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Chapter 148 The Sixth Screening Room that Sensed the Country
"Child, child, why are you so bad~~~" (singing song that I love all my life)
Sitting in front of the director's desk, looking at this handsome bald old friend, Zhang Lin suddenly thought of another old friend who was still active.

So unprepared and sudden~
Come on, it’s really a genetic memory engraved deep in the soul!

Compared to Zhang Lin’s embarrassment!

The audience watching this scene also felt uncomfortable.

"Opening Lightning Strike"

“It’s so embarrassing, don’t show the original video and we are still good friends.”

""Journey to the West", the only movie this year that I fell asleep watching"

"I went to the cinema to watch this movie because of the previous one. I really regret it. It's like the previous movie Conquering Demons, one in the sky and the other in the earth."

"Journey to the West Conquering the Demons is so beautiful, this one is [-]% off."

"..."

Among the dense disparaging voices, there were naturally also voices of support from the fans of this old friend.

That neat formation, those extremely disgusting words.

To be honest, even Boss Yang and the others, who often arranged for the team to do this, were extremely disgusting.

[Journey to the West: Conquering Demons, this sequel to Journey to the West: Conquering Demons, actually mixes together the stories of Spider Spirit, Red Boy, and Bone Spirit in the original work.

Compared with the previous film about Tang Monk subduing his three disciples, the main story line of this movie undoubtedly seems a bit scattered.

In particular, the motivations of the White Bone Demon played by Lin Yun and the Nine-Headed Golden Eagle played by Yao Sheng are somewhat ambiguous. 】

A five-star hotel in Shanghai.

The show was just like this at the beginning, which made Xu Ke and Xing Ye, who came to Shanghai Roadshow, look solemn.

I got distracted before my relationship!
It turns out that Zhang Lin's program is not about praising people.

It’s so insulting!
Although compared to those people on the Internet who scolded the movie as shit, the complaints made by Zhang Lin in the fourth episode seemed very mild.

But come on, this is CCTV with unparalleled influence!
If it is certified as a bad movie by CCTV, the box office of this subsequent movie will collapse!

It’s only been a week and the cost has not been recovered yet!

Thinking of this, Master Xing and Xu Ke both breathed a little heavier.

Turning to look at Zhou Xingchi, Xu Ke asked curiously: "Isn't he a fan of yours?"

Taking a deep breath, Master Xing didn't know what to answer?
Compared to Mr. Xing, who couldn't hold himself back and found it hard to bear, Yang Mi and the others were also a little bit hard to bear, as the matter had nothing to do with them.

They all looked at each other, afraid that their works would be targeted in this way.

Especially Boss Yang, who previously regretted that he was not among Zhang Lin's writing ranks.

Now I know that I am one of the heroines!

The more she thought about it, the more scared she became. Yang Mi almost wanted to call and beg for mercy~
After all, the two of them are kind of friends, right?

While I was thinking about it, Zhang Lin's ear-pleasing voice on the TV kept talking.

[The White Bone Demon deliberately imitates Miss Duan, played by Shu Qi in the previous film, but both the actor's personal charm and the fullness of the character are far from the former.

Even the standard dance postures that were deliberately pursued seemed stiff, not as cool as Shu Qi's casual movements. 】

After hearing this, the barrage was filled with [hahaha].

Netizens think Zhang Lin is really good at it!

This comment avenged the fact that they were defrauded of dozens of dollars!
And the joys and sorrows of people are not the same.

In another room of the five-star hotel in Shanghai, Lin Yoon, who was called out, felt as if a knife had been stabbed in his heart.

Visible to the naked eye, her face turned pale!

I am afraid that she is the first actor in history to be called out by CCTV for poor acting skills. This blow is too much for a newcomer like her to bear!

Next, on the TV, there was a comparison of Shu Qi and Lin Yue dancing, a comparison of heraldry and the acting skills of old friends.

Such an intuitive gap immediately made viewers across the country realize that this was a sequel to the original work!
[The only thing worth admiring about the film is its visuals.

The special effects scenes performed by Xu Ke this time are even weirder than those in the previous film.

The scene where Zhu Bajie teases the spider spirit has an almost crazy cult atmosphere.

The robot-shaped Red Boy has a cool feeling mixed with steampunk and Chinese mythology. 】

hahaha~~
Ma Yanshu burst into laughter.

The cult vibe and mix-and-match coolness are just fine!
Is this the only compliment worth appreciating?

Zhang Lin, your intellectual complaints are so sharp!
After a goosebump-inducing special effects scene, Zhang Lin's increasingly mesmerizing narration came again.

[The dissatisfying thing about the film is that it oozes wonderful imagination everywhere and displays a master's handwriting at will, but it stumbles on the logic of the story.

All in all, this movie is like a snowy mountain.

Many people say that those who climb mountains are fools, but there are still some who think they can conquer it.

As a result, a group of people fled as soon as they reached the foot of the mountain. Most of those who persisted until halfway up the mountain were struck to death by lightning.

Finally, someone finally thought they had reached the top of the mountain. When they were panting and about to take off their oxygen masks, they were disappointed to find that there were still countless mountains to climb.

If you don't understand this implicit metaphor.

I can tell you without a doubt that "Journey to the West" is a bad movie.

It's so bad that it can be called a strange flower in the world of bad movies. 】

Boom~
Everyone seemed to hear an explosion coming from the soul.

Immediately, there was a sensation all over the country!
In the hotel, Master Xing, Xu Ke, Lin Yun, and a certain old friend were all dumbfounded. They couldn't believe that this was CCTV's evaluation of them.

It is so bad that it can be called a strange flower in the world of bad movies!
Is this the soft comment you just felt?

Please, how much hatred and resentment are there, Baba, are you going to let others live?

Unlike the trembling domestic entertainment practitioners, other people watching the live broadcast were delighted.

The copywriting of "Screening Room 6" is elegant in wording, careful in sentence composition, and clear in logic. The more serious it is, the more effective it is.

To be honest, the reviews are so high compared to those who just follow the trend and say "bad movies" without knowing why.

Sure enough, your tyrant will always be your tyrant!

"It's simple, brilliant, and speaks my mind. It's a bad movie."

"Journey to the West: You are the worst tragedy I have ever seen"

“Official complaints are the most deadly, and educated people’s comments are different in every film. 233333”

"Only CCTV can express such complaints in such a clear and concise manner."

"Complaining seriously, so cute! 23333333..."

"This is so cool to complain about. It's so cool. I can't stand these bad movies for a long time. The box office is so high. It's the audience of this generation that can't do it."

"Oh my god, Zhang Lin's sentences are novel and exquisite, he is the king of complaints."

"This official complaint is too sharp, and I realized that my requirements were too low."

"..."

Looking at the extremely heated comment area, all domestic entertainment practitioners who watched the live broadcast fell silent.

Looking at each other, Yang Mi's eyes widened and she swallowed involuntarily.

Immediately, he rejoiced: "Fortunately, my movie will not be released during the Spring Festival!"

Zeng Jia nodded solemnly, his expression very solemn.

Yang Ba is killing a chicken to scare the monkeys!

Even Mr. Xing can't escape his bad luck, why aren't these little shrimps scolded to death?

Thinking of that kind of scene, she couldn't help but shudder in a company full of traffic stars.

I hope Screening Room 6 will never comment on TV series!

At the same time, Jing Haocheng said with a smile: "I think our program can be popular for at least ten years. There are so many movies at home and abroad that can be reviewed!

And after reviewing movies, we can also review TV series. There are so many materials that we don’t know how to choose! "

As he talked, he looked at the ratings of Sofurui 48 City. Producer Jing, who had become an instant hit, was particularly proud.

On the TV, Zhang Lin's magnetic and pleasant voice kept coming——

[The world-famous comedy king Zhou Xingchi, martial arts instructor Yuan Heping, and music director Gu Jiahui all join the battle.

Coupled with the genius director Xu Ke, a super luxurious star.Such a lineup will definitely arouse great curiosity among the audience:

How on earth did they mess it up?
If you are young enough and your heart is strong enough, you can consider going to the cinema to experience the feeling of having an electric shock]

hahaha~~~
There was a lot of laughter again, and the audience was laughing to death.

Next, Zhang Lin reviewed "Surprises Along the Way" and "Bear Infested Fantasy Space".

When reviewing "Surprises along the way", he also gave an extremely exciting official complaint that is the most fatal.

["Surprises along the way", which is a feature film, is full of hasty atmosphere.

The exaggerated and one-sided performances and the outdated lines almost turned this "Surprise Along the Way" into "Frightening Along the Way". 】

When I reviewed "Bear Infested Fantasy Space", I spoke in a relaxed tone for the first time.

[The Big Bear Movie really has nothing to say. He and the Pleasant Goat Movie arrive as scheduled every year, and then take a share of the money they deserve, wave their sleeves, and take away not a single cloud.

Just like receiving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year:
Both those who give money and those who take money are happy and peaceful, and each gets what he wants.

The only thing we should worry about is that little friends who have grown up watching bears appear may really think that bears are very loving animals.

I would like to solemnly remind you, little friends, if you do this, you will die. 】

When talking about the acting skills of the heroine Zhao Xiaodao in "A Surprise", Zhang Lin commented like this.

[Zhao Xiaodao, who has always been considered to have the best acting skills in the industry, presented a stiff, exaggerated, pale, and artificial performance style in this film.

And this also adds an important weight to the lackluster box office and word-of-mouth reception of "A Surprise". 】

While celebrating the New Year in Heyuan's hometown, Zhao Xiaodao, who was recharging his energy, heard a sound and his breathing became rapid~
She felt that there was something wrong with her heart, it was very painful and uncomfortable, and she might need to go to the hospital.

Next to me, my cousin Geng Zhi comforted me: "Sister, please relax. At least Zhang Lin's complaints about you would be worse than those about the movie Journey to the West."

o(╯□╰)o
After exhaling and shaking his head, Zhao Xiaodao said in a low voice: "The key is, your sister and I have taken over the third part of the Journey to the West trilogy - "Journey to the West, My Country"."

His face stiffened, and his cousin asked with concern: "How's the script? Have you read it, sister?"

"The money-making works are not much better than this one."

With a hiccup, my cousin said sincerely: "Sister, for the sake of your new reputation as one of the top four actresses, and because you have just joined the Hebei Province Film and Television Artists Association and become a director.

If you blatantly accept a bad movie just for bad money, then you will be scolded by Screening Room 6, and your reputation will be completely ruined. "

Zhao Xiaodao nodded and acknowledged his cousin's words.

Immediately, she took out her phone and called the company, saying that after watching tonight's public execution, she had to study carefully whether the Kingdom of Women should be staged.

The brokerage company was also frightened by the scolding and promised to see which way the trend turned.

Zhang Lin didn't know that one of his official complaints would change Zhao Xiaodao's life.

Because while filming "Journey to the West", Uncle Feng and the new heroine fell in love with each other and fell in love.

This caused the world line to change, and Zhao Xiaodao did not do anything to paralyze Weibo again.

Unknown to you, after Zhao Xiaodao made the call, the fourth screening room had already finished reviewing domestic movies.

For another Han Han film that hit the box office, Zhang Lin basically repeated what he showed Wang Bingbing.

At first, Wang Bingbing felt that the copywriting was too sharp and would affect her lover's future.

At this time, it made everyone feel that it was too gentle.

At least Han Han himself breathed a sigh of relief after reading his unit, and was very grateful to Zhang Lin for "being merciful".

He remembered Lin Qingxuan saying: The biggest shortcoming in life is comparing with others.

Comparing ourselves with superior people makes us feel inferior.

Comparison with common people makes us inferior.

Comparing ourselves with others makes us proud.

But when comparing with Master Xing at this time, Han Han felt happy and secretly happy.

Fortunately, Zhang Lin did not attack him to death, and he would not be nailed to the pillar of shame.

What makes me happy is that after this episode was aired, the biggest competitor was finished, and the theaters didn't even schedule his movies like crazy.

With joy in his heart, Zhang Lin took stock of Hollywood movies.

[After watching the movie, our screenwriting team still has a hard time recalling what kind of story the movie Super Battleship tells?
Because he looks so familiar.

We can throw a lot of DVDs into a blender and process them, and the final product will not be any worse than this movie. 】

Damn it, many viewers felt relieved!
Looking back carefully at the beginning, Zhang Lin's introduction to the Spring Festival movie actually somewhat belittled Chinese-language movies and elevated Hollywood movies.

What wonders and strange lands, what disasters and epics.

Now that I think about it, it’s because they didn’t learn Chinese well and understood it wrong!
"If you don't use curse words when you curse, if your Chinese is not good, you might still hear it as a compliment."

"CCTV is so serious all year round. It's so funny to let yourself go during the New Year."

"CCTV is so naughty~(ω)"

"Zhang Lin's voice is serious and his comments are very sharp and super funny."

"I couldn't stop laughing from the beginning to the end. I almost turned into a fool from laughing."

"Ba Ba should criticize and complain more, otherwise he would really think that we, the audience, are being fooled and make unscrupulous bad movies to defraud us of our money."

"..."

Amidst the heated barrage of support, Zhang Lin kept commenting on this Hollywood blockbuster.

[Although many story logics in this movie cannot be carefully considered.

But the main signature of Hollywood is that every time it relies on its skilled industrial production technology, our audience can inexplicably cheer for a group of Americans who can't hit it with eight poles.

At the same time, a value output was completed subtly.

However, for those Chinese audiences who are passionate about visual spectacles, this popcorn movie is indeed a blessing from heaven.

When the battleship's giant cannons fired in the film, the sound wave caused by the heavy bass in the theater gave the audience a sense of oppression as if they were actually there.

With this shot alone, those who bought half-price tickets will be satisfied.

In Hollywood movies, the U.S. military defeats the world's invincible opponents and seems to be alone in seeking defeat. In the end, it can only turn its sights maliciously to the aliens.

On Independence Day, the U.S. Air Force battles aliens;

In War of the Worlds, the U.S. Army fights aliens;
In the Battle of Los Angeles, U.S. Marines fought against aliens;
Now, it's finally the U.S. Navy's turn to fight the aliens.

However, these aliens who have come all the way to the earth are all dull-witted. The audience has not had time to understand that they are here to do scientific research?Or are you here to invade the earth?
The US Navy, which was watching eagerly, had already killed them all.

In fact, according to the words and deeds of the aliens described in the movie, the good guys can interpret another story:
A group of alien scientists received signals from humans and traveled across the stars to the earth through painstaking efforts.

As a result, before landing, it was hit by a human-launched satellite and had to make an emergency landing on the ocean.

Then, just as the aliens were working hard to repair their communication equipment and prepare to contact humans, the U.S. Navy directly destroyed them all.

The alien who died unjustly will definitely cry silently in his heart~
Why can you send random signals, but if we want to send a signal, we will die!

If one day the earth is destroyed by aliens, the history of these Hollywood movies will not escape its involvement. 】

hahaha~~~
Everyone was laughing non-stop, and the barrage was full of jokes saying, "You must be the one doing this".

Really, it's okay if Zhang Lin doesn't say it. Once he does, everyone who has watched this movie feels that the plot can really be interpreted this way.

Since Zhang Lin stopped complaining about local movies, the celebrities watching the live broadcast felt much more relaxed and finally understood the benefits of this program.

"You still need to read more, otherwise it will look very low to complain."

After heaving a sigh of relief, in the dressing room backstage at Mango TV, He Xuan said amusedly: “Look at their copywriting, it’s elegance amidst the arrogance, but without losing the connotation.

I seriously doubt that the copywriting was all written by Zhang Lin. "

"Hahahaha doubt +1"

Weijia smiled and nodded, looked at the screen and exclaimed: "This cultural man pokes his lungs, which is sharper than a physical knife!"

Next to her, Wu Xin laughed and said: "The most fatal thing is that this is a CCTV program, and it is about the arrogant sixth princess. Some people can't shut her mouth no matter what. They dare not speak out if they dare to be angry, hahaha~ "

"This is equivalent to Zhengga publicly saying that someone's drama is rubbish. But someone has no way to do anything."

With his eyes wide open, Du Haitao said in an exaggerated tone: "I can scold you, but if you dare to talk back, you are finished. Is this CCTV?"

He Xuan shook his head and laughed.

He didn't think it was that serious.

(End of this chapter)