As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 517 Dora Abandoned by the World for Years
Doraemon said, "The manager of Cairo Ramen Shop, Cairo Ramen-kun, asked me to come and give you some things. Consider it as a reward."

"Isn't it Doraemon?" Cha Bai leaned over, stretched out his hand carefully, and touched the robot cat's head.

It feels soft yet firm.

The more you touch the white tea, the better it tastes.

“It’s true…it’s true!”

She turned around excitedly and shouted to Malger, "There really is a Doraemon!"

Malger said: "You, a 2B, pointed at Doraemon and said there really is a Doraemon. Don't you think it's very strange..."

Butterfly on the other side was terrified. She retreated to the corner, covered her mouth and muttered, "It came out of the fireplace... I thought it was Santa Claus who had mutated..."

Doraemon took a few steps back, looked around, and said, "I'm not Doraemon..."

Maljie didn't think that was necessary. He just took the bomb and went to the headquarters of "Cairo Ramen Shop", and how did he bring Doraemon here?

The robot cat emphasized again: "I know you are talking about Doraemon, but I am Doraemon."

You don't even need to look closely to know the difference between this Doraemon and the original one.

It is yellow, has ears, and no four-dimensional space bag on its belly.

Other than that, this guy's appearance is not unreasonable.

Malger is very close to Dee from "The Sky Corridor". The two often exchange "middle school quotes" across the tombstones. He has learned some interesting information about "Cairo World" and "South Park" from Dee that is not really a secret.

"South Park" has Satan and God, who are very friendly and have very flawed characters, but they both touch upon the realm of higher-dimensional thinking.

"Doraemon" exists in "Cairo World", although it is just a linkage, it does exist.

The Doraemon in front of us represents the infinitely vast scene of "Cairo World".

"Brother Ma, is this the Doraemon from your children's comics?" Victor asked.

Lao Wei has heard of Doraemon. In Li Nuo's words, Doraemon is the kind of cute childcare robot that will sell its butt to you if you give it a basket of Dorayaki.

They have a lot of "law of cause and effect" props hidden in their pockets. Getting a Doraemon is equivalent to getting a copy of "The Analects of Confucius", which can help govern the country and bring peace to the world.

In fact...the situation is not as good as imagined.

What does it mean that it was sent by the ramen restaurant?
"Where are your props?" Maljie asked it.

Doraemon changed the subject: "What I can give you is limited, let's not talk about things other than business."

Victor coughed lightly: "Should I remind you, Li Nuo..."

What Lao Wei reminded me was correct.

No one can guarantee what Li Nuo will do if he sees it.

Cha Bai: "Maljie, let's change its shell."

Marger: “Okay.”

Doraemon: "Can I understand that you want to tear me apart?"

Cha Bai: "Well, almost, but we are here to protect you."

Then the courtyard gate opened.

Maljie and Chabai both trembled.

You can tell who is coming by the sound of footsteps tapping the ground with a cane.

"There's a policeman at the door, saying there's an intruder on our street."

Li Nuo walked in, looking a little unhappy.

"I told them that the adopted gorillas are exclusive to the players, but they still don't believe me. Are you hiding something?"

Cha Bai and Maljie made way with expressionless faces to allow Li Nuo to see Doraemon.

"Old Ma, can your mechanical life form evolve into a robot cat?"

Li Nuo walked over happily, squatted in front of Doraemon, and their eyes met.

"It's amazing. It's a yellow robot cat with ears, fresh from the factory..."

"its not right……"

"You're the real Doraemon, right?"

Doraemon: “Yes.”

five minutes later.

Doraemon was tied to a chair, his round legs kicking wildly, crying and yelling: "Tell me what you want me to do before tying me up!"

No one paid any attention to it.

Lao Wei was afraid of seeing a bloody scene, so he went upstairs early.

Li Nuo showed everyone what the mask detected.

【Doraemon】

[Level: lv- (childcare robots are not included in the level selection)]

【Strength: 12.93】

[Reaction: 12.93]

[Spiritual power: -]

[Physique: 1293]

【Insight: 12.93】

【Medical: 12.93】

[Danger level: -]

[Skill: Iron Head]

[Attribute: Steel]

……

【Memory Fragments】

[A childcare robot from the 22nd century was pulled into another parallel universe by props right after it left the factory because it was too careless. Oh, yes, there were also a few Doraemons with it]

[This guy is essentially a good kid, but in the bizarre "Cairo World", his bad days are coming]

……

"Wow--!"

Doraemon himself roared out the remaining "memory fragments".

The kind that cries and yells at the same time.

"I just came here to get props and help with some things, and then I was targeted. Those gorillas hired a group of hunters to hunt me down! I didn't do anything! Later, the ramen shop took me in, otherwise I would have been turned into pieces!"

"I know you all think I'm Doraemon, but that's a cartoon! I'm not a cartoon!"

"How can there be so many props? I'm just a childcare robot!"

Doraemon cried in the rain of pear blossoms...

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes and asked: "Just tell me where all your props are."

Doraemon said: "It's been over a hundred years... I gave one to this person and one to that person... I had forgotten it a long time ago."

Li Nuo took a deep breath and lowered his head in disappointment: "It is indeed the case..."

Cha Bai: "What? I don't understand."

Maljie explained: "Even if you are not a gamer, you know the famous Doraemon. It is so conspicuous, who can resist not to do something with it."

In a side way, "Cairo Ramen Shop" saved it.

Cha Bai probably understood, and concluded somewhat ignorantly: "It's like a fair and handsome boy descending among a group of popes?"

Li Nuo exclaimed "Ah" and looked at his wife with an incredible look.

Maljie: "Miss Chabai, do you have an NTR fetish?"

Doraemon: "What is NTR?"

"As a parenting robot, don't ask about this." Li Nuo has a very good attitude towards Doraemon. If it were not for the support of childhood memories, Doraemon would face the risk of being decomposed.

Maljie pulled Li Nuo over and said, "I also don't think it has so many outrageous things in its hands..."

Li Nuo nodded: "Well, codename B is not as good as codename A."

2B glared at him fiercely.

Li Nuo immediately said: "I forgot, I was wrong."

Doraemon sat on a chair and sobbed, "The bamboo dragonfly, a tool that violates the laws of classical physics, the Anywhere Door, a tool that transcends time and space, or the telephone booth, a tool that follows the law of causality, all have one thing in common, which is that they only exist in our world. In the comics you see, they are the 'protagonists'. I'm just an ordinary childcare robot. Just think about it, how could they assign such an outrageous thing to me..."

Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo, who nodded: "I'm not lying."

Let’s just talk about the simplest question.

Assuming that this Doraemon really has a [Door to Anywhere], the transportation industry in Cairo World will face collapse.

"So your props are either completely different from what you imagined, or you don't have those props, or... most of them have been destroyed by the upper echelons of Cairo World."

The moment Li Nuo finished speaking, he had already activated the [Seal of Axi].

Doraemon's eyes suddenly became empty.

"Well... some of it was destroyed..."

"Because they think that it is impossible to research the core manufacturing method of this kind of thing, they define it as a destructive substance that 'affects the market'. At that time, I had the [Copy Mirror] in my hand, but I knew what terrible consequences would result if I gave everything to those people, so I secretly destroyed some things that those people couldn't know, leaving only things that were useful but would not harm the world..."

At this point, Doraemon has regained consciousness and continues to tell his story.

"But don't think too highly of yourself. Even if my things are still there, their use in this world is not as good as in our world."

Li Nuo raised his eyes and recalled the concept of the higher-dimensional world.

Judging from Doraemon's data, the intensity of their world is very strange, but except for the ability to withstand blows, it tends to be ordinary people. Facing the "Cairo World" which is full of the fusion of various worlds, it is at the "low end". It is questionable how much effect the things that can affect the low-dimensional world will have in the world of higher intensity.

Li Nuo thought about what he had just talked about with Sauron.

What will players face if they go to the real "Border Prison" scenario?

Malger: "Then why did you come here?"

Doraemon: "The ramen shop bought the remaining shares of the gorilla enterprise. When handing over to a gorilla who called himself a princess, he met a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that it would be useful for me to come over."

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes... It was that three-eyed fortune teller...

He was rewarded for doing good things...

Cha Bai: "Where are your companions?"

Women sometimes just like to talk too much.

Doraemon seemed to be touched into the dark realm of memories, and tears flowed from his eyes like a waterfall.

Maljie whispered, "Miss Chabai...if Li Nuo encounters it in reality, can it still survive?"

Cha Bai covered his mouth: "I'm sorry..."

But this time Doraemon couldn't stop crying.

Victor upstairs listened to the crying and shouting downstairs and sighed, thinking that Li Nuo was torturing it.

"Wow--!"

“Ahhhhh——!”

"I said I wouldn't come--!"

Doraemon's crying was like a raging sea, endless.

When a kind and simple little robot with a lot of terrible props appears in a world that is disguised as funny but actually "realistic and absurd", it will face endless malice.

On the other hand, if it weren't for its "pure goodness" in nature, it would have turned evil long ago.

At this time, Die touched its head and said, "Don't cry."

Doraemon: “Ah…”

Die glanced at Li Nuo and said, "Mr. Li just loves to bully people."

Li Nuo: "I didn't do anything this time!"

Die ignored him and said, "This little fat boy is so cute, but he won't look good if he cries."

As she spoke, she wiped Doraemon's tears and untied him.

"Thank you..." Doraemon stood up, but still sobbed and said, "It's been hundreds of years... but I still can't forget it..."

Die took out a freshly made pickled ○○ from the plate and put it into its mouth. "Delicious food can make people forget the bad past."

Doraemon looked at the elastic mosaic material in Butterfly's hand and asked in disbelief:

"Really?"

"Who doesn't have a past that is hard to look back on?" Die smiled gently and said, "Try it, ah——"

Doraemon: “Ah——”

Its bloody mouth bit the ○○ in Die's hand.

"Delicious!"

Doraemon covered his cheeks and jumped up happily.

"good to eat!"

What a chef likes most is when people praise the food she cooks for being delicious.

Die felt like she had found a soulmate.

She opened the door of the refrigerator in the kitchen, and liquids poured out.

"Tushalong's ○○, Casey's ○○, grilled ○○, steamed ○○, and the best [beep] ○○, eat whatever you want!"

"real!?"

"Of course! I'm a chef, and the purpose of my existence is to make the guests comfortable!"

Doraemon excitedly crawled into a pile of ○○.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Li Nuo, Maerjie and Cha Bai, the three of them stood there in a daze.

Maljie said: "When I was a kid, I relied on Doraemon comics to get through for a while... Now it feels so strange..."

Cha Bai comforted him: "Think positively, it's a B dream, not an A dream."

"Wow~!" Doraemon jumped out of ○○ happily.

Li Nuo looked at the scene and said, "It makes sense... B is swimming in the ○."

Maljie quickly covered his mouth.

"Don't ruin my childhood."

At this time Victor came down from upstairs. He was going to persuade Li Nuo not to torture Doraemon, but Victor saw Doraemon and Die laughing in ○○.

Lao Wei covered his forehead and turned to go upstairs, muttering: "I'm old..."

Li Nuo nudged Maljie.

"Go with Lao Wei."

"Ah."

After Maljie went upstairs, Li Nuo pulled Doraemon out of ○○.

"Okay, let's get to work."

Doraemon said: "I don't know what to do, and I'm in a hurry. I have to go back within three hours."

It is a child-rearing robot, and now it is the robot of the young master of a Cairo ramen shop.

"Just bring me any props you have."

Li Nuo's request was not excessive.

It’s really not too much.

Doraemon opened his mouth and took out a bunch of things from it.

Ever since the four-dimensional space bag was stolen by a "player", it stuffed the spare space pocket into its mouth, and after being modified by a repairman in a certain world, its mouth was made into a space for storing things.

According to the original Doraemon, it has a total of 1963 props, and if the animated version is included, the number will exceed 2000.

Doraemon doesn't have that many things. It has revealed before that it has been hundreds of years since it came to this parallel world, and not only the people have changed dramatically, but also the props.

So there are only a few useful things that can be obtained from it.

……

First of all, it can be used multiple times.

[Drink that allows you to enter a no-man's land: When you want to be alone, just drink this drink that allows you to enter a no-man's land, and you will never meet anyone.]

[Yokai Clock: As long as you use this Yokai Clock to set the time, a Yokai will appear when the time comes]

[Divination Card Box: This is a divination device used when you don’t know what to do. It can use three cards to tell you about your future.]

……

The second type is tools that can only be used two or three times at most, or are limited by the script.

[Magic House Number: Just stick this magic house number on the door, and the house will become the home of the person written on the house number]

[Wallpaper House: A convenient hut leading to the four-dimensional space (it is broken and will produce a steady stream of garbage)]

……

Then came what made Li Nuo excited.

[First experience medicine: As long as you take this medicine, you can experience the feeling of the first time you try anything (two more pills)]

……

Then it will be scrapped after being used once more.

[Long-lost suitcase: As long as you carry this long-lost suitcase, the other person will treat you very kindly as if they have met again after a long time.]

[Dramatic gas: This gas can make people's feelings greatly exaggerated, and make a fuss about commonplace things]

……

In the end it was completely useless.

[Bamboo dragonfly: can fly]

……

The panel does not explain why this [Bamboo Dragonfly] is useless, but Doraemon says that this thing can be fatal.

Out of curiosity, Li Nuo placed the [Bamboo Dragonfly] on the gorilla maid's head.

Accompanied by the rotation of a small propeller.

The gorilla maid's neck also turned.

Then its neck broke.

Cha Bai stared with his eyes wide open, frightened to the point of being completely stunned.

"That's it……"

Doraemon sighed.

"These are all the stuff I have left, and most of them are broken... and some of them are not very useful in your world."

Cha Bai still didn't understand: "Doesn't Doraemon in the comics have a lot of things..."

Doraemon said: "After I came to this world, some things disappeared. Strictly speaking... it may be the concept of parallel time and space. Some things cannot appear in other worlds."

When Li Nuo heard it say this, he thought of a theory he learned from the staff.

No matter how many parallel universes there are, there is only one [Residual Blood Person], and the fate of this person in other parallel universes has basically been determined early. In this respect, [Residual Blood Person] is special.

"Didn't you say there were some things that were completely broken?" Li Nuo asked.

"Those are my souvenirs. If you want them, I can give them to you." Doraemon took out something from his mouth while speaking.

First up is a black book.

[Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary: As long as you write your favorite spells and corresponding effects into this dictionary, it can become real magic (can only be used once)]

Doraemon's face darkened: "Since this thing was cursed by a terrible witch, it has become a horrible thing that can only write destructive magic."

Cha Bai took it and said, "Thank you."

She could finally perform a realistic [Atomic Breath].

Doraemon thought he didn't scare them, so he took out a piece of burnt wood with only half of it left.

It looked like a door frame.

Doraemon said viciously: "See? If this thing is stabbed into a person's body, it will cause death."

The three murderous guys present remained indifferent.

Die felt that she had to give him some face, so she pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I was scared to death."

Li Nuo snatched the wood.

[The remaining wooden frame of the arbitrary door]

[Quality: Junk]

[Effect: The burned corner of the portal is just an ordinary piece of wood]

[Brief description: Who can tell me the principle of the arbitrary door...]

Li Nuo handed the wooden frame to Cha Bai and said, "Can the teleportation magic be used?"

Cha Bai put it into the [Dark Magic Encyclopedia] and said, "I'll study it."

Doraemon cleared his mouth. That was all he brought.

"Um...can I still find you to eat your food?"

Die nodded: "Okay, you're welcome anytime."

Doraemon said happily: "Then I will come over during my break. Is once a month okay?"

Die smiled and nodded. As a chef, the most gratifying thing was that someone liked her cooking. This made her happier than keeping a gigolo.

At this moment, Li Nuo grabbed Doraemon's tail.

"You are still useful, don't leave."

"I've given you everything I brought." Doraemon said, "The rest is for my children, so I can't give it to you."

"Can you repair things in your world?" Li Nuo asked, pulling Dream B in front of him.

Doraemon said: "It depends on what it is..."

Li Nuo: "What if it's a telephone booth?"

Doraemon: "Maybe..."

During the "Player Championship", there was a Wild Hunt priest who accidentally entered that world.

That guy used the [Heavenly Intersection Sphere] to get a landline in a telephone booth.

Using that landline, the priest brought over a group of players who had been to the "Monster Hunter" world, which led to the formation of the "Player Championship".

[If the phone booth has a landline (already obsolete)]

[Quality: garbage (already obsolete)]

[Effect: Only a general outline of wishes can be realized (already used)]

Li Nuo took the scrapped landline phone from the warehouse and placed it in front of Doraemon.

"Can it be fixed?"

"Yes... but it will take a very long time..."

Doraemon touched the sweat oozing from his head.

"And after it's repaired, it won't be the landline in your understanding of the 'hypothetical telephone booth'."

"It doesn't matter, just help."

This job, combined with Butterfly's cooking, connects the semi-retired Doraemon to the Hum team.

Since it is an outsider and has its own job, it cannot always come over, but as long as this guy is willing, the connection will not be broken.

Half a month later.

They received the message that went into the script.

That night, Cha Bai came to the corridor and took out the phone which looked like it had not been completely repaired.

(End of this chapter)