As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 515: The days after, a temporary calm
Li Nuo turned over his palm and looked at the seed the size of a fingernail in the center of his palm.

【Fruit seeds】

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: A demon lives inside. Its innate power will bring about a strange fruit that will form a "barrier" ability when mature.]

[Brief description: dig a hole, cover it with soil, spend 5000 gold coins every day, and it will bear fruit in a month]

"It's so expensive." Malger said, "We can't be so wasteful even if we have money. How about giving it to Soran?"

He has a point.

Sauron has too many good things, and they are hidden too deeply. Sauron may have wholesale stocks of this kind of thing.

Li Nuo frowned, there was a problem.

When Maljie looked at him, he suddenly had an epiphany.

"There's a demon living in there!"

"Yeah, demon."

The two nodded and looked at the seed. Perhaps the demon in the seed felt the threat from outside the dimensional wall, and the damn seed actually began to tremble.

A few minutes later, Li Nuo and Maljie transformed the bombed-out yard of the house into a "demon-exorcism stage".

Just use two wooden boxes to make a table, put two beams of light on the table, and then order the gorilla maid to lie on the ground, pretending to be invaded by evil spirits.

(Note: The gorilla comic assistant will be called the "gorilla maid" from now on, although it is a male, um, a male girl)
The sense of ceremony is full.

Maljie stood behind the wooden box, holding a swimsuit photo album in his hand. He was still wearing the same black windbreaker. He held the photo album high up like a priest and shouted, "Devil, I hope you can give me some face while you are here!"

Li Nuo stood beside the seed, shook his head and said, "Father, it doesn't give you face."

Maljie: "Then please... do it..."

After saying that, Maljie turned around and sighed.

Li Nuo picked up the [Cross Holy Light], kissed it with mercy, and then pressed the holy light on the seed.

"I will represent the moon and destroy you!"

Their current behavior would be a good topic in the field of psychiatry.

In short, [Holy Light of the Cross] ignited the magic of the crystal, and the blue fire burned the maid costume of the gorilla maid, and the seed shed its shell under the fire.

A black shadow emerged from the seed and turned into a pile of powder in the vortex of fire.

Cuihua burped beside her and complained, "It tastes so bad..."

The seed fell to the ground.

Li Nuo kicked the gorilla maid away, asked this guy to give up the ground, picked up the seeds and watched.

Purified Fruit Seeds

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: A purified demon lives inside. Her innate power will produce a strange fruit, which will mature into a "purification devil fruit" that "fits the planter"]

[Brief description: dig a hole, cover it with soil, find a way to plant it yourself, and it will bear fruit in a month at most]

Then a cloud of mist popped out of the seed, gathered into graceful curves, and gradually turned into a... beautiful woman wearing only a slit dress.

[Emile's Mask] does give a brief description of this woman.

【Purify the Demon】

[Attributes: Evil, Fairy]

[Danger Level: B-~A]

[The demon originally sealed in the fruit is no longer afraid of seawater after being purified, but the "setting" disappears, and the meaning of existence is lost. Therefore, another demon awakens in the seed, and it is this demon.]

[She doesn’t know what “ability” she is responsible for, so when she matures and bears fruit, what she gets may be very random.]

[Because the devil is mischievous by nature, she likes to play tricks on people. If you want her to produce good results, it is best to make her happy or fall in love with you.]

This demon looks like a succubus at first glance.

In fact, she does have some connection with the succubus.

This has to do with the branches of racial advancement. The elf race and the demon race are both macro-terms for a group of races. When broken down, there are a few races that actually overlap. Just like Lucifer used to be an angel, it can be inferred that a kind female elf might become a succubus after meeting a goblin.

When Cha Bai was promoted to a higher race, it was made clear that the elf race included succubus, and succubus were also considered demons.

If players are not careful when upgrading their race, they may make incorrect evolutions.

For example, there was a black man in Brother Wells' team who was kicked out of the team because he turned into a white person.

The Purification Demon floated in the sky, looked at the two of them, and said, "You are the ones who want to support me?"

Her enchanting eyes seemed to contain flames that could burn the souls of the opposite sex to extinction.

"Huh?" The Purification Demon floated over with a charming smile, hooked his fingers on Li Nuo's chin, and said with a smile: "You are a professional demon hunter. I have seen people like you before."

But the next second, her eyes froze.

"Warrior of Light!"

The Purification Demon stopped floating and fell directly to the ground. He took a few steps back in surprise, calmed himself, and then put on a barely-supported smile.

"Ha... you're still a little warrior of light. I really have to thank you for purifying my bonds."

Li Nuo and Maerjie didn't say anything, just looked at her.

"Look at me? Then I'll look at you carefully."

After one hour.

"Have you seen enough?"

The purification demon mentality exploded.

"I'm dressed like this! And you're just watching! And doing nothing!?"

Li Nuo: "Um...you're late...we're in the pure love show category."

The devil tried to save his own skin, and reluctantly accepted the irony: "It turned out to be a little boy."

Maljie suddenly said, "She's wearing so little, it looks like her defense is high."

Li Nuo agreed: "Old Ma, do you think her clothes can be considered as protective gear?"

Strictly speaking, she is not a high-dimensional demon, but more like a soul carrier, the kind of demon that can be scolded away by the priest in American exorcism movies.

So after a minute, she was stripped naked.

Li Nuo looked at the clothes in his hand and stuffed them into Cuihua's mouth in disappointment.

"Tell me how you know about the Warrior of Light."

The demon crossed his arms across his chest, squeezed his legs together, shyly covering his body, and said pitifully: "We demons all know that the 'Warrior of Light' is an expert in resolving evil intentions. He can sense strangeness from the magic factor emanating from his body. For example, I... I look at you like you look at shit."

Li Nuo looked at Maljie.

"I see."

Therefore, the demons' resistance to the Warrior of Light is more like an instinctive reaction of "a mouse meeting a cat".

Maljie: "If you don't use her to make medicine, I will take her away and dissect her."

Li Nuo: "How about we play rock-paper-scissors?"

"Row."

"Two wins in three games."

"You are not allowed to use the seal."

"cut!"

He thought that this was the devil inside the devil fruit, and if he decomposed it, he might be able to create an artificial fruit.

Purifying the demon feels like encountering a demon.

"Brothers! Don't do this! Don't! I am a devil, just a little devil. The real devil has been purified by you!"

Translated, it means that the demon in the [Barrier Fruit] has been burned by the Canghuo, and this purification demon is actually here to make up for it.

Li Nuo looked at him with devilish eyes: "Then doesn't your existence have any meaning?"

Maljie said gently: "Yes, we are trying to find a meaning for your existence, such as being food or an experimental prop."

"Thank you..." The Purification Demon actually expressed his gratitude.

"No! Why should I thank you! I am the seed of the fruit, you can plant me! As long as I feel happy, I can bear fruit!"

At this time, Cuihua said, "Fuck her."

The Purification Demon was then tied to a folding stool.

"Is it okay? Your stool has barbs on it." Maljie was a little worried.

Cuihua complained: "You have finally turned to the real business of pimping."

Maljie: "In this way, Li Nuo, your dream of being a gigolo has not yet been realized, but you have already made a class leap."

Li Nuo thought about it and decided that it was not possible: "It's against the law."

Cuihua and Maljie were shocked and said almost in unison: "Did you drink fake wine?"

The Purification Demon watched these three guys perform a crosstalk show, looking at them with a dead heart, just wanting to have fun.

Li Nuo walked to the folding stool and explained, "The strength of the stick is controlled by my telepathy, and her strength is not low, so she can withstand it."

After saying that, he kicked the leg of the stool.

Stab it!

"Ah?" Demon: "Ahhhhh? Aa ...

She turned into a tree in her joy...

The tree trunks surrounded the folding stool.

The branches trembled and the leaves spasmed, constantly making a rhythmic cry of "ah, ah, ah, ah, ah".

Its panel changes.

[A fruit will be produced in one month]

[The ability is related to the devil's mood]

[The fruit produced may no longer be a "devil fruit", the effect may be similar, with fewer weaknesses, and may be weaker in some aspects, but it will be more in line with the ability of the planter]

Li Nuo had a question: "Am I the planter, or is the folding stool?"

This question can only be discussed after a month.

The most important thing now is...how to stop this tree from screaming.

Cuihua took a cigarette from Maljie, lit it herself and said, "Damn, they are filming a movie."

Still a tree piece.

Then Chabai came.

"What are you guys doing?"

As she listened to the trees' "Ahhhhhh" her mind froze and she felt as if she was back in time to those nights.

Li Nuo pointed at the shouting tree and said, "It takes ten years to grow a tree, and a hundred years to cultivate a person."

Malj tries to smack him.

After knowing the whole story, Cha Bai surrounded the tree with a circle of magic factors and chanted a "silencing spell". The volume became a little smaller, but it still existed. We could only wait until Maljie built a separate room for the tree to soundproof it.

Not much gossip.

The three of them got together and started to sort out other things.

First is the reward obtained after killing Chalikos.

The gold coin exchange card can be exchanged for 1 gold coin. Give this thing to Wen Ke and let him cheat the players.

Basel discount coupon, 10% off on your next purchase, better than nothing.

Magic candy*3, between player lv80 and lv90, the level is more like a "class" and has little to do with "strength", so keep it.

[Special treasure chest], take it out from the captain’s mailbox.

After opening, the ability of a prop will be randomly amplified. The props that have not been used in the last script will be given priority.

Then the moment of witnessing the miracle came...

[Life Ruler], maximum random deduction of life is 9999, enhanced to 29999.

They have to thank the trap set by the group of players in "Mirage". It was because the props were restricted and they didn't get all of them that the ruler did not appear in the previous script. Otherwise, it would not have been selected for strengthening.

Nowadays, for players of their level, the "explosion rate system" in the train is of little use, as "Excellent" level tools are already permanent options, and upgrading to the "Epic" level requires a large investment of gold coins, and there is no guarantee of the quality of the finished product, so the "explosion rate system" exists more to let them try their luck.

Speaking of luck, the final reward for the side quest "Mother's Love" is the [Mirage Guild's Treasure Chest].

It can be opened once every seven days.

Each time you open the game, you will exclude the "deep binding" equipment and get a random set of items owned by players of the "Mirage" guild.

The longest time to open a box is half a year, because all the players in the guild are dead. After half a year, their items will be auctioned in the mall according to the rules of the "Death Corridor". The rules of each corridor are different.

To put it bluntly, it depends on luck.

If you're lucky, you can get a bunch of cool stuff the first time you unbox it.

"Come to think of it, there was no reward for killing the 'invader' after killing Charikos." Li Nuo was a little unhappy as he stepped on the treasure chest. He felt a little bit disadvantaged for not getting enough rewards, but in fact he had already made a profit.

Maljie said: "Is there a possibility that because Charicos is not in that script, his identity has changed and he is no longer an invader, so the judgment of killing the invader is gone."

The "Endless Corridor" has its own protection measures.

Even if Li Nuo and Maljie didn't take action against Chalikos, the mechanism here would prevent Chalikos from surviving.

Players who enter other corridors directly will become prey, unless they invade on a large scale.

This has only happened once in the "Endless Corridor" in nearly a hundred years. That time was the invasion of the "Corridor of Eternal Life". It was said that the cause was a fight between the administrators. Later, because a player of the "Endless Corridor" happened to bring the ancient gods into the corridor, there was a strange truce.

But after that, "Endless" and "Eternal Life" were always at odds with each other, and only players around lv99 knew about it. The relationship between the two managers has been good since then.

Because the crazy people in "The Corridor at the End" thought it was fun, so they took advantage of the war between Endless and Eternal to stir up trouble in the player gathering area of ​​"Eternal"!

The above things can be learned in the player's high-level library.

So much time has passed, most of the eyewitnesses of the incident have died, and history has become a topic of conversation after dinner.

The experiences of Li Nuo and others will become a topic of conversation in the future and may also change many things.

Somewhere, there is actually a pair of eyes watching player 5900.

And now Li Nuo... he was pinned to the ground by Maljie and Cha Bai.

"let me try!"

He insisted on opening the treasure chest to try his luck.

"No."

Cha Bai knew too well his terrible luck. Without her around, every day for Li Nuo would be a drama whenever he went out alone.

But who is Li Nuo?
He is fast.

He broke free in an instant, used [Emperor of Europe's Burst] in a split second, and opened the [Mirage Guild's Treasure Chest] in an instant.

Three things popped out.

[Moldy backpack: There are 100 slots, but everything you put in it will deteriorate into "ordinary" items]

[Aladdin's oil lamp: There is a demon inside that can fulfill wishes, but the demon moved away after getting married, so there is actually only a pile of smelly socks in the oil lamp]

Cha Bai covered his eyes, blaming himself for not stopping Li Nuo from doing that.

"Ha!" Li Nuo suddenly laughed, took out the last item he had drawn, and said very proudly: "I'm lucky!"

[Loyal Gem: No matter how many times it is sold, it will return to the owner's pocket]

Malger: "Do you think its host is you, or the dead player?"

Li Nuo wilted instantly.

Cha Bai felt sorry for him, so he said something that would make him happy. "Don't forget about the 'hidden boss'."

She took out the [Encyclopedia of Dark Magic] and took out the hidden BOSS inside.

This strange insect lay quietly in Cha Bai's palm.

Li Nuo took a look with [Emile's Mask] and was shocked.

【Gardela's Magic Bug】

[Attributes: insect, evil]

[Danger Level: D~S+]

[Born in the soul of the demon god "Gardela", a kind of high-dimensional demon. Unlike most demons, they like to live in a powerful individual and use their influence on fate to change the fate of the host.]

[Dream of the "End Corridor" Zang Jianan saw the "World Tree" when crossing the border of the corridor. Many players have had this experience, but this time is different, because a certain player entered the "Border Prison", causing the devil Galdera to spy on him. The seeds it released, which are the devil insects, entered and have been looking for that player's footsteps...]

[Until one day, the demon worm found a powerful individual in a certain world and prepared to create a chaotic world to open the way to find the player. Then it encountered Dante who appeared due to the disorder of time and space.]

[The subsequent story was very normal. Dante, who could kill Galdera, easily killed the host of the demon worm. Before being crushed, the demon worm stripped away all its power and escaped. When entering another world, it happened to collide with the sight of "Dream Zang Jianan"]

[It saw a powerful thing hidden in the woman's abdomen, which is the "king"]

[The magic worm also sensed that the place where the "king" was going was related to the player that Galdera was looking for. It lodged in Meng Zang Jianan's body and became a part of the "king"]

(Note: The above information corresponds to Chapter 394)
Li Nuo put out the panel.

Even a fool can tell that the player Galdela is looking for is Li Nuo. As for how Li Nuo offended him, no one knows. If you are talking about the relationship with Mirror Master, then it is definitely not the case. As a high-dimensional demon, Mirror Master needs faith and fear to rely on to become strong. For a lv80 "super-standard" player, he is just a stronger "elite BOSS". As a high-dimensional demon, that's all.

Li Nuo gave his answer directly: "Let's prepare and find a time to deal with that Galdera, right?"

Maljie said: "It is very likely that it can't find you... otherwise it would have taken action on its own, so don't worry about it this time. Besides... it's better for you to think about how to upgrade."

The stronger the player's ability, the more enemies he will make, and cases like Li Nuo are particularly common.

For example, Amanda, the sister of Gazi, could feel that the "Hand of God" was looking for her wherever she went.

Brother Wells once provoked a high-dimensional god called the "King of Racial Correctness". In some scripts, he would be found by that god, but when they met, they would just have a war of words and usually would not fight.

Even the bosses of those worlds have to think about whether it is necessary to take action when facing extremely powerful players in places that do not belong to their territory.

"What should we do with this bug?" Cha Bai asked.

If Li Nuo and Maljie don't use it, she plans to use the insect as a new magic potion for the "Voiceover Elf".

Li Nuo took the bug and crushed it.

"Save it for the New Year?"

[Side Quest "Time Traveler" Update]

[Dante traveled through various worlds and encountered many difficult monsters. Some creatures that were not eliminated for special reasons still exist. Kill these monsters to get extra rewards.]

[Killed "Gardela's Demonic Bug"]

[Mission Reward: Dante's skill entry (reward shared by the team)]

Then, all three received the same reward.

[Skill: Pretend]

[Type: Passive skill (fake)]

[Effect: Perform a pretentious action to automatically obtain a random ascending BUFF]

[Brief description: Humph, you already have a way to die]

This skill...

It's useless to Li Nuo, he doesn't like to show off and he often gets humiliated.

As long as Cha Bai's [Focus] is triggered, he has to "pretend to be cool".

The three words "Maerjie" mean "pretending to be cool".

Then Cha Bai tried it, and recited some lines from an anime about Chuunibyou. The [Pretend] skill was activated, and he gained an ability entry with an attack speed +5%, which only lasted for one minute.

No matter what, Li Nuo strengthened his determination to carry out Dante's work to the end. Why not do it if there are benefits? He had to deal with the hidden BOSS in the script. Now he had another reason to sacrifice his life, so why not do it.

That's about all the rewards the three of them can get.

The remaining one is Chabai [Wardrobe] and got a piece of clothing that I particularly liked.

【Bunny girl suit】

The effect is to increase the damage of "hammer" weapons (about 5%).

Cha Bai asked Maljie to help modify it, so that it could be integrated with her current equipment.

……

After the two left, Li Nuo sat on the ground alone, feeling a little lonely without a folding stool.

He began to sort out the rewards for the "Cartoonist" mission.

[Entry modification in white] He didn't want to use this thing carelessly. He would wait until the devil fruit was produced and Malger hadn't finished the work yet.

[Gemstones that need to be identified] Need to be identified by a high-level business in Basel. The business was attacked last month and it will take a month to re-open.

The only thing Li Nuo had left was the [unopened dip pen] to try.

This pen automatically dispenses ink and can draw with skill.

Until that night, Li Nuo still didn't know how to use it.

He tried to draw some skills that looked powerful, and also tried to draw some skills related to his abilities, but the final answers were all a waste of time.

Just when he was feeling helpless, Phil from the "End of the Corridor" happened to send him a message.

"Are there any [Advanced Quartz]?"

"Trade, I have a pen that can draw skills, but I don't know how to use it."

After waiting for a few minutes, Phil wrote.

"Our database here says that the use of that kind of pen is triggered during combat and must be related to your strength."

Phil's information may not be accurate, but we must believe that the players of "The Corridor of the End" have a much broader knowledge than those of "The Corridor of the Endless".

After receiving the news, Li Nuo sent the only remaining Basel specialty [high-grade quartz] in his hand via email.

"Gaining skills through battle... is related to my power..."

He pondered over this sentence and decided to go find the "Mirror Master".

……

"The Traveler's Book".

[Please pay 10000 gold coin]

It's that scene again.

The higher-dimensional demon stood in the distance.

Dark clouds.

The destiny corrector.

The devil's dark eyes.

The challenge mission time is only 0.7 seconds.

Time paused for a moment, and Li Nuo's [Time Hourglass] was triggered in microseconds, breaking away from the devil's control.

The dip pen and the blue flame drew an arc of light in an instant.

【Time has come】

[Rating: F]

[Challenge failed, no reward]

Li Nuo returns from the book.

The panel pops up.

【Eight Wine Cups】

[Type: Active Skills]

[Learning requirements: blue flame, control of time ability]

[Effect: Release the accumulated flames outwards, using the power of the flames themselves to damage the victim's nerves and body surface. At the same time, the person hit by the eight wine glasses will stop feeling time, that is, their consciousness will become blank for a certain period of time, so that the person will feel that time has stopped. The skill cooldown time is 2 hours, or, before the cooldown ends, 50% of the total magic power will be consumed to force a second use.]

[Brief description: There was once a player who had this skill in "Endless Corridor". Later, he was burned by his own flames because he couldn't hold back his crotch when using it.]

There is a panel printed on it.

[Next time you use it, please break through lv90]

Li Nuo was surprised: "It's not a disposable item?"

He raised his head and looked at the gorilla maid who was cleaning the yard.

"Try it."

The flames of [Eight Wine Cups] surged from his hands, and the moment the fire swept over the maid, it froze in place.

The flames did not harm the gorilla maid.

Li Nuo calculated the time. After two seconds, the body's timing phenomenon ended.

The maid looked around and took out a wooden sign that read: "You haven't done anything bad to me, have you?"

Li Nuo sneered: "You are already pregnant with my child."

The gorilla maid ran back into the house shyly.

Chabai came out of the house past it and said, "I encountered something at the Pokémon Academy."

Probably... She wanted to learn "magic" from the guys at the "Pokémon Academy", but she had to pass the make-up exam tomorrow to continue to enter the [Pokémon Ball].

Li Nuo understood instantly.

"I help you cheat?"

"Ah."

Cha Bai learns bad things very quickly.

But here is the problem.

How could Li Nuo go with her into the [Pokemon Ball]? The magic to enter the ball can only be mastered by the "Pokemon race".

"Is it okay for me to become a part of you?"

Li Nuo began a weird brainstorming session.

This time Cha Bai understood immediately, negative distance.

"Try?"

"In the back room."

five minutes later……

Li Nuo came out from the inner room while putting on his clothes.

"Certainly not."

Cha Bai sat on the bed in the room and took a deep breath. This time he could only rely on himself.

She returned to the Poké Ball.

In the dormitory corridor.

A group of "Pokémon" gathered together, with Chabai at the front of them.

"Ditto, turn yourself into me tomorrow and take the make-up exam."

"The rest, follow me!"

Agumon followed behind and asked, "Big sister, what are we going to do?"

Gengar and Gardevoir looked at her from either side.

Cha Bai took a deep breath.

"Looking for 'Godzilla', I want to learn [Atomic Breath]."

When these words came out, everyone panicked.

Agumon disappeared because its master used the Poké Ball.

The rest of the guys can't leave.

A strange-looking guy said, "The road to seeing Godzilla is difficult."

Gardevoir tapped Chabai's shoulder, took out a notebook, and wrote on it: "I can help you blackmail Soran. That guy may have something else that can replace what you want."

Cha Bai shook his head: "If I can't pass the make-up exam, I won't be able to come again."

Everyone panicked.

Cha Bai has just dominated the lower grades. Once she leaves, the leader will have to be replaced, and it will be bloody again.

"I know the road to seeing Godzilla is difficult, but even so, I cannot retreat. If you are willing to be my hammer, please come and I will definitely use my body as a shield and become your wall."

[Focuser turns on]

Because of his ability to attract elite monsters, Godzilla opened his red eyes in a dark lair.

……

the next day.

Chabai failed the exam and was cut off from the "Pokémon Academy".

But she saw Godzilla.

That was a "dwarf" version of Godzilla... the kind that made up for its fighting power with its fame.

She got the instruction manual of [Breath Enhancement] from Godzilla.

In the days to come, she planned to take [Ghost Breath] to the next level and replace the shameful [Ghost Back].

Taking the information given by Li Nuo, Maljie went to look for the developer of the "nail house" task in real life, but he was so busy that he could not be seen anywhere.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life goes on.

As for Li Nuo, he started serializing his new comic book obediently.

He also knew that "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu" wouldn't make much money, but fortunately he wasn't short of money now, so he didn't mind doing whatever he wanted.

The first chapter was drawn very quickly.

The comics are uploaded to the website.

A pair of eyes are staring at the phone screen.

He memorized the URL of Li Nuo's comics, then turned on his computer and entered it into the newly created website.

In the dark room, the computer screen showed his large black cloak and purple eyeless mask.

"Soil returns to soil, grab a handful of soil, dust returns to dust, rub a big pile! The seeds have been planted, Fira has seen you, the trajectory has become an archive, and destiny has become a pile of shit, haha, hahahahahaha!"

His fingers split into twice the number and fluttered on the keyboard like butterflies.

The website is built.

He clicked on a table, and the data of hundreds of players were arrayed in the table.

In Li Nuo's column, he added an "asterisk" to represent an important observation target.

Finally he pressed Enter.

Website name: Li Nuo's Room.

Function: Observation.

Founder: Black businessman ■■.

(End of this chapter)