The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 595: Hell Joke Series! Kennedy with a Big Brain! Abe-san with a Big Heart!

"Naval supremacy?"

Southern Ming, Zheng Chenggong touched his chin, thoughtfully.

He has never taken the territory on the sea seriously. In his mind, only by fighting back to the Central Plains can everything be revived.

Moreover, the Ming Dynasty was indeed good to him, so all his efforts were focused on restoring the Ming Dynasty.

Now, this video has provided him with a new idea, which is to save the country in a roundabout way.

Since China cannot defeat the Jurchen Tartars, is it possible to establish a new Ming overseas?
You know, his Zheng family's fleet extends from Balvia in the south to Sakhalin Island in the north, covering thousands of miles. It can be said that in those days, no one can refuse the Zheng family's fleet.

Not even the Portuguese or the Dutch!

"Before we take Yingtian Prefecture, follow me south and take a look at the Jiugang Xuanwei Office of the Ming Dynasty! And Luzon Island, Luzon is also the Song Dynasty, and it is considered my Chinese territory!"

On the other hand, the famous Sun Shiwan was also inspired.

After the setback in the battle of Hefei, he was depressed for a long time. The reason why his Great Wu Tianbing played well in defensive counterattacks was that they performed poorly in foreign wars.

It’s because the southerners are not suitable for fighting in the north. They are used to small-scale dogfights in water systems.

Did you hear that? A battle array of this scale is actually the navy's fighting style.

Therefore, Eastern Wu naturally had the conditions to create naval hegemony.

Moreover, Sun Quan himself also vigorously developed sea vessels and sent people to Liaodong. Gongsun Du accepted gifts and congratulations from Sun Wu.

"There is definitely no chance on land. If we can build a career on the sea, we will be able to fight against Liu Bei and Cao Cao!"

Sun Shiwan nodded and quickly turned his gaze towards the sea level in the distance.

I, the Soochow Wu, want to be the hero of the Three Kingdoms!
……

Just when many emperors were dazzled by aircraft carriers and naval hegemony, the video above the sky changed again.

【Jokes can be found everywhere in our lives, and they are not even surprising.

Some jokes come from folk life and make people laugh, while some jokes come from those unlucky big shots.

[As we all know, when a big shot gets into trouble, it is something that every common person likes to see, so these jokes are called hell jokes.]

[Next, let’s take a look at some of the hell jokes that are memorable! ]

"This is a joke from hell. Hahahaha. This concept is good. If people in later generations understand this, they will definitely remember Yelu Deguang."

Song Dynasty, Zhao Guangyi patted the table, with a smile on his face, and made a joke.

Yelu Deguang of the Liao Dynasty led his army southward, preparing to proclaim himself emperor in the Central Plains and take control of the world. However, he was beaten out by the Later Jin Dynasty's guardsmen.

Then came the Later Han Dynasty established by Liu Zhiyuan. What is noteworthy is that Yelu Deguang barely escaped with his life when his army was defeated.

He rode a camel for 300 miles in one breath, leaving behind countless cavalrymen chasing him, and only stopped when he reached the grassland.

He ran for more than half a month and was honored as the "Camel Racer" by later generations.

However, the generals and ministers below did not laugh when listening to Zhao Guangyi's jokes.

Do you still have the nerve to mock others? Have you forgotten your own heroic drifting posture? Donkey cart war god and camel war god, no one should laugh at each other!

Of course, the big guy on the other side also had a lot of hell jokes.

In the Weiyang Palace of the Han Dynasty.

Han Xin stared at Liu Bang and gnashed his teeth: "Do you remember the agreement we made?"

"Haha, what agreement? I don't remember it."

Back then, Han Xin, as the commander-in-chief of the Han army, went to attack the Kingdom of Han. Coincidentally, the king of Han at that time was also called Han Xin.

So there was the bizarre incident of Han Xin beating Han Xin. After this incident, Liu Bang promised to confer Han Xin the title of king and let him change his surname. As a result, Han Xin is still only a Marquis of Huaiyin, with no intention of conferring him the title of king.

Oh no, it was blocked before, but it was removed.

Not to mention the mutual sabotage among the audience, the hell joke in the video has already started.

[As we all know, China's mushroom bombs were developed in the 1950s and 1960s, and it was extremely difficult.

It's not just the Russians above us who don't want us to make mushroom bombs, even the Eagles next door are making excuses. 】

[At this time, the leader of the Eagle Sauce was President Ken, who often said something at the conference:]

[“As long as I am alive, Huaxiajiu will never be able to make mushroom bombs!”]

[But not long after he finished speaking, this guy was inspired by the idea of ​​an open-top car. ]

[Soon after his death, China successfully experimented with the first mushroom bomb.]

[Causality weapons belong to this category. 】

"Hahaha, this can be considered a different kind of dedication. Thank you, Mr. Ken, for your support for China."

During the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houzhao looked at the sky and smiled happily.

In the Song Dynasty, Zhao Kuangyin looked up at the sky and sighed:
"You should be careful with your words. There is a god above your head. You never know when it will come true. Don't you think so, Third Brother?"

His third brother was Zhao Guangyi. At this moment, Zhao Guangyi was distracted because he remembered that his second brother once said that after becoming emperor, he would pass the throne to him.

I don’t know if my second brother still remembers what he said.

If he breaks his promise, will his imagination run wild like Mr. Ken's?
Thinking of this, Zhao Guangyi couldn't help but smile.

……

[Mr. Ken: Being a person requires more than just having an open mind]

[Abe: We should also open our hearts and smile more often. ]

[I heard that when Abe was assassinated, he heard the first gunshot and thought someone was setting off firecrackers, so he smiled and looked back, but he was actually stabbed in the chest.]

[So, open your heart and smile often, and you will definitely have good luck! ]

"Damn it, good luck to be killed, huh?"

Tang Dynasty, Wude Hall.

Cheng Yaojin felt that he loved to laugh quite a lot, so should he restrain himself a little?
On the other side, many Liangshan heroes looked at the sky, then looked at each other, all in silence.

Why do you think that is?
It’s because the brothers on Liangshan are all boys who love to laugh. When they meet, they laugh three times with their signature “Hahaha”, then open their hearts and hug each other.

Now, considering Abe’s jokes, it seems like the hell buffs are stacked up full.

As the conversation between Ken and Abe came to an end, a new picture emerged in front of everyone. This time it was not an old acquaintance, but a man with a big beard.

His eyes were firm as he looked at the camera in front of him, and his resolute gaze could penetrate time and space.

"This must be a man with ideals in his heart!"

During the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang pointed at the bearded man on the screen and said that he had seen too many people in his life, but people like the bearded man were rare!

The Qin Empire, the Qin Palace.

Ying Zheng looked at the bearded man above the sky and gave him a high evaluation, saying that he had a strong will and must be a loyal and patriotic man.

But the next scene left everyone dumbfounded.

[When our subways can pass through buildings, the planes of the United States can already fly through high-rise buildings! ]

(End of this chapter)