China Entertainment: Return to 2007

Chapter 174 Pregnancy

boom! ! !

Just like a nuclear bomb exploding in the sea, after hearing Xu Ge's arrogance, the whole place suddenly set off a huge wave!

"The box office more than doubled that of "Three Guns"?! Did I hear that right?"

"There has to be a limit to bragging, right?! Before it was released, it was fine to boast that it had a box office of 1.8 billion or 1.8 billion. After all, everyone knows it.

But in this case, such bragging is a bit much. "

"That's right, Zhang Weiping only dares to say that the box office of "Three Guns" is much higher than that of "Monster Hunt". It's better for you to just say twice as much. You won't be taxed for bragging, right?"

"Are you kidding me? If he fails to achieve this box office performance, will Xu Ge really want to quit the film industry?!"

"Hype! This is absolutely naked hype!

I dare to swear that no matter what the final result of Monster Hunt is, Xu Ge will definitely not quit the film industry in the end! "

"..."

The reporters came to their senses, their eyes gleaming with excitement.

As we all know, those who work in the entertainment journal industry are all about watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously.

Seeing that Xu Ge was young and energetic, he said such big words,

Immediately someone handed over the microphone.

"Excuse me, Director Xu, are what you just said true?

Do you really think "Monster Hunt" is much better than "Three Guns"? ! Will its final box office more than double that of it? "

"Director Xu, are you really so confident? If the box office of "Monster Hunt" is not as good as expected, will you really quit the film industry?"

"Director Xu, can you give me a direct answer? In your mind, are Zhang Yimou and "Three Guns" vulnerable? Can you kill them overnight?!"

Xu Ge, don't be impulsive and don't be fooled by them.

Behind Xu Ge, Ni Ni quietly tugged at the corner of Xu Ge's clothes, expressing her worry with her eyes.

Xu Ge looked back at her and gave her a don't worry look.

He also used his eyes to signal Liu Shishi and Yang Mi, who were also worried, not to say anything more.

Xu Ge took the microphone and replied firmly: "Yes! What I just said is absolutely true!

If the final total box office of "Monster Hunt" cannot exceed double that of "Three Guns", then I will quit the film industry forever! Never direct a movie mic again! "

boom! ! !

After receiving the expected affirmative answer, all the entertainment reporters burst into laughter.

They were too lazy to watch the movie, so they took out their mobile phones and notebooks and started frantically rushing out the manuscript on the spot!

Be sure to grab this headline as soon as possible!

Off the stage, Jiang Wu looked at Xu Ge with admiration. He had a arrogant temper and always recognized those who were truly capable.

Uncle Ge silently shook his head. He has a relatively stable temperament, and he can't stand being so arrogant about Xu Ge.

Fa Ge has a good attitude. Anyway, he is just here to make soy sauce. Whoever wins in the end between Xu Ge and Zhang Yimou has basically no impact on him.

In addition to Zhao Liying, Bai Ke, Liu Dunzimo and others who have a personal stake in Xu Ge, other stars

Others also wanted to watch the fun.

After the satellite was released, Xu Ge led a group of hosts to the stage, and then decisively announced that the movie would start showing.

Soon, as the lights in the entire venue went out, a white light flashed on the huge movie screen, the dragon logo appeared, and the movie officially started playing.

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[A long time ago, humans and all things coexisted, including demons.

Keren wanted to dominate the world, so he declared war on the demon.

After the demon was defeated, he was driven into the mountains and did not dare to cross the border...]

A simple monologue introduction, combined with various realistic monsters appearing on the big screen, instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"This special effect is so real!" Deng Chao in the crowd couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the lifelike monsters on the screen.

He has been in the industry for many years, and has filmed quite a few special effects movies and TV series, and has watched countless special effects blockbusters.

But he couldn't help but be surprised by the level of special effects in "Monster Hunt".

"The skin and eyes make it feel real, and the level of special effects is really no worse than Hollywood blockbusters like "Harry Potter"!"

Sun Li nodded in agreement and couldn't help but admire Xu Ge's talent.

"It's strange, why do these monsters seem to look a little cute? Even this monster killer doesn't look fierce?" Sitting in the front row, Bai Ke couldn't help but wonder.

"This is the brilliance of Director Xu..." Liu Dunzimo explained in a low voice: ""Monster Hunting" focuses on family fun, and now cute elements are popular. The designs of these monsters are soft and cute, and more It’s easy for young audiences to buy into it.”

"I see, no wonder the two monsters that died just now didn't bleed at all..." Bai Ke suddenly realized.

Under the protection of the old demon king's two loyal men, the demon queen temporarily escaped the pursuit of the demon killer.

The camera turns,

Outside Yongning Village, two young people were running hard on the ancient green grass road.

Chen Xiao was dressed in shabby clothes and was still limping on his leg.

Seeing his appearance,

Zhao Liying couldn't help but look at the masculine and handsome Chen Xiao sitting in front.

I am used to seeing the gentle and elegant Ba Ye in "Bu Bu Jing Xin" and the domineering and cold male god Xiao Nai in "Wei Wei".

Suddenly I saw Chen Xiao who looked like the leader of a Beggar Clan.

Zhao Liying is really not used to it.

"The security guard is here, the security guard is here!"

"..."

Bah!

"What you two ladies are doing is wrong!"

Bah!

Hahaha! ! !

When I saw Chen Xiao who was beaten to a state of disgrace in front of the camera,

For a moment, everyone present could not help laughing.

In other movies, the protagonists are either having adventures or cheating at the beginning.

Chen Xiao, on the other hand, was beaten.

Looking at the submissive and cowardly Chen Xiao in front of him,

Xu Ge couldn't help but nodded secretly.

The reason why he likes Chen Xiao is that besides his outstanding appearance and good character, the most important reason is that he has strong plasticity.

His idols are not heavy burdens and can be thrown away at any time.

All the characters in the show are flesh and blood,

It’s not like some young actors who act like they’re in an idol drama and wear anything they wear like a domineering president.

After returning home, Chen Xiao was forced to sew clothes for the village women together with Fa Xiaoxiao Wu.

After sewing the clothes, Xiao Wu went to deliver the clothes, while Chen Xiaoze went back to the house to find his grandma.

Song Tianyin's grandma is a mentally ill person, and the house is full of traps.

Fortunately, Song Tianmeng knew his tricks well and could easily break all the traps.

Lame, cowardly, with a crazy grandma,

Soon, in less than five minutes, the diminutive image of Song Tianyin played by Chen Xiao was engraved in the audience's bones.

You want to ask why he is portrayed as so short and poor?

The reason is very simple. If you don’t do this, how will you show off the strong and domineering heroine later? !

After portraying the male protagonist, the camera turned and it was the turn of the villain Ge Qianhu.

"..."

"...As long as you capture the dragon fetus, the demon world will be in chaos, and the demon people will run around. When the time comes, the Holy One will definitely rely on you to clean up the mess! Tianshi Hall will regain its strength!"

"Come! I wish you all a promotion and fortune! Cheers!"

"cheers!"

Zhang Yi's acting skills have reached the level of perfection.

At this time, looking at Ge Qianhu, who looked like a villain in front of the camera,

No one needs to be reminded, everyone knows that he is definitely a villain.

And this is exactly what Xu Ge wants to see. "Monster Hunt" is not a suspense film, but a family-friendly fantasy film.

As long as the audience can understand the plot simply and clearly, it is a success.

If this plot was too mind-numbing, most of the audience would probably run away on the spot.

By the river, Chen Xiaozheng was bored and dazed. When the camera turned, a man and a woman appeared in the distance.

The visitors were none other than Uncle Tat and Wu Junru, the prime supporting actors from Hong Kong and Taiwan.

As an experienced actor with decades of acting experience,

The two easily nailed all the details of a middle-aged couple from Fairy Tales. Fat Ying fell in love with Chen Xiao and pestered him to eat some human flesh. Zhu Gao had no choice but to lead the donkey and follow him obediently.

Behind the three people gradually walking away, Ni Ni's face suddenly appeared in the camera lens.

Seeing that the heroine finally appeared, the audience couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Excuse me, what do you three want to eat?"

"Is there any human flesh, human liver, etc.?"

"..."

When Ni Ni appeared with intense music, when she shouted this sentence to Uncle Da and Wu Junru,

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became dignified.

"Haha, I'm the only one here, why don't you eat me first?" Chen Xiao tried to liven up the atmosphere.

Next second,

Ni Ni interrupted his nonsense with a bang.

"Monster! You are causing trouble!"

"Send your name!"

"Song...Song Tianmeng..."

Chen Xiao is basically used for comedy in this movie.

To please the audience,

His cowardly and cowardly image is engraved in his bones.

As the first climax in this movie, the fight between Ni Ni, Wu and Da is quite exciting.

Especially when Wu and Da tore off the human skin and revealed the monster's true form, it was so sudden and a bit scary.

But soon, Zhu Gao and Fat Ying, a silly and cute monster couple, amused the audience in the most original way.

"Hahaha, one kiss and you will admit your mistake. It's so true."

"Hahaha! Are you abusing singles?"

"Haha, this couple is really interesting..."

The special effects are of course the most important reason for the success of "Monster Hunt", but the rest is that Xu Chengyi is very clever in portraying many realistic characters.

Like Zhu Gao and Fat Ying, they are exactly the happy enemies in reality.

It is precisely such characters that can resonate with the audience and achieve the current effect.

Huo Xiaolan, the Erqian Celestial Master played by Ni Ni, is in the middle of a fight with Zhugao Pangying.

Seeing that she was about to capture the injured monster couple,

Unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin came out halfway.

The fruits of victory were snatched away from her in one fell swoop!

"Luo Gang! You are unethical!"

"Tell it, but don't do it!"

"thief!"

Luo Gang, the Four-Coin Celestial Master played by Jiang Wu, is unethical.

As soon as he made a move, he grabbed Fat Ying Zhugao first and then left proudly.

Ni Ni was indignant, but Xiao Chen asked her whether she would win or lose.

Ni Ni responded domineeringly to him, forcing him to cook and asking for something spicy!

Hearing this line, Ni Ni couldn't help but roll his eyes at Xu Ge next to him. Hearing that he was so spicy, he even added the word "spicy" to every line in the movie.

Xu Ge returned Ni Ni's innocent look. He thought that he had been wronged. He didn't write the lines, he just copied them.

“Although I am a little lame, I also have ambition.

You know, cooking is my third ideal. "

"What about the second?"

"Sewing."

"Would you like to guess what my first ideal is?"

"What is it?"

"Cooking and sewing! You can't guess it?! Hahaha!"

Ni Ni: "..."

Chen Xiao once again took on the responsibility of being funny and teased Ni Ni very playfully.

Soon, he received the punishment he deserved.

"What are you going for?"

"Go to sleep in my grandma's room."

"Sleep with me."

"What did you say?"

"I stay here just to sleep with you."

Ni Ni's temperament is even better than that of Bai Baihe. At this time, when she winked at Chen Xiao,

Chen Xiao immediately showed a look of shy surprise: "I'll go get ready."

In the room, Chen Xiaozheng wanted to take off his clothes, but was knocked down by Ni Ni. Immediately afterwards, Ni Ni began to tie Chen Xiao's hands with ropes.

Chen Xiao suddenly realized it and showed a lewd look: "So you like this..."

"Will it hurt?" Chen Xiao asked again.

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but show ambiguity.

Obviously, under the guidance of Chen Xiao, everyone was taken to the ditch, and they remembered some scenes that were not suitable for children...

Then, before everyone could react, the plot turned in vain.

"You look so lustful! Look at me, I'm gouging out your eyes!"

Chen Xiao: "..."

"The demon spit on you because it has taken a liking to you, and it will definitely come back to find you.

I have set up a dragnet here, and it will never escape my grasp when the time comes! "

It turns out that everything is for fishing,

Chen Xiao was used as bait to catch the big fish of dragon fetus!

"Miguba! Yaguba..."

"Sweet and sour, bitter and bitter, grievance and struggle,

Life is a constant quarrel with each other..."

Late at night in the mountains,

Beside the bonfire, Pang Ying and Zhu Penny, whose feet were tied, began to sing and dance.

Using the language of monsters, the couple and Luo Gang sang a song called "A Moment of Freedom" together.

As a classic song in "Monster Hunt",

Xu Ge didn't know what the song meant when he first heard it. He just thought it was quite joyful and funny.

But now that I listen carefully, I feel even more sad.

Once upon a time, he was also one of the thousands of people trampled by life.

He also struggled desperately at the bottom, just to have a full meal and a dream that could never be realized.

Fortunately, God gave him a chance, and he became what he is today.

Fat Ying Zhugao and his wife took advantage of the chaos to escape, leaving only Luo Gang who was tied up and unable to break free.

The camera cuts back to the Song family,

at night,

Huo Xiaolan and Song Tianmeng were sleeping soundly. The Demon Queen directly sawed through Chen Xiao's bed with a knife and quietly abducted Chen Xiao under her nose.

After being dragged to the wilderness, Chen Xiao was so frightened by the Demon Queen that he almost fainted.

The Demon Queen was seriously injured and her life was short-lived.

In order to extend the life of the child in her belly, the Demon Queen boldly decided to plant the child into Song Tianyin's belly, hoping that Song Tianmeng would raise the child for her.

Regardless of Song Tianmeng's struggle, the Demon Queen cut open her belly and took out the dragon fetus, then stuffed it into his mouth.

In an instant,

Chen Xiao's belly expanded rapidly as if she were ten months pregnant.

As soon as this novel plot about a man being pregnant came out, the audience couldn't help but be excited!

And just when everyone was fantasizing about the later plot,

The camera moved back, and the monster killer's huge body suddenly appeared behind Chen Xiao!

　Thank you to the bosses Wuji Wuji, 20220306210501604, and 20210224143743751 for their monthly ticket support!

　　

　

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