As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 514: Catch That Devil Fruit
The script was finished the next day.

early morning.

Li Nuo's cell phone rang a few times. He was sleeping like a dead pig.

Cha Bai couldn't stand it anymore, so he got up, answered his phone, and put it to his ear.

"Li Nuo, I didn't sleep all night."

It was Julie who called.

"Ah..." Li Nuo was still half asleep and half awake: "Ah."

"I'm serious."

Julie's tone was particularly serious and a little tired.

"Are you really going to draw that 'Cthulhu vs. Bai Jie'? I'm telling you... this won't work."

"It's 'Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu'."

"It's not important... the point is... yours doesn't work."

Li Nuo was extremely sleepy at the moment, so he skipped the small talk and said bluntly: "If you have the guts, chop off my hand, otherwise you won't be able to stop the war between Bai Jie and Cthulhu."

After saying that, he hung up the phone, blocked Julie's number, turned off his phone, and planned to go back to sleep.

"What's wrong..." Cha Bai woke up, touched his face, and asked, "Which wild woman did you mess with behind my back..."

"Yeah, I did a lot of things behind your back... I'll sleep a little longer..."

Cha Bai touched his lips: "I'm so thirsty, Li Nuo, get me some water..."

Li Nuo covered his head with the quilt and said in a muffled voice: "I have a tap, you have to turn it on if you want to drink."

Then the tea turned white.

She walked around the house in her slippers, with her head covered with one hand, and discovered something particularly sad.

There is no water at home.

And there is no water supply today.

It’s just as Li Nuo said, only Li Nuo’s faucet in this room can quench thirst.

While Cha Bai was hesitating, she opened the refrigerator, saw a bottle of beer, took it out and asked, "It's not your urine, right?"

She knew Li Nuo too well, and she always found strange things in the house. There was a storage box, and Cha Bai saw the urine for testing that Li Nuo had stored for five years in it. Later, he used it to water the flowers, and gave the pot of flowers to the old man who owned the grocery store downstairs. The grocery store closed down last week.

Li Nuo: "..."

Cha Bai shook the beer can, opened it, and drank it in one gulp along with the foam that gushed out.

"I said……"

Li Nuo pursed his lips.

Cha Bai turned around and looked at him in the room.

Maybe it was because her back was so destructive that it cured Li Nuo’s sleepiness.

"Well, wait." Cha Bai put the beer can on the table.

She walked to the cabinet in the room, took out a bunch of [Family Planning Kits] from the drawer, put them in her mouth, and tore off a bag.

"come over."

"Wait a minute, I'll put up a shield so the bed doesn't collapse."

"It's okay. I already fixed the bed legs last month."

after an hour.

Li Nuo lay on the bed. Cha Bai got up to collect the toilet paper, threw them into the trash can, and took out a string of [Family Planning Kits] from the drawer.

"sister."

"how?"

"never mind."

"Don't be a coward."

"I was wrong."

Li Nuo looked at the ceiling and said, "I'm afraid the house will collapse."

Cha Bai: "Are you okay?"

Li Nuo laughed and said, "It's okay, it's just that my crotch is a little bruised."

Cha Bai comforted him: "At least it's a good way to exercise."

"Heh." Li Nuo sneered, covered his eyes with his hands, and said reluctantly: "My pelvis is fractured and two ribs are broken."

Cha Bai: "I'm sorry..."

She stuffed the [Family Planning Kit] that could kill Li Nuo back into the drawer. After all, it was better than electrocuting Li Nuo.

To express his apology, Cha Bai said, "Shall I make breakfast for you?"

Li Nuo was a little desperate: "You're going to use a series of tricks to kill me so early in the morning?"

So Cha Bai rushed forward, kissed her and used his tongue to release [Healing Magic].

"Then I'll kill you."

"Now I am Azathoth." Li Nuo pushed her down and said, "You are Bai Jie."

Twenty minutes later, Li Nuo was lying on his side facing the wall.

Cha Bai stroked his arm and consoled him: "I told you I couldn't control the amount of electricity... but you didn't listen..."

"By the way, Li Nuo."

"Please spare me."

"I want to find a job."

Li Nuo was stunned for a moment, then looked at his lover and advised: "Please spare this world."

Cha Bai hugged him from behind, pointed a finger at a painting on the wall, and instantly teleported the painting into his hand.

Then he said proudly: "Magician, how is it?"

She has spatial magic, which is more than enough for her to be a magician. With Julie and others backing her up, she doesn't have to worry about encountering any social problems.

Players after lv80 will indeed face various problems in life. As mentioned before, becoming an interstellar hunter or leaving their hometown and joining a more powerful social group is the best solution. Of course, there is also a large group of people who refuse to leave.

Some of this is not honest. There was once a player who found "polonium" in reality. One gram of it is worth hundreds of millions or even trillions of dollars. Then he was humanely sent to Maria Hospital on the "Cairo Mental Planet" to work.

The remaining category is more honest. They focus on the script of the corridor, and reality is just a seasoning.

For example, Li Nuo.

Under his influence, Cha Bai's life was really boring.

She has some potential violent tendencies, in other words, she looks like a gentle bloody flower bud.

Asking her to do something serious is definitely impossible. Her academic qualifications are not even as good as Li Nuo's. In a normal society, she would be a bottom-level king at the same level as maggots.

And he is disabled.

When the factory girl couldn't even get all the parts together.

Even if she could find a job in a normal company with that face, her white hair would still be a problem. The ultimate form of a good girl who smokes and drinks is white hair. You have long black straight hair and are a slutty secretary, and I am a white-haired witch.

It is absolutely impossible to ask her to dye her hair. Li Nuo has tried it. Sometimes he also wants to experience what it feels like to be "Rem" or "Mikasa Ackerman", but Cha Bai feels that white hair is the only dowry her parents have given her, and it cannot be stained by hair dye. This is the bottom line and also Li Nuo's potential happiness.

So the question is, what can we do to relieve boredom, make money, and not break the law?

The only thing Cha Bai's smoking brain could think of was a magic trick.

Li Nuo splashed some water on her by licking her face.

“Believe me, if you play with the rules of society, society will be doomed.”

Cha Bai moved his face away, pinched his cheek, and said unhappily: "Then what do you think I did? Rob a bank?"

Li Nuo smiled: "Yeah."

Only then did Cha Bai realize that she had touched upon a topic that shouldn't have happened. Compared to the danger in the script, the "artistic creation" in Li Nuo's mind was more dangerous than anything else.

"Forget it, I'll just be a waste."

"You are really taking off your pants and farting in front of me." Li Nuo said seriously: "I do think that your spatial ability is suitable for being a bank robber. I will give you the advice and you will take action. Let's leave the blame to Maljie."

"Is there anything I can do to make you forget this topic?"

"Don't you know space magic?"

"What if I'm happy and don't change it back for you?"

Li Nuo was stunned. With these words, the offense and defense changed.

"I'm going to the space. Breakfast is in the refrigerator."

Cha Bai sat up, holding his chest, and asked in surprise: "Not playing anymore?"

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes: "I can't beat you... By the way, you should fight less in the future."

"Why?" Cha Bai was puzzled. That was one of the sources of joy in her life. She had originally wanted to find Sauron for another fight in a few days to wash away her previous shame.

Li Nuo said earnestly, "Being angry frequently or being in a state of excitement before a battle will cause a disorder in the secretion of hormones in the body, which will affect the development of breasts. An excited state will accelerate fat burning and also make breasts smaller. You can refer to Nanami."

In fact, he felt that after the Chabai race was promoted, it became bigger, and the feel and appearance were a bit strange.

"An overly large chest means you're exposed to more attacks, which is not a good thing."

After saying that, Li Nuo irresponsibly went to the corridor.

Cha Bai was alone in the empty room. After a long pause, he murmured, "Do I have hormones?"

……

The neighborhood that Li Nuo and his friends moved to had been named "The Way to Death" by the fun-loving natives because of Xiao Wu's existence.

After buying some things from outside the Way to Death, Li Nuo returned to his residence, opened the door and entered the yard. He was stunned for a moment.

It's sunny outside.

It was dark in the yard.

A paper crescent moon hung on the beam.

Maljie stood on the makeshift iron frame on the roof, wearing a black windbreaker.

His fingers slid across his brow bone, greasy and wanting to be slapped. "The mask in the dark night, hide me behind the scenes, let me bring you endless mystery and temptation."

The sound is particularly magnetic.

With bubbling sound.

"The night is my stage, the mask is my carnival..."

boom!
Li Nuo shot him down with one shot.

"Turn on the lights."

The new gorilla assistant tore off the paper moon from the beam, and the morning light swept away the gloom of Maljie's pretentiousness.

"What are you doing!" Ma Ge said anxiously: "Even if ordinary people cannot understand my thoughts and my existence, I am like the most dazzling meteor in the sky, unique! How can you, the unruly people, interrupt me!"

Li Nuo picked up his cane and swung it over.

"I am still a high-dimensional being."

After that, Maljie calmed down and said that what happened just now was not intentional.

Because I was the male lead for once, I got a strange special reward.

[Skill: Tuxedo Mask's Appearance]

The effect is probably something like this.

It will appear with darkness and will definitely stand at the highest point to attract everyone's attention. As for the crescent moon made of paper, it is actually a special light source and atmosphere group prop for this skill.

All in all, it seems that highlighting one is useless, but in fact it is a causal skill.

For example, when you are being beaten, this skill is suddenly triggered, forcing the person being beaten to teleport to the rooftop to show off. It seems like showing off, but in fact it is to escape.

Comparable to [Serious Step Back].

There is also a special thing in the rewards for Maljie's settlement.

[I played the leading role once, so in the next script, I will suffer a backlash in a certain script]

The general meaning is that if you take on things that you shouldn't take on, you will definitely be punished.

In fact, there is a deeper meaning behind the translation. Maybe the system cannot accept the male protagonist who uses [shit block] as a move.

Back to the present.

After the last script, there weren’t a lot of bells and whistles added to the account.

But there are still many problems to be solved.

As for Cha Bai, because she didn't go to the exam, the "Pokémon Academy" gave her a punishment. She has to go to the Poké Ball for further studies in the near future. Li Nuo has to figure out how to enter the Poké Ball with Cha Bai.

On Maljie's side, Li Nuo talked to him about the reward for the "nail house" mission.

"Not a player's ticket?"

Maljie was a little surprised when he heard the reward Li Nuo wanted.

"Did you inject urea into your brain as if it were air?" Maljie asked him with concern.

"What am I thinking wrong?" Li Nuo said, "The Cairo people always come to Basel to steal things. Who knows if they have ever stolen something they shouldn't have stolen? What if, right?"

Maljie thought it was worth thinking about, so he accepted Li Nuo's suggestion. He went to find Cairo Starman, the issuer of the "nail house" task, a real estate company, to talk to that group of guys first.

This job is not difficult to do.

If you prepare enough bombs for negotiations, there will be nothing that cannot be negotiated.

Then there are two questions.

One is the "hidden BOSS" found by Cha Bai. We'll find that thing after Cha Bai arrives.

The most urgent thing is the Charikos in the [Weapon Box].

Malger said: "That guy has a 'devil fruit'. Kill him and take the fruit. Is that what you think?"

Li Nuo placed bombs on the ground and nodded, saying, "Yes, but there is a problem. After the devil fruit holder dies, the power of the fruit will leave and be reborn somewhere in the area."

He stood up and placed the [Weapon Box] in the middle of the deployed bombs.

"How do we stop the fruit power from leaving? Or, in other words, how do we catch it the moment it leaves? That's the problem."

"Wait, Li Nuo."

Malger brought out the [Giant Piece of Shit] and pressed it on the [Weapon Box].

"The side effect of the Devil Fruit is that you are a landlubber and afraid of seawater. Although this may refer specifically to the seawater in the world of One Piece, it is still a weakness anyway. Do you really want to eat it?"

"Do not want to."

Li Nuo ended it directly.

"You can use the Devil Fruit to make artificial fruits. Making money from money is the way to make money."

As they were talking, the two had already set up a cruel trap.

With the [weapon box] as the center, the bombs were arranged in a circular array twice, and there was also a [giant piece of shit] on top of the box.

Li Nuo was worried, so he released "Cuihua" and let it be ready to connect and use [Cuihua Flame Killing Black Dragon Wave] at any time.

He was still worried.

"Do you want to pull Xiao Wu over here so she can help shoot from a distance?"

"Huh, do you know how much commission Xiao Wu asked us for?"

Maljie originally wanted to hold a celebration banquet yesterday to celebrate "Maljie is the protagonist", and Xiao Wu was very happy to ask him for "70000" gold coins, and did some calculations. She could find out how many expensive bows and arrows she used in the mall, and Xiao Wu's market price in the "Endless Corridor" was very high, so 70000 gold coins was still a discount.

"Also, I have to remind you that because of you, our script didn't make any money this time, and our expenses were extremely high. We are not far from bankruptcy."

Maljer takes calculator from the house.

【Return to zero】

"I'll calculate it for you."

【One 卐+】

Li Nuo took out the dagger from his waist and threw it out, and the calculator broke into pieces with a snap.

"Next time I can earn more from the script... If all else fails, I can ask Wink for money. Also, I have an arrangement with Nanami that will make me a lot of money."

Maljie could guess with his heels that Li Nuo was planning to find two frustrated people to be Nanami's agents.

"Old Ma, do you want to be Nanami's agent?"

"How about we kill Charicos first?"

Marj uses escape to get back to business.

To suit the occasion, he took out his favorite 1990s radio from the house, put a cassette in it, and pressed the play button.

The theme song "Dream Dream" from "Doraemon" rang out in the courtyard.

Cheerful singing rang out.

Li Nuo remotely controlled the box to open a gap.

[Warning: "Death Corridor" players have been found to have invaded the "Endless Corridor"! ]

[Warning: All players of "Endless Corridor" please prepare for battle! ]

The black flames above Charicos's head burned the [Giant Piece of Shit].

The gorilla assistant who had just arrived yesterday was wearing a maid outfit and eating a banana on the balcony watching them play.

The black fire burned instantly.

Even though Charicos had been tortured in the box for a long time, the Chimera Ant's willpower was so terrifying that it immediately stretched out its hand and prepared to use [Barrier].

As the lyrics of the music went, "Don't cry even if you're lost," Li Nuo shouted, "Do it!"

boom--!
The bomb was ignited and the fire spread wildly.

Maljie took out his pistol and used [Burning Light Break] to add more firewood.

The two heard the sound of killing.

[Killed the invading player of "Death Corridor"]

[Completer, "Too Long to Pronounce" Team]

[Rewards: Gold coin exchange card, Basel discount coupon, magic candy*3, special treasure box (taken out from the captain's mailbox)]

Maljie was shocked: "Can there be such a bug?"

The rewards aren’t over yet.

They almost forgot there was a special mission in the script.

[Side quest completed: Mother's Love]

[Task Difficulty: lv120]

[Quest Reward: All gold coins of the "Mirage" guild in the "Death Corridor", the guild's treasure chest, and 150000 experience points]

[Mission details: Kill all players of this guild. They may no longer be considered players]

[Obtain the Guild's Gold Coins: 340000]

Isn't this the way Xiao Wu's hiring fee has been repaid?
Li Nuo was not distracted by the task completion. He stared intently at the body of Charikos in the smoke and dust.

He stomped his foot hard on the ground.

Purple spots of light rose from the ground and surged into the sky like a backward fountain.

[Seal of Arden], the soul materializes!
The ability of the devil fruit is that there is devil energy inside, in other words, there is a soul inside.

Any invisible soul cannot escape the eyes of the [Mark of Arden].

At this time, Cuihua discovered something was wrong above, it opened its mouth wide and rushed down like a cannonball.

With a loud bang, blue flames rose from the ground, affecting the houses in the space. The ground shook and the buildings caught fire.

Cuihua jumped out from the smoke and dust.

Li Nuo stretched out his hand and shook it.

Hold a seed from its mouth.

It is called: [seeds of fruit].

(End of this chapter)