Merry God Zun Breaks into the City

"Damn! Glass!" Wang Jinfeng took a step back in surprise and shouted loudly. He was so startled that chickens, ducks and pigs screamed, and it was very lively for a while.

"Put your mother's dog fart!" Zhu Wuneng swayed the fat on his body angrily, and shouted loudly, "Do you want a fat body like me? Are you willing to fuck me? Ah?!"

"Also..." Wang Jinfeng said seriously after thinking for a while, "Of course this must be your disguise. But I wonder, who can force you into such a mess?"

"He is my brother, called Sun Wukong..." Zhu Wuneng said with a sigh.

"Sun Wukong? Are you Zhu Bajie?!" Wang Jinfeng asked incredulously, he just happily thought that the two had the same name, but he didn't expect this kid to be Zhu Bajie!

"You know me?" Zhu Wuneng's eyes flashed with surprise, but he immediately returned to calm. "I didn't expect that after a thousand years, there are still people who remember the heroic deeds of my old pig!"

"Uh... The main reason is that we are fellow villagers, and I am also from China. There are many versions among the folks about you learning from the West. But I am wondering, you should have a good relationship with Monkey King! How can you hide from him? Is it possible that Monkey King Do you feel ashamed for being so kind to you?" Wang Jinfeng asked wonderingly, but he had already thought of going to the True and False Monkey King, and it might have something to do with that incident!

"Really? Hehe..." Hearing Wang Jinfeng's words, Zhu Wuneng just smiled lightly, "Actually, learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is just a conspiracy, and we all fell into the trap of the Tathagata."

"What do you mean?" Wang Jinfeng was taken aback. Could there be another secret?Now that I have finally met the person involved, maybe I can still dig out a lot of hidden stories back then!

"From this point of view, I envy Lao Sha. I only know that I don't want to do anything about work. Although he died in the end, he died peacefully." Zhu Wuneng said after taking a deep breath.

"Monk Sand is dead?" Wang Jinfeng asked in surprise, "Haven't you all cultivated to become Buddhas and Bodhisattvas? Could it be that Buddhas can also die?"

"Nonsense!" Zhu Wuneng cursed in a low voice, shook his head and said, "This matter was a conspiracy from the very beginning! Do you know my master Tang Xuanzang? He was the second disciple of the Tathagata, but his Buddha-nature surpassed it. Tathagata, was hated by Tathagata. Tathagata secretly murdered Jin Chanzi during a meditation lecture, and tricked him into reincarnating as a human. Back then, my master was also honest, and actually believed Tathagata’s words, but... according to He is so simple and honest, even if Tathagata asked him to die, he would directly hit his head to death without saying a word!"

"..." Wang Jinfeng pursed his lips cryptically, and asked strangely, "What does this have to do with you hiding from Monkey King?"

"What are you in a hurry for? Listen to the old pig telling you slowly!" Zhu Wuneng said angrily, and fell into the memory again, "I think back then, the Buddhist world was the same as the fairy world. The liaison between the two worlds designed me and Drifting Monk to be relegated to the mortal world to protect Tang Xuanzang to learn scriptures from the west. In fact, it was only the two of us, but the big brother Sun Wukong is an anomaly. A piece of five-color god stone left over by Nuwa who repaired the sky was absorbed every day. The essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon has spirituality and gave birth to stone monkeys. His talent turned Yanhuang Xianyu upside down. Although he was finally surrendered by the Tathagata Buddha, he did not change his bad behavior, so the Tathagata took him as the disciple of Tang Xuanzang. His identity has drawn him into the ranks of Buddhist scriptures, trying to use the boundless Dharma to obliterate his xinxing."

"It turned out to be like this at first..." Wang Jinfeng nodded, and then asked, "But this seems to have nothing to do with you and the Drifting Monk, right? Why did you two get involved?"

"I don't know! Sister..." Zhu Wuneng said very depressed, "Originally, the old pig, I, Marshal Canopy, did a good job. I was relegated to the mortal world. Emperor Yanhuang is also true, I always regarded Chang'e as my niece!"

"Oh..." Wang Jinfeng nodded thoughtfully. It seems that these two boys are just two scapegoats. They thought they could die on the way to learn the scriptures, but they succeeded!

"But Eldest Senior Brother has been suppressed for 500 years and has been suffocated for a long time. How can he go to learn scriptures honestly? He killed a lot of people along the way! In the end, he angered Tathagata again and used the boundless Buddha power to make a six-eared The macaque looks exactly like him, so there was a real and fake monkey king, and all the gods and Buddhas knew about it. Of course, the show still has to be sung. With the help of the Tathagata Buddha, Liu Er The macaque beat my elder brother to death with a stick, and took away everything from him. It’s a pity that we didn’t know it at the beginning, and thought it was a six-eared macaque, and then... oh..." Zhu Wuneng continued .

"Then the four of you obtained the scriptures and were all sealed as Buddhas. Have you lived a happy life since then?" Wang Jinfeng asked with a smile.

"Don't mention it!" Zhu Wuneng waved his big fat hand vigorously, "You also know the rules of the Buddhist world, what jumps out of the six rounds of reincarnation, color is empty, is color, etc. It is incomprehensible. My third junior brother is honest and chants scriptures every day. Li Buddha respects the Buddha very much, but one day he broke the precepts, was deprived of his Buddha power and became a mortal and continued to reincarnate. And my master is no longer a golden cicada, but an ordinary Buddha. I see This is not right, so I hurriedly backed out and walked away from the fairyland, and came to this place outside the Yanhuang Immortal Territory to hide my name."

"It turns out that all of this was arranged by Tathagata!" Since I heard some stories about Monkey King from Gu Fengxian and Yu'er last time, I feel that this is not a trivial matter. Faintly admire Tathagata, a big conspiracy with a small conspiracy, and even dragged two generals from the fairy world to be buried with Monkey King, it is really amazing!

"Hundreds of years later, my senior brother rebuilt his body from somewhere and killed him again. He beat the Tathagata to death with a stick, and turned the six-eared macaque, which is known as the battle against the Buddha, into a meat paste. That's very majestic! It's just... Later, she was taught a lesson by a mysterious woman and suppressed for hundreds of years, and now she has disappeared..." Zhu Wuneng finally said, "Of course it's because apart from this incident, The Immortal Realm directly sealed off the passage to the Buddhist Realm, and even Master Avalokitesvara was sent back, making it impossible to even have a single monk in the Immortal Realm for hundreds of years!"

"Missing you? Then you still hide? Why hide!" Wang Jinfeng asked strangely.

"Back then, those big bosses played tricks one by one, and my old pig ran out because he saw the tricks inside. Now that the big brother is back, I'm afraid he will blame me for what happened back then, and I feel ashamed , I dare not see him." Zhu Wuneng said and lowered his head.

"It's really a pig's brain!" Wang Jinfeng secretly sighed, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Things are not as bad as you imagined, don't forget that you are also a victim! If you didn't run fast, I'm afraid you would too. Just confess to being in the Buddhist world! Generally speaking, you are happy!"

"Perhaps! Thinking of the way the senior brother who was called a six-eared macaque looked at me before he died, I couldn't sleep the whole night. The senior brother is also a poor man!" Zhu Wuneng shook his head and said. .

"Yes, yes! He was suppressed for 500 years when he was born, and he was beaten to death before he came out, and then he was suppressed again after taking revenge. In fact... his life is not much better than yours! "Wang Jinfeng comforted.

"Eldest brother is suffering! I don't know how the master is doing, but after changing the Buddha, his status should be raised?" Zhu Wuneng nodded and guessed.

"By the way, old pig, you said how powerful the Tathagata is, how high was his cultivation back then?" Wang Jinfeng suddenly thought of this question and couldn't help asking.

"Back then, Tathagata's cultivation was at the peak of the Immortal Emperor, and he was only one step away from ascending to the God Realm." Zhu Wuneng thought for a while and said.

"Peak Immortal Emperor is a character who can walk sideways in both the Buddhist world and the fairy world! He was beaten to death by Sun Wukong?" Wang Jinfeng asked incredulously, "Then what is the level of Sun Wukong's cultivation?!"

"My senior brother was only a Daluo Jinxian when he learned scriptures from his master, and he was also a Daluo Jinxian when he made troubles in the Yanhuang Immortal Territory. Even Emperor Yanhuang, whose cultivation has reached the late stage of the Immortal Emperor, couldn't do anything about him. You say he Is it powerful?" Zhu Wuneng rolled his eyes at Wang Jinfeng and said, as if he was proud of having such a brother.

"The natural stone monkey is really extraordinary! The monkey and him can kill the peak of the immortal emperor with a stick, and the last is the realm of the gods!" Wang Jinfeng guessed.

"That's right! My elder brother's cultivation level has already surpassed that of the Immortal Emperor. It stands to reason that he shouldn't have stayed in this Immortal Realm. Could it be that he has already ascended to the God Realm?" Zhu Wuneng immediately regained his energy when he thought about it, and nodded with certainty. "I have definitely left the Immortal Realm and ascended to the God Realm! And I am actually afraid that the senior brother will come to question me about the past, I am really stupid to do it!"

"It's good to admit that I'm stupid." Wang Jinfeng nodded and said, but immediately another doubt appeared in his heart, and he asked directly, "You all learned from the scriptures. Sun Wukong can leap from Da Luo Jinxian to a figure beyond the level of Immortal Emperor. So what about you, why are you still at the early stage of Fanxian after thousands of years?" "This question..." Zhu Wuneng smiled awkwardly, "My cultivation was at the early stage of Fanxian in the Yanhuang Immortal Territory, and I was demoted to the mortal world I didn’t change until I followed Tang Xuanzang to learn the scriptures. After I got the scriptures, I was too lazy, and I just liked to eat and drink when I had nothing to do. As a result, I grew fat all over my body in vain, but my cultivation stagnated!”

"It's still because of laziness..." Wang Jinfeng nodded secretly. Although learning the scriptures is a big conspiracy against Jin Chanzi, it is also a good time to test one's mind and perseverance on the long road.What Zhu Wu can do is better than Drifting, so Zhu Wu can live while Drifting becomes a mortal.It's a pity that this kid is lazy, otherwise, in more than 1000 years, he would definitely be promoted to the middle stage of Xianjun or even the peak of Xianjun!