Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 149 The highest level of swearing is this

The mission of establishing the movie channel is not to be arrogant and sarcastic.

Her biggest purpose is to push Chinese films to move forward and move towards a powerful film nation.

The reason why the first issue was all-out was just to gain popularity as quickly as possible.

Just thinking about it, Xie Na said that the setting of this program couldn't be simpler. It is the common setting of all film review programs - audio dubbing and painting.

It is composed of movie scenes and text explanations.

The host then evaluates the movie, analyzes the movie, and sometimes introduces movie information.

Each issue has a theme, and we talk about anything related to film and television.

It is similar to those well-known film and television area Apu Zhu who are currently popular on Bilibili, and it is also similar to the current film and television short videos.

But with the ordinary setting and Zhang Lin's talent, there is the energy to turn decay into magic!

A person can actually have such a strong sense of existence!

Hearing what she said, He Yuan, who once worked for a children's channel, laughed and said: "When I worked at CCTV, I was very impressed by the culture of CCTV.

In my opinion, CCTV is only superficially serious.

If you are serious at heart, how can you accommodate hosts like Sa Baoning and Zhang Lin?
Moreover, all domestic spoof and ridicule videos all originated from CCTV.

You can search the development history of China’s Internet video. The leakage of CCTV’s internal entertainment videos gave direction to all early domestic video producers.

Many memes on the Internet now are leftover from the talents of CCTV. "

After speaking, he paused for a moment and sighed: "Returning to the old business now is really a dimensionality reduction blow!"

Nodding in deep agreement, Wu Xin asked: "Teacher He, when can we invite Zhang Lin to our program?"

With a sigh, He Yuan recalled the memory of being declined dozens of invitations.

Obviously, CCTV wants to let its sons and daughters out, but it is afraid of over-entertainment, so Mango Channel has not agreed to other programs except "Tian Tian Shang Shang", which has a good reputation at this stage.

On the contrary, Beijing Satellite TV and Dragon TV have reaped the dividends of this wave of traffic.

While talking, another wave of high energy came -

["Crazy Stupid Thief"

It's a stupid movie that we won't even take the time to say.

The reason why I mention it is simply to use it to occupy some time and briefly comment on the other films in the first quarter and talk about the movie titles.

In the past few years, Chinese movies have had a large number of similar domestic comedies, with various titles full of local flavor.

In January of this year alone, in addition to "Just Kidding", there were also movies such as "Seven Long Dong Qiang Dong Qiang" and "Love Is Scary" released.

Is such a title attractive to our audience?

The market has already told us the answer.

This kind of movie title seems friendly and catchy, but in fact it reflects the unfamiliarity and indifference of some film creators to the market.

Most of the movies with similar titles, such as "The Gods and Horses Are Floating Clouds", "Marry a Perfect Man", "Love", "Lift Up Love", "Renegade and Hidden Criminal", "Red Eagle Man", " Very Little Agent: Time Bandits" and so on~
Just hearing these titles read out to me is enough to drive viewers of this show crazy.

These so-called movies are basically the product of a combination of hot-headedness and charlatanism.

I originally tried to fish in troubled waters, but unexpectedly found that the water was full of hands.

In the end, these film titles prove an unbreakable truth——

Any movie that dares to use a separator in its title is basically a bad movie, and anyone who wants to use the title "Lust, Caution" as an example to try to subvert this truth, you should reflect on your reading ability. and observation skills. 】

"Quoting scriptures and eloquently speaking without a single curse word is the highest level of swearing!!!"

“I really like this style of frigid complaints”

"Except for the Six Princesses of CCTV, no one dares to complain like this, because they will be sprayed to death. ←_←"

"Zhang Lin's serious broadcasting tone, venomous remarks, etc... He's so cute to me, so cute, so cute, I'll forget it!"

“Fried chicken cute!”

"Zhang Lin: I am an emotionless killer!"

"Every sentence touches the heart without losing elegance. I am willing to devote my knees to this copywriting."

"..."

Amid the laughter and praise that filled the screen, 45 minutes passed unknowingly.

The first issue of "Screening Room 6" has come to an end.

Switch the perspective and come to the live broadcast room.

Xuanran stood in front of the screen, and Zhang Lin's magnetic voice was a preview of the second issue.

[Zhou Xingchi’s name has become a symbol and a sign.

He is a symbolic figure of Hong Kong comedy and a master of nonsensical style.

Therefore, to study and discuss Zhou Xingchi, this name must be discussed in the context of a large Hong Kong movie.

The next program, "The Star Is Still the Star—The Biography of Stephen Chow" will review the development of Hong Kong's nonsensical comedy films. 】

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw that the protagonist of the next episode was Zhou Xingchi.

It’s not that I am amused by Xingye’s classic images.

But it reminds me of the copywriting complaint before the show started.

Feelings, you are also afraid of being certified as a fake fan by Master Xing, so you just hit a stick and give it to a sweet date!
It is not difficult to see from this trailer that the theme of the next issue should be to praise Xingye. Perhaps the most fatal thing is that there is no such official complaint.

Although it is a bit regretful, Zhang Lin said in the program before that the film and television series will be released once a month.

The release of this episode is partly due to the Spring Festival schedule, which gave the program team enough material to comment on.

As for the sincerity of the program team and Zhang Lin~
Mr. Xing, who was already lying on the bed, tossing and turning, his heart hurting so much that he couldn't breathe, didn't know.

In short, a much-anticipated feast came to an end.

Then there is no suspense.

With the support of Zhang Lin's violent popularity and the classic complaints from his previous life, "Screening Room 6" became a hit~
And as the explosive seven-episode series kicked off, this program was gradually regarded as a masterpiece in the minds of fans and audiences.

I believe that as time goes by, it will gradually become a classic that is missed by countless people in its previous life.

Its rating on Douban is as high as 9.6, which is close to the perfect score. It is almost an indelible mark in the history of Chinese television.

It is only 0.1 points lower than "World Football".

This moved countless TV variety artists!
After Tianzu was broadcast, many friends would sit in front of the TV at 7:30 every Monday night and wait to watch the best football program on land.

If certain events cause "World Football" to be postponed or suspended, fans will definitely be extremely sad.

"World Football" created by CCTV can be said to be the best football program in China and the best gift from God to Chinese fans.

"World Football" has a score of 9.7 on Douban, which is the highest praise given to this program by fans.

Among them, the most emotional one for fans is the "Absolute Superstar" column.

The tear-jerking copywriting, Zhang Lin's sensational commentary, and the glorious moments of the stars moved countless fans.

I never thought that after half a year, CCTV would "create" another equally impressive "Screening Room Six".

The generous seven-day broadcast has led to more and more viewers following this program, and praises from various media have also poured in.

# Douban score of 9.6 on the first day! CCTV’s sharpest and most venomous program, you have never seen this program before!_Sohu#
#Official Tucao is the most deadly#
#"Screening Room 6" will ruin the dreams of getting rich from many bad movies? #
#"Screening Room 6" had a grand opening at the beginning of the year.Netizen: Tremble, bad movies#
#Screening Room 6: The Six Princesses was produced with high scores among film critics and the audience loves to see the poisonous Black Lotus#
#——#
In short, with Zhang Lin's three-point ax and Ba Ba's strong background, "Liu Fang" has successfully carved a bloody path paved with corpses in today's mixed film industry.

After the seventh episode of the broadcast, it was affectionately called by fans:
The best friend of good movies, the nightmare of bad movies.

With trendy and professional viewpoints and sharp language, "Six Broadcasts" reviews films without being soft-spoken.

His venomous tongue can be described as cruel, but he also points out the problems that some people dare not speak out!

Of course, although the sixth broadcast is famous for criticizing bad movies, the subsequent six episodes also proved the strength of the CCTV team.

In the following six issues, everyone recognized that this was a very professional film review column.

It can integrate film techniques, film history, the current situation of the film industry, and even the connection between film and all aspects of society into its humorous commentary.

Speaking of war movies, it talks about a country's movies, which more directly reflect the mentality of the nation than any other artistic medium, and war movies are even more so;

When it comes to the spectacle of special effects in movies, it is said that there is no need to go overboard, just hit the mark.

What ultimately touches the audience are the most basic emotions in human nature;

When it comes to mythological movies, it quotes from many sources, including the classic work "The Hero with a Thousand Faces" by the master of mythology Campbell, saying that almost all heroes in mythological systems around the world have the same prototype.

Zhang Lin dare not say how much the viewers of "Screening Room Six" know about movies.

But he dared to say that the audience who watched the six broadcasts would be subtly affected and absorb a lot of positive opinions and professional information.

Because this kind of video and this kind of information output is extremely precious even in this era when information is very convenient to obtain.

Especially for ordinary viewers who have little say.After all, in the previous life of 2023, there were movies that could trick millions of people into theaters through publicity and deception.

Therefore, the value of the sixth screening room is reflected here.

It is precisely because of seeing such content and understanding this information that the audience gradually understands what kind of movies should really be watched in the cinema, and what kind of creators truly respect the audience.

After seven episodes of the program, it is no exaggeration to say that "6 Play" has opened a door for mainland audiences.

And this door is the door to good movies and to true film art.

As for why you scold Master Xing so harshly?

The answers are also given in the subsequent six issues.

Over the past decade or so, the number of screens nationwide has grown rapidly, as has the box office.

Because of this, the Chinese film market is in chaos.

For example, at this stage, domestic pseudo-blockbusters almost dominate the domestic screen, accounting for half of domestic films.

What is a domestic fake blockbuster?
In Zhang Lin's words on the show, it is a deformed monster created by all kinds of capital eager for quick success and a market that is deliberately catered to.

Spend a lot of money to hire a bunch of stars, and by the way, support a so-called "newcomer", plus a mature production team from Hong Kong or Asia, or if you have more money, hire a Hollywood team.

In line with the strong domestic distribution, if possible, tie up theaters to participate in investment, and at the same time falsely report production costs and pretend to be blockbusters to deceive audiences.

Finally, the cost is recovered in the domestic market and even a profit is achieved.

Undoubtedly, Xingye's "Journey to the West: Demons" belongs to this type of domestic pseudo-blockbuster.

For this kind of movie that doesn't care about the audience and just wants to make money.

Regarding this abnormal state of the Chinese film market.

He tried to rectify the "Sixth Screening Room" of the Chinese film market by shouting, so he was the first to criticize without mercy.

It denounced such films:
Ignoring the most essential artistic characteristics of movies, they try to take advantage of the current market craze, make a quick buck and run away.

He also scolded the producers:

The so-called domestic commercial blockbusters have evolved from looking down on the audience to being unable to see the audience due to their box office successes again and again.

Another strange investor:
People are stupid and money comes quickly, which has become a portrayal of the mainland film market in the minds of some people.

There are even friendly reminders:
Even in China, there are still some things that cannot be solved with money alone, and movies are one of them.

At the same time, we also spare no effort to remind consumers to tighten their wallets and be wary of such blockbuster traps:

Instead of demanding that producers improve quality, it is better to start by improving their own consumption standards.

This level of daring to speak out makes people couldn’t help but murmur:
This show will not be suspended...

Faced with this problem, Zhang Lin said that he is an announcer with no emotions.

Please don’t ask him if the show is on or off the air.

"One episode lasts 45 minutes. If you say a wrong word, you will be deducted 200 yuan, so it's okay to stop broadcasting, haha~"

After dealing with the interviews with reporters, Zhang Lin got a two-week holiday.

To be honest, seeing the young couple still so busy after the official announcement, CCTV bosses felt ashamed, no, they felt distressed.

So let them reunite for two weeks after the heat has died down just a little bit.

No, Wang Bingbing also arrived in Beijing yesterday and got two weeks of vacation.

Color TV complex, in the elevator.

Zhang Lin squatted on the ground, holding in each hand the precious local products from all over the country prepared by Wang Bingbing.

What about ginseng from Northeast China, wild honey from Xinjiang Province, angelica from Gansu Province...

It looks inconspicuous, but it is full of heart.

After the elevator door dinged and opened, he raised his head and said, "We're here at Bingbing, let's go."

As he spoke, he stood up with both legs and stepped out of the elevator with his hands full of things.

Not feeling anyone behind him, he turned around and saw Wang Bingbing hesitating in place with a somewhat reserved expression.

Seeing him looking at him, he showed a sarcastic expression.

It was so funny that Zhang Lin joked: "What's wrong with you... The ugly daughter-in-law is nervous when she meets her parents-in-law?"

"Bah, you are the ugly wife!"

Wang Bingbing rolled her eyes and walked out, holding her neck and said harshly: "Who said I was nervous? I just fainted due to low blood sugar."

"Yes, yes, your blood sugar is low~"

Holding back his smile, Zhang Lin nodded in agreement.

I cursed in my heart: You can eat so much, but your blood sugar is low!

His appearance made Wang Bingbing smile bitterly. She walked out and said in a low voice: "The last time I came here, my aunt asked me. I also said that work is important and I won't fall in love for the time being. Now~~~"

"It's me pursuing you, it's not your fault."

He wanted to rub her big head, but unfortunately both hands were full of things. Zhang Lin could only smile and said: "Girl, please feel free to move forward~
Your parents-in-law and mother-in-law have been looking forward to this day for a long time!

Relax, walk boldly, start walking~"

Pursing her lips, Wang Bingbing took a deep breath, adjusted her mentality, and walked forward first.

After just a few steps, before he reached the door, he collapsed and fell back.

Facing Zhang Lin's gaze, he bent down and begged for mercy with a cute smile: "Brother, it's better you come, please first~"

Grinning, Zhang Lin turned sideways and pointed at his coat pocket.

"what?"

Curious, Wang Bingbing stepped forward and took out a bottle of perfume from her pocket.

Wrinkling her brows nicely, Wang Bingbing raised her head and asked, "What's this perfume for?"

"My family members are going to the toilet later. I'm afraid that you will be embarrassed when going to the toilet. I spray a little when I go in and the smell will be gone~"

Wang Bingbing laughed, this boyfriend is so cute sometimes.

And am I that hypocritical?
If I were so pretentious, I wouldn't cry stupidly in front of you!
"and this."

After lowering his head and speaking, Zhang Lin raised the other side of his coat pocket.

Wang Bingbing took it and took out a box of chewing gum.

Facing his girlfriend's gaze, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "After eating, chew two pills secretly, and there won't be anything on your teeth."

Oh, Wang Bingbing couldn't laugh or cry again.

After getting ready, Zhang Lin gave her a reassuring look, nodded and smiled: "Anyway, if you have any questions, just give her a look and I'll come to the rescue right away, okay?

The look in your eyes~"

Seeing Wang Bingbing smiling and nodding, Zhang Lin smiled and led the way inside.

Wang Bingbing caught up and said, "Give me some more, I brought too little."

"No, no, just knock on the door."

After two knocks, Zhang Lin heard rapid footsteps.

Immediately, the door opened from the inside, and Father Zhang's elegant face came into view.

The other party glanced left and right, then pushed away his son who was holding both hands full of gifts, and stepped forward to take the tea gift box from his future daughter-in-law with joy beyond words.

"We've arrived at our home, what else can we get?"

"Uncle, there aren't many things. They are all local products."

"Let's go to the house."

Immediately afterwards, Zhang’s mother came out with a bouquet of flowers and handed it to her daughter-in-law with a bright smile.

Then they pulled Wang Bingbing, who was embarrassed and moved, into the house without looking at Zhang Lin.

"Auntie, do you need some shoes?"

"No, no, I don't have that many polite things to do at home~"

(⊙_⊙)?
Listening to the conversation of the three people, Zhang Lin, who was pushed to the corner, looked suspicious of life.

After a while, he laughed dumbly and said: "This is too real!"

However, despite being treated differently, Zhang Lin still felt warm inside.

After all, if his parents treat their daughter-in-law well, isn't that the greatest kindness to their son?
PS: It will be updated to [-] today. I need to adjust it in two days. There are some glitches.

(End of this chapter)