise: "Oh my god... outrageous destructive power."

Cha Bai was standing in the smoke at this moment, looking at his fingers: "How strange... I clearly used the highest speed."

She looked doubtfully at the shiny lenses of her glasses behind the smoke and dust.

"You're faster than Li Nuo."

Soran's gaze pierced through the smoke and dust and looked directly at Cha Bai's white cheek. He wanted to open his mouth slightly, but chose to close it and put the broken knife into the scabbard.

Behind him, Regin in giant axe form raised his body.

A man and a beast stood in front and behind.

He glanced towards the audience and saw that Maljie had left. He calmed down and made a gesture to draw his sword.

"No matter what the result is, you have already made a promise to Li Nuo that you will be the second in the competition."

Cha Bai frowned slightly.

Then she unfolded the [Phantom of Supernatural Power] she had just acquired, and a translucent clone grew out of her body. She rubbed her hair and looked at the other person with an indescribable look in her eyes.

"Honestly, I think you're overthinking it."

Cha Bai felt that his chance of winning should not be high. Moreover, Li Nuo and Maerjie were both the type who wanted to win in the competition. Talking about friendship with you was something that young pioneers did, and adults only wanted to fight and kill.

Soren sighed and raised his chin.

"Then I'll do it."

Then, he lowered his back, looking a bit pretentious.

Beep——!
The noise of microphones came from the speakers.

Then the host shouted, "Thanks to 'I'm Touching the Dragon's Buttocks Co., Ltd.' for the sponsorship!"

Soran: "Hey, I was just trying to show off... don't ruin my place..."

The host shouted again: "Oh my god! 'Nobita Nobi's ancestor's glasses store' decided to sponsor because of our glasses player! Let's thank the glasses player!"

There was applause and cheers at the scene.

"Good job, Four Eyes!"

"Awesome Myopia!"

"It's obviously astigmatism!"

"Who cares? Go to hell, blind man!"

Faced with all the praise, Soran's face almost turned red.

Cha Bai felt sorry for the opponent, so he didn't know how to proceed.

Until she saw Li Nuo holding up a wooden sign that read:

"Hit his glasses to death!"

(End of this chapter)