China Entertainment: Return to 2007

Chapter 175 Death of Chen Xiao

The Demon Queen was seriously injured and took out the dragon fetus. She was already dead.

Seeing the killer from the demon world chasing him, he immediately rushed to fight with him, trying to save Chen Xiao.

But how could she be the opponent of the Blood Demon Killer?

Within a few seconds, it was knocked to the ground by the blood demon.

Seeing that Chen Xiao and all the dragon fetuses in her belly were dying, the Demon Queen closed her eyes in despair.

At this moment,

Ni Ni arrived in time, and after a fight, the Demon Queen completely died.

Ni Ni took Chen Xiao and Long Fei and escaped safely into the tunnel.

"What should we do now?"

"Two ways. First, carry the baby for nine months. One day, it will be born."

"Impossible! How can I, a great man, have a child?

If you really want me to do this, I might as well just die! "

"you sure?"

"A real man would rather die than have children!"

"hero!"

On the screen, Chen Xiao showed a very big belly and showed a rare strength.

Seeing him like this, the audience wanted to praise his ambition.

The next second, the scene changed.

"Bite." Ni Ni smiled playfully, then took a straw sandal and handed it to Chen Xiao's mouth, making Chen Xiao bite it.

Immediately, Ni Ni took out his dagger and kept gesticulating back and forth on Chen Xiaoshuo's belly.

"What are you doing?!" Chen Xiao spat out his straw sandals and screamed in horror.

"Put the knife in and take it out. This is the second method." Ni Ni smiled coldly.

"If you stab me, will I die of pain?"

"The knife is quick and doesn't hurt."

"It doesn't hurt..." Chen Xiao said cowardly: "Then will I die?"

"It's hard to tell, I'll be gentler." After Ni Ni finished speaking, he raised his knife and stabbed without hesitation!

Chen Xiao was so frightened that he almost peed his pants. He quickly stopped Ni Ni and chuckled sheepishly: "Forget it, I'll keep it."

"No longer a man?" Ni Ni teased.

"Let's take care of it after giving birth..."

Hahaha! ! ! ! ! !

When I saw Chen Xiaoru's behavior of being aware of current affairs, I remembered the scene where he once played the cold, domineering and perfect male god Xiao Nai,

In a flash,

The whole audience burst into thunderous laughter!

Choosing Chen Xiao to star in "Monster Hunt" was actually part of Xu Ge's plan.

A very important reason for the success of "Monster Hunt" is that this movie can make people laugh.

In the previous life, the casting combination of Jing and Bai was quite successful. One of the two was weak, the other was strong. The setting of a strong woman and a weak man attracted a wave of fans.

In this life, including "Bu Bu Jing Xin" and "Wei Wei", Chen Xiao's roles before this were all in the role of a perfect male protagonist.

As for Ni Ni, she also played the traditional heroine role in "Bottom Hot Girl" and "Happy Family".

Nowadays, Song Tianyin, played by Chen Xiao, is lame and cowardly, while Huo Xiaolan, played by Ni Ni, looks like a manly woman.

There is a huge contrast between reality and movie characters.

In an instant, the two had a chemical reaction.

It shows a cinematic charm that far exceeds the combination of Jing and Bai.

Hahaha! ! !

Next, Ni Ni and Chen Xiao continued their efforts, and the Song and Huo combination frequently amused the audience.

Such as Huo Xiaolan being caught in Chen Xiaoyong's trap, such as Chen Xiao going crazy eating noodles, eating plum blossoms and other funny scenes...

All made the audience extremely happy.

Here Ge Qianhu brought people to Yongning Village to arrest the dragon fetus.

It was discovered that all the villagers were disguised as monsters.

After his threats were fruitless and he was humiliated, he arrested all the monsters with a wave of his hand and burned Yongning Village to ashes.

Chen Xiao has been homeless since then, so he can only accompany Huo Xiaolan to Yingtian to deliver goods.

"I'll hold it and collect it!"

"Thanks a lot."

Jiang Wu: "..."

Here, Luo Gang discovered that Chen Xiao was pregnant with a dragon fetus, so he fought against Huo Xiaolan to take away the dragon fetus.

At the critical moment, the blood demon arrives. For the common benefit, Luo Gang decides to join forces with Huo Xiaolan to capture the demon.

Unexpectedly, this time it was Huo Xiaolan's turn, and instead of talking about martial arts, he directly dragged Chen Xiao away, leaving Luo Gang in a state of confusion above the blood demon's head.

Hahaha! ! !

The whole audience laughed again. They automatically assumed the role of the male and female protagonists. They all found it quite funny that Ni Ni was cheating on him to retaliate against Luo Gang.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm delivering the baby. How can I give birth if I don't take off the baby?"

"Then what are you doing with the scissors?"

"Cut it, how can you give birth if you don't cut it?"

"How do you cut it with your eyes closed?"

"Hey, hey, hey, you cut it, don't cut it wrong!"

"Ok!"

"Should I have it cut after I was born, or should I have it cut now?"

"Of course I cut it after birth! What do you cut now?"

"Ah! Something's sticking out already! I caught it! Should I cut it? Should I cut it?"

"Ah! You grabbed the wrong one! Put down the scissors!"

"..."

Hahaha! ! ! ! ! ! !

On the screen, the plot of Chen Xiao giving birth to a child is both new and funny, especially when the roles of the two are reversed, with the woman delivering the baby to the man.

At this moment, the audience present became fools.

After a period of joy, Chen Xiao successfully gave birth to a baby.

The pregnancy was full term, and the little demon king was successfully born from Chen Xiaokou!

"Have you given birth to a carrot?"

"Show me quickly, does it look like me?"

"picture!"

The little demon king is all white and round, with a tuft of green hair on top of his head, like a freshly pulled radish from the ground.

Seeing such a cute little demon king,

Whether it is the male and female protagonists in the movie or the audience outside the movie,

Everybody loves it.

Sensing the reaction of the people around him, Xu Ge let out a long sigh of relief.

Whether "Monster Hunt" can be truly successful or not, Huba's popularity is the key to it!

Seeing that everyone fell in love with Huba as expected, Xu Ge was immediately relieved.

"It has never had a drop of milk since birth."

"There are no cows or sheep here, what should I do?"

"What are you looking at me for? You are his mother!"

"I don't have any milk."

"I'm going to sell it in two days anyway!"

"Then why do you need to save it when it's sick?"

"That's because... you can't sell it for a good price if you're dead!"

"Isn't it the same now? I didn't die of illness but starved to death..."

"Turn around! There are still you!"

Ni Ni held little Huba in his arms and prepared to feed him helplessly.

Xu Ge glanced at Ni Ni's greatness, and Ni Ni rolled his eyes at Xu Ge, as if to say: Haven't you seen it?

The male audience present looked expectant. Although they knew that there would be no unplayable plot, who was about to breastfeed?

That's Ni Ni! Xu Ge’s top priority!

They were very excited to see her dedicated appearance, even if it was only a half-cut scene!

Xu Ge glanced at the LSPs behind him and thought to himself, you guys really think too much.

I'm so crazy that I use Ni Ni to give you benefits!

The next second, the plot reversed. Ni Ni rolled his eyes and stuffed Chen Xiao's fingers into Huba's mouth.

The demon was bloodthirsty and bit his finger immediately.

[A seed is planted in my heart, click, click, click...

It can fulfill small wishes and has magical power~

I heard every kid wants it...

Ready, oh, let’s explore together~]

Copying songs has always been the strength of reborn people, and Xu Ge is certainly no exception.

"Outbreak of Courage" is a widely acclaimed classic song that dominates primary and secondary school students and kindergarten groups. It is obvious how beautiful it is.

At this time, in the midst of such cheerful singing, Ni Ni, Chen Xiao, and Huba, this very heterogeneous family of three, were enjoying the warmth of home sweetly.

Huo Xiaolan was motherless since childhood and lost her father at the age of 12.

Song Tianyin lost his mother at birth and was abandoned by his father when he was young.

Huba, needless to say, my parents were separated even before they were born.

These three beings who were very lacking in love came together and slowly began to develop feelings for each other.

Good times don't last long, and after joy comes melancholy.

As they arrived at their destination, Shuntian Mansion, a sad atmosphere began to pervade.

"Big business, do you want to do it?"

"Don't do it!"

Fan Bingbing made a stunning appearance as the boss lady, attracting the attention of countless men present.

Xu Ge was reluctant to let Ni Ni donate, but he was very willing to let others donate.

Different from Tang Wei's sloppy look, according to Fan Bingbing's characteristics, the outfit Xu Ge prepared for her was the most alluring low-cut tube top in her previous life "Wu Mei Niang".

"Fuck! You are so broad-minded!"

"Good guy, I can't hold this ball with both hands!"

It can only be said that men love the sport of playing basketball until they die as teenagers.

Ni Ni gave Xu Ge a hard look and secretly scolded him for LSP,

Xu Ge returned Ni Ni's innocent look and said, "You understand me."

In the back seat, Zhao Xiaodao looked at Fan Bingbing's greatness, and then at the Wangzi steamed bun in her hand. She couldn't help but lower her head in shame.

"Demons have no feelings! If you sell sooner or later, you will sell sooner or later!"

"You don't have feelings, I do!"

"..."

The plot continues to advance,

Under Huo Xiaolan's insistence, Huba was sold for one hundred taels.

finally,

When Chen Xiaoni left the monster hunting shop with difficulty,

The little Huba who was imprisoned burst into tears.

At this moment,

The hearts of all the audience were cold, and they felt like someone had stabbed them in the heart with a knife!

"I know, his name is Huba!"

In the hotel, facing a table full of delicacies, Chen Xiao had no intention of eating. All he could think about was Huba.

Late at night, little Huba sat helpless in the cage, looking up at the moon, feeling lonely and pitiful.

Seeing this scene, the audience's hearts were heavy and they felt an indescribable depression.

After selling Huba with their own hands, Chen Xiao and Ni Ni regretted it.

In the slaughterhouse, seeing the small animals being killed one after another, Huo Xiaolan and Song Tianyin couldn't help but think of Huba's fate.

Huo Xiaolan found the gift Xiao Huba left for them in Song Tianmeng's luggage.

It was an illustration of two people and a demon.

Seeing this illustration handmade by Huba,

The two finally repented and decided to find Huba back.

After a mahjong match with Fan Bingbing, he learned that Huba was sold to the Dengxian Tower.

The two immediately set off to stay.

Seeing this, everyone knew clearly that the final battle was finally coming!

"Kid, where are you from?"

"You don't even wear a piece of clothing when you go out to fool around. No wonder you were caught."

In the Dengxian Tower, two little demons were talking nonsense with Huba.

It is worth mentioning that the male demon is played by Yi Xiang Qianlai.

The actor of the female demon is Guan Xiaotong, who Xu Ge specially searched for.

Both of them are talented in acting, and their playful Q&A brought the audience back from sadness to joy.

"Is this the legendary little demon king? I won't treat you badly. Explode!"

As soon as Yao Dazui appeared on the scene, he showed off his unparalleled sword skills.

Seeing her posture as a master chef, everyone was worried about little Huba's future.

Especially when you see the cute little Huba being thrown into the hot oil pan for frying,

In an instant, everyone’s hearts were lifted again!

The camera turns,

Here, Ni Ni and Chen Xiao broke into the Dengxian Tower and found the captured demon people of Yongning Village, so they fought with the guards!

at the same time,

The loyal subordinates of the Little Demon King, Fat Ying and Zhu Penny, also sneaked into the Dengxian Tower.

He met his old enemy Luo Gang and the two sides fought together.

"This is the main dish of the Wanshou Wujiang Demon King's Banquet, eating the Demon King's brain raw!"

"We make a hole in his head, add boiling oil and salt, it will taste delicious!"

At this time, seeing that Huba was not afraid of swords, guns, water or fire, Ge Qianhu decided to eat Huba alive in desperation.

"This fire beetle can bite open any monster bone no matter how hard it encounters.

Also, drinking the blood of this little demon king will have miraculous effects! "

Seeing the terrifying fire beetle crawling onto Little Huba's head, all the viewers couldn't help but feel worried.

Seeing that little Huba was about to be decapitated and eaten alive, in the next moment, Ni Ni and Chen Xiao arrived in time, and the two sides launched a final life-and-death battle!

After a fight, Huo Xiaolan, who was only a second-rate Tianshi, was of course no match and was quickly caught.

At this moment, Song Tianyin’s grandma appeared domineeringly!

"My husband is Song Zhenjiang, the former governor of Tianshi Hall!

My son is Song Daitian, the imperial guard with a sword!

My grandson Song Tianmeng is...an idler!

Release my granddaughter-in-law quickly! Otherwise I will make you look good! "

"You are so powerful, if you have the guts, just save yourself!"

"Okay! I'll do it myself!"

Seeing how powerful Song Tianyin's grandmother was, especially the ten pieces of money hanging on her body, they immediately frightened Ge Qianhu and his party.

Just when everyone thought Song Tianyin's grandma was a peerless master who could turn the tide,

Next second,

The style of painting has changed again.

"So the copper coin isn't yours?"

"Who says it's not the case? I have six husbands and five sons. Doesn't that add up to ten?"

Everyone: "..."

"Song Tianyin! Hand over the little demon quickly, or I will kill your grandma first and then your wife!"

The situation reversed again, Ge Qianhu controlled the audience, forcing Huo Xiaolan and grandma to fight.

Will the hero give in?

Of course the answer is no!

Chen Xiao appeared with Huba in his arms. Unexpectedly, he used Huba as a weapon.

Huba swallowed fruits and used the cores as bullets to repel all the villains!

But the demon's power sometimes runs out, and in the end, it is exhausted.

At this moment, Ge Qianhu's skin was broken by Huba's core, revealing his true body.

It turns out that he is the biggest villain, sent by the Demon King of the Demon World, wearing human skin to kill the remnants of the old Demon King in the human world!

At this time, everyone began to besiege Ge Qianhu. Unfortunately, Ge Qianhu's true form was too strong, and no one was his opponent!

Chen Xiao took the demon-killing sword and stepped forward to duel with Ge Qianhu.

But with his skill, there was no way he could even hurt it at all.

Soon, Chen Xiaowei was knocked down by Ge Qianhu's blow. Then, Ge Qianhu flew out the demon-killing sword and hit Chen Xiao in the heart.

Chen Xiao died on the spot, and his blood flowed all over the floor.

"Little cripple! Song Tianyin! Wake up!"

"My father has left me! Who told you to die?! Goug out your eyes! Cut out your tongue! Beat your tendons! Peel off your skin!"

"You are my husband-in-law. I did not agree to your death. You cannot die!"

　Thank you to the boss Yilou Dengyujing for your monthly ticket support!

　　

　

(End of this chapter)