In variety shows, I only poke the lungs of the main characters

"I'm talking to you, boss. I've already told you that people don't expose their shortcomings. How come you still don't open the pot and pick up the pot?"

Su Mu moved up and down on the shore. After warming up, she was ready to take off her clothes and enter the sea.

But the speaker that had been placed by the program team suddenly rang.

"Please note, all guests, please note that guests who have not obtained a diving certificate are not allowed to go into the sea. I reiterate, guests who have not obtained a diving certificate are not allowed to go into the sea!"

Su Mu: ...

He took off half of his clothes, but it turned out that he wouldn't be allowed to go into the sea without that certificate. Didn't this make him lose face?

Normally, he would not listen to the nonsense of this show crew. After all, they are dudes from Kyoto.

Except for the elders in the family who can restrain them, who can interfere with their affairs!

But things are different now. They are one of the investors of this program group, and it is considered their own business. They cannot break the rules, otherwise, the people behind them will not abide by the rules.

Su Mu could only regretfully put on her clothes again: "I didn't expect that these days, I want to go to sea, but I was stopped by a certificate."

Fourth Young Master Qin was also a little regretful. Just now, he was a little greedy for these newly caught sea fish.

"Do any of you have this diving certificate?"

As soon as these words came out, the other people's eyes suddenly looked at Qin Fourth Young Master with some resentment.

"Boss, you are really poking at our hearts today. Tell me, when will we, the people, pass the exam properly?"

"I do have a certificate, a driver's license!"

"Are you going to laugh me to death? Having a driver's license is nothing!"

"Then what should we do now? Are we going to have to carry it tonight? Let's talk about it first. I have to go to the woods to find something to eat. I am a carnivore, not a vegetarian!"

It is said that three women are a drama, but in fact, if there are more than three men together, there is no more concessions.

At least now, Fourth Young Master Qin feels extremely miserable. He doesn't even feel it when we usually act like monsters together and eat, drink and have fun.

Now that I am starting to earn my own living, I realize that all of them are really wastes who only know how to spend money!
"If you can't go into the sea to catch fish, let's make a simple fishing rod and start fishing!"

After Yu Mumu returned to where she lived, she briefly dealt with the fish and shrimp, and then started to put up some extra hay and branches that she had found before.

When she was looking through the tool bag just now, Yu Mumu almost laughed out loud when she saw that there was a flint in it.

In order to achieve realistic effects, the program team really tried their best to add obstacles to them.

Fortunately, Yu Mumu really knew how to use this flint, and it only took a few minutes to ignite the hay.

This survival skill is really nothing to Yu Mumu. After all, when she was a general, she had survived in the wild for decades, and she could still live well.

But these skills are completely different for the audience in the live broadcast room.

[When I was studying, my teacher said that if we are together among three people, we must have our teacher. At that time, I actually didn’t quite understand the meaning of this sentence.

Now it seems that what the sage said really makes sense. I really had no feelings for Yu Mumu before, but now, I feel that she is actually better than many people.

Obviously she can get what she wants with that face, but she has mastered such a skill. It is obvious at a glance that she is someone who has endured hardship. 】【Isn’t the person upstairs a little too emotional? Doesn’t she just know some life skills? Why do you say that she has done something great?

These people in the entertainment industry all have their own designs. Even variety shows like this have scripts. Yu Mumu is clearly continuing to whitewash his reputation! 】

[This can make you noisy. It seems that you are really busy. Watching variety shows is just to relax. 】

……

The people in the program team saw that the popularity of the program was slowly rising. Now it is the first three live broadcasts in the same period, which can be regarded as overfulfilling the task.

Everyone suddenly felt a little relieved.

Before, they were worried that Yu Mumu had such an obviously unpleasant personality.

In addition, the program team intervened in the past to prevent guests from going into the sea, which would cause dissatisfaction among the audience. Now it seems that they are really worrying too much.

Sure enough, without a script, these people could play whatever they wanted, which immediately reduced their pressure a lot.

"Let people continue to watch. Once you see someone doing dangerous behavior, you must give a warning and stop it. Even investors must abide by the rules!"

When the staff heard the director's words, they couldn't help but sigh silently in their hearts. This director is really brave, daring to treat the fathers of the sponsors like this.

"Okay director, I will make people stare at you."

When Yu Mumu's fish and shrimp were almost cooked, Chu Ye also came back. In his hand, he held several sections of tree vines, and their juice was drinkable.

At the same time, she also held a few average-sized birds. It felt like even she could eat several of them.

However, Yu Mumu only glanced at him and then withdrew his gaze. Chu Ye was a very dangerous person, so it was better to have less contact with him, lest he didn't know when he was betrayed.

"Hey, Miss Fish has already been baked. This speed is really good."

As he said that, Chu Ye took out a few bird eggs and placed them in front of Yu Mumu's wooden shed: "I found a few bird eggs and gave them to Miss Yu."

Before Yu Mumu could say anything, Xiao Taotao suddenly snorted coldly: "If you show courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing, you don't look like a good person!

Host, you must not be fooled by a small favor. This kind of man is actually very bad. I think he wants to seduce you~"

Yu Mumu:......

It seems that Xiao Taotao really can't be allowed to read randomly. Look at what is being said now!

"Shut up, if you can't speak, then stop talking!"

Xiao Taotao suddenly felt so aggrieved that she turned around and knelt down in the corner to draw circles.

"Thank you for the eggs. Unfortunately, I don't like eating them very much."

"Miss Yu seems to be very prejudiced against me. She is not even willing to accept a few small bird eggs. Is it because she is afraid of what I will do to you?
Then Miss Yu, you really underestimate me. If I need help from Miss Yu, I will never use such cheap things. That would be demeaning myself! "

It could be seen that Chu Ye was really unhappy and felt that Yu Mumu looked down on him too much.

"Now that you've said that, if I refuse again, it will seem like I'm being petty, so thank you very much."