This witch calls me daddy
Chapter 2 I am a human trafficker!Come and catch me!
Chapter 2 I am a human trafficker!Come and catch me!
Within a few breaths, a tall and graceful girl stood in front of Lu Ye.
Her eyes were like the stars in the universe, bright, deep, and uncertain.
A black veil swayed in the wind, elegant and dignified, and her perfect makeup seemed to absorb the brilliance of the world, making the night come earlier.
Lu Ye opened his mouth and stared blankly at the scene in front of him, focusing on her eyebrows.
He found that she was indeed [-]% similar to him.
Considering that I have had several illnesses involving full makeup and women's clothing...
Possibly, there are more than just seven-pointed images.
Lu Ye: "With your growth rate...are you endorsing BBK..."
Anjie: "The magical world has not yet arrived. The current world is too lacking in magic power. I cannot maintain my normal form. I can only appear as a child to reduce my magic power consumption."
Lu Ye: "Good guy...you can be as old as you want? Medical beauty treatments can't make you any money."
Seeing that the other party had no intention of peeling off his skin, sucking his blood, or draining his kidneys, Lu Ye's mind became a little more active and he began to look around.
Anjie: "What are you looking for?"
Lu Ye: "I'm looking for where the camera is. Is this street variety show so Dior now? Who is the producer and which channel is it broadcast on?"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Ye: "Maybe this is a reaction show, and you just want to see my reaction of being shocked and pissed? Should I...ahhhhh! Don't come here! What's wrong with you! Like this?"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Anjie rolled her eyes at Lu Ye's exaggeration.
I have to say that girls with big eyes look better when they roll their eyes.
She sighed softly and explained patiently: "Dad, I use my magic power to let you see my true appearance, just to make you believe my words and accept this reality. Because from today on, I will stay in this world , supervise you."
Lu Ye was stunned: "Supervise me?"
Anjie: "Yes, I will supervise you to change yourself and become a good person starting from today."
Lu Ye was puzzled: "Be a good person?"
Anjie: "Yeah."
Lu Ye frowned, not understanding what the words "be a good person" had to do with him.
Lu Ye: "Am I not a good person?"
Anjie: "You're not."
Lu Ye: "I am a good person!"
Anjie: "You're not."
Lu Ye: "I...my spirit is strong and strong. I am democratic towards myself. I insist on practicing 'one small step forward, one giant step for civilization'. I have the desire to inquire deeply and pursue the origin of all harmonious things." Spirit, am I not considered a good person like this? Then who is considered a good person?"
Anjie: "A good person should make a positive contribution to human civilization."
Lu Ye: "...Are you so advanced? If you say so, there are not many good people in this world."
Anjie: "It's okay, I can help you."
Lu Ye: "How can I help?"
Anjie: "From today until the day when the magic world comes, I will live with you, supervise your daily life, and ensure that you are a good person and do not go astray."
Lu Ye: "Wait a minute, what you mean by supervision is... do you want to follow me? Control me?"
Anjie nodded.
Lu Ye thought this was ridiculous: "Ha! Because I will be a bad person in the future, so you have to come back to supervise me to be a good person? Is this really useful? If I become a monk and the six roots are purified, you may not even be born. All chances are gone!"
Anjie nodded solemnly: "Yes, it is possible. So I came to you, and I have no intention of going back."
Lu Ye was shocked, this was a suicide time-travel attack!
Anjie: "If you refuse to cooperate and surrender, then for the future of mankind, I have no choice but to eliminate you. Even if this requires sacrificing myself."
Lu Ye was shocked by these words and stared at Anjie.
Her eyes were still bright and without any impurities, which made Lu Ye understand that this girl was somewhat stubborn.
Lu Ye: "Do we really have to go to this extent..."
Anjie: "Yes."
Lu Ye: "Oh... I'm really a good person."
Anjie: "You're not."
The two people looked at each other, each holding his own, and said nothing to each other.
At this moment, there were shadows of people in the distance of the park, and vague shouts could be heard: "The traffickers are running this way" and "The police are coming quickly."
Lu Ye, as if he had been granted amnesty, jumped up and shouted:
"Human trafficker! I am a human trafficker! I am a crazy human trafficker! I am here! Come and catch me!"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Ye happily greeted the enthusiastic crowd, but was thrown to the ground by the police and civilians who rushed over after hearing the news.
Whoops!
In the middle of the stack, Lu Ye turned his head and looked back. Sure enough, the eldest lady was gone, and the little lolita in black dress was online again.Although she doesn’t know how her magic works, Lu Ye’s will is firm:
This girl is either a liar or a madman, stay away, that's for sure.
……
……
Under the leadership of the female police officer, the director of the police station walked into the inquiry room. When he saw Lu Ye, the director was stunned.
Director: "Why is it you again?"
Hearing the director's question, the policewoman's eyes seemed to have substance, and she struck directly at Riku Yeintou: He turned out to be a habitual criminal.
Lu Ye: "What's 'again'? Wang Suo! It seems like I come here often!"
Director Wang: "Did I wrong you? Have you never been here?"
Lu Ye: "I... came here before."
The policewoman snorted, it was indeed not a good thing.
Director Wang: "Who are you molesting again this time?"
Boom!
Lu Ye almost fell off his chair.
The policewoman's eyes said "swish" and penetrated directly into Lu Ye's perineal point.
Lu Ye: "Wang Suo! Stop! This 'again' makes no sense! When have I ever molested someone! I was also the victim last time!"
Director Wang: "Oh, yes, I remembered wrongly. You were molested last time. So what happened this time? Did you meet a pervert again while wearing women's clothing?"
Lu Ye: "..."
Policewoman: "..."
The policewoman's eyes wandered back and forth on both sides of Lu Ye's Tanzhong acupoint, feeling chilly.
Director Wang picked up the transcript and read it for a while, then his eyebrows twisted into a "Sichuan" shape: "What is this transcript written? Why don't I understand it?"
Policewoman: "Well, the case is a bit complicated, so please come and check it."
Lu Ye: "Wang Suo, take your time and look carefully."
This time Wang Suo read while watching to make sure he understood the plot.
Director Wang: "You said that the child came to you and said that you were her father."
Lu Ye: "Hey! Yes!"
Director Wang: "You said she claims... to be from the future?" After saying these four words, her tone suddenly rose.
Lu Ye: "Uh...yes."
Director Wang: "You said she can do magic? And in order to save the magical world, she wants you to be a good person."
Lu Ye coughed lightly and nodded.
Director Wang put down the note and looked at Lu Ye with an evil look in his eyes: "Tell yourself, are these human words?"
Lu Ye: "Uh... do you understand?"
Director Wang: "Of course I understand!"
Lu Ye: "Then, that must be human language, otherwise how would you understand it.
Director Wang: "..."
Director Wang put on a gloomy and serious expression, with thunderous eyes and serious words:
"I'm telling you, kid, kidnapping and trafficking of women and children will result in a sentence starting from 5 years, and the maximum penalty is death. I advise you not to test the law by yourself."
Lu Ye collapsed: "How could it be that I abducted her? She insisted on following me! I don't even know her! She just wants to be her daddy."
Policewoman: "Why did she accept the thief as her father?"
Lu Ye: "I don't know why she wanted to identify herself as a thief... No, why did I become a thief? I didn't steal or rob! Comrade police, don't make preconceptions. Look at what she said!"
Director Wang stared at Lu Ye with a dark face, and another transcript had been handed to him.
Policewoman: "This is the little girl's transcript."
Director Wang lowered his head and saw that there were only five words, which were clearly visible at a glance.
"He's my dad."
The director looked at the policewoman and then at Lu Ye: "There's something weird."
The policewoman nodded: "There is something strange."
Lu Ye also nodded: "It's just weird!"
"Shut up!" The director thought for a moment, and finally decided to follow the procedure, "Arrange for them to do a paternity test."
Without saying a word, Lu Ye just raised his hand and gave him a thumbs up!
The director is wise!
Because Lu Ye believes in: What is true cannot be false, and what is false cannot be true!
What a magical world, what demons and ghosts, all are just clouds in front of science!
I don’t see how you, a little girl, can put this original plot with me!
Newbies and new books, please collect and support!
(End of this chapter)
Within a few breaths, a tall and graceful girl stood in front of Lu Ye.
Her eyes were like the stars in the universe, bright, deep, and uncertain.
A black veil swayed in the wind, elegant and dignified, and her perfect makeup seemed to absorb the brilliance of the world, making the night come earlier.
Lu Ye opened his mouth and stared blankly at the scene in front of him, focusing on her eyebrows.
He found that she was indeed [-]% similar to him.
Considering that I have had several illnesses involving full makeup and women's clothing...
Possibly, there are more than just seven-pointed images.
Lu Ye: "With your growth rate...are you endorsing BBK..."
Anjie: "The magical world has not yet arrived. The current world is too lacking in magic power. I cannot maintain my normal form. I can only appear as a child to reduce my magic power consumption."
Lu Ye: "Good guy...you can be as old as you want? Medical beauty treatments can't make you any money."
Seeing that the other party had no intention of peeling off his skin, sucking his blood, or draining his kidneys, Lu Ye's mind became a little more active and he began to look around.
Anjie: "What are you looking for?"
Lu Ye: "I'm looking for where the camera is. Is this street variety show so Dior now? Who is the producer and which channel is it broadcast on?"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Ye: "Maybe this is a reaction show, and you just want to see my reaction of being shocked and pissed? Should I...ahhhhh! Don't come here! What's wrong with you! Like this?"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Anjie rolled her eyes at Lu Ye's exaggeration.
I have to say that girls with big eyes look better when they roll their eyes.
She sighed softly and explained patiently: "Dad, I use my magic power to let you see my true appearance, just to make you believe my words and accept this reality. Because from today on, I will stay in this world , supervise you."
Lu Ye was stunned: "Supervise me?"
Anjie: "Yes, I will supervise you to change yourself and become a good person starting from today."
Lu Ye was puzzled: "Be a good person?"
Anjie: "Yeah."
Lu Ye frowned, not understanding what the words "be a good person" had to do with him.
Lu Ye: "Am I not a good person?"
Anjie: "You're not."
Lu Ye: "I am a good person!"
Anjie: "You're not."
Lu Ye: "I...my spirit is strong and strong. I am democratic towards myself. I insist on practicing 'one small step forward, one giant step for civilization'. I have the desire to inquire deeply and pursue the origin of all harmonious things." Spirit, am I not considered a good person like this? Then who is considered a good person?"
Anjie: "A good person should make a positive contribution to human civilization."
Lu Ye: "...Are you so advanced? If you say so, there are not many good people in this world."
Anjie: "It's okay, I can help you."
Lu Ye: "How can I help?"
Anjie: "From today until the day when the magic world comes, I will live with you, supervise your daily life, and ensure that you are a good person and do not go astray."
Lu Ye: "Wait a minute, what you mean by supervision is... do you want to follow me? Control me?"
Anjie nodded.
Lu Ye thought this was ridiculous: "Ha! Because I will be a bad person in the future, so you have to come back to supervise me to be a good person? Is this really useful? If I become a monk and the six roots are purified, you may not even be born. All chances are gone!"
Anjie nodded solemnly: "Yes, it is possible. So I came to you, and I have no intention of going back."
Lu Ye was shocked, this was a suicide time-travel attack!
Anjie: "If you refuse to cooperate and surrender, then for the future of mankind, I have no choice but to eliminate you. Even if this requires sacrificing myself."
Lu Ye was shocked by these words and stared at Anjie.
Her eyes were still bright and without any impurities, which made Lu Ye understand that this girl was somewhat stubborn.
Lu Ye: "Do we really have to go to this extent..."
Anjie: "Yes."
Lu Ye: "Oh... I'm really a good person."
Anjie: "You're not."
The two people looked at each other, each holding his own, and said nothing to each other.
At this moment, there were shadows of people in the distance of the park, and vague shouts could be heard: "The traffickers are running this way" and "The police are coming quickly."
Lu Ye, as if he had been granted amnesty, jumped up and shouted:
"Human trafficker! I am a human trafficker! I am a crazy human trafficker! I am here! Come and catch me!"
An Jie: "..."
Lu Ye happily greeted the enthusiastic crowd, but was thrown to the ground by the police and civilians who rushed over after hearing the news.
Whoops!
In the middle of the stack, Lu Ye turned his head and looked back. Sure enough, the eldest lady was gone, and the little lolita in black dress was online again.Although she doesn’t know how her magic works, Lu Ye’s will is firm:
This girl is either a liar or a madman, stay away, that's for sure.
……
……
Under the leadership of the female police officer, the director of the police station walked into the inquiry room. When he saw Lu Ye, the director was stunned.
Director: "Why is it you again?"
Hearing the director's question, the policewoman's eyes seemed to have substance, and she struck directly at Riku Yeintou: He turned out to be a habitual criminal.
Lu Ye: "What's 'again'? Wang Suo! It seems like I come here often!"
Director Wang: "Did I wrong you? Have you never been here?"
Lu Ye: "I... came here before."
The policewoman snorted, it was indeed not a good thing.
Director Wang: "Who are you molesting again this time?"
Boom!
Lu Ye almost fell off his chair.
The policewoman's eyes said "swish" and penetrated directly into Lu Ye's perineal point.
Lu Ye: "Wang Suo! Stop! This 'again' makes no sense! When have I ever molested someone! I was also the victim last time!"
Director Wang: "Oh, yes, I remembered wrongly. You were molested last time. So what happened this time? Did you meet a pervert again while wearing women's clothing?"
Lu Ye: "..."
Policewoman: "..."
The policewoman's eyes wandered back and forth on both sides of Lu Ye's Tanzhong acupoint, feeling chilly.
Director Wang picked up the transcript and read it for a while, then his eyebrows twisted into a "Sichuan" shape: "What is this transcript written? Why don't I understand it?"
Policewoman: "Well, the case is a bit complicated, so please come and check it."
Lu Ye: "Wang Suo, take your time and look carefully."
This time Wang Suo read while watching to make sure he understood the plot.
Director Wang: "You said that the child came to you and said that you were her father."
Lu Ye: "Hey! Yes!"
Director Wang: "You said she claims... to be from the future?" After saying these four words, her tone suddenly rose.
Lu Ye: "Uh...yes."
Director Wang: "You said she can do magic? And in order to save the magical world, she wants you to be a good person."
Lu Ye coughed lightly and nodded.
Director Wang put down the note and looked at Lu Ye with an evil look in his eyes: "Tell yourself, are these human words?"
Lu Ye: "Uh... do you understand?"
Director Wang: "Of course I understand!"
Lu Ye: "Then, that must be human language, otherwise how would you understand it.
Director Wang: "..."
Director Wang put on a gloomy and serious expression, with thunderous eyes and serious words:
"I'm telling you, kid, kidnapping and trafficking of women and children will result in a sentence starting from 5 years, and the maximum penalty is death. I advise you not to test the law by yourself."
Lu Ye collapsed: "How could it be that I abducted her? She insisted on following me! I don't even know her! She just wants to be her daddy."
Policewoman: "Why did she accept the thief as her father?"
Lu Ye: "I don't know why she wanted to identify herself as a thief... No, why did I become a thief? I didn't steal or rob! Comrade police, don't make preconceptions. Look at what she said!"
Director Wang stared at Lu Ye with a dark face, and another transcript had been handed to him.
Policewoman: "This is the little girl's transcript."
Director Wang lowered his head and saw that there were only five words, which were clearly visible at a glance.
"He's my dad."
The director looked at the policewoman and then at Lu Ye: "There's something weird."
The policewoman nodded: "There is something strange."
Lu Ye also nodded: "It's just weird!"
"Shut up!" The director thought for a moment, and finally decided to follow the procedure, "Arrange for them to do a paternity test."
Without saying a word, Lu Ye just raised his hand and gave him a thumbs up!
The director is wise!
Because Lu Ye believes in: What is true cannot be false, and what is false cannot be true!
What a magical world, what demons and ghosts, all are just clouds in front of science!
I don’t see how you, a little girl, can put this original plot with me!
Newbies and new books, please collect and support!
(End of this chapter)
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