The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 596 Li Mei BBQ: I know everyone in Tokyo! Zhuge Liang: Fire attack is still not enough!

As a voice-over sounded, the bearded man, with the horrified looks of everyone on the screen, pulled down his turban, hijacked the plane, and rushed towards the building.

He is truly firm and not afraid of death at all.

But people believe in Allah.

【boom! 】

[It is said that the Twin Towers are one of the landmark symbols of the United States, but the post-00s in the new century have never seen them, and I don’t know why. ]

At this moment, the barrage is full of talents:
“Twin Towers: Oh, boy, that’s not funny.”

"At this time, the Twin Towers may have been reincarnated. Perhaps they can consider going to Luoyang, the capital of the gods, to become the Tongtian Pagoda."

"The one upstairs, you are the one who is killing everyone."

……

"Hahaha, passing through a subway building isn't considered a skill. Building a building that can brush past an airplane is the real skill! It's a pity that I can only see it once!"

Great Song Dynasty, Li Qingzhao said with some regret.

The flames from the explosion of the Twin Towers were much more beautiful than the firecrackers in the Song Dynasty.

On the other side, Huisong.

Looking at the flames of the explosion, Zhao Ji couldn't help but think of the Fan Tower he built in Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo.

Fanlou has six floors, and the tallest floor can even overlook the entire palace, but such a building was destroyed by the Jin people.

I'm so distressed that I can't breathe!
At this time, accompanied by a cheerful New Year's music BGM, a picture appeared on the screen.

[The popes of Europe envy the people next door because boys are raining down from their heaven.]

[As volcanic salamanders, they think Hiroshima, Japan, is a good place to live because they heard that the highest temperature there can reach 1000 degrees Celsius. ]

【There are no shops in Hiroshima that are more than 100 years old. 】

[If you see a dark-skinned elderly person in Hiroshima, rush up to him and boldly say: We are all acquaintances, speak boldly! ]

Barrage like rain:

"Every sentence is full of flaws. I don't even know where to start hahaha!"

"Several generations of European popes like to molest little boys. Send them to Hiroshima, they are professional counterparts!"

"And that century-old store, hahahaha, that's true, but it's still more than 20 years away from being a century old. By then, should we let them recall the taste of the old acquaintance?"

"The guy upstairs, you are a devil! But since we are all acquaintances, there is no need to be polite."

……

Looking at the meaning of each image in the video and comparing it with the words on Zhihu just now, many viewers in front of the screen felt that...

"It's so fucking satisfying, hahaha! They should all be turned into roast suckling pigs during their leisure time!"

Ming Dynasty, Emperor Wanli clapped his hands vigorously, his hatred for his daily life was simply beyond the sky.

The three major expeditions of Wanli were not launched because he wanted to fight, but because he had to. He was too arrogant and even wanted to take over China.

When the Peninsula was fighting against Japanese pirates, Emperor Wanli used his own money to subsidize Li Rusong in Liaodong to help him fight.

Damn it, all the money I saved up for a lifetime was just spent like water.

How could the stingy Emperor Wanli not hate his simple life?

At this moment, seeing the hell joke of Hiroshima, I just feel happy and I wish I could give Japan another little boy.

In the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin was also in a good mood, not only because he saw the words on the sky curtain, but also because his Tang army had captured the Japanese route.

"In that case, let's fight! I not only want to turn Hiroshima into an acquaintance, but also make sure that there are no century-old families in the entire Japanese country!" This means the destruction of the country and the extinction of the race, but all the Tang Dynasty generals present here have the blood of all races in their hands. At this moment, they are just rubbing their hands, ready to give Xiaori a head-on blow.

The only one who was not so satisfied with the video was Zhu Yuanzhang.

As the Hongwu Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he always believed in eradicating the roots of the enemy. Looking at the hellish joke in the video, he did not quite agree.

"These nouveau riche people from the Eagle Sauce family have never experienced big storms, and they reveal a sense of pettiness. If I had little boys, I would plant a dozen or twenty of them in Japan first, so that the whole island would become familiar with them."

Well, Emperor Hongwu was not satisfied simply because he felt that the gesture was too small and not good enough.

However, happy times are always short-lived, the scenes of good days passed quickly, and the next to appear was a little black guy.

Bah, no, it should be Kunlun slave.

[One day during class, the history teacher was standing on the podium, and suddenly a child stood up and asked a question.]

[“Teacher, what was the best-selling product in the 18th century?”]

Facing the curious gazes of all the students in the class, many things flowed through the history teacher's mind, such as porcelain, opium and even silk.

But suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to his mind, and he blurted out:

[“The best-selling one is, of course, Uncle Black!”]

[As soon as he finished speaking, the whole class laughed, because they knew that Lao Da would definitely say:]

"Oh no, kid, that's not funny!"

Watching the jokes in the video, many emperors outside the screen smiled. What do children know? They are the most honest.

Therefore, at that time, the most outstanding commodity to be bought and sold was Uncle Black.

In China, there are also black uncles, but they are relatively rare. Many people believe that China's Kunlun slaves are black uncles in a narrow sense.

But in fact, most of China's Kunlun slaves are from Southeast Asia and even India. Because they are dark-skinned, they are called Kunlun slaves.

As for Africa...

During the Song Dynasty, Emperor Zhao Shu of the Song Dynasty was meeting a businessman from the ocean.

"I come from the great Abbasid Dynasty and want to sell Kunlun slaves!"

Zhao Shu on the stage became interested and immediately asked him to bring his people to participate.

So, he got a pile of smelly things that were two meters tall, which made him very impressed and thought that they could even replace animals for plowing the fields.

That’s right, China’s Kunlun slaves were never treated as human beings, even in the economically developed and culturally enlightened Song Dynasty.

The Song Dynasty issued decrees to liberate slaves many times, but they were only aimed at the Han people and some Khitans. For these black uncles, the official registration of them was livestock.

In fact, China started using Black Uncle very early.

Tang Dynasty, in the Wude Hall.

Li Jing squinted his eyes and looked at the sky, then he spoke to Li Shimin:
"These Kunlun slaves are not bad if used well. Although they are timid and lazy, if they are clad in heavy armor and deployed as a reserve force and sent forward, they will basically be invincible."

When the God of War Li Jing was conquering the south, he encountered a group of Kunlun slaves hired by the native peoples of Guangdong and Guangxi.

At that time, his response strategy was to set fire. As long as he held the torch, these Kunlun slaves would not dare to attack. It was simply outrageous.

This is also the reason why the Chinese never regarded Kunlun slaves as human beings. Have you ever seen anyone who is afraid of open flames? Obviously, they have not evolved yet.

"You are right. These guys can be used to attack Tubo. They should be able to do the job!"

Tian Khan Li Erfeng discovered the advantages of Kunlun slaves very early on.

(End of this chapter)