As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 518: The turning point of fate, nine years ago, 2B and Li Nuo [Start saving]

night.

Basel is brightly lit.

Cha Bai came to the courtyard of the "Corridor" in order to find the landline of the [hypothetical telephone booth].

At this time, the system is prompting:
[The script will start within four hours, players please be prepared]

Some say that the interval between scripts after the player reaches level 80 depends on money, while others say it depends on ability.

In fact, what we look at is the comprehensive gains produced by the strength of the previous script.

In the past, when Li Nuo was around, he would always raise the intensity of a scenario to a level that players shouldn't be able to bear, resulting in a lot of rewards, so they had a lot of rest time.

There was a problem with the script last time.

There are too many "over-specifications".

Including Li Nuo's trio, there are a total of six "super-standard" level players. A highly specialized and rare species like Cassim is also in the script. In addition, Li Nuo's operation at the end of the script reduced the overall difficulty to a range that the script should not bear, which led to the shorter interval time this time.

"This is too short..."

Cha Bai complained to himself.

The night is quiet now.

She was walking on the stone road in her high heels. Seeing the gorilla maid sleeping on the grass, she took off her shoes, with the red soles facing outwards and the stiletto heels pointing backwards. She slowly stepped forward with her slender and beautiful legs, stepped lightly on the ground, and walked slowly into the house.

She was so gentle that she didn't wake the sleeping gorilla maid.

After entering the house, he put the pair of shoes that Li Nuo had bought casually on the ground and tiptoed on the wooden floor to look for the [imaginary telephone booth’s landline].

"found it!"

She happily took out the landline from the drawer, her eyes filled with excitement and anticipation.

【If the landline in the phone booth is not repaired】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Only a rough outline of the wish can be fulfilled (only 40% chance of success)]

[Brief description: Although Doraemon is not as good as Doraemon, it is still a robot from that world. The repair knowledge it possesses cannot be learned by creatures from other worlds. This landline has been repaired to the limit. Doraemon plans to find a place to further his studies and then come back to repair it. Even so, the landline is still very useful, provided that it can succeed.]

[Note: If the wish fails, fate will backfire, and the consequences are difficult to define. Refer to the previous user, the priest of the Wild Hunt]

Since Doraemon appeared, this yellow cat-shaped robot has come here three times in the past half month. Perhaps the nostalgia for its hometown is imprinted in its mind. Even though it is not good at repairing tools, it is like a different person when repairing this landline phone.

Maljie once said that from the look in Doraemon's eyes when he looked at the phone, it was as if he saw cities belonging to the 22nd century.

I also saw the nostalgia for his old friend in this guy's eyes.

However, the landline has not been repaired yet.

Doraemon once said that a landline phone needs to be used with a telephone booth, otherwise it is just a device that can only fulfill the outline of wishes.

Cha Bai wants to be willful this time.

She took the landline phone that did not require any wiring to go to the rooftop and jumped out of the window of Maljie's maintenance room.

The skirt sways in the moonlight.

It fell gently onto the shelf outside the building.

Maljie and Li Nuo, two worthless guys, specially built this rack to torment Xiao Wu. The iron rack, which is more than nine meters high, occupies a commanding height and can accurately throw "shit blocks" onto the roof of Xiao Wu's house opposite.

Now, the feces and soil have combined together to form thick green grass, so Xiao Wu's house is warm in winter and cool in summer.

Sometimes Cha Bai really has no way to deal with these two people.

Victor always said that unless Li Nuo and Maljie were doing serious work, they were as naughty as two children who never grew up, causing trouble everywhere and being cowardly at the slightest provocation.

Cha Bai likes Li Nuo like this.

Because it's true.

"So don't blame me for being willful this time."

She couldn't help but smile slightly, raised her head and looked at the lights in the distance.

Basel is an orderly city with simple colors during the day.

The night is filled with a colorful and sexy atmosphere.

From the middle level upwards, there are bustling commercial streets. The crowds that were dull during the day become lively in the night, and today's news is broadcast on the huge screen in the upper city area of ​​the central tower.

Nanami's face on the screen is no longer mosaic-covered; her dimples are reflected on the screen and remain in her eyes.

After the sun sets, the crowd surges and everyone is changing.

Only Cha Bai stayed when love first began.

So she is very happy. Women want a lot of things, but in fact, they want very little.

Cha Bai just wants to continue walking with him in her limited life.

No one knows what the future will bring.

Li Nuo will die because of instant noodles.

Xiao Wu was stabbed to death by a javelin on the playground.

Maljie died from pooping on the toilet.

There are no rules or rationality in this world.

Cha Bai picked up the microphone, and a message from Doraemon came out of it.

——"To change your destiny, you can't take shortcuts, you should be down-to-earth!"

As a 22nd century parenting robot, it must impart correct values ​​to children, and it will continue to fulfill its duties even after hundreds of years.

Cha Bai paused.

She suddenly remembered her past. It seemed like a long time ago, but in fact, not much time had passed.

"I understand, but in order to protect more important people, I have to do the right thing even if I am seen as an opportunistic villain."

[Focuser has been turned on]

Cha Bai's [identity] is very useful, especially in taking shortcuts.

This ability includes a BUG-level ability: if you encounter an extremely difficult problem, you can solve it by accident.

Although sometimes there are things that cannot be solved, in most cases, they can be solved.

She had to be fully prepared just in case.

Then, Cha Bai picked up the phone: "If... we can finally be non-players in 'Ikaros', become worthless sky pirates with Dolos, and spend our lives leisurely..."

The more she spoke, the more she seemed to ask for.

"bell--!"

The phone suddenly rang.

Chabai was shocked.

"Success?"

At this moment, everything in front of her eyes suddenly became blurred.

A mottled mosaic suddenly appeared on the pupil.

Cha Bai's first reaction was that there was something wrong with the current in her brain, but she immediately remembered that most of her brain was flesh and blood, and would not short-circuit due to emotional changes or other internal injuries.

Suddenly a hand stretched out from the phone.

The five fingers of this hand were spread out, as if a huge black curtain was covering her.

The sound of a train whistle came into my ears.

In the blink of an eye, she was on the train.

"It feels real, not an illusion?"

Cha Bai looked around.

It was dark outside the window, and the train seemed to be carrying her to a terrible place.

Then a dizzying feeling came into my head.

It's black in front of you.

I could feel the train stop under my feet.

Then she heard:
[Player 5950, this is the answer you want]

Open your eyes.

Tall, shining giant trees stood in the distance, and the densely packed fruits swayed in the wind among the leaves that blocked out the sun.

There are five shadows under the tree.

The soil she stepped on barefoot was actually a sea of ​​blood and corpses.

Cha Bai was stunned.

"World Tree...Manager..."

At this moment she seemed to know the answer.

“That is an impossible wish.”

"Correct answer~"

A voice came from behind Cha Bai, it was extremely familiar. She turned around suddenly, but saw only emptiness.

"who are you?"

A voice came from the air: "If the wish fails, fate will backfire. [The landline of the telephone booth] clearly states this, why don't you take it seriously?"

When the voice appeared, there was also a feeling that made Cha Bai tremble all over. The person who said this possessed enormous power that could easily crush everyone.

She had seen the king's shadow before. Although it was also powerful, it was a mild sense of oppression. What she was facing now was like a piece of iron covered with spikes hanging on her forehead.

"world Tree?"

"If I'm willing to tell you, I'll show up."

"you……"

"Don't ask. You shouldn't pry into an unrealistic future."

Cracks appeared in the air in front of Cha Bai's eyes, and the area where she was was collapsing.

What exactly happened now, she didn't know.

But she knew that all this meant that her wishes would not be achieved and that there would be changes in Li Nuo's future life.

The voice has disappeared.

But Cha Bai’s thoughts will not disappear.

At this moment, she activated the ability of [Focus], hoping to change something...

“If you encounter a very difficult problem, you can solve it by accident.”

"Turn on!"

At the same time, Cha Bai activated the [Ancient Blood] and [Portal] in her body. She didn't know where she would be teleported to, but it was better than staying in this dangerous area.

Now she is like "Ciri" in the past. She has to start opening doors to teleport to different worlds and escape from danger.

Suddenly her blood began to boil.

The ability of [Focus] provides the answer.

Under the trunk of the World Tree, a fruit that had already fallen to the ground moved.

This fruit is the script of "Ant King". Because Li Nuo did not choose to let the script take shape, it became an immature fruit.

But at this moment, countless Fila poured out from the fruit.

The ability of [Focus] awakens the fruit's archive.

[Ancient Blood] burst out with a powerful airflow and collided with Fila in the fruit.

The direction guided by the [portal] points to the fruit, which is the "Cairo World".

But Cha Bai didn't see all this.

When her sight returned again, the endless stream of traffic was reflected in her pupils.

There is a noise in my ears.

Office workers in a hurry jogged in and out of the subway, and pedestrians walked very fast. Cha Bai stood in the middle of the crowd. There was a crossroads in front of him, and the city sky was clear.

People wait silently at the traffic lights when crossing the street. When the red light turns green, the cars on the street stop completely within a second, and crowds of people rush across the street. When the red light comes on again, the traffic flow resumes, and a new group of people wait silently under the red light again.

then.

Cha Bai opened his eyes wide in surprise.

This scene...is the commercial street near Li Nuo's home.

Cha Bai looked around in confusion. She saw an electronic clock far away on the side of the road, which read: April 2022, 4.

The teleportation of [Ancient Blood] brought her back to nine years ago.

At that time, she should not have been born in Li Nuo's world yet.

Fifteen minutes later.

She walked into a path.

There are usually not many pedestrians passing by here, which allows her to calm down.

"The [Ancient Blood] was successfully teleported, but the function of the [Focus]..."

Cha Bai touched his chest and felt nothing unusual.

If the function of "changing destiny" fails, she will definitely suffer backlash, causing her to vomit blood at the very least, or die at the worst.

"Success?"

Cha Bai couldn't imagine it. She didn't understand why teleporting back nine years was the turning point to break the crumbling future.

Cha Bai was not in a hurry to go back, because the script would start in about an hour, and even if she didn't want to go back, the train would suddenly hit her and take her away by force.

But now, Cha Bai’s thoughts are simpler.

"Do you want to meet his mother..."

The more she thought about it, the faster her heart beat.

"What am I thinking!"

Now it’s time to figure out why this timeline is the key node that changes everything.

Cha Bai raised his head with a determined look.

She needs to change her clothes to meet the current Li Nuo.

at the same time……

A cocky twelve-year-old kid was kicked out of a "hair salon" by the madam.

“Why don’t you hire child laborers?”

The mature woman who still had charm stood behind the door and glanced at Li Nuo with seductive eyes.

"You little brat, for the sake of your mental health, you should go home."

Nine years later, this curvy mature woman became Aunt Chen, Li Nuo's downstairs neighbor.

Young Aunt Chen gave Li Nuo two hundred yuan.

"If no one is at your house, find somewhere to buy something to eat."

When Li Nuo was a child, his parents practiced free fighting at home every day.

In order to avoid being affected, he has been wandering around the streets eating at various houses since he was a child. It is called eating at various houses, but in fact it is forced eating. His shameless method is to rely on his illness to eat at any house.

Over time, he came to enjoy places without business licenses.

Because what you see here cannot be learned in textbooks.

Li Nuo took two hundred yuan and picked up a brick from the ground. Then he snatched the dog bowl of a stray dog ​​on the street, put the two hundred yuan in the dog bowl, sat down on the street and put the bowl in front of him.

About half an hour later.

He took three hundred yuan and found a dirty restaurant and bought two vegetarian buns. He sat on the street and ate the buns. Suddenly, he fell ill and coughed up blood along with the bun filling.

The guy wiped the corner of his mouth nonchalantly, spread the blood evenly, and went back to the street with the dog bowl.

This time I came back from the street with five hundred yuan.

but……

Because he robbed the local "Beggar Gang" territory, he was dragged into the alley by two boys who were about seventeen or eighteen years old.

The two guys came out of the alley with a few hundred dollars in their pocket.

Li Nuo sat on the ground and took out five hundred yuan from his shoes.

The five hundred dollars that the two guys stole were all drawn by him several days in advance.

This is just a twelve-year-old child.

His existence is a sin to society.

Ten minutes later, Li Nuo arrived at the game store on the street.

"Boss, Guilty Gear."

Li Nott generously slammed the hundred dollars on the table.

The boss carefully turned the hundred yuan over and over in the money detector, and finally took out the game console, inserted the disc, and sat down next to Li Nuo.

"Who are you going to use this time?"

"Random, I can use anyone!"

Little Linote was confident. Although he had no friends of the same age as him, he did have many "bad friends" who were several decades older than him. This also became the cornerstone for him to become the deputy director of a senior community later on.

A few minutes later.

The boss discovered something.

"There's a perverted woman outside the door."

Li Nuo followed his gaze.

Outside the glass door, a woman wearing a black coat, barefoot, with long black hair, a mask and sunglasses was standing on the block opposite the gate, watching them.

"Is that your mother?"

"My mother's figure is not that good."

"What do you know about body shape when you're a teenager?"

"Uncle, I draw every day. No matter how wrapped up a woman is, we can still analyze her figure from some vague curves. This crazy woman who has been staring at us is top-notch."

"You're only twelve!"

"Uncle, from what you said, those perverted popes in Europe like twelve-year-olds."

at the same time.

That crazy woman...that is...Cha Bai.

She used magic to change the color and length of her hair, a magic that only lasted about fifteen minutes since she was not entirely flesh and blood.

Since I couldn’t change my face, I got a mask from the supermarket, and I also bought clothes temporarily at the wholesale market.

As for money.

She and Li Nuo learned how to judge people: when you have no money, find some thugs, just give them a punch and they will generously give you money.

Because today is Saturday, Li Nuo is definitely not in school. She heard Li Nuo talk about where he always begged for food in those years, so it should not be difficult to find him by following this path.

At this moment, the eyes hidden under the tea-white sunglasses were gleaming.

She stared fiercely at the twelve-year-old Li Nuo behind the glass door.

"so cute……"

She covered her mouth unconsciously.

"So cute..."

Then, he entered the glass door unknowingly and stood in front of Li Nuo who was sitting.

Boss: "Computer repair, what do you want?"

Cha Bai: "Give me a plate."

She looked at Li Nuo, her future lover, and forgot what she was here for.

Although she didn't know what she was going to do, she always felt... that it was right to meet Li Nuo.

Li Nuo thought this woman was strange, but he had been through a lot since childhood. At the age of twelve, he had seen and thought a lot, so he gave a righteous smile to his future lover, whom he did not know now.

"If you lose, you shave your head."

"it is good."

Cha Bai sat down, and the plastic chair cracked with a bang.

The boss moved the chair away curiously and said puzzledly: "Why is the quality of the chair we just bought so poor..."

Chabai almost forgot about his own weight and chose to play while standing.

The selection screen appeared on the screen.

Guilty Gear, a fighting game.

The character that Li Nuo is good at using is called "Mei Xuan".

He asked, “Who do you use?”

Cha Bai said, "Use her."

Her choice was marked on the character "2B".

Little Li Nuo stared with dead eyes and said, "2B... She's in every game, like a bus."

Cha Bai didn't want to point it out to him, so he said, "Idiot."

This gentle voice stunned Li Nuo, who was only twelve years old.

"Auntie, what did you say..."

"Call me sister."

"Oh……"

When Cha Bai pressed the select button, "Fila" appeared in the sky, which was invisible to ordinary people.

In the next ten minutes, Li Nuo didn't win a single game.

The players' reaction abilities were too strong, and it was too easy for Cha Bai to defeat the twelve-year-old Li Nuo in the game. They had played games that were more difficult than this before.

Little Linuo was becoming more and more impatient.

"Sister... who are you... are you here to cause trouble..."

Cha Bai ignored him and concentrated on winning another game.

Li Nuo kept choosing other characters, but he just couldn't beat Cha Bai's 2B.

Cha Bai had played this game several times before, and she liked to find various games related to herself at home. In short, she played herself.

But Li Nuo was unhappy.

"Why can't I win..."

"what happened……"

"Lost again?"

"Ah...please let me hit you..."

Cha Bai won more than twenty games in a row.

2B on the screen kicked again and won another game.

Li Nuo was completely dumbfounded.

Cha Bai said: "You can't even beat a bus running around in various games?"

Li Nuo: "You are so narrow-minded..."

At this moment, the boss next to him suddenly said: "Your hair..."

Cha Bai was shocked. The black-haired girl's time was up. She left, dropped the handle and ran out.

"Wait for me two minutes!"

She pushed open the glass door and walked away quickly, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Just as she was about to change the color of her hair again, she suddenly heard the voice of the system.

[The script has begun, players please get on board]

five minutes later.

Little Li Nuo came out of the store angrily to look for her.

"What about people!"

He's going crazy.

"Just let me win a game!"

Later he returned to the store and the boss was sitting in a chair, holding the handle, and greeting him.

"The weird woman is gone, let's continue."

Li Nuo frowned, looked at 2B on the screen, who was posing with her hips twisted, and swore a curse.

"I'm going to [beat 2B into an idiot] sooner or later!"

……

Years later.

Li Nuo registered a shop on the website, and his main business is carving for people.

At that time, he gave an illegal name and was rejected by the system.

While I was hesitating, I saw the game icon of "Guilty Gear" on the computer screen, and the memories of the past flooded into my mind.

The oath he had made that sunny morning jumped into his mind.

So he typed a name on the keyboard: [beat 2B into idiot].

A month later, a client with a bit of a chuunibyou syndrome came in.

Li Nuo got into an argument with the client because of his bad temper.

"Fuck your ancestors, this dragon ball of mine is the 'Namek' version, it can grant three wishes, I'll help you with one, and I'll plug your asshole!"

Li Nuo thought that this grandson was extremely stupid and took advantage of the situation to make a fuss.

"Did you see my name?"

"Beat 2B into an idiot? Okay, I get it."

Later, the client named Maljie remembered the name as: [Fuck 2B into an idiot].

……

Fira circled in the sky and then disappeared.

The archive has been generated.

(End of this chapter)