As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 541 Weird and Crazy

The religious country ten kilometers away from the foot of Tanggula Mountain is called "Beria City State".

Li Nuo and his crew's small airship automatically navigated to this country and landed randomly at a stop.

Maljie had already read the history of the entire city through the picture book in heaven.

This place was originally a wasteland.

It was bought by a wealthy businessman more than 40 years ago and a country was established.

In the Blue Ocean Country, as long as you have enough money, you can buy land. As long as you have more money, you can register the walled city as a country.

The "Belia City-State" faces the sea to the south and is surrounded by mountains to the north. It has beautiful scenery and is rich in spices. It is said that the whole city is filled with fragrance.

Of course, since it is a religious country, the most famous thing is still the church.

Maljie used his dog paws to directly spread out the illustrated book, skipping the step of saying "woof".

【Steel Soul Church】

[Have a firm, steel-like heart]

[But they are unwilling to reveal the specific information of their church. We only know that the current King of "Belia City-State", the wealthy businessman who bought this land back then, relied on the "Soul of Steel Church" to get through his most difficult times.]

Maljie walked in front, thinking that Miss Liuli might not have much interest in the church, so the contents of the illustration were copied completely from the geography magazine.

Ma Ge felt it necessary to go to the upper level of the church, where they should have information about the gears they were looking for.

He turned around and wanted to discuss it with the two funny guys.

"Don't stop me! I'll break it!"

"Hey! Li Nuo! Stop messing around, this cane is very valuable!"

Li Nuo was temporarily blinded by the negative buff of the [Legendary Staff] and tried to break the staff. Cha Bai was trying to stop him.

"Who told you to use that staff in heaven?"

"That [Experience Guide] is in my mask. I was thinking of placing a 'nuclear bomb' nearby to clear out the monsters and increase their attribute values!"

"Don't yell."

“My eyes hurt…!”

Cha Bai took out Li Nuo's panel and looked at it carefully.

[Staff DEBUFF, eyeballs disappear, duration 4 hours]

Li Nuo can activate [Low Health] to turn off the DEBUFF.

But the characteristics of this DEBUFF are quite special, it forces the body's organs to be lost.

Li Nuo's eyeballs are now solid balls the size of two eyeballs. It's useless to activate [Low Blood], and as the solid balls become heavier, blood is oozing out of his eye sockets.

Cha Bai puffed up his cheeks and looked unhappy, but in fact he was more anxious.

"Malger, is there any solution?"

Cha Bai frowned, Li Nuo covered his eyes, and Ma Ge looked at the two idiots.

"Woof (I haven't activated the [Rescuer], because after activating that identity, I can't restore my health. I'm just a dog now, too weak, and I don't dare to activate the [Rescuer], so I can't do anything)."

Anyway, Li Nuo always seeks death, so this time it is his retribution. He will get through it if he just bear with it.

However, Maljie noticed another thing, Cha Bai and Li Nuo were actually arguing.

You know, the probability of these two quarreling is extremely low.

It was still because of the "seven-year itch" problem that Papagus had given them.

While Maljie was watching for fun, Cha Bai took off his [tactical goggles] and put them on Li Nuo's eyes.

"You are so useless, always making trouble... At least it can stop the bleeding after putting it on."

"It looks like a male YoRHa android wearing an eyepatch..."

Li Nuo touched the goggles on his face and suddenly felt unhappy.

"I don't want to be 9S."

"You're annoying!"

The quarrel started again.

Maljie was very happy to watch them quarrel. Who doesn't like to watch couples quarrel? It would be best if knives were used, the heads were broken and blood was flowing, and the brains were scattered on the ground.

After arguing for a few sentences, the two of them became quiet.

As players, everyone knows what is most important.

The three of them were standing on the edge of the "Belia City-Kingdom". The entire city was dominated by European-style buildings, which was somewhat different from the more modern style of the Blue Sea Kingdom. There were guided machines everywhere. While maintaining the ancient city style, magical technology products were spread everywhere.

Li Nuo doesn't need to see things clearly, he can distinguish the surroundings through smell and hearing.

"It smells good."

Cha Bai nodded gently.

“The city has a unique fragrance industry, so the whole city is full of fragrance.”

Only Maljie's focus was not on the scenery.

He discovered that...all the women in the city had incredibly good figures.

Excluding the possibility that they are wearing breast pads, they probably don't have flat breasts.

Everyone was dressed very coolly, not just the women, but even the men were wearing short skirts.

There was a report in a geographical magazine: the religious clothing of the Belia city-state was mainly skirts.

The three of them strolled along the paths in the city.

After looking for a while, I found that at least 80% of the people in the city are believers of the "Church of Steel Soul".

“How amazing.”

Cha Bai stopped unconsciously.

She thought of the "Lord Triss" whom she believed in. If everyone believed in Triss, the scene before her would be just like this.

"So there is something wrong with this church." Li Nuo is blind, but he is still the one who sees the most clearly: "In short..."

"That's not right, young man!" A woman selling fruit nearby heard him muttering, "Because a few monsters escaped from Tanggula, the tourist roads are closed, so there are no tourists coming!"

[Side quest has been triggered: Church of the Steel Soul]

[Task Difficulty: lv50]

[Task reward: 5000 experience points, random card*2]

[Mission details: Investigate the problem of the "Steel Soul Church"]

Maljie read the task to Li Nuo in a "woof" way.

The two bastards, Linuo and Maljie, plan to turn the "Church of Steel Soul" into a "Mechanical Cult".

While they were talking, a guy wearing a white coat, flip-flops, and curly hair, who at first glance looked like he came out of "Cowboy Bebop", stood in front of a medical clinic and greeted Li Nuo.

"Hey, come in."

"what?"

"There's something wrong with your eyes. Can you tell? Is your eyeball gone?"

The doctor was holding a cigarette in his mouth, looking very arrogant.

"Come in quickly, don't wear that black dress, and don't bring in the coffin you're carrying. This is a clinic, not a funeral home! Your companions can't come in. I just broke up not long ago, and now I get annoyed when I see women."

Li Nuo was dumbfounded: "Um, big brother... I can't see, don't lie to me."

The doctor said, "You are from another place? I am a doctor. When I see a patient, I will save him first."

A few minutes later, Li Nuo took off his clothes and equipment and handed them to Cha Bai, then entered the clinic alone.

"He really is."

Cha Bai sat by the wishing well outside the clinic, with the priest's clothes on his thighs, folding them patiently, but kept mumbling to Maljie beside him.

"Li Nuo said that it's a good opportunity to investigate the intelligence here while seeing a doctor."

Maljie: "Woof (Why is he so easy to trust others this time)?"

Cha Bai pressed Li Nuo's clothes on Maljie's dog head.

"Wang!"

"Maybe because you're a doctor too."

Maljie was not moved at all. He would rather believe that Li Nuo had other plans than to believe in a doctor just for the sake of friendship and passion.

"Woof (I'm here as a dog to ask the other dogs for information. If you have anything, please contact me)."

……

"A stranger."

The doctor with curly hair asked Li Nuo to sit opposite him and took out a cigarette and handed it to him.

"Have a cigarette?"

"No."

Li Nuo was a little curious.

"Doctor, patients can't smoke before a physical examination, right?"

"We at the 'Soul of Steel Church' believe in freedom." The doctor lit a cigarette, exhaled the smoke, and said, "You can do whatever you want. That's our doctrine, but it's not easy for outsiders like you to understand."

Li Nuo couldn't see for the time being, he wanted to find out some information about the religious country.

But before he could speak, the doctor asked curiously, "Most outsiders are very wary, but you are different in this respect. If I ask you to come in, you will really come in?"

Li Nuo: "Oh, my partner is a doctor, so I trust you."

"Oh, then you must always be a guinea pig."

"Quite the contrary."

"It's done. I have to take off your blindfold."

"Oh."

"Hey, the scar on your left eye is so deep."...

Cha Bai kept observing his surroundings while sitting outside waiting.

She just felt that the skirts people wore here were too short...but everyone's face was filled with happiness.

Li Nuo once told her: When you find that everyone in a city is happy, don't hesitate, just turn the city upside down, because only cult members, MLM members, and Nan Tong will feel happy all the time.

Thinking of the group of mechanical life forms that followed Maljie's orders, Cha Bai felt that Li Nuo was right.

At this time, the power-guided phone in Li Nuo's clothes vibrated a few times.

It’s Liuli calling.

White tea is connected.

"He's not convenient right now."

"I called you for several days but no one answered. Are you really going to Tanggula?"

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There are no guide signal devices in the Tanggula area except in the small towns.

"Well... I just got out and am now in that religious country."

"Uh……"

Miss Liuli made a sound of disgust.

"Well...I advise you to leave that country as soon as possible."

"how?"

"You still don't know? Have you ever wondered why the 'Soul of Steel Church' is only popular in that country... There's something wrong with their church..."

Cha Bai was not surprised. Having been with Maljie for so long, she knew at a glance what kind of cult it was.

"Contact me after you come out. I want to talk to you about the commercial stage we talked about last time."

Liuli said and hung up the phone.

And it hangs very quickly.

At the same time, there was a noise in a shop not far away, followed by a loud bang!
Someone blew up the store!
Amid the flying debris, a black-haired woman came out of the explosion holding a man by his hair and threw the man into the shop opposite. A bunch of apples flew into the sky, and the woman shouted, "I just don't like you. I'm fighting you, bastard!"

The man began to fight back, kicking the woman sideways and sending her flying. He laughed and shouted, "I've obeyed the Pope's orders and let you have an explosion. Now it's my turn to fight back! Let's fight to the death! If I win, I'll be your father!"

Chabai: "..."

The loudspeaker next to the square made a "magnetic" sound, and then a middle-aged man's voice came out:

"Well, hello, fellow citizens. I'm Plank, and I'm the candidate for the mayor of Block 32. Please listen to me. If you vote for me, I will reduce the price of the Pretty in Pink Hotel on that street by 50%."

A group of men stopped, their eyes flickering.

"Also, as long as you settle in our neighborhood, it will be legal for you to marry a pig in the future."

A pork vendor yelled "Yeah!"

"That last one... my sister's bathroom... Hey? Weiss, why are you here? No, listen to me, it's not like that, the Pope lets us do whatever we want! I didn't ask you to stand on the street! I just made a hole in the wall of your bathroom! Be generous, I'm your brother! Stop pulling my hair! Aaaaaaaaa! Stop hitting me! Help! Ah——!"

boom--!
A cloud of smoke rose from the radio tower.

A bald man falls from a building.

The girl with long blue hair jumped to the ground, walked to the wishing well next to Cha Bai, washed the blood off her face with the well water, and then spat on the ground.

"Damn it, I'll have to find another brother sooner or later."

Cha Bai felt that his brain circuits could no longer keep up with this city.

The blue-haired girl sat down next to Cha Bai, lifted her long hair, looked at her and smiled: "I'm sorry to scare you, because the road has been closed by Warcraft recently and there are not many tourists coming, so everyone may have been a little unrestrained."

Cha Bai: "Ah...it's okay."

"My name is Weiss," the girl said, "Everyone is so free because of the church they believe in, but it's not like this normally."

“What’s going on… … ”

"This is it."

Weiss pulled out a brochure from the proud mountain.

"The Pope of Fullmetal Soul".

The booklet has a guide lock, and it becomes a book when opened.

Weiss said, “You can see the general pope of our church from the catalog.”

Under normal circumstances, Cha Bai would not read it. She believed in Lord Triss and would never play NTR with Lord Triss. But for the side quests and gears, she chose to open the cover.

The directory reads:
A brief summary of the purpose of the Church of Steel Soul.

First, everyone is free and must have a heart of steel.

Second, if you like someone, you must confess your feelings immediately, otherwise you will just watch him/her have a baby for someone else.

Third, you must respect your parents, but if your father is not a human being, you must persuade your mother to remarry in time. Otherwise, you must help your father find a mistress.

4. If you feel that you have done something wrong, don’t doubt yourself. The fault is definitely not yours. If it is really your fault, try to say that it is someone else’s fault.

5. There is no God except our faith, you are your own God.

6. Art is the most boring thing in the world because it is only valuable to the dead and the rich.

7. Don’t just hate the rich. What we should hate is the injustice in the world.

8. Washing your hands after using the toilet is the most civilized behavior in the world.

9. If you encounter a problem that cannot be solved, solve the problem of the person who raised the problem, or just escape. Being a deserter is the embodiment of a warrior, because it means that you don’t care about other people’s opinions.

10. Birth, aging, sickness and death are inevitable, so we must live happily every day.

11. Even if this world is fucked up, remember to go home.

When Cha Bai saw this, he felt that this was not a cult...

The blue-haired girl Weiss said with a smile: "Hey~Miss, turning the page is the most important thing for our Pope."

Then she turned the page.

12. Women with small breasts do not need protection, just treat them as eunuchs.

Cha Bai finally felt something was wrong.

Thirteen, Prime Minister Cao is very insightful because of the mature woman.

Fourteen. The most important number in the world is twenty.

15. Although you must quit smoking, don't be in a hurry. We have twenty years.

……

Flower and willow street.

Maljie was clinging to the windowsill of a small pink house, his dog eyes staring fiercely into the window.

There was a group of girls in miniskirt nurse uniforms receiving guests.

Suddenly the madam shouted from inside the house, "Where is Xiaoshayu No. 15?"

Ma Ge's dog mouth was so big that he was dumbfounded.

……

Seventeen. Women must wear miniskirts. Making women all over the world become nurses wearing miniskirts is the ultimate dream of men.

18. Succubus should be mass-produced.

Nineteen, the name that gives people the most beautiful vision must be "Saya".

20. Doctors are sacred, especially anorectal doctors.

Cha Bai was so shocked that he was speechless when he saw this.

All she could think about was “Oh my Lord Triss” and her hands were shaking with fear.

The blue-haired girl next to her asked, "Are you okay?"

Cha Bai: "That..."

Blue-haired girl: "How is it? Is our church very philosophical?"

Cha Bai: "I seem to..."

Blue-haired girl: "Oh, yes, there are some detailed instructions recorded in the book, but I will tell you one thing directly. We will test potential believers. Although you are only fifteen or sixteen years old, you look very promising. I mean your figure~ We think you are qualified to join our 'Soul of Steel Church'."

Cha Bai was panicked, she wanted to see Li Nuo and Maerjie.

"Na?"

The blue-haired girl noticed her panic and immediately comforted her: "Everyone is waiting for your reply. Do you want to join us?"

Everyone around stopped what they were doing.

The blue-haired girl, the bald man lying in a pool of blood, the pork vendor, the fruit stand owner, the old ladies nearby, all the passers-by, the men and women who had stopped fighting, everyone looked at her and said in unison: "Huh?"

Cha Bai's scalp tingled, and the moment his hand loosened, the page of the book turned back. There was only one piece of information on the third page of the catalog.

Twenty-one...

……

Inside the clinic.

Li Nuo opened his eyes and his vision was completely restored.

"Hah...thank you."

The scruffy doctor with curly hair stared at Li Nuo.

The doctor was holding a portrait in his hand and frowned slightly.

"Silver eyes, a scar on your left eye, carrying a coffin, a boyish face with feminine features... You are the legendary demon hunter."

……

21. The God that our church believes in is the most tolerant God, but there are also targets that He hates in this world. That guy has a pair of silver eyes, which occasionally turn golden. There is a deep vertical scar on his left eye. His appearance is very popular with middle-aged and greasy perverted uncles. He calls himself a "demon hunter" and sometimes calls himself a "warrior of light", but you just remember that he is a demon hunter. Ah - this damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Kill him!

(End of this chapter)