The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 475: The weird operation of stealing the country! Confucius Qu Yuan: Damn, I have become a K

Chapter 475: The weird operation of stealing the country! Confucius Qu Yuan: Damn, I have become a Korean!
[Having said that, India's dream of becoming one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council has never been reduced. Basically, since the founding of the country, it has continuously and persistently applied to the Security Council. ]

[Then there appeared the most hilarious scene in the history of the United Nations.]

[The five major countries take turns to paint a rosy picture for this ambitious white elephant. The Eagle says the white elephant can join, and then the Russian Bear vetoes it.]

[Similarly, the bear agreed, the hawk vetoed, and when the elephant finally got the other four in his favor, he was excited and thought he was going to take the top spot, but then he saw the rabbit, who had been abstaining, raise his vote against it.]

"Hahaha! Are you walking the dog?"

In the camp of Yue Family Army, the young Yue Yun couldn't help laughing, pointing at the ambassador of Baixiang Country who dared to be angry but not speak in the video.

However, his old father Yue Fei slapped him hard on the face and said:

"How can you describe this kind of thing like this? This is called gaming..."

Having said that, Yue Fei could not help but smile wider and wider, and then the whole camp of Yue Family Army was filled with cheerful laughter.

The Ming Dynasty, Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao also patted his head and said with a smile:

"I see. The five great nations are of one mind. How could they allow this guy to destroy the balance?

Besides, China relied on its own strength to get into the Five Permanent Members' position. How could these rags of India rely on their own strength to get into the Five Permanent Members' position? "

"Your Majesty is absolutely right! This Indian is just wishful thinking!"

The eight tigers nearby all smiled and spoke to Zhu Houzhao.

"By the way, notify the Mu Palace in Yunnan to find a way to Tianzhu. Since the Indians are squandering the natural resources and abandoning such fertile land, don't blame the Ming Dynasty!"

A look of longing appeared on Zhu Houzhao's face.

[After experiencing the repeated rejections from the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, the Indians, who were broken down, could only seek a sense of presence on the Internet and publicize the strength of their country in various ways.]

[However, the Indian keyboard warriors are always severely criticized by their Korean counterparts under various videos.

Because, the Koreans believe that their country is the most underestimated one. 】

"Korean? I don't find it strange that these guys can become one of the five permanent members of YouTube."

Ming Dynasty, Yingtianfu Imperial Palace.

Lan Yu curled his lips. He had attacked the Yuan Dynasty and fought against the Korean army. It must be said that he was a bit bad at it.

Moreover, Koreans themselves have an inexplicable self-confidence, even to the point of self-brainwashing.

This was also shown in the previous inventory.

"Korean bastards, humph! Let them clean their necks and wait. I will repair the Grand Canal in a few years and let them see what a king's army is and what it means to punish the people and punish the criminals!"

Yang Guang snorted lightly. He had already begun to prepare for the eastern expedition to Goguryeo, but these Guanlong nobles did not seem to be too happy about it.

But it doesn’t matter. He believes that under his wise leadership, Goguryeo can be defeated in one fell swoop!
[Compared to the actual actions of India, the Koreans are more like a folk carnival. ]

[It may be because the water of the Han River contains too much aphrodisiac, which makes the people of the Great Han Ming Kingdom have a little mania and paranoia. 】

[It may also be because the chaebols rule the country and the special high-pressure rule that makes the people hysterical. Anyway, this country reveals a kind of beauty that never stops until it shocks people. ]

[“Our Great Cold Netherworld is the origin of the universe! The entire universe was born from our Great Cold Netherworld!”]

[“That’s right! If it weren’t for our ancestor Dangun, the world would still be in chaos. Let me tell you, you should kneel down to us!”] Along with a series of hilarious comments, a historical genealogy written by the Goryeo people themselves appeared on the screen.

The most eye-catching period is the 3,000-year-long reign of Dangun.

No buddy? Do you Koreans really believe that there is a god named Dangun who ruled you for three thousand years and even wrote it in history books?

"What's the difference between this and writing myths? If we follow his way of writing history books, I'm afraid we shouldn't worship Taiyi now, and we can just recognize our ancestors directly."

Weiyang Palace in the early Han Dynasty.

Zhang Cang, who was in charge of the Han Library, could not help but complain. Liu Bang nodded approvingly and said:

"You're right. These Koreans only know how to cheat and have no sincerity at all."

On the other side, the Spring and Autumn Period.

Confucius sat on the thatched cottage, looking down at the three thousand disciples below, and used the Korean sticks on the sky as a negative example, and warned:
"Remember, no matter what happens, you must have a clear conscience, don't be deceitful, and don't underestimate yourself..."

Before our Master Confucius finished his long speech, he heard bursts of exclamations from the disciples below.

"What's the point of yelling and screaming? What happened?"

Confucius seemed very angry about the "disrespect" of his disciples, but when he turned his head to look at the sky, his already dark face became even darker than the bottom of a pot, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth -

"You are such a jerk! You Korean bastard, you are really not worthy of being a human being!"

In the video, a group of Koreans dressed in strange costumes were holding a portrait of Confucius and dancing in front of a small mound of earth.

[Yes, this is the cultural people of Dahanming Kingdom worshipping Confucius. They believe that Confucius is from Shandong, and Shandong is the birthplace of Dahanming Kingdom, across the sea from each other. So, of course, Confucius is Korean! ]

[Although this logic is rather strange, these Koreans do think so. ]

"This is too much! His son was considered a great sage in his time, how could he have such a descendant!"

Confucius had a hot temper and started to curse directly, even cursing the other party's ancestors and his sons.

After all, the Goguryeo people and even the Three Han people in later generations were all descendants of its son Joseon.

Compared to Confucius's breaking of defense, the disciples below were already gearing up for a fight.

Zigong's business was all over the world, and he was now thinking of using a ship to go to the peninsula to seek justice for his teacher.

Not to mention the chaos in Confucius's place, in the old land of Chu in the south, several decades later, a wise man named Qu Yuan watched the abstract operations of the people of Dahanming Kingdom in the video and said with some emotion:
"This is all a lack of culture! So our Chu State should pay more attention to the development of Chuci..."

However, before he had the chance to finish his point, he saw a scene that made his eyes go dark.

[Of course, the Great Cold Netherland, which claims to be the origin of civilization, cannot have only Confucius as its ancestor. Every year on the Dragon Boat Festival, they would offer sacrifices to their ancestor, Qu Yuan! ]

[Don’t ask why Qu Yuan’s registered permanent residence was changed from the old land of Chu to the barren peninsula. If you ask, it’s because he was looking for an enemy in the void. Can’t my country, the origin of the universe, have more ancestors? ]

Having said that, this move really made Qu Yuan feel disgusted.

"How did this old man become a Korean?"

At this moment, Confucius and Qu Yuan seemed to be looking at each other across time and space and reached a consensus - these Korean bastards really deserve a beating!

(End of this chapter)

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