The Merry Monk

After sending An Ranran to school, Xia Luo went straight to the international airport in hz city, but received a call from Hua Jianzi on the way: "Hey, what's the matter, sister? Miss you brother? Hehe~" Xia Luo Luo is still such a rogue molesting his junior sister.

"Well, brother, you were so handsome last night! Can you lend me the two scythes you had yesterday?" Hua Jianzi sat up from the hotel bed excitedly and asked with a smile on his face. stand up.Because she knew the experience of Charlotte's three-color real fire, but it had no effect on the two sickles, so she became curious for a while.

"I'm not free right now, I'm going on vacation!!" Charlotte is in a hurry now, how can she have time to talk to her, and said that she doesn't have time to study the two strange knives Woolen cloth.

"Ah!" Huajianzi screamed when she heard that Charlotte was going on vacation, and then said angrily, "Brother, you are so mean, you didn't say anything about going on vacation! Hmph~"

"Uh! Wasn't it a temporary decision..." Charlotte said it was a vacation, but she just said it casually, and she couldn't tell her the truth, saying that she was going abroad to be a cook, right?

"No, I'm going! Where are you now?" After hearing this, Hua Jianzi didn't bother to listen to his explanation, and asked decisively.

"I...have been on the handjob!" Charlotte had no choice but to lie.

"Liar, there are so many car horns on the gray machine?" Huajianzi said angrily when he heard what Charlotte said: "Brother, go alone, hehe~ When you come back, Mieshi will probably have to be rebuilt! !"

"I'm on my way to the hz international airport. I'll arrive within half an hour, otherwise my flight will be missed. Call me when you get there, 88~~" After hearing this, Charlotte felt a chill in her heart. She really is a witch, threatening people And with a smile. .

"Whoosh~" After Huajianzi hung up the phone, he jumped up, put on his clothes, and ran downstairs. He didn't even want the deposit of the hotel room fee, and went straight to the taxi on the side of the road.And the effect of beautiful women is always so good. After stopping the first taxi, Hua Jianzi got on the taxi.

"Uncle! I'm going to hz International Airport, can I arrive in half an hour?" Huajianzi opened the door of the car, winking at an uncle inside and said, "I will give you 1 yuan. I'll drive, okay? I'm in a hurry..."

"Pfft~" Seeing this, the uncle couldn't hold back immediately, and the nosebleed couldn't help but spurted out. He opened the car door with heartfelt eyes, came to Huajianzi's passenger seat and got down.

"Here, here's the money, including the fine for running a red light!" After sitting in the driver's seat, Hua Jianzi took out a large amount of money, stuffed it into the uncle's hand, and said with a concerned face: " Please fasten your seat belt!! Hiss~~" After finishing speaking, he stepped on the gas pedal, and the startled uncle came back to his senses and fastened his seat belt.

"Hey, why are you driving?" The uncle who came back to his senses realized that he was sitting in the co-pilot, while the driver was a charming schoolgirl, and suddenly he was confused. come up.

"Squeak~~" After slamming on the brakes, before Huajianzi opened the door, the uncle slammed the door and ran out of the car with a blushing face, vomiting continuously at the flower bed on the side.

"Huh, 25 minutes, not bad, just in time!" Huajianzi looked at the watch on his wrist, and dialed Charlotte's phone with a satisfied face.

"Hello?" Charlotte answered Hua Jianzi's call with a puzzled and dull expression, because Charlotte wanted to use this trick to get rid of the brown candy.But when I received her call, I felt bad.

"Brother, I'm at the gate of the airport, have you arrived yet? Come out and pick me up!" Huajianzi said with a smile on his face.

"Right away!" After Charlotte finished speaking, she hung up the phone with a black face. No matter how hard he thought, he couldn't figure it out. How could this Huajianzi arrive at the airport earlier than himself?Could it be that he came to hz long ago?And live near the airport?

But the fact is that Huajianzi's hotel is indeed relatively close to the hz International Airport. That's because yesterday's Workers' Stadium was relatively close to the airport. live down.

"Brother, where are you going on vacation? Hee hee~ You cheapskate!" A few minutes later, after seeing Charlotte's car parked at the gate of the airport, Hua Jianzi found him.

"Well, my friend asked me to do a favor!" When Charlotte saw Huajianzi, the black line on her face was not because she didn't want to see her, but because of the picture on her face that was drawn by the little Lolita. Tangled with the same beard as Fanti.

"Oh, where are you going? Do you have to put on such heavy makeup?" Hua Jianzi was actually staring at Charlotte's funny beard, but he was afraid of hurting him, so he held back his laughter.

"Boromigo!" Charlotte sighed, and said helplessly, "Let's go, it's almost time!"

"Brother, you look so pretty today! Haha~" Seeing Charlotte's face full of black lines and that bald look, Hua Jianzi finally couldn't help it, and laughed beside him, while those After being attracted by Huajianzi's laughter, the crowd at the airport also found this Charlotte with strange makeup, and couldn't help laughing.

"I'm sorry, sir, please show your customs clearance certificate!!" After entering the ticket hall, Charlotte asked for two tickets to Boromi, but the conductor inside asked him for a customs clearance certificate.

"Uh, what customs clearance certificate?" Charlotte asked in shock.

"Senior brother, you went to the Boromi country to play, didn't you apply for entry and exit procedures?" Hua Jianzi rolled his eyes after hearing what Charlotte said.

"Did you report it?" Charlotte also gave her a blank look, and asked Hua Jianzi back.

"I don't need to report it!" After hearing this, Hua Jianzi took out a certificate from his bag with a sad face, handed it to the window of the conductor and said, "Buy two tickets to Boromi!"

"I'm sorry, miss, this certificate can only buy one ticket, and you can only board the plane with your real name!" After seeing this, the conductor glanced suspiciously at Charlotte and Hua Jianzi and reminded him.

"Damn, it's so troublesome!" Charlotte ignored the conductors, lit a cigarette and walked to the special boarding gate for Boromi, and said to Huajianzi: "No need to sell, I have a friend to pick it up! "

Hua Jianzi also had no choice but to follow, thinking in his heart, is this dead senior brother playing tricks on me on purpose?

"Sorry, your flight has been delayed for half an hour. Please go back to your seats and wait for half an hour!" At the boarding gate where the crowds were crowded, a ticket inspector smiled at a group of passengers who were listening to the announcement and wanted to board the plane Talked up.

"What do you mean? Didn't the broadcast say the ticket check? Why is it delayed for half an hour now?" A passenger yelled with reluctance. This was the second delay.

"Yes! Yes, what's going on?" Everyone also booed.

"I'm really sorry, Poro [-] is on the way down, and we have nothing to do! Please understand us!" The ticket inspector explained helplessly after hearing this.

And when those travelers heard the second sentence, they immediately stopped clamoring, what is the concept of Polo One, it is the special plane of the king of Porome, and these people are not on business trips to Porome , Those who work are there to discuss business, how can they provoke such a person, unless they don't want to do business in Boromi Kingdom.

Helpless, I could only sulk in my heart, complaining that the flight I caught was too unlucky, and those people sat down and discussed with curiosity. This Poluo No. [-] has not come to Huaxia for several years. The airport in China, this sudden arrival at hz international airport, what is the reason?

"Get out of the way!! You are all outside the cordon, you, you two, what hat are you wearing? Show me your ID card!!" After watching the play, Charlotte was about to call Manzi, but he didn't want to be targeted by a wave of policemen who rushed over.

"Hand over your ID card to me, and take off your hat!" Coincidentally, the group of policemen who arrived after hearing the report from the airport staff happened to be the one who had been severely repaired by Charlotte. Fat police officer Zhu He.

"Officer Zhu, what a coincidence, hehe~" As soon as Charlotte saw him, she thought the officer was so funny, so she couldn't hold back, and greeted him with a smile on her face.

"What? You know me?" Zhu He frowned when he heard that, looked at Charlotte and asked.

"It's not acquaintance, but when we were slaughtering pigs that time, you happened to come to eat the meat head!" Charlotte grinned, and responded to Zhu He.

"Pfft~" Huajianzi laughed when she heard what Charlotte said, because she was comparing the fat police officer's head with the pig's head just now, and Charlotte said something for no reason. , so she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Shut up!" Na Zhuhe himself looked like this, but he hated others taking his appearance as a laughing stock. After seeing the beautiful woman around him laughing, he looked at her angrily. roared.

"Oh! I remembered, so you are the dead bald head that night!!" After shouting at Huajianzi, but Huajianzi was still laughing constantly, Zhu He pointed his target at Charlotte with a look on his face. Suddenly sneered and said: "I suspect that you are a terrorist, and you want to take this opportunity to plan terrorist activities against the distinguished guests of Boromi Kingdom, come here, take me away!!"

"Fatty, you didn't run the police station. If you say anything, you have to prove it!" To avenge that day, Zhu He directly blamed Charlotte, and of course Charlotte was not afraid at all. The smoke that spit out his face came back.I thought, you dead pig, play with me?That's a little tender!