This witch calls me daddy

Chapter 1 The Witch Arrives
Lu Ye sat in the inquiry room and looked at the female police officer opposite with a sincere expression.

"Comrade policeman, please listen to my explanation. If you suddenly meet a little girl and drags you and calls you daddy, will you be confused?"

Policewoman: "Confused."

Lu Ye: "Besides, not only is she so beautiful that she looks fake, she also said she can do magic and fly on a broom. Are you afraid of her?"

Policewoman: "Afraid."

Lu Ye: "And she also said, Dad, I'm here to change you! To save the world! ... Do you think this is nonsense?"

Policewoman: "It's really nonsense."

Lu Ye: "That's right! I tried to stabilize this little brat and wanted to take it to the police station and hand it over to you, but... she grew up!"

Policewoman: "Grown up?"

Lu Ye: "Grown up."

Policewoman: "How old?"

Lu Ye: "As old as 18 years old."

Policewoman: "..."

Lu Ye: "Really! My son lied! She grew from this tall (compare her chest) to this tall (compare her eyebrows) all at once! Phew! She grew up."

Policewoman: "Okay, I understand. Go get a urine test. I now suspect that you are not only abducting children, but also inhaling them."

Lu Ye: "..."

Seeing the policewoman walking away with her notebook under her arm, Lu Ye was dumbfounded and slumped down on his chair.

That's it!

Is there anything more outrageous than this?

……

Lu Ye, a graduate of a certain film and television school, is a two-dimensional nerd. He doesn’t have any hobbies at ordinary times, so he just plays cosplay, makes appointments for private shoots, and occasionally makes guest appearances as a cross-dressing boss.

The biggest ideal is to be an animation director, make a few paper figurine wives with my own hands, and live a happy life without thinking about 3D.

But the most outrageous animation scripts he had ever seen were not as outrageous as what he encountered today. It was so outrageous that not only did he have to reshape his outlook on life, but he even had to rewrite his family's household registration book.

Because today, he picked up a daughter.

This matter started when he went to be a cosplayer and participated in a comic exhibition in the afternoon.

……

It was originally a fun trip for otakus, watching otakus dancing around, wandering around and looking for a cool cosplayer, but unexpectedly, I bumped into Aniya!
Not as young as Aniya, she is a seven or eight-year-old little loli, wearing a black gauze skirt and black gauze hat, as fair and fair as a porcelain doll.

Seeing the little girl walking alone, Lu Ye's first reaction was: Someone's child is lost.

Lu Ye: "Kid, where are your parents?"

Little girl: "Dad."

Lu Ye: "?"

Little girl: "You are my father."

Lu Ye: "Huh?"

Little girl: "You don't know me, but I know you. You are my daddy."

The cosplayers who were accompanying him were laughing so hard that they were trembling with laughter, while Lu Ye was so frightened that he was terrified.

What kind of fairy dance is this?
I’ve never seen this routine before!

He looked around vigilantly, but did not find the naughty aunt or the burly man, but Lu Ye still walked around vigilantly.

"You, don't scream! I'm a single virgin and I don't have a partner. How can I have such a big girl like you? If you really can't find your parents, I can help you fight the monsters. But if you still pester me, I will Call the police!”

The little girl said "Oh" and didn't panic, nor did she leave, but she didn't continue to chase Baba.

But then, no matter where Lu Ye went, the little girl followed him not far or near, making his eyelids twitch wildly and his mind uneasy.

He was watching the exhibition, and the doll was looming among the crowd.

While he was eating, the little girl lay at the next table and stared intently.

Even when he goes to the toilet to squat, he can see white socks and black leather shoes wandering outside the crack of the door!

This must be a poison!
After one day of filming, Lu Ye was really down to his standards. The film he shot was so skewed that the cosplayer rolled his eyes.

"I said, little brother, didn't we agree that we would shoot the makeup for the exterior scenes first, and then the close-ups indoors? Why do you only shoot the legs? Occasionally, you also shoot the head."

TouTouTou!I'll give you a slap on the head!

I don't shoot anymore!
Lu Ye was irritable and walked toward the little girl angrily.

The man was folding his arms and leaning on the waiting manikin, staring at him blatantly, not caring at all that the guns and cannons all around him were pointing at him.

Wearing a black gauze princess dress and having red lips and white teeth, she could easily be mistaken for the same type of girl when she appeared at a comic show.

Lu Ye was very angry when he saw this. You are so high-profile, do you have a tailback attitude?
"Kid, if you follow me honestly, what are you going to do?"

Little girl: "I just want to see you."

Lu Ye: "Ha! Am I good-looking?"

Little girl: "It's hard to explain in words."

Lu Ye: "..." There was a photographer nearby who thought Lu Ye was in the way: "Hey buddy, what are you doing! Give way!"

"What am I doing? I still want to ask her what she wants to do!"

Compared with Lu Ye's irritability and dementia, the little girl was calm and calm for her age: "Let's talk."

Lu Ye: "What are you talking about? I don't know you!"

Little girl: "You are my daddy."

Lu Ye's voice became louder and louder: "I'm not! I don't know you!"

Little girl: "But you are my father."

Lu Ye almost roared: "You are my father, okay!!"

Little girl: "..."

The conversation between the two finally caught the attention of the enthusiastic crowd.

"Hey? What's going on? Why are you forcing yourself to recognize your relatives!? There's a plot!"

"Human trafficker! It must be a human trafficker!"

"Protect this little girl, don't let her be taken away!"

"Call the police, whoever calls the police!"

"Photograph him! Expose him!"

Lu Ye:?
Brother, are you doing the opposite?

Who is forcibly confessing to whom?

You can’t figure out who is S and who is M, but you are still happy to help others?
Seeing that the emotions around him were out of control, Lu Ye realized that even if Cthulhu had a mouth all over his upper body, he couldn't explain it. He might as well turn around and run away!
If you can't afford to offend me, why don't I hide?

"Hey, don't run!"

"catch him!"

"Catch the traffickers!"

I have to say that the current social atmosphere is so good and full of positive energy that it almost drowned Lu Ye.

……

Fortunately, Lu Ye was young and strong, and his kidneys were not weak. He turned around and escaped from the sea of ​​​​people.

But if you can escape the masses, you can't escape being beaten.

He saw the little girl in black dress again on the swing in the park.

Normally, when he saw such a fair-skinned, beautiful little girl with big eyes and a small mouth, Lu Ye would respond to the situation and shout "Trick me into giving birth to a daughter".

But today, he just felt chilly all over his body, the hairs on his hair stood on end, and he was doomed.

"You, are you a human or a ghost?"

The girl swayed her calves, swaying gently on the swing, and smiled sweetly, which made Lu Ye's calves spin.

She took her time and said softly:

"Not only am I a human being, but I am also your daughter."

"My name is Lu Anjie, and you gave me this name."

"I am from the future."

"In the near future, the world will become a magical world, where monsters are rampant and order is broken."

"People also gained the ability to practice magic."

"Some people learn magic and protect the world; some people fall into darkness and cause harm to the world."

"I became the former, a witch who has mastered the magic of time, traveling through time and space to bring order to chaos."

"And you have become the latter, a corrupt and corrupt bad guy, a big devil who is the enemy of the world."

"So I come to you, my dad, to save the world."

The little girl jumped down from the swing and walked slowly over.

With every step she took, her body shape changed rapidly and she grew taller rapidly.

The baby's pouty face also turned into a sharp jaw.

The big watery eyes became bright and magnificent.

The collarbone is clearly visible, and the neck is long and white.

The child's figure with a thin bamboo pole began to have obvious curves.

A head of black hair is also growing rapidly, spreading and flying.

Even the long skirt on her body is changing, from cute and cute to graceful and elegant.

Lu Ye looked at the scene in front of him with a blank expression, and murmured to himself reflexively:
"The power of the moon prism...transformation..."

　Newcomers and new books, gentlemen, please keep a collection or something.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)