The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!
Chapter 474 Mahatma Gandhi? Emperor Jiajing: Are you worthy of being called a saint? You are an amat
Chapter 474 Mahatma Gandhi? Emperor Jiajing: Are you worthy of being called a saint? Ah San, an amateur in foreign wars!
[This man is the Indian saint who was later called the "Mahatma", Gandhi! ]
"Mahatma? Both holy and majestic, this title is very resounding!"
Cao Wei, King Cao Mengde of Wei put one foot on the table beside him, looked up at the sky, and couldn't help but say.
In his impression, the last person with such a famous name was Yang Xiong from Western Shu. How could a barbarian deserve such a name?
What, he saved the world?
The sages of the three religions were also dissatisfied with this title.
Confucius' disciple Zilu has always had a bad temper. Looking at the skinny monkey-like Gandhi on the screen, he immediately started to rant:
"A monkey in a human costume! This person looks like a dog!"
This was already a very serious insult in the Spring and Autumn Period. This time, the teacher Confucius on the stage did not say anything to stop it, obviously acquiescing to Zilu's words.
During the Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhang Daoling, the Taoist priest, was even more direct. He pointed to the sky above the top of Qingcheng Mountain and said:
"Saint Hero? If you insult the Three Pure Ones, you, the little India, should be killed! Who is willing to go to India, spread my teachings, and interrupt his so-called Brahmanism?"
Zhang Daoling, who had just seen that the Brahmin caste system had not been broken, could no longer hold back at this moment. He directly called for people to go to India to show those guys what the right path was!
It is no wonder that people from all time and space are filled with indignation, because the appearance of this future "saint" when he was young was indeed not very flattering.
There is a saying that describes it best: from a distance, he looks like a monkey with a pointed chin; up close, he looks like a shifty eye.
But Gandhi with this face was very popular in Britain because he very much fits the British Empire's stereotype of colonial people.
Gandhi was obedient to authority, taciturn, overly gentle and even submissive, so he successfully stayed in Daiying, worked as a medical soldier for several years, and became a loyal supporter of Daiying.
[However, the times always like to play tricks on us. The two world wars brought Britain’s authority to the brink of collapse, and it could no longer maintain its huge colonies.]
【At this time, Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to show that he stood with the people, while actively negotiating with Britain, hoping to ask the colonial power to grant peace.】
【Then, India gained independence without bloodshed under the "tacit understanding" of the two parties. Gandhi, who had been fasting for a few days, became the "saint" respected by India! 】
"Amitabha, this man who can protect the people from the suffering of war should be respected by the world!"
In Zen Buddhism, the Sixth Patriarch Huineng showed a compassionate smile on his face, and he smiled while picking up a flower, which was profound and unfathomable, as if he was looking at Gandhi in the same sky from across the air.
At the same time, Emperor Xiao Bodhisattva of Southern Liang was also filled with blessing. He sat respectfully on the cushion, clasped his hands together, and said solemnly:
"I have realized something. This donor, Gandhi, is able to stick to his original intention and protect the people. He is worthy of being born in the Buddhist land of India. He is truly a role model for our generation. I want to become a monk!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the ministers below were frightened and they began to advise against it. They said that there was nothing wrong with Bodhisattva Xiao becoming a monk, and there was even less wrong with shaving his head. The key point was that every time he became a monk, the national treasury had to pay money to redeem the emperor from the Buddhist temple.
It is an unprecedented story that the state paid money to buy the emperor back from the Buddhist temple, but Xiao Yan not only did it, he did it six times!
It is no wonder that he could resonate with the soul of this "saint". It is true that birds of a feather flock together.
At this moment, a Song Dynasty emperor named Liu was sneering.
Of course, there are those who admire it and those who dislike it. For example, at this moment, the old rogue Emperor Liu Bang was holding his feet and said with disdain:
"This man claims to be destined by heaven, and he is also a saint. If he were to go on a hunger strike in front of me, I would definitely lock him up in the main hall and make him fast for seven days and seven nights to see if he is a saint or not!"
Liu Ji had never believed in Confucianism and charlatans since he was a child, and it was still the same today. He was extremely disgusted with Gandhi. Even his old brothers in Pei County thought so, thinking that Gandhi did not think about how to give Dai Ying a hard time, but just went on a hunger strike out of boredom, which was absolutely stupid behavior.
[Do you think that everything will become normal after India successfully establishes its own independent country? That is just overthinking. ]
[Without the suppression of his father Daiying, Ah San, who inherited a lot of second-hand family businesses, instantly became arrogant, claiming to be the third most powerful military country in the world, and provoking China all day long.]
[So, in 1962, we launched a blitzkrieg and attacked the vicinity of the enemy's capital, which made India recognize us and forced it to change its capital.]
At this moment, the screen played an interview video of three of our soldiers chasing after Ah San's battalion. The three said as if it was a matter of course:
[“Not only did the other party refuse to surrender, but they also dared to fight back!”]
"Haha! Are you here to make fun of me? You were pushed to the capital in just a few days? Hundreds of people were chased by three people?"
Emperor Wanli had a low sense of humor and laughed out loud when he saw the interview video.
"Humph! They deserve it! These Indians fail to see the situation clearly, are arrogant, and even want to provoke our Chinese soldiers! This is the lesson!"
Cheng Yaojin, who had been eager to attack India for a long time, was jumping excitedly in the hall, his face full of desire to fight, and he was almost asking Li Shimin to send troops to India.
"Okay Zhijie, send an envoy over there when the time comes. If anything happens to him, we in the Tang Dynasty will seek justice for him!"
Li Shimin said skillfully that he was very good at this trick.
[After being beaten up by China, the Indian White Elephant Country was stable for a few days, and then began to stir up trouble internally and create as many people as possible. ]
[The Ganges, which once had a large flow, has been used to the point where it is almost dry, and now it has become a black color like soy sauce.]
In the video, many Indians are swimming and drinking in the water as black as the bottom of a pot, completely unaware that there are people defecating upstream!
This is not the end. Some people even go further and directly pull the cow into the river, smear cow dung all over its body, and then dive into the dark river water.
All the people around cheered, then hugged the man covered in cow dung and fell into a frenzy.
[The sacred cow is their belief, and the Ganges is their holy water. They believe that these two things will make them live longer and will also bless India with prosperity, and it would be best if India could become one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council...]
"yue~"
In the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Wanshou and Emperor Xuanyuan Zhu Houzhao tried hard to hold back the vegetarian food churning in his throat and almost vomited it out in front of his ministers.
The few cabinet ministers below were in a very miserable state. Xu Jie and the young cabinet minister had already run to the next room to vomit. Zhang Juzheng and Yan Song were well-informed and were still able to hold on.
"This bunch of beasts, with this, India still wants to become one of the five great powers?"
Even Zhu Houcong, who was a man of self-cultivation, could not accept it, let alone emperors from other time and space.
The big man, Liu Che, who had been pampered since childhood, had never seen such a disgusting scene. He directly pulled Wei Qing beside him and ran outside to breathe fresh air.
Standing under the sky, he could feel the dark water of the Ganges dripping on him.
"This country is poisonous!"
(End of this chapter)
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