Alliance: Laughing like crazy, this contestant’s program is so effective

Chapter 13 Su Cheng: 2B, I am 2B!Rich rewards, half step T0! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

【It’s so exciting! 】

[Holy shit, shit! 】

[Are Lion Meow and Dopa okay? 】

[A card master who is officially positioned as a tool man is treated as an ADC by this guy. You are really like this. 】

[Just tell me whether you won or not! 】

[One thing to say, maybe he is really a genius. 】

[Four teammates send random gifts, and they can turn over the bad results in the early stage. Those who like to mess around should take a look! 】

[I admit that Orange God has something in his AD card, but if we hold four votes at the same time, how should you deal with it? 】

【6! 】

[Gui Jianchou is ranked first in the national server. May I ask what year it is today? ! 】

[Add a hand, use cards, and crush the King of Cards! 】

【…】

Various live broadcast rooms once caused an uproar.

Faced with this shocking ultimate comeback, many water friends who witnessed it from a third-person perspective expressed their inner shock by posting barrages.

The word 'failure' appeared in front of me.

Lion Meow and Dopa's faces were dark and their moods were mixed. They felt as if they had eaten Xiang.

"Boil!!" Lion Meow bared his teeth and became frustrated, "No, why, Kun, why? I'm killing everyone in the audience. In the early stage, 7-0, I almost killed a god. Why can I lose like this!!" "

"Fake surrender letter." -House Manager.

Noticing this barrage, Lion Meow, who was already angry, suddenly became furious, and his backhand was a wave of permissions and a 360 ban.

"With a false surrender letter."

"The anchor is popular?"

"You have a simple mind and well-developed limbs. I admit that you are 7-0 brave and invincible, but if I resort to e-sports tactics, how should you respond?"

"..."

Faced with a barrage all over the screen, the lion suddenly felt deprived of oxygen and completely broke his guard and shouted: "Block!! Where is the room manager? The room manager has blocked these rhythmic people to death. Give me a 360 block!"

"Go, everyone go!!"

"What is the house manager doing? I've blocked all these rhythmic little black guys!"

"The house manager has been kicked out by you." - Ionia Lion Meow fan group.

Puff puff! ! !
……

As the No. 20 player in the national server, Dopa felt very complicated when facing the -[-] points deduction in front of the screen.

The live broadcast room fell into silence. Faced with the rhythmic and ridiculing barrages that filled the screen, even the lady in charge of the commentary was a little at a loss.

As promised, let’s avoid the sharp edges for the time being. Is it easy to play cards on airplanes?
With this avoidance, we avoided the crystal explosion!
Dopa felt that she was getting addicted to cigarettes, so she immediately turned off the camera and lit a mosquito coil. While waiting in line silently, she puffed away in frustration. But for some reason, the previous game suddenly appeared in her mind. of all kinds.

"vomit!"

"Yue!!"

"Fake, why can Xiba cards be played like this!!"

I don’t know if he vomited because of the mosquito repellent, or if he was disgusted by the process of being veiled by his famous hero in the last game. This passerby king with countless fans in the Chinese server actually retched repeatedly during the live broadcast.

program effect.

It’s quite an explosion!

……

"No, the AD card in the mid lane can really change my life." Xuan Shen also expressed his shock to many water friends in the live broadcast room, facing the screen full of 'pay money' bullets. At the end of the scene, he surrendered again and again, "Okay, okay, the anchor spits and nails, the main thing is to practice what he says, okay, you are all optimistic, this is ZFB, if you say two thousand, it will be two thousand!!"

He showed screenshots of the transfer to water friends who kept urging him in the live broadcast room.

Then I thought about the process of playing the game.

The corner of his mouth tilted, and he burst out laughing, and then he couldn't hold it back.

"Fake surrender letter... Is this an angle that anyone can come up with?"

"The Imperial Capital has a lot of tricks up its sleeves. The anchor here really wants to go back to Zu'an!"

After hearing this, the audience also started to laugh.

After transferring the money, Xuan Shen left a message, "You are really a fucking genius."

Although a game - 2000 yuan.

But for some reason, he was in a good mood?

"The road to Zu'an is also slippery, and people's hearts are more complex. Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety have been in a dilemma. The mother must die first." - House Manager.

Puff puff puff!

When Xuan Shen saw this, he laughed on the spot.

……

……

【Ding dong! 】

[The comprehensive evaluation of the game begins. 】

[Comedy effect: B+]

[Viewing effect: B-]

【Rewards are being generated...】

Oh open!

Su Cheng, who had just received 2000 yuan, was very happy. When he suddenly heard the system's reward prompt, his eyes lit up and he was smug and said: "Two B's, the brothers are actually 2B!"

"???"

"Brother, I don't allow you to say that about yourself!"

He was still celebrating with excitement for a second, but when he suddenly heard Su Cheng's words to himself, he immediately began to 'persuade' with earnest words. "piss off!"

[Ding, congratulations to the host, [Card Master] proficiency +100! 】

Oh, one is worth ten!

Are there any more?
[Congratulations to the host, a great victory, [free attribute points] +1! 】

attribute points.

Still free attribute points that can be controlled at will! !
Wow! !
Su Cheng looked happy and was very excited at that time.

His most critical operation is currently stuck at '88'. After counting these hard-won free points, it can be pushed to '89'. It is only one step away from entering the T0 realm. When there are three T0s and four T1s, who can compete with him? Fighting?
"No, good brother, if you have anything to do, just tell me. I will pay to take you to the doctor. Don't hide it!" Su Cheng called himself '2B' again, but was too excited to say anything. He calmed down. At that time, he started to care deeply and sincerely.

"You 2B, didn't you see that Xuan Shen transferred two thousand rice to your brother?"

"Brother, you're going to make a lot of money this time!"

Su Cheng rolled his eyes, took out a few pieces of 'big bubble gum' from his pocket and started chewing on his own.

"Let me get one for my brother." Zhimo Ma Liu opened one and threw it into his mouth. Seeing Su Cheng happily looking at the 2000 yuan he had just received in ZFB, for some reason his posture suddenly became sentimental and said, "Honestly. , Orange, if I hadn’t asked you to come to IG at that time, you would have already been a starter at some club by now, right? I guess that’s enough for a day’s work.”

"Brother hurt you!"

Su Cheng glanced at the gesture in surprise.

"Hey, look at my righteous brother Hao, how can he say such nonsense from his anus poured with molten iron?" Su Cheng said seriously: "If you really feel that you owe your brother, just call him daddy, and he will Forgive you!"

"I call you Dema!"

"..."

The two brothers were chatting and laughing.

"Stop saying anything. You continue to play AD cards. The naughty top laner Lulu will protect you."

"Brother is responsible for the quacking, and you are responsible for the random killing!"

"Tell me, brother, how you use the most confident voice, say the most shameless words, and then don't blush?"

"I'm trying to give you confidence, coward. Do you understand how valuable Lulu is, the number one top laner in the S3 national server?"

"..."

It is worth mentioning that.

The second one was Last Xuan, the money-giving boy.

across.

Xuan Shen, who was originally in a good mood due to his four consecutive victories and a comeback against the wind, ended his winning streak in just 10 minutes. He had just paid 2000 yuan to be taken away in exchange for 20 victory points. Before it even warmed in the pocket, it was eaten back by the person involved in the blink of an eye.

"Come on, come on three times in five minutes. You are such a fucking human being!"

"The rising sun and the sunset of the sun make me feel bitter in my heart!!"

Xuan Shen decided to avoid its edge.

"Let me tell you, the anchor is not afraid. Do you understand the gold content of the first and strongest king of S6? Who was under the anchor's feet at that time? The genius boy Ah Shui, several professional training brothers from YM, And Xiao Ma, when I was in the King of Kings, his Orange God was still reading Moonlight in front of the bed in class."

"Am I afraid of him? Am I afraid of him?"

"Okay, since everyone has said let it go, then the anchor will let it go. I'm very angry now. It's best that I don't encounter his Orange God, otherwise I'll beat him up every time I see him!!"

Brother Xuan is not very ruthless in his hands, but he is quite tough in his words.

Maybe sometimes fate likes to joke.

The third card, Lulu, was locked at the same time. You didn’t need to think about it to know that you had really encountered it.

Upon seeing this, Xuan Shen secretly cursed himself for not banning the card just to save face. He immediately wanted to use his super power to give his teammates V100 to defeat the game in seconds, but he was forced to pretend. Fortunately, he is the first king of S6. Really I can't keep my face down.

Jace was not banned.

Maybe……

If you give it a try, can you win back your face?
This time he filled in the 'mid lane'.

Under the cheers of many barrages, Xuan Shen became irritated, "Here, come here to me, this Jace is not banned, what kind of Gouba AD card can defeat my two sets of skills? Imperial City PK, both points are high It's a matter of life and death. It's a rare opportunity. Brothers, watch it carefully and learn from it!"

Such a menacing look.

It really frightened some water friends.

result……

3 minutes, Fristblood!

"Brother Xuan, you are such a good person." - OgGod.

4 minutes, 0-2.

"Dazzle, dazzle, dazzle!!! Go, go, go, Cheek!" - OgGod.

6 minutes, 0-3.

"Some people say that my brother Xuan, the first king of S6, has no gold content? I don't believe it! When playing games, you can't just listen to other people's comments. We have to be realistic. The one who fell in front of me at this moment is the first king of S6. Now I believe it. , it turns out that it really doesn’t have much gold content.” - OgGod.

The game time came to 10 minutes.

Xuan Shen, with his most proud unique skill Jace, was beaten to 0-8 without even a word of pain.

Countless friends in his live broadcast room were laughing together at this moment.

Xuan Shen blushed, turned off the camera, sat in front of the computer and smoked a cigarette one after another...

15 minutes.

The blue side surrendered collectively with five votes.

After working hard all night to win four games in a row, it was all in vain in the blink of an eye. Not only did I gain 2000 meters, but I was also very angry.

"Little Bi Zai, be careful when riding your horse and walking at night!"

After saying this.

Faced with the barrage of ridicule from the audience, Dazzling God downloaded the video at the speed of light.

……

　Kneeling for monthly ticket support.

　　Come on, everyone~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)