Merry God Zun Breaks into the City
Chapter 260 You go feed the pigs!
Of course, the woman in white didn't know Wang Jinfeng. Seeing Wang Jinfeng coming out of the saint's room at this moment, she couldn't help being taken aback. She pulled out the sword with a sound of "Keng!", raised her eyebrows and called out in a delicate voice, "What a thief! How dare you Sneaking into the saintess' bedroom secretly to plot wrongdoing! Courting death!" As he spoke, he stabbed at Wang Jinfeng.
"Dizzy!" Wang Jinfeng quickly retreated to the side and shouted loudly, "Stop!"
"What? You still have your last words?!" the woman said coldly.
"What last words? Misunderstanding, fairy!" Wang Jinfeng said with a smile on his face, "Xiaosheng is the new disciple of the Holy Mother, his surname is Wang and his name is Jinfeng. Have you asked the fairy's name yet?"
"Wang Jinfeng?" The woman sneered, "Bai blind with such a beautiful name, you don't do anything! You can't tell a lie and you want to be a voyeur? Wang scum, it is impossible for the Holy Mother to recruit male disciples! You should go to hell !” As he spoke, his figure flashed towards Wang Jinfeng.
"I'll wipe it!" Wang Jinfeng yelled, holding his head and running towards the inner hall.Sister, I almost didn't show up in front of people when I came to Yaochi Fairyland, and I didn't announce that I was accepted as a disciple by the Holy Mother of Yaochi. Things are messing up...
Although the woman was only at the Mahayana stage, it was like playing with Wang Jinfeng who had no cultivation, and within a few seconds, she held him in her hand and kicked him out of the inner hall, Wang Jinfeng yelled I was thrown into a shit, and I shouted speechlessly, "Why don't you believe it? It was Sister Qiuxiang who brought me into the fairyland!"
"Hmph! If a man's words are reliable, sows will climb trees! Haven't you caught too few voyeurs in recent years? You're the only one who won't lie! Tell me, which inner school male disciple are you subordinate to? !" The woman in white snorted and laughed, and the young lady kicked Wang Jinfeng's ass and asked.
"The male inner disciples still have subordinates? Hearing what you said, men don't have a high status in Yaochi Fairyland?" Wang Jinfeng asked in bewilderment.
"My Yaochi fairyland respects women, male disciples? But they are just miscellaneous workers! Boy, quickly tell me who your boss is, otherwise... believe it or not, this girl castrated you?" said the woman in white. He lit up the cold long sword, and the sparkle made Wang Jinfeng feel so depressed!This girl is very aggressive, if I don't say it, I might be turned into a eunuch by this girl, and said indiscriminately, "I am Zhu Shixiong's subordinate!"
"Brother Pig? Is there anyone with the surname Pig in Yaochi Fairyland?" The woman in white asked strangely, before Wang Jinfeng could snicker, the woman suddenly laughed, "Who am I? Pig Wuneng!"
"I'm so stupid... There really is someone with the surname Zhu...Zhu Wuneng? Could it be Zhu Bajie?" Wang Jinfeng thought weakly after being taken aback for a moment.
"Boy, what are you muttering about?!" Seeing Wang Jinfeng talking to himself, the woman in white stepped on Wang Jinfeng's buttocks and asked.
"Ah? I didn't say anything. I said that if Brother Zhu found out, I would definitely not be able to spare me..." Wang Jinfeng sighed, with a hint of fear in his tone.
"Zhu Wuneng's personality has changed?" The woman in white was also stunned, and then grabbed his belt with a small hand and walked out, "Now I will return you to Zhu Wuneng! Boy, look at your appearance It’s pretty cool, I’ll let you off this time, if I catch you peeping next time, if I don’t castrate you, your surname will not be Zhao!”
"My God! Fairy Zhao, what will I do if the Holy Mother and the other six leave the customs and can't find me?" Wang Jinfeng said sadly.
"What should I do? Do you really think you are a celebrity in front of the Holy Mother? Honestly follow Zhu Wuneng to do odd jobs!" The woman in white laughed coquettishly.
"Hey, hey, look, isn't this kid the boy who came back with Qiuxiang and the others last time? Why was he taken away by Sister Feiyan?" Many people on the road were stunned when they saw this scene. They thought this kid was Sister Qiuxiang. The celebrity in front of him was actually captured by them?
"Huh? It's really him. Could it be that he was caught peeping on sister Qiuxiang changing her underwear?" Passerby B's eyes lit up, and his face was full of gloating.
"Hey...that's what happened to Deser! We can't imitate him!" Passerby C nodded in agreement with Passerby B's words, rubbing his chin with his big hand and laughing.
What a bunch of ignorant people... You will know how naive you are when you stand up again!Wang Jinfeng calmly looked at those gloating faces and thought in his heart.
"Boy, you really are a peeping tom! They all know about your bad deeds! Hmph!" Zhao Feiyan snorted coquettishly and picked up Wang Jinfeng to speed up her pace, and finally her whole body flew up and quickly flew towards the back mountain...
Wang Jinfeng is so aggrieved!Lao Tzu's fame in the first life was ruined by those three boys' words!Boy, I remember you guys!
Compared with the previous prosperity, the back mountain is very quiet and lonely. The mountain is full of farms, vegetables and fruits, and the continuous calls of various animals are transmitted to Wang Jinfeng's ears, which makes Wang Jinfeng almost collapse: no Bar?Dude is going to spend the time here?
"Zhu Wuneng! Hurry up and get out of this girl! This girl sent someone here for you!" Came to a simple room, Zhao Feiyan threw Wang Jinfeng heavily on the ground and shouted loudly.
"Here we come!" A simple-sounding voice came from the room, the dilapidated small door was pushed open, and a big fat man covered with fat came out of the room. How fat? He is about 1.7 meters tall, his whole body is covered with fat, he walks like a ball, his fat face is full of folds covering half of his eyes, and the remaining half of his eyes stared at Zhao Feiyan and asked, "What are you giving me?" people?"
"Of course it's yours! This kid actually dared to sneak into the inner hall to peep Qiuxiang changing her underwear. It's really unreasonable! This girl will return him to you for your sake. If there is a next time, I will be careful Kill him!" Zhao Feiyan kicked Wang Jinfeng's ass again and said.I don't know why, this Zhao Feiyan seems to have a soft spot for Wang Jinfeng's butt...
"My people?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback, and looked at Wang Jinfeng strangely.
Wang Jinfeng was also looking at Zhu Wuneng, and his heart was extremely shocked. Don't look at this Zhu Wuneng's fatness, he is actually a master in the early days of Fanxian!It's just that I don't know why you would hide your name and willingly work as a handyman here?Could it be that Zhao Feiyan didn't know Zhu Wuneng's cultivation?Although I was shocked in my heart, I still shouted pitifully on the surface, "Brother Zhu, I was wrong..."
Zhu Wuneng looked at Wang Jinfeng, slapped his big fat hand suddenly, and said suddenly, "So it's you! I said why the pigs in the pigsty screamed today, so you didn't feed the pigs and ran out to see women." It's gone! I'm really mad!"
"Brother Zhu, I was wrong. I stayed here for too long. I couldn't hold it back and went out to play..." Wang Jinfeng said with a depressed face.
"Forget it! Seeing that you are as thin as a monkey, I won't punish you this time. Get up!" Zhu Wuneng raised his hand while Zhao Feiyan's foot on Wang Jinfeng's butt turned strangely The circle shrunk back, Wang Jinfeng stood up like a robot, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Senior Brother Zhu!"
Zhao Feiyan glanced at Zhu Wuneng in astonishment, with a hint of disbelief flashing in her beautiful eyes, she nodded and said, "People who watch you carefully don't be caught by me again!"
"Definitely! I'll find an iron chain to tie him up later." Zhu Wuneng nodded and bowed again and again, but unfortunately he was too fat to bend down at all.
"Then I'll leave first." Zhao Feiyan nodded slightly, glanced at Wang Jinfeng beside Zhu Wuneng and said warningly, "Boy, I remember you, don't let me find you again!" Flying forward, the little boy kept jumping "噗噗" all the time. I didn't know what happened just now, and my feet came back from that kid. It was terrible...
Zhu Wuneng looked at Zhao Feiyan who was going away, looked at Wang Jinfeng and asked, "Boy, why did you sneak into the Yaochi Fairyland?"
"I didn't sneak in, okay, Qiuxiang and the others met me when they went out to ask for medicine and brought me back directly." Wang Jinfeng said with a curled lip.
"Oh, the holy girl is extremely poisonous, so it's normal for the four of them to go out to ask for medicine. But..." Zhu Wuneng's small eyes narrowed into a slit, and his eyes sparkled, and he said in a low voice, "But I don't think you have the slightest Cultivation, but not like ordinary people, who are you? What is your purpose here?"
Wang Jinfeng's heart was shocked, the Holy Mother of Yaochi didn't even notice him, this big fat man actually saw through him at a glance, definitely not comparable to ordinary people!His complexion changed, and he asked with a smile, "Then what's your intention behind doing odd jobs behind Yaochi after your cultivation has reached the early stage of Fanxian? Don't tell me it's because you're lazy!"
"You..." Zhu Wuneng took a step back, his face was full of shock, he could actually see his own cultivation base, then his cultivation base must be much higher than his own, finally sighed and said, "It's hard to say! Kid, do you think that I am willing to run around with such a body? The main reason is... Brother is suffering!"
Wang Jinfeng curled his lips cryptically, it seems that he is another man trapped by love!Shen Sheng said, "I understand, are you hiding from someone?"
"How do you know that I'm hiding? Could it be that that guy has already issued a warrant in Immortal Realm?" Zhu Wuneng asked with a face full of fear, taking a few steps back.
"Men! Who didn't make some mistakes when they were young?" Wang Jinfeng blinked at Zhu Wuneng, and asked with a smile, "Who is that woman you want more? Is her cultivation high? She even issued a warrant?"
"Woman? Are you mistaken? He is obviously a man, okay?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that what the two said was not the same thing at all!
"Don't you hide from the woman you hurt again?!" Wang Jinfeng was also taken aback.
"I'm hiding from a man..." Zhu Wuneng shook his head and said, sighed and sat on the stone steps in front of the door, his face full of struggle and pain.
"Dizzy!" Wang Jinfeng quickly retreated to the side and shouted loudly, "Stop!"
"What? You still have your last words?!" the woman said coldly.
"What last words? Misunderstanding, fairy!" Wang Jinfeng said with a smile on his face, "Xiaosheng is the new disciple of the Holy Mother, his surname is Wang and his name is Jinfeng. Have you asked the fairy's name yet?"
"Wang Jinfeng?" The woman sneered, "Bai blind with such a beautiful name, you don't do anything! You can't tell a lie and you want to be a voyeur? Wang scum, it is impossible for the Holy Mother to recruit male disciples! You should go to hell !” As he spoke, his figure flashed towards Wang Jinfeng.
"I'll wipe it!" Wang Jinfeng yelled, holding his head and running towards the inner hall.Sister, I almost didn't show up in front of people when I came to Yaochi Fairyland, and I didn't announce that I was accepted as a disciple by the Holy Mother of Yaochi. Things are messing up...
Although the woman was only at the Mahayana stage, it was like playing with Wang Jinfeng who had no cultivation, and within a few seconds, she held him in her hand and kicked him out of the inner hall, Wang Jinfeng yelled I was thrown into a shit, and I shouted speechlessly, "Why don't you believe it? It was Sister Qiuxiang who brought me into the fairyland!"
"Hmph! If a man's words are reliable, sows will climb trees! Haven't you caught too few voyeurs in recent years? You're the only one who won't lie! Tell me, which inner school male disciple are you subordinate to? !" The woman in white snorted and laughed, and the young lady kicked Wang Jinfeng's ass and asked.
"The male inner disciples still have subordinates? Hearing what you said, men don't have a high status in Yaochi Fairyland?" Wang Jinfeng asked in bewilderment.
"My Yaochi fairyland respects women, male disciples? But they are just miscellaneous workers! Boy, quickly tell me who your boss is, otherwise... believe it or not, this girl castrated you?" said the woman in white. He lit up the cold long sword, and the sparkle made Wang Jinfeng feel so depressed!This girl is very aggressive, if I don't say it, I might be turned into a eunuch by this girl, and said indiscriminately, "I am Zhu Shixiong's subordinate!"
"Brother Pig? Is there anyone with the surname Pig in Yaochi Fairyland?" The woman in white asked strangely, before Wang Jinfeng could snicker, the woman suddenly laughed, "Who am I? Pig Wuneng!"
"I'm so stupid... There really is someone with the surname Zhu...Zhu Wuneng? Could it be Zhu Bajie?" Wang Jinfeng thought weakly after being taken aback for a moment.
"Boy, what are you muttering about?!" Seeing Wang Jinfeng talking to himself, the woman in white stepped on Wang Jinfeng's buttocks and asked.
"Ah? I didn't say anything. I said that if Brother Zhu found out, I would definitely not be able to spare me..." Wang Jinfeng sighed, with a hint of fear in his tone.
"Zhu Wuneng's personality has changed?" The woman in white was also stunned, and then grabbed his belt with a small hand and walked out, "Now I will return you to Zhu Wuneng! Boy, look at your appearance It’s pretty cool, I’ll let you off this time, if I catch you peeping next time, if I don’t castrate you, your surname will not be Zhao!”
"My God! Fairy Zhao, what will I do if the Holy Mother and the other six leave the customs and can't find me?" Wang Jinfeng said sadly.
"What should I do? Do you really think you are a celebrity in front of the Holy Mother? Honestly follow Zhu Wuneng to do odd jobs!" The woman in white laughed coquettishly.
"Hey, hey, look, isn't this kid the boy who came back with Qiuxiang and the others last time? Why was he taken away by Sister Feiyan?" Many people on the road were stunned when they saw this scene. They thought this kid was Sister Qiuxiang. The celebrity in front of him was actually captured by them?
"Huh? It's really him. Could it be that he was caught peeping on sister Qiuxiang changing her underwear?" Passerby B's eyes lit up, and his face was full of gloating.
"Hey...that's what happened to Deser! We can't imitate him!" Passerby C nodded in agreement with Passerby B's words, rubbing his chin with his big hand and laughing.
What a bunch of ignorant people... You will know how naive you are when you stand up again!Wang Jinfeng calmly looked at those gloating faces and thought in his heart.
"Boy, you really are a peeping tom! They all know about your bad deeds! Hmph!" Zhao Feiyan snorted coquettishly and picked up Wang Jinfeng to speed up her pace, and finally her whole body flew up and quickly flew towards the back mountain...
Wang Jinfeng is so aggrieved!Lao Tzu's fame in the first life was ruined by those three boys' words!Boy, I remember you guys!
Compared with the previous prosperity, the back mountain is very quiet and lonely. The mountain is full of farms, vegetables and fruits, and the continuous calls of various animals are transmitted to Wang Jinfeng's ears, which makes Wang Jinfeng almost collapse: no Bar?Dude is going to spend the time here?
"Zhu Wuneng! Hurry up and get out of this girl! This girl sent someone here for you!" Came to a simple room, Zhao Feiyan threw Wang Jinfeng heavily on the ground and shouted loudly.
"Here we come!" A simple-sounding voice came from the room, the dilapidated small door was pushed open, and a big fat man covered with fat came out of the room. How fat? He is about 1.7 meters tall, his whole body is covered with fat, he walks like a ball, his fat face is full of folds covering half of his eyes, and the remaining half of his eyes stared at Zhao Feiyan and asked, "What are you giving me?" people?"
"Of course it's yours! This kid actually dared to sneak into the inner hall to peep Qiuxiang changing her underwear. It's really unreasonable! This girl will return him to you for your sake. If there is a next time, I will be careful Kill him!" Zhao Feiyan kicked Wang Jinfeng's ass again and said.I don't know why, this Zhao Feiyan seems to have a soft spot for Wang Jinfeng's butt...
"My people?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback, and looked at Wang Jinfeng strangely.
Wang Jinfeng was also looking at Zhu Wuneng, and his heart was extremely shocked. Don't look at this Zhu Wuneng's fatness, he is actually a master in the early days of Fanxian!It's just that I don't know why you would hide your name and willingly work as a handyman here?Could it be that Zhao Feiyan didn't know Zhu Wuneng's cultivation?Although I was shocked in my heart, I still shouted pitifully on the surface, "Brother Zhu, I was wrong..."
Zhu Wuneng looked at Wang Jinfeng, slapped his big fat hand suddenly, and said suddenly, "So it's you! I said why the pigs in the pigsty screamed today, so you didn't feed the pigs and ran out to see women." It's gone! I'm really mad!"
"Brother Zhu, I was wrong. I stayed here for too long. I couldn't hold it back and went out to play..." Wang Jinfeng said with a depressed face.
"Forget it! Seeing that you are as thin as a monkey, I won't punish you this time. Get up!" Zhu Wuneng raised his hand while Zhao Feiyan's foot on Wang Jinfeng's butt turned strangely The circle shrunk back, Wang Jinfeng stood up like a robot, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Senior Brother Zhu!"
Zhao Feiyan glanced at Zhu Wuneng in astonishment, with a hint of disbelief flashing in her beautiful eyes, she nodded and said, "People who watch you carefully don't be caught by me again!"
"Definitely! I'll find an iron chain to tie him up later." Zhu Wuneng nodded and bowed again and again, but unfortunately he was too fat to bend down at all.
"Then I'll leave first." Zhao Feiyan nodded slightly, glanced at Wang Jinfeng beside Zhu Wuneng and said warningly, "Boy, I remember you, don't let me find you again!" Flying forward, the little boy kept jumping "噗噗" all the time. I didn't know what happened just now, and my feet came back from that kid. It was terrible...
Zhu Wuneng looked at Zhao Feiyan who was going away, looked at Wang Jinfeng and asked, "Boy, why did you sneak into the Yaochi Fairyland?"
"I didn't sneak in, okay, Qiuxiang and the others met me when they went out to ask for medicine and brought me back directly." Wang Jinfeng said with a curled lip.
"Oh, the holy girl is extremely poisonous, so it's normal for the four of them to go out to ask for medicine. But..." Zhu Wuneng's small eyes narrowed into a slit, and his eyes sparkled, and he said in a low voice, "But I don't think you have the slightest Cultivation, but not like ordinary people, who are you? What is your purpose here?"
Wang Jinfeng's heart was shocked, the Holy Mother of Yaochi didn't even notice him, this big fat man actually saw through him at a glance, definitely not comparable to ordinary people!His complexion changed, and he asked with a smile, "Then what's your intention behind doing odd jobs behind Yaochi after your cultivation has reached the early stage of Fanxian? Don't tell me it's because you're lazy!"
"You..." Zhu Wuneng took a step back, his face was full of shock, he could actually see his own cultivation base, then his cultivation base must be much higher than his own, finally sighed and said, "It's hard to say! Kid, do you think that I am willing to run around with such a body? The main reason is... Brother is suffering!"
Wang Jinfeng curled his lips cryptically, it seems that he is another man trapped by love!Shen Sheng said, "I understand, are you hiding from someone?"
"How do you know that I'm hiding? Could it be that that guy has already issued a warrant in Immortal Realm?" Zhu Wuneng asked with a face full of fear, taking a few steps back.
"Men! Who didn't make some mistakes when they were young?" Wang Jinfeng blinked at Zhu Wuneng, and asked with a smile, "Who is that woman you want more? Is her cultivation high? She even issued a warrant?"
"Woman? Are you mistaken? He is obviously a man, okay?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that what the two said was not the same thing at all!
"Don't you hide from the woman you hurt again?!" Wang Jinfeng was also taken aback.
"I'm hiding from a man..." Zhu Wuneng shook his head and said, sighed and sat on the stone steps in front of the door, his face full of struggle and pain.
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