The Merry Monk

"Fatty, you didn't run the police station. Whatever you say, you have to prove it!" In order to avenge that day, Zhu He directly blamed Charlotte, and of course Charlotte vomited without fear. The smoke on his face returned.

"Come on, mess up his hat. I suspect that this man has detonated explosives on his head! Take him back to the police station for investigation!!" Zhu He was not afraid of Charlotte's threats, so he asked Charlotte to go to the police station for a few moments God, when the time comes, just use some small things to stop him, so that he can vent his anger.

"Yes!!" After hearing this, several police officers immediately responded and went to get Charlotte's hat.

"I'm the Earl of Poromeco, you don't have the right to touch my hat!!" Seeing this, Charlotte turned back coldly and said.

"Just you? Earl? Hahaha~~" Zhu He laughed and said, "You are the earl of Porome, and I am the king of Porome!" , I also think that Charlotte's joke is too big, the title of Porome is not so easy to get.

"Do you know this?" Seeing that the two policemen had already started to draw their guns, Charlotte took out the Earl's Medal in her hand and held it in front of the policemen.

"You two, arrest him quickly, you dare to pretend to be the Earl of Boromi, hey, you finally fell into my hands today, this crime is a capital crime!!" Zhu He saw that After receiving the earl's medal, he was not frightened, but ordered his subordinates excitedly.

Because the titles of the Porome Kingdom are only awarded to those who are powerful in the country or who have made great contributions, and the title of Earl is already a very high honor. How could an ordinary Chinese like him get it?Another point is that Charlotte of the Porome country may not know that their nationals and adult men must grow beards.

Those who have won the title of knighthood can make their beards into a mustache that is curved upwards, and if they are upwards, they can braid their beards into the shape of small braids, which is a sign to show their identity and status.And as long as Charlotte's beard is not a fool, it can be seen that it was hand-painted, and the painting is very ugly.

"This world is really dangerous, and you dare to pretend to be the title of Porome!" In the crowd waiting for the plane just now, everyone looked at Charlotte from afar with idiots and said, shaking his head.

"Yeah, he doesn't want to grow a beard either, so I guess that fat police officer will believe it, it's too cheap!" Another person also expressed the same opinion.

"Presumptuous!" Just as the police officer received Zhu He's order and was about to step forward to take Charlotte down, a cold roar came from the side.

"You are so..." Zhu He was stunned, and when he recovered, he cursed and turned his head away, but when he saw the person in front of him clearly, he swallowed the words behind him and turned to laughing He ran over flatteringly and said, "Isn't this a pretty big escort? Why come to our hz city to play when you have time? Come on, our hz city has already prepared a car seat for you. I wonder if His Royal Highness will come this time. We are a small city!"

But the barbarian, ignoring Zhu He's flattery, came to Charlotte's side and nodded, "Mr. Earl, the king has prepared the plane, please come with me to Porromi Kingdom! Thank you!" Actually Zi Kewei gave way to the plane, but in order to give Charlotte enough face, Manzi spoke out loudly with a face full of lies.

At this moment, Zhu He, hearing what the barbarian behind him said, his expression on his face suddenly stiffened, thinking, so the bald head is really the earl of the Poromi Kingdom, and the Kingdom personally sent Poro One to pick him up. ,this. .Who the hell is this?What can I do now?

"Haha, Brother Manzi, I'm just worried that I haven't approved the certificate for customs clearance. I didn't expect you to send a special plane to pick it up. Let's go, it's getting late!" After hearing this, Charlotte patted Manzi on the shoulder and turned towards the entrance. The port went over.

"Go home and wash your neck, and wait for me to come back!" After walking to the side of Zhu He who was stunned and uneasy, Charlotte grinned evilly and whispered in his ear, and then spat out his face. Yan followed Manzi and walked in towards the boarding gate.

"You're not mistaken, right? This is really the earl? What's his background?" The man in the crowd muttered in surprise, forgetting the backs of Manzi and Charlotte.

"I don't know. I've never seen this earl before in the Porome country. Could it be a minister or the illegitimate son of a general?" The other person also looked puzzled, and at this time, a large group of reporters was rushing outside. , but they probably couldn't even see the shadow of the barbarian.

"Bureau... Director, what should we do now?" The two little policemen asked Zhu He, who was still in a daze, with worried faces after seeing the people leave.

"Go home!" Zhu He said to the two with a dull expression: "Wash your neck!" After finishing speaking, he left the two of them and walked out of the airport with a guilty conscience.And during the days when Charlotte went to Boromi, Na Zhuhe never slept soundly at night, and every time he woke up in the middle of the night, he would break out in sweat, and then quickly touched his neck, not even connected to himself. body. . . .

Sitting on this Polo-[-] private plane feels much more enjoyable than taking the economy class, with leather massage sofas, LCD large-screen TVs, computers, small bars, and viewing binoculars.

"Earl Xia, this one, please introduce me!" Manzi also asked curiously about this cute girl who came with Charlotte. After all, he was going to pick him up to the palace. Just ask clearly.

"Oh, this is my sister!" Charlotte said calmly while smoking.

"Mr. Earl, do you want to drink anything?" At this moment, a woman with a silk scarf wrapped around her head, with a good figure and big eyes, but her face was blocked by the silk scarf came over to Charlotte and asked. stand up.

"Give this lady a drink, and bring me the most expensive wine on your plane!" After hearing this, Charlotte thought to herself, there is no bar on the plane, why don't you bring me some wine.

But when the beauty heard that Charlotte was going to drink, she turned to look at the barbarian and asked for his opinion.Seeing Manzi nodded, he smiled and said, "Okay! Then, Miss, what would you like to drink?"

"Coca Cola!"

"No! Only Sprite!"

"Jia Duo Bao!"

"Only Wanglaoji!"

"That's not authentic, then give me a bottle of fruit orange!"

"Sorry, only queers!"

"Is there always milk tea?" Hua Jianzi was still playing the game happily, but he didn't want to drink as much as he wanted, so he asked a little angrily.

"Yes!" The beauty asked with a smile after hearing this, "Do you want double skin milk or yogurt? Rose tea or chrysanthemum tea?"

"..." Upon hearing this, Hua Jianzi immediately said with black lines on his face, "No need, I'll be my teacher too. Brother, have a drink!"

"Okay, those two, please wait a moment!" The beauty also felt very embarrassed, and after a smile, she turned around and went to get the wine.After a while, a bottle of top-quality Lafite and Remy Martin was placed on the table where the two faced each other. Then they put down four wine glasses, opened the wine, and walked away.

"By the way, how long does it take to get from HZ City to Boromi Country?" Charlotte poured a glass of wine and asked the barbarian if he wanted to drink or not.

"About three hours!" In fact, if you want to enter the palace of Boromi Kingdom, you are not allowed to drink alcohol privately, but Zi Kewei personally invited Charlotte, and the barbarian has no right to say anything, so he had to drink The two of them took Zi Kewei to Zi Kewei's place, and it was enough after getting through with her.

"It's been so long? It would probably take six hours to sit on an ordinary handjob!" Hua Jianzi murmured while continuing to play the game after taking a nap with lipstick and wine.

"Almost, the scenery along the way is pretty good. If you are tired, there is a rest room at the back of the plane. You can go to sleep first. I will wake you up when you get there!" After hearing this, Manzi quickly introduced again.

Along the way, there are seas and islands. For the two who are used to flying, there is really nothing new to see. After drinking some wine, Hua Jianzi became sleepy and ran to the back to lie on the bed. Went to rest and went to bed, while Charlotte was still smoking a cigarette while chatting with the barbarian.

Through these few hours of chatting, Charlotte also knew some things about the Boromi Kingdom. It is said to be a country, but it is actually about the same size as a Chinese province. The area is the same as Hainan Province, but the population is not very large. There were only 2000 million people, but the number of those who went to the Boromy Kingdom to do business was as large as 5000 million, far exceeding the population of his own country.

And the location of this Boromi Island is just right on the Pacific Ocean in South Asia, and it is connected to the Pacific Ocean. !No wonder the trade association here is so developed.

"It's here!" Through the window of the plane, a large piece of land in the ocean can already be seen on one side, Manzi said with a sigh of relief.

"What's that layer?" Charlotte asked looking at the hood-like object above the beautiful island.

"It's the protective net of our Boromi Kingdom. If foreign objects try to break in without permission, they will probably be shot down by that protective net."

"Uh!" Charlotte became interested after hearing this, isn't this too awesome?Through this situation, it can be seen completely that the entire island is wrapped in this layer of net. In this way, it is estimated that no one really dares to fight this powerful Porome country.

"Can the missile go in?" Charlotte turned her head and asked after being startled.