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Chapter 542: How the Doctrine of a Great Church Was Corrupted

Cha Bai looked at the "Doctrine of Steel Soul" on the ground and swallowed his saliva.

The citizens stared at her like puppets.

"and many more……"

Cha Bai stood up suddenly, grabbed Li Nuo's clothes and equipment, and then rushed to the clinic where Li Nuo entered in the blink of an eye.

She pushed open the door, only to find the clinic empty.

Li Nuo and the sloppy doctor both disappeared.

The teammate panel showed that Li Nuo was still in the "Belia City-Kingdom", but the earring communicator could not contact him.

Cha Bai turned around and saw hundreds of citizens blocking the door, staring at her blankly.

The blue-haired girl stood at the front, opened her arms in a hugging gesture, and said with a smile: "Join us, huh?"

The fear in Cha Bai's blue eyes could not be suppressed.

Because this is simply the evil result caused by the "Mechanical Cult".

She glanced at the window behind her and jumped out.

Chabai, who fell to the ground along with the glass shards, ran quickly in the streets and contacted Maljie.

At this moment, she was wondering what those doctrines were and why she had never heard of them even though she lived with Maljie almost every day.

……

Of course, Cha Bai had never heard of those "doctrines".

Because in her timeline, these things appeared a month ago.

……

a month ago.

In the city of "Cairo World" that was plagued by chimera ants.

The handsome man who was summoned by Malger and left here became a policeman because of his good looks. Because he was really bored, he used some connections to build a church of the mechanical cult to make some extra money. (Extra 13)

then……

The handsome man and the psychotic evil god must discuss what to do next in order to develop the church in the funny world.

"Hmph...what on earth are we doing?"

"Master Evil God, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to ask me this?"

The handsome man looked around.

They were sitting on a bench in a city park, and Mr. Evil God, whose surname was Ma, was feeding the pigeons with a pile of bread mixed with laxatives.

From time to time, a beautiful young woman would stop by and look at them with the eyes of a hungry tiger.

Oh, by the way, it is worth mentioning that the two of them had just stolen two kilograms of bread from the orphanage not long ago.

"So... Lord Evil God, what are we doing?"

"Huh, aren't you organizing the doctrine?"

"You've been running this cult for so long, and you've never thought about the doctrine?"

"Have."

Malj suddenly became serious.

"Hunting demons."

"Be serious, my dear damned evil god."

"Hmph, hunting demons."

“Ha, hahaha… Shit…” The handsome man couldn’t stand this great evil god anymore: “We need someone to help us think of the doctrine.”

Maljie made an interstellar long-distance call to Li Nuo.

"It's very expensive!" Li Nuo answered the phone and was about to storm out: "You set up a 50-50 split for long-distance calls, forcing me to rob a bank!"

Maljie showed a disdainful expression to Li Nuo who was going crazy on the other side of the screen: "Poor bastard."

Seeing that the two were about to fight across the screen, the handsome man immediately snatched the phone.

"Long time no see, Mr. Witcher."

"Oh, it's you, pretty boy."

"As if you weren't."

"Hehe...thank you for the compliment."

The handsome man omitted all the complaints and simply explained what he and Maljie were going to do.

Simply put, the two of them were bored and wanted to spread the mechanical cult in the Cairo world and recruit some followers to reap the profits.

"It's just a pyramid scheme scam." Li Nuo likes to get to the point directly.

"Humph, no." Maljie argued: "Li Nuo, you see, the world of Cairo is actually very absurd, right? The people in this world live in chaos and they need guidance, so I want to use the teachings to bring them a better life. Humph, great."

Li Nuo knew he was talking nonsense, but thought that maybe he could make some extra money from Lao Ma's church, so he began to give them some advice.

Soon they compiled a large catalog of the first eleven doctrines.

The handsome man wrote these things based on the conversation between Li Nuo and Maljie.

Most of the mild content was written by the handsome man, and some of the strange content was added by Li Nuo and Maljie.

"And then there's Article 12..."

"and many more."

Li Nuo suddenly ran out from the other end of the phone.

Then he came back panting a short while later.

"Old Ma, Chabai just came back from the corridor. She said Nanami went to your place to look for gifts for her fans, but accidentally set the biogas pipe on fire."

"That woman!" Maljie was furious. "It's decided! Article 12: Poor women do not need protection. Just treat them as eunuchs."

Handsome man: "Well... Actually, after working as a gigolo for a few weeks, I still feel that..."

Maljie: "Mature women are king!"

Li Nuo: "Ah, then, Article 13, Prime Minister Cao is very insightful."

The handsome man wrote: "By the way, how many do you think we should write?"

Li Nuo: "Ten thousand."

Handsome man: "Are you a pervert?"

Malger: “Twenty.”

The handsome man wrote on the paper: "Article 14, the most important number in the world is 'twenty'."

Snapped.

Malj lit a cigarette.

Li Nuo said on the other end of the phone: "I remember you wanted to quit smoking, but you never succeeded, right? Doctor Xu has a prescription that you might be able to try."

"You know nothing." Maljie said, "Men's depression is uncontrollable. Only cigarette smoke can take away some of the troubles. By the way, Fifteen, although you must quit smoking, don't be in a hurry. We have twenty years."

Handsome man write it down.

"What about Article 16?"

"It's empty."

"why?"

Maljie said, "Because I went to college when I was sixteen."

Li Nuo: "Oh, going to college at the age of 16 won't change the situation that nurses now wear pants."

Maljie: "Article 17, women must wear miniskirts. It is the ultimate dream of men to make women all over the world become nurses wearing miniskirts."

The handsome man didn't refute and just wrote it casually. Anyway, he was used to Li Nuo and Maljie's nerves.

"In fact, if all nurses were succubi, they would take the initiative to put on miniskirts themselves."

"Eighteen, succubi should be mass-produced."

Li Nuo: "I stopped having this kind of dream after puberty..."

Maljie said: "But I still do it now, just in a different form. The best vision in my heart has become Sand Feather."

Handsome man: "Nineteenth, the name that gives people the most beautiful vision must be 'Sunaheda'."

Li Nuo: "Is it almost done?"

Handsome man: "Make it an even number, twenty."

Maljie: "Huh, I've already thought about it."

Ma Ge wrote on the paper: Twenty, doctors are sacred, especially proctologists.

After all twenty doctrines were written, the three men fell silent.

What are we doing?
What the hell did you write?
Does this stuff really make sense?
Li Nuo: "By the way, who paid for my phone bill?"

Handsome man: "Are you so poor? Don't you have any rich friends?"

So Li Nuo called Soran.

"Fuck your ancestors! So the purpose of my existence is to give you money, right? Rich people don't make their money from the wind!"

Soran came up and started cursing.

The handsome man agreed: "You're right...it's not easy for rich people to make money."

Soran pushed up his glasses and said, "My money can be produced in the blink of an eye."

The handsome man thought they were seriously ill.

"Captain Ma, what are you talking about?" Soran saw the cult's teachings from the other side of the screen.

Malj gave him a look.

Soran was silent for a few seconds, then nodded: "Reliable."

The handsome man felt that something must be wrong in the life of this big brother wearing glasses.

But Li Nuo suddenly became serious: "Tell me in detail." Maljie's eyes also changed, because they both knew how shrewd Soran was.

Soran said, "Your first eleven points are very detailed, especially the last few. If I were a person who was sent to deal with danger, I would treasure these teachings very much, but these eleven points are just a prelude."

The first one to suddenly realize was Li Nuo: "I see...it's indeed reliable!"

Maljie might understand a little bit.

The handsome man looked confused.

Soran continued, "From Article 12 to Article 20, a lot of the content is incomprehensible, especially Article 16, which is left blank. It's simply perfect... Let me give you an example. When archaeologists discovered detailed historical documents, everyone thought that the following documents would also be as detailed, but suddenly the situation changed."

Li Nuo continued, "The following documents are confusing, and the sixteenth article that is left blank in the middle will be considered a puzzle lost in the long river of history."

Maljie nodded slightly: "This has aroused everyone's curiosity... What does it mean?"

Soran: "That's right. The teachings don't have to be completely detailed, but they must be mysterious enough to make people feel confused and want to explore. With this as a benchmark, the image of a mysterious 'God' can jump into our minds."

The handsome man thought to himself: What on earth am I listening to?
Soran added: "There is still one thing missing."

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Li Nuo: "I know how it spreads."

"Yes." Soran deliberately took a sip of red wine and said, "The way your church spreads its message is nothing more than Captain Ma summoning mechanical life forms to make trouble in various worlds, and then spreading the name. But be careful, if you don't summon them, how should their work efficiency and subjective initiative be allocated to maximize the overdraft of the employees' physical, mental and mental strength."

Malger recalled the problems left after summoning mechanical life forms in the past, and said, "Sometimes after I summoned the believers, I canceled the summons, and some of them would stay in those worlds and not return."

Some mechanical life forms are very curious. When they are summoned, they will run to shops or streets to play around, resulting in them being left in other worlds.

"Then we should set a goal for them." Li Nuo said, "It should be a goal that they should follow throughout their lives. Propaganda for the church is definitely not an option. Those idiots will only make the situation worse."

They looked at the handsome man, who shook his head: "Don't look at me, I have lost the memory of a mechanical life form."

Soran stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "Mechanical life forms are inherently warlike creatures. If the goal is to kill..."

Li Nuo suddenly realized: "Yes, Maljie is the leader of the evil god, but he has a mortal enemy, which makes the believers nervous and makes them supplement the story of the church themselves, just like the "Certain Scripture".

Soran nodded: "Yes, it can also stimulate their enthusiasm for work, form a sense of competition, and finally complete the prototype of an internal horse racing model (involution), gradually becoming stronger."

A homeless man came over and spat at them in disgust.

"The way they spread will be determined by their targets, and eventually they will form a growth model that they themselves imagine." Malger nodded and said, "Then let them kill the damn demon hunter."

Li Nuo: “Why?”

Soran: "Captain Ma's opinion is reasonable. No matter how much they grow, they can't beat you, Li Nuo. Moreover, their target is fixed on you. The development of mechanical life forms is bound to surround you."

What this means is that if other goals are set, it is inevitable that there will be a few traitors among the group of mechanical life forms.

So Malger asked the handsome man to write: "Twenty-one, the God our church believes in is the most tolerant God, but there are also targets in this world that He hates. That guy has a pair of silver eyes, which occasionally turn golden. There is a deep vertical scar on his left eye. His appearance is very popular with greasy and perverted middle-aged uncles. He calls himself a demon hunter, and sometimes he calls himself a warrior of light, but you just need to remember that he is a demon hunter."

"The emotion is not strong enough." Soran added: "Ah - this damned demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Kill him!"

Li Nuo felt that Soran was speaking from his heart.

After the handsome man finished writing, he felt terrible: So I have been PUA’d by these things...

Malger: "My followers may have misdirected their target. Even the cockroaches on the street may become demon hunters in their eyes."

"Easy." Li Nuo shrugged. "I'll draw a self-portrait, and you print 10,000 copies and distribute them to your followers."

The reason why photographs are not used is that portraits are more mystical.

So far, the three conspirators were satisfied.

"Well... I have a question." The handsome man asked, "It took so long for our church to have a doctrine. Is it possible that it is meaningless?"

Maljie: “I have been in the religion for just over a year.”

handsome man:"?"

Li Nuo: "Your evil god is only in his early twenties, more than ten thousand years younger than you."

The handsome man looked at Li Nuo and Soren on the screen, then looked at Maljie, and then he slapped his forehead: "I want to quit the church..."

Later, Malger asked some mechanical life forms to take away the compiled "Doctrine" and the portrait of Lino. Because the summoned mechanical life forms came from different timelines, in the world of "NieR: Automata", in every era there will be some mechanical life form believers holding "Doctrine" and the portrait of the Demon Hunter.

Therefore, those mechanical life forms that were summoned and returned safely were considered to be blessed by the leader as long as they held the above-mentioned things.

They began to study the Doctrine and rewrite some of the content that they did not understand.

Gradually, it became the "Bible" of the cult.

Time flies.

In a certain timeline, a small robot was lost in a prison.

It holds the guitar made by its mother, and calls on the leader day after day to take it away from this terrifying world full of blood.

until one day……

……

The headquarters of the Church of Steel Soul, the city-state of Belia.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the auditorium bell will ring.

The sound of the bell crossed the bustling city and reached a small, simply decorated church on top of the church center guarding the northern region of the country.

Inside the church, a thin old man in a white robe stood in front of the altar. His weathered and wise blue-gray eyes were looking at a stone book in front of the altar.

As the guide watch in the old man's hand flashed, lines of text appeared on the stone book that only he could see.

"Five hundred years ago, the goddess of Tanggula Mountain opened a passage to hell. The terrifying magic power swept across the globe, and the world changed dramatically."

"Along with that energy, there also appeared a little mechanical man holding a guitar."

"One hundred and fifty years ago, a boy who had suffered a lot met the little robot. The boy learned the story of the evil god leader from the robot. Encouraged by the teachings of the evil god, he felt hope in life and founded a mercenary group called "Evil Demons."

"Later, the boy changed his name to Demon and prepared to conquer the world."

"In the following decades, the demonic army trampled the country's soil and continued to burn lives in the flames of war."

"Until seventy years ago, the goddess of Tanggula Mountain selected several brave men, who defeated and sealed the evil demon sixty years ago."

The old man closed his eyes and erased the words on the stone book.

A middle-aged man in a black robe walked slowly into the prayer room which was simply and solemnly decorated.

"The minions of the evil master have arrived at the perfect time."

Even without looking, the old man knew that the people coming were the demons created by the evil spirit.

"The goddess of Tanggula Mountain has disappeared. We plan to awaken the 'evil demon' before she returns."

"You want me to pay you?"

The old man turned around. His name was Winston. He was the king of the "Belia City State", the pope of the "Soul of Steel Church", and the richest man in the Blue Sea State forty years ago.

Standing opposite Pope Winston is the "evil's minion" with a white face and black pupils, who is officially regarded as a dangerous monster and a demon.

Pope Winston also has another unknown identity. He was the supplier behind the evil camp sixty years ago.

"I'm sorry, but I used all my money for research."

"Study that 'doctrine'?... Haha, the evil demon abandoned the doctrine before he was sealed. The doctrine is just something made by a bunch of liars."

Winston shook his head. He had been using the country's resources to study the doctrine over the years, and the more he studied, the more unfathomable it seemed to him.

"The missing 'Sixteenth Item', as well as the irregularities and absurdities starting from the 'Eleventh Item', all hide big secrets."

On the altar, which is as white as clouds, there is a golden cup, which contains a little holy and warm light. The light is not dazzling, just like the kindness of God, illuminating a painting on the stone wall.

In the stone painting, a strange little man that looked like a trash can handed a book and a painting to a young man.

The young man in the painting was the evil demon from that year.

"But you came at the right time. I found the witcher in the portrait."

"Hey, you are not..." The evil demon's minions were suddenly startled: "You want to summon the legendary evil god?"

Winston did not answer directly, but recalled a story recorded in the doctrine.

"The robot that gave the teachings to the evil master left a message. If the evil master and the demon hunter appear together, it will bring about a vortex of fate that will change the direction of the entire world."

Winston clenched his fists, and his kind face suddenly became ferocious.

"I have found a way to summon the evil god. Next, I will use the demon hunter to attract the evil god to appear, and then use the method of capturing monsters... to make the evil god a gift for the resurrection of 'Evil Lord'!"

"Mad man, I shouldn't have come to you."

Winston was the only one left in the simple chapel, the evil spirit's minions had left.

The old Pope raised his head, knelt down loyally to the young demon in the mural, and prayed devoutly.

"My Lord... the purpose of my founding this country has been fulfilled."

The time has come.

The demon hunter must be sacrificed.

The evil god is coming.

……

Maljie was peeing on the side of the road, and he was wondering how those lunatics could regard him as a faith.

After peeing, he licked his paws, then twisted his butt to the corner of the alley to find Chabai.

"Maljie, do you smell Li Nuo?"

Malger shook his head in amusement.

"Woof (My followers should have already figured out how to restrain the demon hunter, so we definitely won't be able to find him)~"

Cha Bai's lovely eyes, like those of an elk, were full of sorrow.

Then, she came up with a good idea: "Then let's destroy this country together."

Malger was stunned for a moment.

"Wang?"

……

At this moment, in the national prison ten kilometers away, Li Nuo was leaning against a moss-covered brick wall and sitting on a pile of grass where insects were running around.

He stared with dead fish eyes, looking unhappy.

"I will destroy the mechanical cult sooner or later."

(End of this chapter)