I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 547 The last words of the golden retriever
Xu Yang covered his lower back and rolled around on the edge of the sofa like a caterpillar.

In order to save costs, the sofa was very narrow. He sat with most of his body on the ground and used his fingers to dig several wrinkles into the sofa.

Su Chengyi half-knelt beside him, looking at Dacongming's miserable appearance, he really felt a little bit sorry for him.

"Hang on, how do your usual training injuries compare to this?"

Test the pain level and talk to him to try to distract him.

"Not even a bit, Mr. Yi."

Xu Yang had already put on a real mask of pain, with beads of sweat dripping down his face.

"Where exactly does it hurt?"

Su Chengyi opened his mobile phone and wanted to check Baidu.

Han Bing leaned over and tentatively poked a certain spot on Xu Yang's lower back with his finger.

"here?"

“Aa ...

Xu Yang immediately let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered.

He had been holding on just now because of the mentality of "never embarrass himself in front of his girlfriend", but now he couldn't hold on any longer and collapsed to the ground.

It's so cruel.

Su Chengyi silently covered his ears.

Han Bing sneered and stood up.

"Most likely a kidney stone."

"Kidney stones?"

Su Chengyi frowned. Although he had never seen it, he had heard of it.

This is the legendary pain level second only to the pain of childbirth, the kind that is super painful and explosive.

As for the cause.
"If you eat fried chicken, beer, and crayfish every day, if you don't get kidney stones, who will?"

Han Bing snorted coldly, lowered her head and saw the cup of ice cola on the table. For a moment, she wanted to smash him on the head with the cup.

But seeing that he was in so much pain that his face turned pale and he was sweating profusely, I still felt a little bit reluctant.

"Su Chengyi, I called the hospital, but it's not easy for the ambulance to drive in, and the store is not easy to find either."

Chu Qingmian came back from the negotiation with a frown on his face.

"Everything else is fine, but I'm afraid it will waste time. Why don't we go downstairs and take a taxi?"

she said.

The person involved, Xu Yang, no longer had the energy to speak. He buried his face in the sofa and just waved his hands helplessly.

No one could understand what he meant and could not refer to his opinions.

Su Chengyi thought about it and said:

"If we take a taxi, we have to find a way to carry him down first. Chu Qingmian, don't look at me. Look at the size difference between him and me first, okay? Can I carry a 200-pound man by myself?"

"Xu Yang, are you okay? Can you walk by yourself?"

Chu Qingmian had no choice but to lower his head and ask.

“I can’t move at all, ahhhhhhhh!”

Xu Yang probably used up the last bit of his strength to wailing. He began twisting and turning on the sofa again, trying various postures to relieve the pain.

"Come on, let's call an ambulance first. They have a stretcher."

Han Bing sighed and pulled out a tissue to wipe the sweat off his face.

"Okay, I'll try again."

Before Chu Qingmian could finish his words, other people in the store were attracted by the howling.

The proprietress Ye Ju was holding a fruit plate and couldn't help but exclaimed "Ah" when she saw the chaotic scene.

She pondered for a while and came to the conclusion happily.

“Is this yoga?!”

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The brothers all fell into deep silence.

"Your posture is wrong. You should do it like me! Sister Orange worked part-time in a yoga class during the summer vacation. Let me show you how to do it!"

Ye Ju put down the fruit plate, rolled up his sleeves and ran to the side excitedly to prepare to teach in person.

"Can't you see he seems to be in pain right now?"

Su Chengyi asked sincerely.

"Yeah! It seems so."

Ye Ju finally reacted. Xu Yang was holding her waist while weakly raising his hand to greet her.

"Could it be that you twisted your waist while doing yoga?"

"Can you please stop talking about yoga!"

Su Chengyi sighed, thinking about Han Bing's inference just now.

Her family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners, and her grandfather is a very famous old Chinese medicine doctor, so he must know some relevant knowledge.

"It could be a kidney stone attack."

Su Chengyi said this.

"Ah? Then we have to go to the hospital right away. This thing hurts a lot. My second uncle is a construction worker. Every time it happens, the pain is like slaughtering a pig."

Ye Ju was thinking about how to describe that kind of cry, when Xu Yang felt even more severe pain due to a wrong posture and immediately shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Uh, like this."

Ye Ju raised his hand with sympathy.

"Do you know where is the most convenient place to get a taxi?"

At this time, Su Chengyi finally remembered that there was a ready-made local tyrant here.

"Yes, go downstairs from here, and then go out through the alley behind the typhoon shelter and you will find the bus stop."

Ye Ju stretched out his hand and gestured.

"Can you lend me one or two, three or four of your waiters? Help carry him down so we can take a taxi directly to the hospital."

Su Chengyi said this.

If we don’t hurry up, Xu Yang will probably faint from the pain.

"Of course, I'll go get them to help now!"

Ye Ju nodded, opened the door and ran out.

"Student Ye Ju is very enthusiastic!"

Class monitor Chu praised sincerely.

The next second, Ye Ju's cry for help came from outside the door.

"Help! Someone's killing me!"

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The room fell silent again, with only the sound of Xu Yang gasping for air in pain.

Chu Qingmian couldn't help but look at Xu Yang with sympathy.

"Hold on a little longer, someone will come to carry you soon."

"Thank you, everyone."

Xu Yang gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth with great difficulty.

"You're welcome. Now you don't mind me meddling in other people's affairs."

Han Bing sat on the armrest of the sofa next to him. Her words were still ruthless, but her movements as she wiped the sweat off her hands were very gentle.

"No, I won't mind it anymore."

Xu Yang said with a sad face.

Han Bing paused his movements, and finally sighed, gently stroking his hedgehog-like head with his palm.

The reinforcements brought by Ye Ju quickly came in one after another, four or five young men.

Su Chengyi lifted one of Xu Yang's arms and placed it on his shoulder, roughly weighing it.

"The stairs going down are very narrow. The three of us definitely can't go down side by side. When we get there, let me carry you for a while."

After he arranged the process, he and the other two waiters worked together to lift Xu Yang up. "Put some strength on your feet, and don't put all your weight on me."

Standing at the stairs, Su Chengyi stretched his shoulders and gave his final instructions.

"Nothing else, it's just that if we both fall down together, you'll be done for, and it will be even more painful."

"understood."

Xu Yang sniffed and nodded.

"Su Chengyi, can you really do this? Otherwise, why don't you wait for Uncle Gao to come and carry him? He's on the way."

Chu Qingmian looked at the dark and narrow corridor and said worriedly.

"Just give it a try."

Su Chengyi squatted down a little and tilted his head to signal.

"Come."

The two waiters who were supporting Xu Yang used some strength to put Xu Yang on Su Chengyi's back.

Seriously, it felt like a mountain was falling on me.

Su Chengyi took a deep breath and felt his knee joints "cracking" several times in succession.

"How is it? Can you walk?"

"If it doesn't work, let's take a few steps and try someone else."

"Shall we try to lift it? But it's a bit narrow here."

The waiters who came to help were talking at once.

Su Chengyi did not respond. These waiters looked very thin, not much better than him.

He took a few deep breaths, exerted strength from all his body, and finally regained some control of his body from the overwhelming weight.

It has to be as quick as possible, because with every passing second, my physical strength is rapidly fading.

Thinking of this, Su Chengyi's whole body tensed up. He looked down at the stairs in the corridor and took a step forward.

"One, two, three, four, five."

He thought silently in his mind.

At times like this, you can't think about anything else and you just have to rely on your willpower to get through it.

As a result, with just one breath, he ran to the exit downstairs and saw the dazzling sunlight outside, just one second before his physical strength completely collapsed.

At the moment when they were about to lose strength, the waiter who came up behind them supported them in time.

"Fuck bro you are a real man!"

"This is a completely cross-level battle."

"I really can't do it, man, you are awesome."

Listening to the sighs of others, Su Chengyi just nodded and slowly adjusted his breathing on the spot to relieve the soreness in his legs.

Two girls ran out behind.

"Su Chengyi, you are amazing!"

Chu Qingmian stood beside him and held his hand carefully.

"Are you tired? Can we sit for a while? The driver will probably be here in about a minute."

"Need not."

Su Chengyi shook his head and almost recovered.

Thanks to frequent training at the archery gym during the summer vacation, pulling a 50-pound compound bow every day, his physical fitness is better than before.

Otherwise, it would be strange if he could carry Xu Yang.

This girl is not like Chu Qingmian and Chen Jinzhi, long-legged beauties weighing over 90 pounds. They are slender and well-proportioned types and can be easily held up with one hand.

But Xu Yang is a big guy who works out regularly, and his body is full of muscles from lifting weights. These muscles obviously feel heavier.

"It's so exciting. I was so scared watching from behind, afraid that you two would fall down together. It turns out that you two are really good brothers who are more connected than the Calabash Brothers."

Han Bing reached out and patted his shoulder, sighing.

"Mr. Yi, thank you for your kindness. I will remember you forever."

Xu Yang said with tears in his eyes.

He was in so much pain just now that he just howled but didn't really cry, but now there are real tears in his eyes.

"receive."

Su Chengyi got goosebumps all over his body and slapped him on the forehead.

Because of the pain in his lower back, Xu Yang didn't feel like he was hit at all. He just felt a numbness on his forehead.

"Boss Yi, if you really can't help it, just knock me out with a stick. This thing hurts too much. I can't bear it."

Xu Yang begged.

Su Chengyi was about to reply when he saw two boys who also looked like college students walking out of the corridor. They looked at them with scrutiny and suspicion.

The two people's whispers and loud conspiracies were also carried by the wind.

"Did you see that? They came out of that shop that said it's better to fight than to fight among yourselves."

"Well, it's called a psychological venting room, and I feel something is wrong as soon as I see it!"

"That's right, this must be the place for some criminal transaction."

"Well, this hedgehog-head looks like he's had his kidneys choked!"

"If it doesn't work, should we call the police?"

“Yes, the police station is over there.”

"It's over, they've come to see us, we won't be silenced, right?!"

"Run away!"

The two college students, whose clear minds were tinged with stupidity, ran away in a panic.

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The few people who were standing with difficulty in the wind were all silent at this time.

When Xu Yang heard them say "喪喪子", he immediately thought of kidney transplant surgery and the diseases that require kidney transplant surgery.

Diabetes, uremia, renal failure, nephritis
As he thought about it, he became even more sad, and couldn't help but say with tears streaming down his face:
"Boss Yi, am I suffering from an incurable disease? Am I going to die soon?"

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Su Chengyi made a "tsk" sound and didn't know how to respond for a moment.

This guy had been spoiled since he was a child. Apart from occasionally falling while playing ball, he had probably never been sick. Now that he felt real pain in his internal organs, he subconsciously thought that it must be a terminal illness.

"I'm definitely going to die. How can a minor illness be so serious? Even if I don't die, I will definitely spend the rest of my life in a hospital bed. It's all over. My life is over."

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this must be the case. Xu Yang sadly began to tell his last words.

"I still have money in my bank account. You can divide it equally among the three of you for this month's living expenses. No, you rich guys and girls don't need these little things from me. Just leave them to Mu Tou."

"You must eat on time, drink plenty of hot water, and take good care of yourselves. I will bless you in good health and safety from the bottom of my heart."

"I'm sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to everyone in our space rescue team. I'm going to leave first. After I die, everyone remember to come and burn incense for me every year. Mr. Yi, please burn more paper Lamborghinis for me."

"And those action figures in my collection at home, Mr. Yi, are all given to you. You must cherish them, many of them are out of print."

Hearing this, Su Chengyi took a step back and looked around.

I didn't see any sticks or shovels or anything like that, what a pity, otherwise it would have been better to just knock him out with a stick.

"Sister Mian, remember to bring Fredo to see me in the future. I heard that dogs can talk to ghosts. From now on, I will only be able to talk to it."

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Chu Qingmian was a sentimental little girl with shallow eye sockets. After hearing him say this, although she knew the possibility was very small, she actually felt a little sad, so she had to frown and stop him from telling his "last words".

"Han Bing, what I just said was all in anger. I was stupid. I'm so sorry."

Having said that, Xu Yang sniffed and two lines of wet tears flowed down his face.

"It's amazing that you can become a blogger with millions of followers. I don't think you're bad at all. On the contrary, I think you're too good. I don't know anything. I just eat and wait for death every day. Why do you still like me?"

He was obviously a little unconscious due to the pain, his speech was incoherent, his tears and sweat were mixed together, and he looked very miserable.

It was like the golden retriever had buried twenty bones in a pit with great effort, and then someone dug up the pit and cleaned it all up.

Su Chengyi gave such a description.

Han Bing listened to his nonsense and felt angry and amused at the same time. She gently touched his head.

Thousands of words finally turned into just one sentence:
"Shut up."

"okay."

Xu Yang obediently closed his mouth and continued to grit his teeth to fight the pain that showed no sign of relief and the sadness that he didn't have much time left.

(End of this chapter)