Alliance: Laughing like crazy, this contestant’s program is so effective

Chapter 12: Everyone burst into laughter, fake... fake surrender letter?What a genius he is! ! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Fuck!"

"Crooked sun!!"

"Kill Dopa alone??"

"My good brother in the middle is on, right?!"

Players on both sides were shocked.

"Wipe it!" The figure nearby opened his eyes even more, in disbelief, "Gouba AD card scored twice, is it really so swollen?!"

He will never forget the scene when Su Cheng overturned VG with 19 consecutive kills during VG's trial training. However, it was just for fun. Later, Su Cheng was assigned to use other heroes, and he no longer had the exaggerated intensity when he first met.

Later, I figured it out. The Good Brothers card did have something, but it was only because the Marquis relaxed his vigilance at the beginning that he was taken advantage of. After that, the economic snowball started to roll, and it was natural to kill indiscriminately.

What's going on right now?
The Three Reds of the Long Sword went out and killed one life and two lives, killing the former professional player, the passer-by king of both servers and the number one card in the national server? ?

Marquis doesn't know how to play cards, so he can understand.

But Dopa is the former professional card King!
"This aircraft is still too young."

"My evaluation is that it is not as good as EasyHoon."

Su Cheng took advantage of the break to return to the city, took apart an Alpine and sucked it into her mouth, and started to give advice in a calm manner.

"You said you were fat and you still had asthma, right?" Ge Ge gave me a look of disgust.

My mouth is hard, but my heart is also muttering.

Use the famous hero of King of Cards to defeat him...

Is this kid really a genius?
……

【Good to kill. 】

[This AD card has something. 】

[One life kills two lives. Is the anchor embarrassed? 】

[Dopa: He has exploded. 】

[Being slapped in the face by Guijianchou, the anchor is this #THUMBS#]

【…】

On the barrage of Dopa's live broadcast room, the fun began to party at that time.

Everyone has a rebellious mentality.

What the audience who came to watch the excitement most want to see is this classic scene where the anchor pretends to be cool and gets slapped in the face.

"The damage is not calculated accurately. I am at a disadvantage because he has one more Ignite. I understand this card a little bit, but not much." Dopa explained forcefully, "It should be the main E combined with the long sword. It's okay to steal the chicken with this kind of sideways. , the jungler’s rhythm has picked up, and you can win casually.”

As the number one player in the national server, he was a former professional player.

Dopa has absolute confidence in herself.

But for the mid laner.

When first blood is given to the opponent and TP is played, it already means G.

The Card Master himself can gain additional economy by passively killing minions. Counting the head economy and the fact that the soldier line is pushed forward to send to the defense tower, the card can capture the line when going out, but he will lose at least one and a half waves of minions. Each other's economy has grown by nearly [-].

The red side jungler Lion Meow picked up the rhythm and defeated Xuan Shen on the road.

Su Cheng didn't care. He had the same outfit idea as the VG trial in the afternoon, but this time he took out the 'Murder Ring' first, obviously hoping to make a difference.

It's not easy to kill solo without igniting the middle lane.

However, Su Cheng continued to put pressure on him, and Dopa couldn't stand the AD card, so he could only choose to avoid its edge for the time being.

But this avoidance.

That’s exactly 3 minutes…

During this period, there were frequent battles. First, Sally went to do some work in the bottom lane, but was accidentally squatted by Lion Meow. She sent out a wave of big rhythm that made Lion Meow directly get three kills. After that, Su Cheng flew down to support with his big move, but it was just If Xia is replaced, there will be no more content.

Xuan Shen sent another wave on the road.

Being singled out by the opponent.

The record came to 0-2.

The first king of S6 showed off his unique skill, Jace, which he was proud of, but was beaten by the little tiger god to the point where he didn't even recognize his own mother.

The four teammates did not dare to say a word during the game, but in front of many water friends in the live broadcast room, they were harshly analyzing everything during the game, especially Sally, who was the toughest. Facing a 4-0 poodle, he put the blame on Two on the bottom lane.

"No, my lovely Xuan Shen, please let your brother hold still and drive off first, right?"

"Say!"

"Who's the boss across from you?"

Seeing that the situation was starting to go wrong, Su Cheng quickly typed to interact with his teammates, especially naming Xuan Shen.

Xuan Shen, who spoke eloquently before the game, wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

He said that the middle lane should be stable. At the beginning of the game, he made it clear that Su Cheng was no match for Dopa. He was also the first to mention the smoke coming from his own base.

Looking at the 2-0 record of his mid laner.

Xuan Shen was about to burst into tears, "No, is it true that this guy Gouba can play cards?"

this moment.

How he hopes that the middle lane will be as tidy as everyone else, 0-2, and the family will happily vote for 15.

I was sharing my mood at the moment with the water friends in the live broadcast room, but suddenly a poodle appeared in the jungle. After using a set of skills, his screen instantly became gray.

[The Proud Stalker is unstoppable! ! 】

The kill notification sounded.

"Your takeout has been delivered. Meituan rider Last Xuan is at your service. Five-star review!" - OgGod
Three consecutive golden question marks appeared in his view.

This guy's "support" is really speechless.

"Oh, that's too much. Didn't this turtle just use the mid lane as a ignited dog to steal a wave of Dopa? With his ultimate move, he flew down the lane and picked up a residual health. The record is good. It's good to see. Dopa is now stable. There are What qualifications does the Orange God have to shout at someone from the opposite side?"

The dazzling mentality of 0-3 was already a bit wrong, and he immediately complained in the live broadcast room.

Rough words, but seems to make sense?

[The Card Master is killing everyone! ! ! 】

A reminder suddenly appeared.

The card master in the middle lane jumped directly over the tower and killed Dopa.

The record came to 3-0!

[The anchor speaks. 】

[Bold, 0-3 mouth 3-0, right? Who gave you the courage? 】

[You don’t have the ability, so you just blame me, the Orange God? 】

【Call Orange God! 】

[The anchor speaks! 】

"..." Xuan Shen's face immediately stiffened.

No.

Why didn't the slap in the face come so quickly?
"The anchor speaks."

"What did the anchor say!"

The barrage in Dopa's live broadcast room instantly became lively.

The person involved was also very embarrassed and said harshly: "It's almost a ignition. If it was also ignited, he would fall first."

How can the King of Cards recognize others in the areas that he is most proud of?

Su Cheng is doing something, and Lion Meow is also doing something.

The opponent seems to have discovered the wealth code and keeps withdrawing money in the bottom lane. After all, the ADC is Lu Xueqi, the first queen of the national server. As for the strength, he knows how much. It is okay to meet an assistant who can play, but the assistant is Zztai...

Especially the top lane dazzler Jayce has been completely reduced to a toy, and the weapon master does not need a reason to jump the tower.

The Tiger God is also dancing on the corpse of Xuan God!

The poodle quacks and kills.

After a while the record reached '7-0'.

Seeing that he was about to surpass the gods, Lion Meow aimed his spear at the middle.

This kid took advantage of his unpreparedness and used his big move to fly down the lane again, staying in the support to add another kill, bringing the record to 4-0, but can the little card An compete with him as the Lion King?
"That's enough. Orange God, your AD card has something to offer. Brother, I approve of you."

"Wash your neck well, brother will use his ultimate move to kill you at any time~" Lion Meow typed loudly to put pressure on her, and then started to cheer up the audience in the live broadcast room.

Take Dopa flying and kill the Orange God indiscriminately.

He is sure to take advantage of this wave of traffic! ! !

Jesus couldn’t stop him…

"Get ready to vote."

"I really can't fight."

Xuan Shen has given up treatment.

Sally also planned to show off, and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "I don't dare to go to the wild area. The poodle will kill wherever it goes. Most of them can kill me without firing. This Buddha is difficult to save, send it!"

"It's over. There are too many dads on the other side, and Orange God can't hold it alone." Lu Xueqi burst into tears, feeling a little ashamed, "This is mine, and Orange God won't be able to win sixteen consecutive games."

"Xuan Gou, you are really a newborn Dong Xi, Bi Yang's late wish, I really want to tear your cute and charming cherry mouth apart." - OgGod.

"You give my brother V200 two packs of Huazi, and I will help you win." - OgGod.

See the subtitles in the game.

Countless water friends were extremely happy at that time.

Xuan Shen was so embarrassed that he felt ashamed. This guy was really accomplished in the field of intersex.

V200?

"Tathagata Buddha has to play GG when he comes. If you can translate, let alone V200, brother V, you have two thousand!" Xuan Shen typed in a dumbfounded voice. His feelings made him beat the V200 in seconds yesterday. This kid is still worried about it. ah.

It was meant to be a joke.

The time came to 15 minutes.

He was the first to initiate the surrender, and almost instantly, he received two more votes.

"Let's order it." He was lying on the back of the chair, smoking cigarettes one after another, already feeling a little autistic.

Su Cheng hurriedly stopped, "Please give me Dema, please give me a no!"

After all, Su Cheng has the right to vote no.

Many water friends were stunned when they saw the surrender failed.

This guy really wants to cheat?

Two votes for no, torturing teammates?
OgGod: 'The enemy legion agrees to surrender, four votes in favor and one against. '——TGP Assistant
Suddenly, a line of information appeared in the lower left corner.

As teammates, they can see that this message was sent by Su Cheng.

What is this going to do?
"Oh, you're on the opposite side?" Lioncat, who was circling in the middle but couldn't find a good angle to kill the card master, was immediately delighted when he saw this. He immediately activated his ultimate move without saying a word and flashed forward, trying to ride on it forcefully. The card is a blast.

Attacked by a defense tower?

not give a damn about!
The plane carried explosives, and Dopa also saw the news of the surrender, and followed up directly to force a wave of cards.

result……

Su Cheng flashed to avoid all damage from the plane, yellow card stuns Lion Meow, ruined deceleration, crazy AAA...

The defense tower outputs wildly, and finally ignites with cooperation.

One tower beats two! ! !

Doublekill! ! !

[OgGod (Card Master) killed Huya and Lion Meow (Proud Stalker)! ! 】

【OgGod...】

【Card Master has dominated the game! ! 】

Subsequently.

Su Cheng focused on controlling the cards to clean up the middle line of troops. His record had reached 6-0.

At this moment, the air fell into silence.

"???" The lion meowed.

Dopa: "???"

Didn’t you vote?
What kind of situation? !

The four teammates who understood the reason were all stunned.

And this kind of operation?

Can you still play like this?

"66666!"

"genius!"

"He is truly a genius!"

"Let's play a game. You and your buddies play the art of war, right?"

"I didn't expect that there were even fake surrenders."

"The poodle has been terminated. Maybe... it can really turn over?"

"..."

Netizens from all walks of life were very happy.

"You're really a fucking genius. Can you even think of such a damaging move?" His attitude was astonishing, and he was already bored due to being brutally beaten in the bottom lane. At this moment, he was resurrected with full health.

Su Cheng laughed and posted, "A soldier never tires of deceit. I admit that your poodle is very powerful in martial arts, but if I fake a letter of surrender, how should you deal with it?"

"You eat shit!!"

suddenly.

In the red center and jungle, the temperature continues to soar.

Bitchi!

Bitch! !
This card must die! ! !

Soon.

Su Cheng went out again and gained kills continuously. His equipment had completely taken off, and the dilapidated special effects cards had taken shape. He found an angle, flew down with his ultimate move, and directly killed a wave of double kills. The record came to 8-0.

Legendary! ! !

The super god’s beep is so deafening.

Several teammates who had lost all their fighting spirit were suddenly boosted in morale.

Every victory at the beginning of the season is crucial.

Who wants to lose if there is hope for a comeback?
Cards with full attack speed will be completely unstoppable in subsequent games.

Ruined, mutton knife, 25-story murder book, Central Asian hourglass and durable shoes.

When playing cards with fast hand speed, with the frankness of the durable shoes and Zhong Ya, Su Cheng couldn't be killed in seconds even if the poodle jumped in with his ultimate move. Even Zhong Ya couldn't force him out, so he was hit by a series of poker cards and was instantly killed. .

The role of stance assist Lulu comes into play, W is left to guard against someone coming in for a second, and E is given to the mid laner in a team fight. The playing cards with Pixar are simply a visual feast.

In the later stage, Su Cheng took out Luana Hurricane and got the Six Gods.

After eating Pixar with his assistant Lulu, Su Cheng directly forced two-on-five to chop melons and vegetables.

Countless netizens only thought that a walking Gatling appeared in the canyon.

A once, Pixar has three attack special effects, Hurricane has two additional special effects, Sheep Knife triggers again...

That’s ten cards in one second! ! !

Many netizens saw their scalps numb and called them "gamblers".

Final 25 minutes.

The ultimate headwind and a successful comeback!
The red square base exploded! ! !
"Get money!" At the end of the game, Su Cheng typed quickly.

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