I'm afraid I'm not interested in love
Chapter 548 I just sent you 6
Chapter 548 I just sent you
The driver Chu Qingmian called through Didi initially thought someone was about to give birth when he saw the situation. The steering wheel was sending out sparks from the reverse movement. But when he looked closely and saw that it was a young man, his desire to help others was greatly dampened.
"Kidney stones, I've had kidney stones before. You need to drink more water and jump more after you're done."
The driver turned around and shared his experience.
"Uncle, I beg you, can you drive first? If I die in your car, you will think it is bad luck!"
Xu Yang said with a sad face.
This did not sound false. The driver realized the seriousness of the problem and slowly started the car.
"Hello? Uncle Gao, have you arrived at the hospital? We just set out. Okay, then you make the arrangements first."
Chu Qingmian received a call from Uncle Gao. Although he received the news late, with his style and efficiency, he arrived at the hospital early.
In that case, it would be better to let Uncle Gao pick me up early in the morning, Su Chengyi thought while rubbing his shoulders.
With Uncle Gao's physique, carrying Xu Yang should be no problem at all.
"Why doesn't the pain ever ease? It just keeps hurting. Is that reasonable?"
Xu Yang cried out "Ouch" and couldn't help complaining.
"Can you save your energy for talking? We'll have to get checked at the hospital later."
Su Chengyi wanted to tape his mouth shut.
"No, Mr. Yi, I can distract myself by talking now. It would be uncomfortable if you forced me to carry you."
Xu Yang held his lower back, and even though his teeth were chattering in pain, he still insisted on speaking.
"You are such a chatterbox, just listen to me."
Han Bing sneered against the car window, his eyes fixed on the traffic light ahead.
"By the way, Xu Yang, I'll give you a heads-up. There's another red light ahead in one and a half minutes."
"Ahhhh help!"
As if it weren't raining, Xu Yang was heartbroken upon hearing this. He understood what it meant when people are unlucky that even drinking cold water would get stuck in their teeth.
Fortunately, the driver was an authentic veteran driver, and he took the group turning left and right, avoiding many red lights.
"Very good. The original journey took us 20 minutes, but now it only took us—"
Chu Qingmian closed the car door and said in a long tone:
"Twenty-three minutes!"
".So what's the point of going around in circles?!"
Xu Yang yelled at the top of his lungs with his last bit of strength.
Then he was lifted up by Uncle Gao, who had been waiting at the door, and taken to the hospital.
Su Chengyi walked behind and bumped fists with Uncle Gao.
"Long time no see Uncle Gao, where have you been making your fortune lately?"
Uncle Gao glanced at him sideways when he heard that, with a smile under his sunglasses, he seemed to be in a good mood.
Su Chengyi looked at Uncle Gao holding Xu Yang steadily with his extremely muscular arm and couldn't help but sigh.
Looking back, it’s not that you’re sorry, but boy, you still need to practice.
"Have you ever had symptoms like this before?"
The doctor in a white coat was a middle-aged man wearing glasses. He motioned Xu Yang to lie down first.
"Never, doctor, I'm a good boy."
Xu Yang collapsed on the bed like a salted fish and shook his head weakly.
The doctor glanced at this 180-pound "good boy" speechlessly, then bent his knuckles and tapped a spot on his lower back.
"Does it hurt here?"
"Yes!!!"
Xu Yang's voice was so sharp that it broke.
The people watching nearby couldn't help but lower their heads to hold back their laughter. They all politely looked at the sky, the ground, and out the window.
"Let's go over there and take a look at the film."
The doctor pushed his glasses and actually had roughly confirmed that it was a symptom of kidney stones.
"Doctor, I don't have any terminal illness, do I? If so, just tell me directly, don't hide it from me."
Xu Yang almost fainted from the pain, but he kept talking nonsense.
"Get up quickly."
Su Chengyi reluctantly pulled him up from the bed.
"The doctor can only give you painkillers after confirming that you have kidney stones. How long do you want to be in pain like this?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Gao took a step forward, picked up Xu Yang, and sent him to the next room.
After the door closed, several people stood side by side at the door waiting.
"I saw that the doctor's examination technique just now was similar to yours."
Su Chengyi casually imitated the action of poking the kidney. Chu Qingmian let out an "owl", covered her waist with her hands and raised her eyebrows.
"Yes."
Han Bing nodded.
"Anyone with a little medical knowledge would know where it is. I can tell at a glance that it's probably a kidney stone."
“Does traditional Chinese medicine have any relevant treatment methods?”
Su Chengyi thought about it and asked curiously.
"Yes, there are, but in Chinese medicine, there are different opinions."
Han Bing shook his head and continued:
"Besides, Xu Yang has such a bad temper. You want him to follow Chinese medicine and make and drink medicine every day? He can't do it even if he is in so much pain."
"Too."
Su Chengyi agreed.
"Chinese medicine is too bitter! I can't drink it even if you ask me to."
Thinking of the bitter smell of medicine that filled the entire room, Chu Qingmian's face wrinkled into a ball, and every cell in her body was filled with resistance.
"So you have to be careful too, understand?"
Su Chengyi rubbed her face and felt that Miss Chu today looked especially like a white dough ball and was very pleasing to the eye.
"Why should I be careful? I drink a lot of water every day."
Chu Qingmian groaned in dissatisfaction.
"But you also love junk food. Big fish and meat, coffee and milk tea, chocolate cakes, hot pot and maocai, ice cream and egg tarts."
"Stop, stop, stop, you're making me drool!! Does that mean I can't eat whatever I like?! Oh my God, is there still any law?"
Chu Qingmian lamented with a look of sorrow.
Although she really loves to eat these things, but after seeing Xu Yang's state today, she also feels that she must take it seriously, otherwise she is so afraid of pain that she will definitely not be able to bear it.
"I don't know, I just said it."
Su Chengyi laughed out loud.
"Su Chengyi!!!"
Chu Qingmian stamped his feet in frustration and was about to say something when he saw a familiar figure turning in the corridor.
"Wood, this way!"
The sharp-eyed Miss Chu waved at him.
Lin Tong looked like he had been running all the way here, his hair was soaked with sweat, he was holding his knees and gasping for breath, and it took him a while to recover and say hello.
There was also a layer of white mist on his glasses. He wiped them carefully with his sleeve before he could see the people in front of him clearly.
If Chu Qingmian hadn't called out to greet him, he would have probably run to the wrong floor.
"Don't worry, it's nothing."
Su Chengyi spoke to comfort him.
Seeing this, Han Bing handed over a pack of tissues and patted him on the shoulder.
"Mu Tou, you didn't run all the way here from school, did you? Good boy, you are really in love."
"No, I changed buses and ran when there were only two stops left."
Lin Tong shook his head and explained, he looked up at the sign at the door.
"Is it a kidney stone? Are there any other problems?"
"It is likely that the details will have to wait for the test results."
Su Chengyi pulled him to a chair beside and sat him down.
"It would be great if you were with us today. No matter how much we try to persuade Xu Yang, he thinks he must have a terminal illness. I'm afraid he will only believe it if you say a few words."
Chu Qingmian sat on the other side of the bench and said with a smile.
Lin Tong scratched his head a little embarrassedly.
"No, I still don't know anything. It would be great if I could graduate soon. I want to be able to help everyone as soon as possible."
"Some people are determined to kill themselves and you can't stop them."
Han Bing snorted coldly.
After the film was taken, Xu Yang was wheeled to the ward to wait for the results. Several people sat in a circle around him. He was a little embarrassed to howl again. Although it was still very painful, it was slightly better than when it just started. The stabbing pain turned into a dull pain.
"Wood, I tell you, it's just like someone is cutting your kidneys with a knife."
Xu Yang hugged Lin Tong's arm and cried.
Lin Tong patted his back sympathetically to comfort him.
"Kidney stones are like this. The surface is very sharp, just like a hedgehog. Once it occurs, it will be very painful. Yang Shao, if the examination shows that it is serious, the doctor may recommend that you have surgery to remove it.
You must pay attention to eating healthy in the future and don’t do the same thing as before. Otherwise, even if you have surgery, you may still make the same mistake again in the future.”
"understood."
Xu Yang lowered his eyes guiltily, not daring to look at Han Bing who was standing on the other side.
In fact, many times he knew that Han Bing's words of advice were all for his own good, but it was difficult to understand her warnings without actually experiencing the pain of an illness.
On the other hand, there is also a slightly rebellious influence, that is, I am unwilling to obey my girlfriend in everything, even though I know she is right.
"Young Master Yang, your rebellious phase hasn't passed yet?"
Su Chengyi, who was sitting on another hospital bed, said slowly.
"Mr. Yi!"
Xu Yang waved his hands in panic, signaling him not to make his feelings public.
"What's there to hide? Those who understand will understand. I just don't want my brothers to say you're a henpecked man or henpecked. After all, you're a man of eight feet tall, a real tough guy."
Su Chengyi continued.
"Hehe, Su Chengyi, you seem to understand a lot."
Upon hearing this, Chu Qingmian sat down next to him and reached out to gently pinch his ear.
"Boss Yi, you understand me!"
Xu Yang didn't hear the sarcasm in his words, but nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Lin Tong covered his face with his other hand, totally not knowing how to remind him.
"That's right. Face is more important than anything else. He'll be obedient if he's hurt a few more times."
Han Bing laughed.
Su Chengyi thought about it and said:
"Have you ever heard the story of 'The Fearful Ones'?"
Except Xu Yang, everyone else shook their heads.
"In the past, there were some men who were afraid of their wives and were often bullied by their wives. So one day, ten of them gathered together in one place and swore an oath of blood, saying that they would rise up collectively."
"The ancestors were wise!"
Xu Yang held his waist and gave a thumbs up.
Su Chengyi curled his lips and continued:
"Everyone was drinking wine to pay tribute to the gods, but the women heard about it and came to the alliance together."
"I don't know why, but this sentence feels very oppressive."
Lin Tong touched his arm and felt his hair stand on end.
"What do you have to be afraid of as a bachelor? We are the ones you should be afraid of!"
Xu Yang shrank his neck, feeling that a slap was about to fall on him in the next second.
But Han Bing did not take any action, but just signaled Su Chengyi to continue speaking.
"Nine of them ran away in panic, but one person sat still. Then the remaining nine people admired him very much and agreed to recognize him as their eldest brother."
"A role model for us!!"
Xu Yang raised his arms and shouted, if it were in ancient times, he would definitely be one of the nine people.
"After the wives left the place, everyone came out from everywhere to check and found that the man had been frightened to death."
Su Chengyi said slowly.
Xu Yang: “.Huh?!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Han Bing fell on the hospital bed laughing so hard.
"I remember now, this is a story from "Xiao Lin Guang Ji"!"
Class monitor Chu clapped his hands and thought of the source.
"Yes, that's really smart."
Su Chengyi held back his laughter and touched her head.
"In order to avoid this fate, you should listen to Han Bing's words from now on."
Su Chengyi spread his hands and said this.
"I can't control him. He has forgotten the pain once the wound has healed. He will definitely continue to live a life of debauchery after he is discharged from the hospital."
Han Bing waved her hand, indicating that she was too lazy to take on this troublesome task.
"No, no, no, this scar won't heal that quickly. It really hurts. I'll remember it for the rest of my life."
Without taking off his mask of pain, Xu Yang took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.
"No, I really need to explain my final wishes to you. Let me see how much money is left in my bank card. I've spent money without restraint this month, so I estimate that I'll only have about 800 yuan left."
As he said this, he endured the severe pain and unlocked the screen.
Su Chengyi knew that this was the legendary method of "lowering psychological expectations."
That is, before checking the balance, give yourself an estimate that is lower than the actual balance, so that when you see the real balance, you will feel psychologically satisfied.
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After a long silence, Xu Yang shouted in disbelief:
"Fuck, four dollars and eighty-two cents?!"
"No, man, where's my money!"
"I don't believe it. It must have been stolen. I can't have only this little money left."
Xu Yang, who couldn't accept the reality at all, held up his mobile phone and started checking the transaction records one by one.
"Sir, don't tell me about your inheritance. You have to pay 100 yuan to withdraw it from an ATM."
Han Bing and Chu Qingmian were already laughing.
It was only after Xu Yang patiently checked all the large transactions one by one that he finally accepted the reality.
Because I found out that I actually spent the money myself.
He took people out to spend money frequently this month. He booked booths every day and treated more than a dozen people to a buffet without hesitation.
No matter what, you still have to pay for the medical expenses yourself. Although Miss Chu and President Su are here, you can't be vague when it's time to pay the bill.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang scratched his head and started sending messages to the mother of the victim.
"Mom, I'm out of living expenses. Can you send me some more? [Pity][Hug]"
"I swear, this is the last time I ask for living expenses this month."
"I won't accept your New Year's money this year."
Half a minute later, my mother's voice message popped up.
Normally, such a voice bar would be a very terrifying scolding, the kind that would cause the phone to pop up a volume reminder.
Due to the presence of many people, Xu Yang nervously clicked the speech-to-text button.
"I just transferred 60,000 yuan to you."
"!!!"
Mom is so generous this time!
Xu Yang suddenly felt that his waist pain was not so severe anymore, and he happily clicked on the bank card balance inquiry button.
"200 yuan has been credited to your bank card, and the balance is 204.82 yuan."
"What the hell?!"
Xu Yang returned to the WeChat interface in disbelief and typed a reply carefully:
"Mom, I just checked and there are only 200 yuan. Did you transfer it to the wrong place?"
call out.
A new voice message was sent.
"Two hundred is enough, seven barrels."
Seven. Seven tubes?
Xu Yang clicked on the voice bar with a confused look on his face.
Sure enough, the background sound on the other side was the sound of a passionate mahjong battle, and the sound of shuffling cards came one after another.
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Xu Yang dropped his phone and covered his face helplessly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
The other people in the ward were already laughing so hard that they were staggering all over the place, unable to hold back any more. Even Uncle Gao's icy face had a few cracks on it.
The ward was filled with a happy atmosphere.
(End of this chapter)
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