Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.

It turns out that Hong Qi and his junior sister were childhood sweethearts. They even had a baby wedding and even had an identical token on their bodies. So Hong Qi came to wait for her to come down the mountain.

When the younger junior sister looked at the slovenly appearance, she was extremely disgusted. She directly scolded Hong Qi and left without looking back.

"Ugly? What's wrong with me? I'm known as the most handsome, chic, snow-white, and clean young gang leader among all the beggar gangs in history!!" Hong Qi refused to accept it.

However, after being rejected by his cousin, he was heartbroken and prepared to jump off a cliff to die. However, the timing of his jump happened to coincide with Ouyang Feng falling to the bottom of the valley and getting up after all the hardships. Before he could breathe, he was knocked down again. .

The two of them fell to the bottom of the valley and were in a coma until they woke up slowly at night.

The man in front of Ouyang Feng knocked him down. In a fit of anger, he struck out in anger. After a few moves, he realized that the opponent was very powerful in martial arts.

However, Hong Qi didn't want to live because he was heartbroken, so he planned to let Ouyang Feng take action.

"Okay! Just kill me! I won't fight back!"

Seeing this, Ouyang Feng directly used the toad magic, intending to kill him with one strike. However, Hong Qi, who had agreed not to fight back, was so happy to see that he was hunting, and subconsciously took action again, using a move called "Arrogant Dragon You Hui" to knock Ouyang Feng away.

The acceleration due to gravity minus the centrifugal force equals 360 degrees!

Ouyang Feng screamed and fell to the ground, and the audience suddenly laughed so hard that they couldn't stand upright.

Ouyang Feng immediately scolded the other party for not being trustworthy and promising not to take action. Hong Qi could only explain that it was an instinctive reaction and said that he would close his eyes this time and promise not to fight back.

"Second Form of the Toad Magic Skill!!"

"The blue dragon absorbs water! The blue dragon comes out of the cave!!!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Ouyang Feng was beaten away again.

"Pfft! Can it still be like this?" This time, even the film company boss who had always kept a straight face couldn't hold back.

It’s not like the people present have never seen comedy movies, but it’s so unusual to see a comedy that is so different and purely focused on comedy. It made me laugh out loud.

After being deceived twice in a row, Ouyang Feng was so angry and annoyed that he refused to do anything again.

Hong Qi could only plead in every possible way, and finally offered to tie his hands and let Ouyang Feng use his power gently to kill himself.

One is determined to seek death, and the other is determined to fulfill his purpose. It's so ridiculous.

The audience's minds and hands are tied, and they can't take action now.

Ouyang Feng thought so too. After several tests, he was ready to smash his Tianling Gai from behind. Before the slap fell, Hong Qi's passive was triggered again. He kicked Ouyang Feng away with a dragon tail swing and threw him to the ground. I was so devastated that I burst into tears.

After being deceived again and again, Ouyang Feng collapsed. He promised to kill the other party, but in the end, the other party was fine and he was tortured to the point of being miserable.

In the end, both of them were frothing at the mouth, and neither could do anything to the other.

Just when the audience thought this was funny enough, the next day, the climax of the plot came again.

Ouyang Feng was unwilling to give in, thinking that if the light was not good, he would use the dark trick, so he took out the invincible poisonous wasp given to him by the imperial master before, and wanted to use it to kill Hong Qi, but was killed by the imperial master. The master was tricked, the poisonous wasp came towards him and stung him completely.

After that, the Netherworld ghost's claws were stuck on the cactus, and he escaped and hit the granite in a sneak attack. He took out a knife from behind and accidentally stabbed himself.

All buffs are stacked up.

Even the last move, the earth-shattering Ghost Crying and Divine Howling Five Poison Powder, was accidentally spilled in his mouth.

"Hahahaha, I...I...I can't do it anymore, help me, why is it so funny." "I collapsed, I couldn't stop at all, my stomach split open from laughter."

"How could Chen Li be so unlucky? It makes me laugh and feel sad at the same time, pff"

"It's absolutely amazing. The laughs are too dense. Look at how tortured the child is. It almost made me laugh."

"What is a comedy? This is it! Crazy, hilarious, all famous scenes."

"A divine film! It's truly a divine film, it's so explosive!"

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In a certain ward of the hospital, because the nurse casually clicked on "East and West", the patients in the ward watched it with gusto, but gradually, the laughter changed and turned into miserable howls.

A man who had just had an appendix surgery was rolling on the hospital bed laughing so much that he laughed so much that even the wound that was about to heal was so painful that he grimaced in pain, but he couldn't help but continue watching.

"Do I look frustrated?"

"It's gotten a lot better. Just now it felt like Shaobing, and now it feels like two fat sausages hanging on my face."

When Chen Li appeared on the screen with two sausage mouths on his head, the laughter reached its peak.

Everyone couldn't help it anymore. It didn't matter what the occasion was, they all laughed so hard that they didn't care about their image.

Chen Li worked really hard for the role, and he even slapped such a look on his face.

But the effect, judging from the "hahaha" that filled the screen, was absolutely explosive! !
Ouyang Feng collapsed and definitely went to see a doctor. Hong Qi didn't want to let him go, so he went with him, and the whole situation came to an end.

On the other side, the third princess and Huang Yaoshi also came to the Jiuyin White Bone Cave, and then they really saw three beasts.

Gorillas, big dinosaurs, and a big bird. Although it looks like a big eagle, it also emphasizes that it is a myna.

When three ferocious beasts met the two, they were all frightened and fled in all directions in the cave.

Finally, the big cauldron mentioned by Master Jiugong was also found in the cave. It was indeed engraved with words. It seemed that this was the Jiuyin Scripture.

Now that they found it, the two started to move away without saying a word, but as soon as they moved their front feet away, the beasts secretly moved their back feet back, just like an infinite loop.

Because these tripods are their toilets.

Finally, when Huang Yaoshi saw this, he lit a fire under the cauldron. It happened that the beast thought the same way. As you can imagine, they were both fooled.

There was no solution to the stalemate here. Huang Yaoshi and the third princess could only leave temporarily and return to the city to repair. Unexpectedly, Emperor Duan also came to the city at this moment.

It's just that this guy is really perverted in order to find a true love. When he meets a woman, he asks: "A true love, can I lend you your breasts for the next person to see?"

"are you crazy!"

There is no doubt that he is really shunned by passers-by as a pervert.

But on this day, the world line ended, and the third princess, Huang Yaoshi, Prince Duan, Zhou Botong, and the junior sister all stayed in an inn in the city.

It can be said that the small inn has gathered all the Eastern Evil, Western Poison, Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar Zhou Botong. Of course, Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi are in a worse situation. Because they have no money, they can only live in the woodshed.

These people are all very good at martial arts, but when it comes to scolding someone, it's the junior sister who is the incarnation of Yizu Anren! (End of chapter)