Douluo: What if Bibi Dong has a problem?

Chapter 153 Gululu

The cafeteria aunt looked at Yu Xiaogang and was dumbfounded. Even if it was free, you couldn't eat it this way. Half of the good meat dishes were served. Even if the dean brought someone here, he wouldn't be so shameless.

"No, this, that." The aunt in the cafeteria looked at Master Yu Xiaogang and his disciples who were leaving, and her face collapsed. She was taught a lesson by the diners for the first time in three years since she came to the cafeteria.

Yu Xiaogang, who had chosen a good seat, put down his dinner plate and felt extremely happy looking at the delicious food in front of him.

"The craftsmanship in this cafeteria is pretty good, Mistress, bring whatever plate you want to eat to you." Yu Xiaogang said to Tang San kindly, then put the big carp and pig's trotters in front of him and started eating.

Tang San hesitated for a moment, took a plate of pig's trotters and put it in front of him and took a bite. The chewy texture and the right sauce aroma made Tang San feel sour in his heart. It was the first time in six years since he came to this world that he had tasted such delicious food.

If you think about it carefully, what kind of life has he lived in the past six years?

"This shrimp is quite big, but it's not as fresh as the ones I've eaten before." Yu Xiaogang was not like Tang San. He would find faults while eating.

"The beef brisket was stewed at a lower temperature, and the fishy smell of the carp was not removed. After all, this is a canteen, so we can't ask for too much."

He used to be a direct descendant of the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex clan, and his material treatment was definitely top-notch in the mainland, and he never enjoyed any good things.

Of course, half of his pretentiousness was to show off to Tang San. He had already seen that Tang San was determined not to give up on the Spirit Hall.

Although the Tang family definitely cannot join the Wuhun Palace, in addition to the Wuhun Palace, there are also Tiandou royal family and other forces to choose from.

In order to avoid Tang San's half-heartedness, he had to create a new persona in front of Tang San. It was not enough to be a master of theory, he also had to weave a coat of his glorious past.

Behind Yu Xiaogang, Director Su and the others looked at Yu Xiaogang's behavior with obvious unswerving expressions. They simply took a few dishes to eat together, and another person went to get a bowl of soy milk, a tea egg and two sliced ​​​​beans. Good churros.

"Sit there." I don't know if it was due to psychological reasons, but Director Su, who was at the front, took the other two teachers to the table closest to the stairs.

Listening to Yu Xiaogang's critical voice in the distance, Director Su did not intend to save face for Yu Xiaogang, and ignored the criticism of Yu Xiaogang by the two young teachers opposite.

He would even interject a few words about Yu Xiaogang's fart past, but because he was having a meal, he said it more cryptically.

The two young teachers opposite were both male and did not mind the problem of appetite. When Director Su said that Yu Xiaogang never came to the cafeteria before because he farted and blew up the cafeteria, his eyes widened with curiosity.

"No, Director Su, how much can one person release? It won't be that serious, right?" A teacher looked at the area of ​​the cafeteria and then at Yu Xiaogang's body to see how powerful the gas could be even if it was fully charged.

"I can only say this is true. The cafeteria was renovated and rebuilt after that incident." Director Su nodded, looking at Yu Xiaogang from time to time, and eating faster than usual.

Forget it, for the sake of peace of mind, he had better finish eating and leave the cafeteria early. He was still somewhat psychologically affected by eating in the same place as Yu Xiaogang.

In the Xuantian Baolu Hidden Weapon chapter of Tang San's training, there is a part specifically for training the ears - identifying the position by listening to sounds. Director Su could hear Yu Xiaogang's loud voice, and naturally he could also hear the low-pitched conversations of Director Su and the three of them.

The teacher actually has such a past? !Tang San tensed his face, covering up the disbelief in his heart.

But considering that Yu Xiaogang's third soul skill to kill the Mandala Snake was essentially farting, it makes sense that the teacher's fart problem came from martial arts.

Wait, Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang who was eating Haisai in front of him, and then thought about the powerful laxative with unknown specific effects and Yu Xiaogang's farting constitution, he couldn't help but turn pale, and an ominous premonition emerged in his heart.

"Well, could it be that you caught a cold last night?" Yu Xiaogang, who was happily stuffing collagen into his mouth, frowned. He suddenly felt a tingling sensation in his stomach.

Tang San, who had been paying attention to the teacher, felt guilty and subconsciously asked, "Teacher, are you okay?"

"Oh, it's okay." Yu Xiaogang was very impressed by his apprentice's concern, and subconsciously straightened his waist and patted his chest to express that he was in great health.

"Xiao San, please remember, although the soul power can only strengthen the physical fitness, but when it reaches the soul master stage, even if it is not possessed by a martial soul, it is far superior to ordinary people."

"I can't say that I have reached a state where I am not afraid of cold and heat, but my usual minor ailments have basically been eliminated, which is even more obvious for me as a beast martial soul master."

Yu Xiaogang patted his thick arms proudly. The fat fat rolled in waves, but the thick muscles inside could also be seen.

The disappearance of Luo Sanpao was not without benefits for him. At least Yu Xiaogang could not enjoy the increase in physical fitness of the beast spirit again.

Coupled with the fact that he usually eats and drinks well to increase his tonnage, Yu Xiaogang is really not bad in terms of strength, otherwise he would not be able to build a heavy five-tooth nail rake.As he spoke, Yu Xiaogang felt the tingling pain in his stomach disappear, and patted his belly proudly, "Mistress, it's just a small matter. Let's continue eating. You should eat more and grow more meat. Look at the yellow skin. Those who are lean must take supplements."

Is it possible that because the teacher is a beast martial soul soul master, the effect of laxatives on him is greatly reduced?Tang San was also puzzled, but the dishes in front of him were indeed delicious, and Tang San gradually relaxed his stomach.

As he practices Xuantian Kung Fu, he doesn't care about the so-called overeating. Increasing the amount of training will actually help him practice Xuantian Baolu.

Gollum!
Hearing some familiar sounds in his stomach, Yu Xiaogang didn't care. Eating, getting angry and farting was completely a natural instinct of the body. As long as the threshold was not exceeded, it was completely fine.

And after all these years, his stomach capacity is not only comparable to Luo Sanpao's, but it has at least the capacity of three cannons. According to past experience, he still has more than one cannon, which will at least be filled tomorrow.

Gululu, Gululu!
Yu Xiaogang, who continued to stuff his mouth with beef brisket, turned his attention to the second carp. It seemed that he had a good appetite this morning. Xiao San couldn't eat too much at first glance, so there was no need to save this carp for him.

Gulu, Gulu, Gulu!

"Huh?" Yu Xiaogang felt puzzled as he touched his stomach, which was vibrating like a blender. Even if his stomach was fine this morning, it wouldn't be like this?

Opposite Yu Xiaogang, Tang San was even more frightened when he heard the growling sound of Yu Xiaogang's stomach, but he didn't dare to show any abnormality on the surface.

I can only use the opportunity to persuade with a concerned tone, "Teacher, I hear that your stomach and intestines seem to be uncomfortable. How about you go to the toilet and squat for a while?"

Yu Xiaogang, who had already felt unknown changes in his stomach and intestines, also had this plan, but looked at his apprentice Tang San in front of him and gave up the idea.

Good guy, he just finished bragging about being a Soul Lord and no longer bothered by colds, digestion and other minor problems. Then he went to the toilet to squat, so the persona he worked so hard to build collapsed again. ?

"It's okay, mistress." Yu Xiaogang straightened his face and said calmly, "This is normal for me. It's because my martial soul is accelerating the digestion of food. The grunting sound you hear is the sound of my unique rapid digestion method."

"Is that so, teacher?" Tang San looked at the teacher's simple and uncertain expression and fell into confusion again. Was he really overthinking?

That's not bad, Tang San reacted and was secretly happy. If Yu Xiaogang was resistant to laxatives, then he wouldn't have any psychological burden on the remaining two packs.

Even thinking further, if there is a similar task in the future, he won't have to hesitate and just treat Yu Xiaogang as a point-grabbing tool.

The fact was exactly what Tang San expected, Yu Xiaogang just had some rumbling in his stomach, and nothing happened during the following lunch and dinner.

Yu Xiaogang also found a toilet at night to drain out half of the gas normally. When he came back safely, Tang San was completely relieved and poured in the blue powder again in the early morning of the next day.

During the day, Yu Xiaogang's stomach still kept rumbling. At night, he went to the toilet and said, "It's strange. He seems to be a lot more watery than before."

Yu Xiaogang, who felt that his stomach and intestines were indeed different from before, planned to go to the school doctor at noon tomorrow to have a check-up. After all, Soul Lord should not have any obvious minor problems.

In the early morning of the third day, Tang San put red powder into Yu Xiaogang's cup, and his face was filled with joy when he saw the points received.

His task of rescuing the beggars has been completed, and he even discovered the bug due to his quick thinking. All he had to do was throw a cloth bag containing ten copper soul coins into the beggar's bowl and it would count as a head.

But if he gets the bag back next, it won't affect the original number of people, but he can't repeat a beggar brush. And being good at hidden weapons, he quickly thought of the most efficient way.

Tang San found a long rope, tied the bag, and then used a precise hidden weapon technique to throw it into the beggar's bowl. Then he used another hidden weapon technique and shook the rope, and the bag returned to his hand.

In this round and round cycle, you only need to throw a hundred bowls to easily complete the task. The time and effort required are very short and cost-effective. It only takes half an hour. What's even better is that those beggars can't see clearly the face of Tang San flying over the eaves and walking over the wall. .

After receiving 100 points, Tang San immediately redeemed the primary spirit improvement potion. After taking it, it was almost the same as the spirit power enhancement potion. It tasted good and felt very comfortable, but the amount was too small.

Finally, Tang San compared the difference between Bluesilver Grass before and after, and felt that the toughness had indeed improved, almost 10%, which was not satisfactory.

After all, this is Bluesilver Grass enhanced by the Mandala Snake Spirit. Compared with the first version of Bluesilver Grass, the improvement is about 50%.

The original bluesilver grass was just a weed, not to mention ordinary adults, even children of the same age didn't take it seriously. However, after being strengthened by the Mandala Snake, the toughness of the bluesilver grass is five times that of the original.

Not to mention binding adults, it also has a good binding effect on war spirit masters of the same level.

(End of this chapter)