I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 392 Extra: If you break up with them on April Fool’s Day
Special extra for April Fool's Day~
Pillow here wishes everyone a happy April Fool's Day, and hopes that everyone can have a good start in this spring-warm April~
Warm reminder: The extra content in this chapter has nothing to do with the main text! Nothing to do! ! Nothing to do! ! !

Involved roles: two female protagonists and supporting female characters.

Highlights: There are female supporting characters, there are female supporting characters, there are female supporting characters in the plot! ! !

(If you mind, please don’t click.)
IF line, the setting is a parallel universe.

There is only a 1v1 single female protagonist, and everyone is not in the same world view.

Content: If you break up with them on April Fool's Day.

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Chapter of Chu Qingmian.

On the first day of April, Su Chengyi was woken up by a big mountain.

In the dream, he was being angrily hit on the chest by King Kong's fist. The extremely real feeling of suffocation made people struggle to wake up even though they knew it was a dream.

"It means, let's break up."

Su Chengyi coughed a few times and pinched its furry head as if punishing.

The thought of committing suicide came very naturally.

Su Chengyi's eyes moved down and saw the three words displayed below April 1st, April Fool's Day.

Fu Rui let out a "woof", stood up and walked towards the living room.

Chu Qingmian's breathing was stagnant and she felt a little dizzy.

When she came to the living room, Chu Qingmian was huddled on the chair at the dining table with a piece of bread in her mouth.

After opening his eyes, Fu Rui was lying on the bed looking at him with a pair of harmless dog eyes.

Su Chengyi secretly laughed. It was obviously just whole wheat bread.

Su Chengyi slowed down his speech and tried to speak the words seriously.

Su Chengyi rubbed his chest, turned over and saw the numbers on the electronic calendar beside the bed.

"cough."

Chu Qingmian's eyes were wandering and unnatural.

She stood up from the couch and began walking around the house, trying to hide her anxiety.

"Wait, wait a moment, please let me slow down."

"Didn't you mobilize your troops to wake me up?"

So she is resting at home today.

Rain or shine, thunder can't move.

"You're finally awake!"

Chu Qingmian seemed to be stunned by the word "break up", and she waved her hands tremblingly.

"I have something to tell you."

"I feel like we're not a good fit."

Look, there is writing on it. Mom will read it to you. Dog~dog~can’t~eat~”

"what is the matter."

It was impossible for him to sleep without closing the door to his room, otherwise Fury wouldn't be able to get in.

April 1st.

From the age of sixteen to twenty-two, this guy still hasn't learned to lie.

Su Chengyi looked at her shining eyes and said:

After Miss Chu was promoted to Little President Chu, although she had many things to do every day, she still very willfully set the 1st, 11th, and 21st of every month as her rest days.

“No, no, this is chocolate bread!

Chu Qingmian definitely did this deliberately when she saw that he was not awake after she got home.

"Where's your mother?"

After growing into a full-grown Bernese Mountain Dog, its actions similar to pleasing and coquettishness can be said to be fatal to sleeping humans.

Seeing his serious expression, Chu Qingmian stopped joking.

Su Chengyi carried her to the sofa and asked seriously.

He cleared his throat and said seriously:

Su Chengyi decided to teach on the spot.

".What's the meaning?"

"Break up? You told me to break up? Su Chengyi, are you serious?"

He coughed, Chu Qingmian's eyes lit up, she ran over barefoot on the carpet and threw herself into his arms.

"Who said that! I woke you up just to let you accompany me. What's wrong with me, hum!"

"Ah."

Su Chengyi leaned on the sofa and nodded.

"Okay! Just split it! Whatever you want!!!"

Chu Qingmian threw herself to the other side of the sofa, in the corner farthest from him.

"I have talked with you for six years, seven months, four days, eight hours, fifteen minutes and seven seconds. I really think it is too long!

Hahaha, you don’t know yet, right? ! In fact, I have wanted to break up for a long time. It is very boring to stay with a piece of wood every day! "

She casually grabbed a rabbit pillow and held it in her arms angrily, as if strangling her throat.

"For a boyfriend, you are quite handsome!
But you are not good at cooking. Except for sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork, spicy fish, cola, chicken wings, teriyaki chicken steak, everything tastes bad!

Haha, fortunately you have mentioned breaking up now, otherwise I would have mentioned it sooner or later! "

Su Chengyi felt that the rabbit's neck was about to be broken by her, and she really wanted to laugh.

"Are you planning to break up now, or do you want to think about it again? I'll give you another chance!"

As Chu Qingmian spoke, she observed Su Chengyi's expression with what she thought was a very hidden gaze.

"I don't feel sorry for you at all, absolutely not! I'm just afraid that you will regret it after we break up, you know!"

Su Chengyi said "hmm" and nodded again.

"I figured it out."

"Su Chengyi, you'd better not regret it!!!"

Chu Qingmian immediately threw the rabbit over and returned to the room angrily.

The sound of "ping ping ping pong" came from inside, and she was packing her luggage in a big way.

Su Chengyi finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He picked up the rabbit and leaned against the bedroom door.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman packing her luggage?!"

Chu Qingmian glared at him angrily.

Su Chengyi originally wanted to confess, but seeing how angry she was, he couldn't help teasing her anymore.

"Well, I mainly want to see if you missed anything."

"I don't want the ones I missed! You don't need to tell me!"

Chu Qingmian stuffed the dolls on the bed into the suitcase one by one.

Fu Rui, who had secretly finished the piece of whole wheat bread, also strolled into the room at this time.

"Fu Rui, do you want to stay with dad or mom?"

Chu Qingmian looked at it seriously.

Unexpectedly, Furui shook his tail, turned around and left.

Su Chengyi looked at its honest back, thinking that even the dog could see things that the young lady still couldn't.

"Look what that is."

He raised his chin and motioned Chu Qingmian to look at the bedside table.

"What, this calendar is not mine."

Chu Qingmian quietly wiped away her tears and looked at the messy room, suddenly feeling sad.

"Su Chengyi, do you really want to break up with me?"

She pursed her lips in frustration and looked at him with tears in her eyes.

Su Chengyi "tsk" and walked over and was about to speak when she started talking to herself again.

"No, you can't break up with me. You said you wanted to marry me. I don't want to break up."

Seeing that her tears were about to fall, Su Chengyi quickly raised his hands and begged for mercy:

"Chu Qingmian, please be smart and look at the calendar."

Chu Qingmian turned her head and took another look without knowing why.

Stupid people, festivals.

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She felt for a moment that all the tears she shed were in vain.

"Su Chengyi, believe it or not, I will bite you to death."

"I'm cooking today."

"Who do you think I am? Am I so easy to bribe?!
Unless you add tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. "

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Chen Jinzhi's chapter.

Entertainment news was playing on the TV. Su Chengyi occasionally looked up while typing the code.

"On April 1, the movie "Rainy Season" starring the newly-minted actress Chen Jinzhi will be officially screened.

Let’s take a look at the wonderful trailer next.”

Of course Su Chengyi has watched the trailer a thousand and eight hundred times.

Chen Jinzhi has been busy with movie promotions for a long time recently. He is almost busy day and night.

Su Chengyi waited for the trailer to end, stood up and wanted to turn off the TV, when he suddenly saw the title of the next news item.

"A variety show is recording an April Fool's Day special today"

April Fool's Day?
Yes, today is April 1st.

Su Chengyi looked at the buzzing variety show on the screen, and suddenly he felt evil.

He opened the chat box with Chen Jinzhi and sent:
"There's something I want to tell you."

After sending it, he went to pour water. Unexpectedly, Jin Tianhou replied to the message very quickly.

"You said."

While Su Chengyi was typing, he thought, it's a good thing they weren't face to face, otherwise they would be betrayed soon.

"let's break up."

Chen Jinzhi's status changed to "The other party is typing", and the next second, the reply message was sent.

"Okay."

Su Chengyi choked on his saliva and coughed repeatedly.

good? OK? !
Isn't this a bit too straightforward?

He pulled out a paper towel to wipe away the water droplets splashed on the table, and replied:
"Why are you so calm?"

"Otherwise, does Teacher Su want to see me crying and begging you not to break up?"

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Su Chengyi paused and realized that making such a joke with Chen Jinzhi was no less than self-humiliating.

She must have seen through it long ago!

Su Chengyi sighed, threw the paper towels he had just wiped the table into the bucket, and picked up the garbage bag to go out and take out the trash.

The moment he opened the door, he saw a new diva standing at the door with a smile.

Seeing his surprised expression, the other party's eyes revealed a somewhat victorious smile.

"Teacher Su, happy April Fool's Day."

She took out a bouquet of flowers from behind.

Lisianthus and pink roses are as beautiful as today's weather.

Su Chengyi took the flowers, with a bit of embarrassment about having her lie exposed on her face.

"Why are you back today?"

"I don't know, maybe I guessed that someone is going to break up with me~"

Chen Jinzhi moved closer, and Su Chengyi smelled the fragrance of roses in her hair.

"By the way, our current relationship cannot be said to be broken up."

She blinked and bit his lip in punishment.

"It's better to say divorce, stupid husband."

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Liang Nina's chapter.

Su Chengyi realized that today was April Fool's Day while having breakfast.

Many people in the WeChat group chat were forwarding jokes, similar to "Everyone who said he was going to work on April Fool's Day today was lying to you."

Of course, there are many clowns who express their feelings on April Fool's Day.

In that case
Su Chengyi glanced sideways at Liang Nina, who was changing clothes on the sofa.

This guy brought out two sets of clothes and asked him to help choose one. After he chose, she started changing on the spot without any scruples.

I have to say that the girl's waist is really good.
No, that's not the point.

Su Chengyi turned his phone upside down on the table and cleared his throat.

"Nana."

"Huh? Senior."

Liang Nina turned around like a kitten and crawled next to him.

Although they have been together for a while, she is still used to calling him senior.

Su Chengyi looked at her messy collar and said:

"that."

Before he finished speaking, Liang Nina had a knowing expression.

"Senior, I have classes later, can I do it in the evening? Or during lunch break."

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What a mess!

As soon as she said these words, Su Chengyi almost choked to death on the piece of waffle just now.

"Forget it, I'll go ask for leave now."

Liang Nina frowned and had already made up her mind.

"No, wait."

Su Chengyi coughed and said seriously:
"I mean, let's break up."

Liang Nina's expression did not change at all, and there was no wave in her delicate cat eyes.

If it weren't for the long silence, Su Chengyi almost thought she didn't hear him.

After a long while, Su Chengyi finally got a little hairy after being stared at by her. When he wanted to surrender, Liang Nina suddenly said slowly:

"Why, are seniors tired of me?"

"You can't say that."

Su Chengyi paused, a little curious about what would happen next, and decided to follow her words.

"Senior."

Liang Nina’s expression suddenly became sad. "Did you know? Our house has a basement."

"what?"

Su Chengyi didn't know about this and didn't hear about it when he bought the house.

"There are cages and chains in the basement. It's quiet and can accommodate the two of us. I'm the only one in the world who has the key."

Liang Nina smiled sweetly again. Compared with the deep sadness just now, she seemed a little nervous.

"If I lock up my senior, will he be obedient? Only then will he not leave me?"

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This guy is getting sick again.

Su Chengyi looked at her empty eyes and sighed inwardly.

"Senior, don't think about running away."

Liang Nina kept smiling and stood up.

"Senior, are you dizzy? It's okay, you'll be fine in a while.

By the way, the glass of milk the senior drank just now was heated by me. "

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What do you mean, was it drugged?

When she said this, Su Chengyi realized that the joke was too big.

Beibei, why would you die to play with a yandere like this? ! !
"Nana, listen to me, today is..."

Halfway through his words, Liang Nina suddenly smiled and put her arms around his neck.

"Senior, you thought I would be like that just now, right?"

"what?"

Su Chengyi was stunned for a moment.

Liang Nina nuzzled the crook of his neck like a kitten.

"Humph, senior lied to me, senior is a bad person."

Ah, it turns out that I've been wearing it for a long time.

Su Chengyi breathed a sigh of relief. What she just said seemed true.

"Senior, are you kidding me?"

"Yeah, it's an April Fool's joke."

Su Chengyi touched her head. The chestnut curly hair felt good to the touch.

Liang Nina finally felt relieved and stood up again.

"Then senior, help me ask for leave. I don't want to go to school today."

"it is good."

The same goes for homeschooling anyway.

Su Chengyi nodded, and the high school girl ran back to her room to change into her pajamas.

Really, after he has been acting normal for so long, I thought this guy was already cured.

Su Chengyi sighed, stood up, and put away the clothes she had changed on the sofa.

"Ding Dong."

There was a crisp sound.

Something rolled onto the wooden floor.

Su Chengyi lowered his head and his eyes froze.

It was a brass key.

He has never seen it.

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Lin Zhiwan's chapter.

Su Chengyi met a vendor selling old-fashioned candy figures on his way to get off work.

It is really hard to see it in the busy modern city.

Su Chengyi stood aside and admired the vendor's superb craftsmanship for a while, then chose a Monkey King candy man from the finished product.

When I carried it home, it attracted the attention of the naughty kids in the neighborhood.

The naughty child led the bear's parents around and asked him where he bought it.

Su Chengyi usually didn't bother to answer questions like this, so he might just give the candy man away casually.

Unfortunately not today.

Facing the naughty child's laughter, Su Chengyi smiled faintly.

"Brought to my lover."

The parents of the bears were moved when they heard about it, and they just felt that there was a kind of retro romance.

The whole community knew that he had a beautiful and virtuous wife.

Su Chengyi said goodbye politely.

It's not for romance, it's just that Lin Zhiwan has tasted too little sweets since he was a child, so when he sees various types of sweets, he wants to bring her a piece.

"drop."

The elevator door opened, and Su Chengyi took out the keys as he walked. Because it was difficult to move with the candy man, he moved a little slower.

The door to the house opened in response.

Lin Zhiwan seemed to have some kind of magic. She could always accurately predict the time for him to return home, and then open the door for him in advance.

Su Chengyi paused and handed the candy man to her like a treasure.

Lin Zhiwan was a little surprised and raised a gentle smile.

"For me?"

She gestured a little nervously.

"if not."

Su Chengyi found it a bit funny. She had been married for several years, but she still looked frightened.

For a moment, I felt a little inexplicable.

Su Chengyi thought about the April Fool's Day prank that he heard others discussing in the company today, and with a thought in his mind, he said:

"Sister Lin."

Lin Zhiwan was helping him get his slippers. When he heard him calling her, she thought he was urging her to get the candy man, so she hurriedly turned around and wiped her hands.

Unexpectedly, Su Chengyi leaned against the door and had no intention of coming in.

Lin Zhiwan was inexplicably nervous, and she mustered up the courage to stretch out her hand and want to lead him into the house.

"let's break up."

Su Chengyi regretted it almost immediately after saying this.

Because Lin Zhiwan's eyes suddenly turned red, she touched the hearing aid in her ear with trembling hands, as if hoping that something was wrong with it.

Su Chengyi raised his hands and surrendered.

"Just kidding, today is April Fools' Day."

"April Fool's Day?"

Lin Zhiwan confirmed with him over and over again with red eyes.

"Yes, it's a festival where everyone tells lies."

Su Chengyi explained for a long time, but Lin Zhiwan was still hesitant to believe it.

Finally, I got angry silently for the first time in a long time.

Even though she was angry, she didn't show any signs of it. She just quietly put the Monkey King Sugar Man in the corner of the refrigerator.

midnight.

Su Chengyi got up to drink water and saw Lin Zhiwan sitting alone at the dining table in a daze.

She held the Monkey King candy figure that had been refrigerated in her hands, not knowing what she was thinking.

Su Chengyi walked over and she raised her head and looked at him eagerly.

"No April Fools' Day."

After being together for many years, she almost never asked for anything.

Su Chengyi smiled softly and gave her a comforting hug.

"Well, April Fool's Day is over."

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Leaf Orange Chapter.

"let's break up."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, you don't tell me apart, didn't you say we want to be together forever? Big liar!"

"Fool, today is April Fool's Day."

"I knew you wouldn't leave me."

"Love you."

"I love you too."

Su Chengyi was walking in school and accidentally witnessed such a famous scene.

So today is April Fools' Day.

Su Chengyi glanced at his watch and confirmed this fact.

In that case——

When he returned home, Su Chengyi had rehearsed it many times in his mind.

There will be no flaws in self-awareness.

Very difficult.

Because my girlfriend is a psychological counselor and is very difficult to deceive.

Ye Ju was sitting on the coffee table with her back to him, wondering what she was doing.

Su Chengyi coughed several times, but failed to attract her attention.

This is different from usual.

Su Chengyi walked around to her strangely.

There was nothing on the coffee table, and Ye Ju was staring at the air in a daze.

"what?"

Su Chengyi stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.

Ye Ju seemed to realize that he was back and smiled.

"you are back."

"Well, I have something to tell you."

Su Chengyi got straight to the point and sat upright.

"I also have something to tell you."

Ye Ju looked solemn.

Su Chengyi suddenly felt something was wrong.

He has never seen his girlfriend behave like this.

".Then you say it first."

Su Chengyi carefully chose the last move and poured himself a cup of tea.

"Su Chengyi."

Ye Ju looked at him with burning eyes.

"Ok?"

Su Chengyi drank tea calmly, deciding to stay calm no matter what he heard.

"You're going to be a dad."

"puff!!!"

Su Chengyi squirted out a sip of tea.

Ye Ju still didn't laugh, her face was serious.

"Isn't it? Miss Ye, Miss Orange, this is not a joke."

Su Chengyi struggled to calm down.

"It's true. I went to the hospital to take pictures today."

Ye Ju lowered his eyes, as if he was a little nervous about telling the news.

"You just said you had something to tell me, what was it?"

She wrung her fingers and asked.

"Well, that's not important."

Of course we can no longer talk about breaking up at this time, but Su Chengyi still has some doubts.

"Can you show me the film?"

"Ah."

Ye Ju nodded, looking at Su Chengyi a little panicked.

"Su Chengyi, will you let me abort this child?"

"will not."

Su Chengyi answered simply.

Although he is not ready to be a father yet.
No, let’s watch the movie first.

Unexpectedly, Ye Ju actually took out the hospital's examination report form from behind his back.

Su Chengyi's heart beat faster.

It wasn't that he hadn't thought about it, but it was still a bit sudden.

He opened the report with trembling hands.

The shape of the fetus in the X-ray of a pregnant woman's belly looks a bit familiar.

It's Ultraman.

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???

"Pfft hahahahaha!"

Ye Ju was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Hahahahaha, Su Chengyi, are you an idiot?! Hahahaha, you have to believe in modern safety measures!!"

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Su Chengyi got up and left.

"Hey, wait for me, wait for me. Su Chengyi~"

Ye Ju followed up happily, jumped up, and lay on his back.

"Oh, what's the big deal, you cheapskate! I'll pay for your child!"

"Do you like boys or girls?"

"Happy April Fool's Day~"

(End of this chapter)