I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 468 I am Xu Junda

"How about this, you go over there and order from the bartender, but - in Korean!"

Finally thinking of a means of punishment, Han Bing smiled wickedly.

"What the hell? But I don't speak Korean."

Xu Yang, on the other hand, looked confused. He could say a few words like "Wadashiwa" and "Arigato" in Japanese, but he couldn't speak Korean at all.

The smile on Han Bing's face widened.

"Nonsense! If you knew how, I wouldn't be able to play this game. Hurry up!"

In the final analysis, it is just a little game to trick people.

Not only will it make the person being punished feel extremely embarrassed, but it will also give the bartender the most bizarre service experience of his life.

In short, the Confusing Behavior Awards.

Su Chengyi, a person who is most afraid of embarrassing situations, got goose bumps just thinking about it.

But Xu Yang was able to let go of the game and after struggling and protesting in vain, he stood up and walked towards the bar with a fearless attitude.

The remaining four people all stood up and lay on the back of the sofa to observe secretly.

Fortunately, they were not far from the service counter and could clearly hear the conversation at the bar.

As a big customer who had booked a VIP seat, the waiter naturally had to pay close attention to him, so as soon as Xu Yang came over, he had already put on the perfect smile of the service industry.

"Hello~ What can I do for you? If you need a refill, just press the bell~"

"Uh."

Xu Yang paused for a moment without making any sound, then quickly coughed to clear his throat.

"Ahem, that, wow, oh! Nono, jiligua jiligua smecta?"

Charming moments of four language ambassadors.

At this time, the four people watching from the back could no longer hold back their laughter.

Bartender: “.???”

Although he was shocked and speechless, the young man still maintained his basic service qualities, reorganized his smile, and said hesitantly:

"Um, sorry, could you speak slower? I can't quite hear what you're saying?"

Xu Yang felt a little embarrassed at first, but now he felt like throwing in the towel, so he started yelling at the top of his voice:

“Give it to me? Annieha, jiliqua jiliqua jiliqua?!”

Of course, he was just imitating the tone of voice of South Koreans in Korean dramas, but in fact he was talking complete nonsense.

So others will sound very skeptical about life.

For example, this poor bartender.

For a moment he wondered if there was something wrong with his ears or his language system.

Or is there something wrong with this world?
Who can tell him what the hell this devil is talking about? !
In addition, there is another question, which country are these devils from? !

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The four people behind him had already collapsed on the ground laughing.

No one could have expected that this adventure game would have such a comedic effect.

It turns out that great intelligence will never disappoint people.

At this point, Xu Yang had completely lost all sense of shame, and even had a strong desire to act, becoming more and more excited as he acted.

"Ayisi, jiliguala! Jiliguala? Gua!!"

He may have wanted to play the role of a very enthusiastic foreigner, but it was obvious that he tried too hard and ended up portraying an uncultured and irritable person.

The bartender was sweating profusely after hearing this, fearing that the burly man was going to throw the glass the next second.

But fortune and misfortune go hand in hand, and he finally roughly identified the man's "nationality" from a few familiar words and his artificial tone.

"K-Korean?!"

The bartender asked timidly.

The role-playing was actually successful.

Xu Yang was feeling very proud at this moment. He racked his brains and finally came up with a Korean word for "like".

“Big deal!!!”

What I learned from my star-chasing girlfriend isn’t much, but it’s useful.

While Xu Yang was shouting "Big fortune", he gave the young man a thumbs up with a smile on his face.

The bartender touched his chest to calm himself down, feeling that he had finally escaped danger.

The next second, he walked away from the bar and bowed slightly:
"Please wait a moment."

Xu Yang was stunned. He had already taken out the order card and thought the task would be completed soon.

The bartender raised his voice and shouted to the service counter on the other side:
"Kavin——"

It seems to be the name of another waiter.

This trend made several people unable to react, and they looked at each other in confusion for a while.

Especially Xu Yang, he just wanted to place the order quickly and run away. After being tricked in such a way, he just wanted revenge immediately.

"Here you go."

Plastic Korean was interrupted before he could finish his words because Kavin, summoned by the bartender, had already arrived at the battlefield.

"There's a South Korean here, he's from your hometown, come talk to him!!"

The young man probably finally seized the opportunity to escape from this awkward atmosphere, and he said this sentence with full energy.

Almost everyone on the second floor heard it and knew that there was a South Korean here.

So everyone's attention was focused on him.

The four onlookers who had been paying attention to the bar just now quietly returned to their seats and picked up their wine glasses, pretending that they had nothing to do with all this.

It's so embarrassing.

This is simply beyond the limits of human endurance.

Kavin's service attitude was also good. He was in a good mood when he met his fellow countrymen. He immediately showed a sunny and cheerful smile and said expectantly:

",?
(Hello, how can I help you?)”

Xu Yang only understood the first "Hello" and replied stiffly:

"Aniha Saiyo."

Unexpectedly, this made Kavin even more excited.

After all, as the saying goes, when fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears.

Kavin started talking nonstop.

",,?"
(Ahh, it’s great to meet a compatriot here, what’s your name?)”

"?, 3.
Where are you from? I’m from Busan and have been working here for three years.

“,,!

(Your facial features don’t look very Korean, hahaha, you look very masculine and handsome!)”

Of course, no one in the room understood Kavin's babble of heartfelt words.

Xu Yang scratched his head and tried to pick out some understandable words from it, but failed completely.

Why the hell did a South Korean really show up?!
Xu Yang had no choice but to look at his relatives and friends for help, but Su Chengyi could only shake his head at him from a distance.

He was fine with languages ​​of other countries, such as English and German, and he even knew a little Russian. The only thing he hadn't had time to learn was Korean.

Well, we can't call Chen Jinzhi for help now, right?

Chu Qingmian also smiled and spread his hands at the same time.

Compared to Su Chengyi, the eldest lady's language system is even richer. After all, Wei Peilan has paid great attention to her language training since she was a child, hoping that she will take over overseas business in the future.

In addition to being proficient in the world's common languages, the eldest lady also has a wide range of knowledge in minor languages, such as Japanese and Italian.

But as luck would have it, there was no Korean.

Not to mention Lin Tong. Due to his upbringing, learning English was already a very difficult task for him and he is still a little afraid of oral expression.

So the last hope is Han Bing.

After the others were wiped out, Xu Yang still had some expectations for her. After all, she was always chasing stars and watching variety shows, so she should be able to understand a few words. Han Bing did understand a little, but not much.

"He asked what your name was."

Xu Yang thought there was hope, so he asked quickly:
"anything else?"

“I didn’t understand the rest.”

Han Bing replied with a smile and raised his glass to him in celebration.

Xu Yang: “.”

The situation was deadlocked for a while. Seeing Kavin's expression becoming more and more confused, the onlookers began to whisper. Xu Yang didn't know what was wrong with him, and finally he said:
"Everyone, I'm (choked up) Xu Jundae! (broken voice)"

In fact, anyone who has heard this joke can’t help but burst into laughter.

It was the first time that Su Chengyi felt it was so difficult to hold back his laughter.

Not only their table, but the entire crowd on the second floor were laughing so hard that they almost fainted.

Only Kavin, who was thinking about his fellow countrymen, looked helpless:

"Moragu? Moragu? (What's wrong in Korean)"

The final outcome was that Xu Yang solemnly apologized to the two innocent bartenders.

“Too cruel, too cruel!”

Xu Yang curled up on the sofa and sighed, avoiding the curious eyes coming from all directions.

"If I keep playing this kind of game, I'm really going to become socially anxious!

No, how can I stay here in the future? Next time when I walk in, people will say with a smile: "Hey, isn't that Xu Junda here?"

"Hahahahaha."

Han Bing and Chu Qingmian hugged each other and laughed.

"Relax, your life doesn't have that many viewers."

Su Chengyi patted his shoulder to comfort him. This was how he comforted himself every time he had to appear in public.

"Yes, Young Master Yang, don't be too nervous. I think everyone is just having fun and no one means to laugh at you."

Lin Tong patiently and persuadingly.

At this time, the waiter with the tray came over and said with a smile:
"Hello, this is a mojito ordered by the lady at table 9 for Mr. Xu Junda."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

When everyone fell to the ground laughing again, Xu Yang took the orange mojito with a resentful look on his face and drank it all in one gulp with grief and indignation.

"Damn it! Come on, continue! Next round!!!"

Xu Yang slammed the table and regained his fighting spirit.

Han Bing rubbed his face which was a little stiff from smiling and said:

"How about we kick Xu Yang out this round? I feel like there's no suspense in this game with him around, the bottom king."

"no!!"

Of course Xu Yang protested loudly, looking like he would lie on the ground and roll around if he was not allowed to play.

So in the end, kicking people out didn't work.

Su Chengyi didn't care about it, after all, he already had his own plans.

He was so calm and composed that Chu Qingmian became very nervous, fearing that there was something fishy going on.

"I'm your next home, so if anyone is going to be nervous, I should be the one to be nervous, right?"

Su Chengyi glanced at her, and laughed secretly at the way she pursed her lips and clenched her fists.

"If you want to do something bad, you have many ways to do it!"

Chu Qingmian snorted, showing distrust.

On the other side, Han Bing was whispering in Xu Yang's ear to educate him that he could not fail again for tonight's melon-eating mission, otherwise he would face a more severe punishment than just now.

With the successful performance just now, Lin Tong felt a lot more relaxed. After all, he had Su Chengyi in front of him, so he felt at ease.

A new round of the game began amid such intimidation and suspicion.

Compared to the first round, the speed this time was faster and the number quickly reached the beginning of 3.

"34."

After Chu Qingmian finished answering, he subconsciously looked at Su Chengyi next to him. He should knock on the cup in this round.

Unexpectedly, Su Chengyi's fingers were placed steadily on the table, with no desire to get close to the cup.

As soon as Chu Qingmian's doubts emerged, he heard him speak quickly:

"Thirty-five."

"Eh?"

Chu Qingmian was stunned for a moment. The shock was no less than seeing Su Chengyi say one plus one equals three.

Like her, Su Chengyi's next customer Lin Tong was also stunned. He had been waiting for Su Chengyi to knock on the cup with the number 35 since the last round, but he did not hear the crisp sound of glass, but heard him counting in a clear and loud voice.

No way, this is unscientific.

In the second that Lin Tong was stunned by shock, Han Bing and Xu Yang, who had reacted, jumped up on the spot and arrested the two people who made the mistake.

"Hahahaha, I'm always wrong!"

"And the wood hasn't caught up yet!"

Xu Yang was so excited that he danced with joy, feeling that he had avenged himself.

"I didn't expect that you two would have such a day, hahahaha!! God is really watching over you!!!"

"Ah."

Su Chengyi took a sip of wine calmly.

Chu Qingmian realized instantly that he did it on purpose.

As the previous player, he can only successfully disrupt the psychological rhythm of the next player by making mistakes deliberately.

If someone else came, the buyer might be more cautious, but Su Chengyi's image was that of a non-human creature who could never make mistakes.

Such trust would naturally lead to Lin Tong making mistakes. Su Chengyi calculated this accurately and therefore launched a sudden attack.

Damn it! What a bad person!

Class monitor Chu, who had a strong sense of justice, couldn't help but secretly judge him in his heart.

Lin Tong also realized this belatedly and couldn't help but look at Su Chengyi with resentment.

The latter raised the corner of his mouth with an innocent smile.

"Okay, okay, you two brothers, think about how to punish each other. Who will go first?"

Of course Han Bing also guessed the trick, but he did not expose it. Instead, he took advantage of the situation to advance the game process.

Su Chengyi quickly raised his hand and signaled:
"Wood comes first."

Of course, the highlight should be performed first, otherwise all his hard work would be in vain.

As soon as he said this, the few people who were eager to listen to gossip quickly cooperated.

"Wood, truth or dare?"

Lin Tong, who was finally put on the fire, scratched his head and said tentatively:

"Then. Big adventure."

Although it was terribly embarrassing like Xu Yang just did, but considering his situation, anything was better than telling the truth.

"Then go ask that hot girl over there for her WeChat."

"And you have to recite the following lines: Girl, are you shy? I'll take you down within three days."

".I choose truth."

Lin Tong felt a little dizzy and held his forehead with difficulty.

Su Chengyi wanted to laugh for a moment. That shouldn’t be the case. Even if there were some emotional problems, there didn’t seem to be any need to be so reserved among friends?
A long time ago, when he had a confession with Lin Tong and Xu Yang, what they talked about was much more explosive than ordinary emotional issues.

Thinking of this, a string in Su Chengyi's mind suddenly broke with a bang.

No way?
You're not digging a hole for yourself, are you?
Damn it, I hope you won’t eat the melon on your head!

(End of this chapter)