Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.
Chapter 403 Chapter 403 Laughing to death
The two sides fought fiercely, but the third princess saw that the opponent was outnumbered and could only retreat while fighting, preparing to evacuate.
Ouyang Feng used the toad magic skill, while the princess used the seven-kill centipede leg. After killing each other's maid, the two pursued the third princess, but no one was caught, but they were in a mess.
"Hahaha, what a boundless sea, with indiscriminate attacks! No, it's a tracking technique!"
"Oh my god, it's completely nonsensical, completely unreasonable, and so hilarious."
"Liu Wanxin and Chu Xinyou don't care about their image at all, don't they? The key point is that the third princess's dress is the same as the United Arab Emirates stewardess, haha."
"The attack is delayed, so I'm asking you if you're afraid!"
"It's a pure comedy. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I didn't expect Chen Li to play such a role. It was so unexpected."
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At this time, the audience watching in front of the screen were already so amused by this unconventional plot that their shoulders were shaking desperately and they were laughing from ear to ear.
Even the film company employees who were waiting for him couldn't hold their nerve anymore. They laughed out loud, and the entire conference room was filled with joy.
The stern-faced bosses were helpless, feeling extremely painful inside. If it weren't for the sake of maintaining the boss's image, they would all have laughed.
Hey, if I had known it was so funny, I would have watched it by myself.
Because the third princess was riding a sweaty horse, most people couldn't catch up, so the two of them had no choice but to go back home in despair to find the imperial master and ask her to divine the location of the third princess.
Under the pressure of the two men, the imperial master could only divine through the crystal ball that the third princess had gone to Jiugong Mountain.
Ouyang Feng didn't want to waste a moment, but how could he catch up with the sweaty BMW alone? At this moment, the national master took out a pair of shoes that exuded white light and had wings.
"If you want to catch up with her, you might as well try my pair of 'invincible flying shoes' and go after her!"
"It's so magical that shoes can fly?" Ouyang Feng was doubtful.
The princess took the shoes and looked at them curiously, and the imperial master quickly reminded: "Don't touch the wings."
After hearing this, the princess subconsciously touched her behind her back. As a result, a gust of wind blew by, and with a "swish", the whole person disappeared.
After the audience was stunned for a moment, they all burst into laughter.
Hahahaha, my God, this guy Chen Li is quite funny.
Ouyang Feng put on his shoes and chased after her in mid-air. On the other side, the third princess ran towards Jiugong Mountain non-stop, and met Zhou Botong halfway.
At this time, Zhou Botong and Quanzhen's three sons were waiting for their senior brother Wang Chongyang to come out of seclusion.
Not to mention that the actress who plays Zhou Botong is usually a dignified and intellectual actress, but the way that Zhou Botong touched and choked the three sons of Quan Zhen made the audience unable to hold back.
"Chuji, I haven't seen you for a few years. He's developed very well. He's full of muscles."
"Uncle Master, I am not Chuji, Wang Chuyi."
"Uncle Master, I am Chuji."
"Ah Chuji, you are very well developed. Let me see your chest muscles, uncle."
"Uncle, don't be like this, uncle..."
Although everyone knows that Zhou Botong is played by an actress, the whole screen is full of philosophy, and it feels like a man plus a man.
While he was talking, Wang Chongyang came out of seclusion. He was proud that he was invincible and wanted to contact Zhou Botong through sound transmission. But an accident happened. Ouyang Feng's shoes caught fire while he was flying in the sky. In desperation, he could only throw away one shoe. Due to his imbalance, he hit the mountain and fell to the bottom of the mountain.
As luck would have it, the shoe fell down and stuck into Wang Chongyang's head, killing him with a fatal blow.
"Oh my, my, it's so shameless to die like this."
Wang Chongyang died!
Before he died, he also met the third princess, which made Zhou Botong and his party mistakenly believe that Wang Chongyang was killed by the third princess, so they also joined the chase.
"Pfft, it won't work, it won't work. This movie is all about my laughter. I really want to die laughing. Chen Li is planning to laugh me to death by inheriting my Huabei."
"Just now my mother asked me why I was kneeling on the ground laughing, hahaha. I didn't know how to explain it, so I could only show it to her. Now they are both kneeling on the ground laughing."
"I'm crazy, crazy, crazy. The famous actor came to guest star in these scenes, my God."
Just when everyone thought that this farce would continue, the camera turned and a new character appeared.
In a temple, Prince Duan, a descendant of the Duan family in Dali, couldn't dream of Arhat during his homework. He asked the Supreme Emperor to interpret his dream, and learned from him that he had the chance to become an immortal, but he just needed to find a true love.
"A sincere person?"
"That man's surname is Huang, and there are three sixes on his chest. As long as he sincerely says three words of "I love you" to you, you can turn into a ball of smoke and go straight to the fairyland."
So, Prince Duan began to walk towards the Central Plains, looking for his true heart.
The third princess rode a sweaty horse all the way to Jiugong Mountain. At this time, there was a young man and woman on the mountain practicing swordsmanship tenderly and affectionately, just like a couple of gods.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh. This was not practicing swordsmanship, it was just flirting with each other, right? In an instant, the sour smell of love filled the screen.
But when the two of them spoke, everyone was stunned.
Is it really just flirting with swordsmanship? ! What is this stuff? Damn it, there’s also Gan Chai Fiery Palm, what kind of ghost technique is this?
While he was complaining, the third princess arrived. As soon as he saw other women, Huang Yaoshi's mind wandered and he couldn't care about the junior sister in front of him.
"Why are you looking at him so lewdly? You must not like him. He is already married to a famous woman and has made an engagement with me." The junior sister played by Xu Miaomiao is very spicy, and her jealous mouth is like a machine gun. Talking non-stop.
This also made the innocent third princess feel embarrassed and too lazy to pay attention to her.
After she met Master Jiugong, she told the situation. Master Jiugong had no choice but to go to Dali to find Prince Duan for help, or obtain the Nine Yin Scriptures to practice and defeat Ouyang Feng.
It's just that the Jiuyin Scripture is far away in the Jiuyin White Bone Cave in Danxia Mountain. There are three beasts guarding the cave. It is dangerous for her to go alone, so Jiugong Zhenren sent Huang Yaoshi to go with him.
How could the younger junior sister feel relieved when a man and a woman went out together? She was so angry that she packed up her clothes and followed him out secretly.
Before she could run far, she was stopped by a voice.
"Cousin! Hahahaha, I've finally waited for you, cousin!"
Suddenly, a beggar dressed in rags jumped out from the grass. He approached the little junior sister diligently and greeted him: "I am your cousin, Hong Qi."
"Holy shit!! This can't be...Yang Mingli, my God, why are you dressed like this?"
As a veteran actor who has been active on the screen all year round, no one noticed his appearance.
And that hearty and devilish laughter is simply brainwashing! ! (End of chapter)
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