Crazy, my blind date kidnapped me to get the certificate
Chapter 424 Prank (please vote for recommendation)
Chapter 424 Prank (please vote for recommendation)
"Old Lu, old Lu..."
Before Luo Ziqian's people arrived, the voice had already arrived.
He walked in front, followed by Wang Junjie, Zhao Haifeng and Miao Ziyi.
The four of them all looked happy, obviously they had been having a lot of fun recently and were very happy.
Through the face-to-face consultation, Lu Ming could tell at once that these people had been squeezed too hard recently. Although their faces looked rosy on the surface, they were actually a little damaged on their bodies.
"Hey, what brought you here? You haven't seen anyone in recent days."
Lu Ming joked as the first thing he said when he saw them.
The four of them felt guilty, knowing that they were in the wrong, and they had indeed not gone this way recently.
"Well, I'm a little busy. I'm on a business trip! I'm working!" Zhao Haifeng quickly made an excuse.
"Yes, yes, I am also in the group and have something to deal with!"
"Yeah, I'm still a worker. I have to go to work, from nine to five!"
Wang Junjie and Luo Ziqian also have excuses to go to work.
But Miao Ziyi was a second-generation rich man without a job... He was left speechless and didn't know what to say.
"Uh, um... I'm busy..."
Anyway, my excuse is that I am busy, busy, busy with work, so I haven’t been to the courtyard recently.
The four of them hesitated to cover up, but Lu Ming exposed them without mercy.
"Still busy at work? Busy at work? Why do I feel like I'm busy having fun and picking up girls??"
"Ah?!" Upon hearing this, Wang Junjie knew that Lu Ming knew something, and quickly asked: "Who did Mr. Lu hear this from?! My father?"
Last time they were talking about camping, it seemed that his father Wang Weimin heard it and scolded him, so he immediately thought of Wang Weimin.
Lu Ming glanced at them and curled his lips: "Who should I listen to?! It's all shown on your faces."
Luo Ziqian didn't believe it when he heard it: "Lao Lu, don't deceive people! What's on our faces? Some of us have been busy with work recently and are too tired to have dark circles."
He felt that since Lu Ming didn't listen to anyone's informant, he must not know about their recent affairs, and maybe he was deceiving them!I quickly established my confidence to be busy with work again.
"Pretend, pretend it for me! I'll tell you what's on your face, in four words.
Too much sex!
Have you been playing less recently? ?Do you feel mentally exhausted and exhausted now? "
As soon as Lu Ming said these words.
Luo Ziqian, Zhao Haifeng, Wang Junjie, and Miao Ziyi suddenly widened their eyes. It was obvious that Lu Ming was right.
"Uh, haha... Is Chinese medicine so magical? Can you see it on your face right away?"
Luo Ziqian scratched his head, feeling very embarrassed. One second he thought Lu Ming was deceiving them and was trying hard to maintain his busy work persona. The next second he even pointed out the symptoms after the incident.
This time, the evidence for being caught can be considered conclusive.
The four of them were all embarrassed. Their excuses were exposed. Lu Ming found out that they had been busy picking up girls recently and had not come to the courtyard.
Look at them like this.
Lu Ming couldn't help but have a bit of a bad taste, frowned pretendingly, and sighed.
"That's not okay!"
This immediately caught their attention: "What's wrong?"
Lu Ming then said in a heavy admonishing tone.
"Your bodies have already been damaged, and this will have serious consequences!"
"Fuck! No, it's so serious!?"
Miao Ziyi was frightened and said it outright. As a rich second-generation playboy, if he really followed what Lu Ming said, he would become seriously ill!
The other three were also very frightened and had no choice but to play and make trouble. "I go!!"
"No, no, no, we can't do this again!"
"..."
The most important thing for a man is that aspect. The length of time has to be debated. He cannot lose to others easily, let alone if it is no longer possible? !Do you still have the nerve to be a man?
Lu Ming was a miracle doctor in their eyes, and they didn't dare to believe what he said.
"Lao Lu, you should have something to do, right?
Can you help us prescribe some medicine to treat our condition?We haven’t even married yet!
......"
After Luo Ziqian was frightened, he cried and begged Lu Ming to help them prescribe medicine.
After several other people reacted, they quickly agreed and begged.
"Yes, Mr. Lu! Help us!"
"We don't dare to play like this anymore!"
Normally, they wouldn't dare ask Lu Ming for anything, but now that Luo Ziqian is taking the lead, and it concerns their younger brother, they are willing to go all out.
"Oh? I have some ideas. I can prescribe a prescription to make up for your physical deficiencies."
After hearing what Lu Ming said, the four of them looked happy, but then they heard Lu Ming say again.
"But you ran away to play for a few days without telling me or coming to me. After playing, you still asked me to help you. Why should I help you?"
The expressions of the four people immediately turned pale again.
"Lao Lu, this is a single men's event! You are already married, so it's hard for us to tell you! And you see, we didn't come to see you immediately after we came back!"
Luo Ziqian began to analyze with Lu Ming rationally. After his sophistry, it sounded like he was really thinking about Lu Ming and for Lu Ming's sake.
But Lu Ming listened to his words and nodded, but remained unmoved and made no expression.
Luo Ziqian simply stopped talking. Everyone including Lu Ming thought that he had no choice but to give up.
I saw him take a deep breath.
Then he suddenly rushed towards Lu Ming: "Dad! My Daddy Lu!
Help me, help me!Save your children and grandchildren!
...! "
This is not giving up!This is Luo Ziqian’s big move!Zhao Haifeng, Wang Junjie, Miao Ziyi and others on the side all opened their mouths and were stunned...
Can it still be like this? ? ?But they seem to be unable to imitate it...
It's not that they don't want to scream, but they are not qualified to do so.Luo Ziqian was a brother who came from the dormitory. It was normal for him to call him daddy, but it would be weird for them to call him daddy.
Lu Ming didn't expect Luo Ziqian to be so rogue.
In order to get rid of him and prevent him from making trouble, I could only quickly agree to write them a prescription: "Get up!
I don’t have an unfilial son like you! I’ll write to you right away, get out of here. "
Luo Ziqian then stood up with his playful smile restored, and then hurriedly ran to get pen and paper.
After Lu Ming wrote down the words, the four of them didn't stop for a moment. They hurriedly said goodbye to Lu Ming and ran to pack medicine.
"Aren't they here? Where are the people?"
Just as the four of them left, Lin Wan also came back from the kitchen.
"They just..." Lu Ming smiled and told Lin Wan about the prank they had just played.
"Hahaha...you are so bad!" Lin Wan couldn't stop laughing after hearing this.
"Then the recipe you wrote for them??"
Lu Ming shrugged and waved his hand: "They can recover after a few days of rest. The prescription is just an ordinary health soup..."
(End of this chapter)
"Old Lu, old Lu..."
Before Luo Ziqian's people arrived, the voice had already arrived.
He walked in front, followed by Wang Junjie, Zhao Haifeng and Miao Ziyi.
The four of them all looked happy, obviously they had been having a lot of fun recently and were very happy.
Through the face-to-face consultation, Lu Ming could tell at once that these people had been squeezed too hard recently. Although their faces looked rosy on the surface, they were actually a little damaged on their bodies.
"Hey, what brought you here? You haven't seen anyone in recent days."
Lu Ming joked as the first thing he said when he saw them.
The four of them felt guilty, knowing that they were in the wrong, and they had indeed not gone this way recently.
"Well, I'm a little busy. I'm on a business trip! I'm working!" Zhao Haifeng quickly made an excuse.
"Yes, yes, I am also in the group and have something to deal with!"
"Yeah, I'm still a worker. I have to go to work, from nine to five!"
Wang Junjie and Luo Ziqian also have excuses to go to work.
But Miao Ziyi was a second-generation rich man without a job... He was left speechless and didn't know what to say.
"Uh, um... I'm busy..."
Anyway, my excuse is that I am busy, busy, busy with work, so I haven’t been to the courtyard recently.
The four of them hesitated to cover up, but Lu Ming exposed them without mercy.
"Still busy at work? Busy at work? Why do I feel like I'm busy having fun and picking up girls??"
"Ah?!" Upon hearing this, Wang Junjie knew that Lu Ming knew something, and quickly asked: "Who did Mr. Lu hear this from?! My father?"
Last time they were talking about camping, it seemed that his father Wang Weimin heard it and scolded him, so he immediately thought of Wang Weimin.
Lu Ming glanced at them and curled his lips: "Who should I listen to?! It's all shown on your faces."
Luo Ziqian didn't believe it when he heard it: "Lao Lu, don't deceive people! What's on our faces? Some of us have been busy with work recently and are too tired to have dark circles."
He felt that since Lu Ming didn't listen to anyone's informant, he must not know about their recent affairs, and maybe he was deceiving them!I quickly established my confidence to be busy with work again.
"Pretend, pretend it for me! I'll tell you what's on your face, in four words.
Too much sex!
Have you been playing less recently? ?Do you feel mentally exhausted and exhausted now? "
As soon as Lu Ming said these words.
Luo Ziqian, Zhao Haifeng, Wang Junjie, and Miao Ziyi suddenly widened their eyes. It was obvious that Lu Ming was right.
"Uh, haha... Is Chinese medicine so magical? Can you see it on your face right away?"
Luo Ziqian scratched his head, feeling very embarrassed. One second he thought Lu Ming was deceiving them and was trying hard to maintain his busy work persona. The next second he even pointed out the symptoms after the incident.
This time, the evidence for being caught can be considered conclusive.
The four of them were all embarrassed. Their excuses were exposed. Lu Ming found out that they had been busy picking up girls recently and had not come to the courtyard.
Look at them like this.
Lu Ming couldn't help but have a bit of a bad taste, frowned pretendingly, and sighed.
"That's not okay!"
This immediately caught their attention: "What's wrong?"
Lu Ming then said in a heavy admonishing tone.
"Your bodies have already been damaged, and this will have serious consequences!"
"Fuck! No, it's so serious!?"
Miao Ziyi was frightened and said it outright. As a rich second-generation playboy, if he really followed what Lu Ming said, he would become seriously ill!
The other three were also very frightened and had no choice but to play and make trouble. "I go!!"
"No, no, no, we can't do this again!"
"..."
The most important thing for a man is that aspect. The length of time has to be debated. He cannot lose to others easily, let alone if it is no longer possible? !Do you still have the nerve to be a man?
Lu Ming was a miracle doctor in their eyes, and they didn't dare to believe what he said.
"Lao Lu, you should have something to do, right?
Can you help us prescribe some medicine to treat our condition?We haven’t even married yet!
......"
After Luo Ziqian was frightened, he cried and begged Lu Ming to help them prescribe medicine.
After several other people reacted, they quickly agreed and begged.
"Yes, Mr. Lu! Help us!"
"We don't dare to play like this anymore!"
Normally, they wouldn't dare ask Lu Ming for anything, but now that Luo Ziqian is taking the lead, and it concerns their younger brother, they are willing to go all out.
"Oh? I have some ideas. I can prescribe a prescription to make up for your physical deficiencies."
After hearing what Lu Ming said, the four of them looked happy, but then they heard Lu Ming say again.
"But you ran away to play for a few days without telling me or coming to me. After playing, you still asked me to help you. Why should I help you?"
The expressions of the four people immediately turned pale again.
"Lao Lu, this is a single men's event! You are already married, so it's hard for us to tell you! And you see, we didn't come to see you immediately after we came back!"
Luo Ziqian began to analyze with Lu Ming rationally. After his sophistry, it sounded like he was really thinking about Lu Ming and for Lu Ming's sake.
But Lu Ming listened to his words and nodded, but remained unmoved and made no expression.
Luo Ziqian simply stopped talking. Everyone including Lu Ming thought that he had no choice but to give up.
I saw him take a deep breath.
Then he suddenly rushed towards Lu Ming: "Dad! My Daddy Lu!
Help me, help me!Save your children and grandchildren!
...! "
This is not giving up!This is Luo Ziqian’s big move!Zhao Haifeng, Wang Junjie, Miao Ziyi and others on the side all opened their mouths and were stunned...
Can it still be like this? ? ?But they seem to be unable to imitate it...
It's not that they don't want to scream, but they are not qualified to do so.Luo Ziqian was a brother who came from the dormitory. It was normal for him to call him daddy, but it would be weird for them to call him daddy.
Lu Ming didn't expect Luo Ziqian to be so rogue.
In order to get rid of him and prevent him from making trouble, I could only quickly agree to write them a prescription: "Get up!
I don’t have an unfilial son like you! I’ll write to you right away, get out of here. "
Luo Ziqian then stood up with his playful smile restored, and then hurriedly ran to get pen and paper.
After Lu Ming wrote down the words, the four of them didn't stop for a moment. They hurriedly said goodbye to Lu Ming and ran to pack medicine.
"Aren't they here? Where are the people?"
Just as the four of them left, Lin Wan also came back from the kitchen.
"They just..." Lu Ming smiled and told Lin Wan about the prank they had just played.
"Hahaha...you are so bad!" Lin Wan couldn't stop laughing after hearing this.
"Then the recipe you wrote for them??"
Lu Ming shrugged and waved his hand: "They can recover after a few days of rest. The prescription is just an ordinary health soup..."
(End of this chapter)
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