The lucky little prince's doting wife

Chapter 471 Xie Jiuhuan, I know it well

"Do you still remember the Shiquan bombing of the toilet?" Xie Jiuhuan asked the eighth brother-in-law.

The eighth brother-in-law opened his mouth wide.

Xixin felt that she might not have heard clearly and said, "What are you blowing up?"

The city is different from the countryside. City people have no land to plant, so they don't need fertilizer, so there are toilets built in the streets and alleys of the city.Of course, women cannot go to public restrooms.

The toilets are cleaned every day and feces and urine are hauled away.Don't underestimate this job, it's a two-way job. The manure is transported out of the city and sold to farmers as fertilizer. Here in the city, the residents have to pay them a wage.

If there is a delay in wages, then the toilets in your area will be dirty. Don't worry, after all, no one steals the feces and urine, and there is no situation where the soil will not be fertile after a long time.

This kind of thing has happened several times in Yuan Sheng Lane. To this day, the neighbors have not come up with an answer as to who is specifically responsible.But the time Xie Shiquan bombed the toilet was a major event that could be written into the history of Yuansheng Alley. It will never be forgotten by the people of Yuansheng Alley, and it still makes me feel frightened when I think about it.

"That time, my God," the eighth brother-in-law said to Xi Xin, "the whole alley smelled of shit, and the smell didn't dissipate for half a month."

Xixin was amazed, has Young Master Shiquan ever done such a "big" thing?
"Thankfully, my father-in-law didn't beat the children," the eighth brother-in-law said, "otherwise, our family Shiquan would have been beaten to death."

Young Master Shiquan hasn’t been beaten yet?Xixin was amazed again, Mr. Xie has such a good temper.

"But Shiquan is not here," the eighth brother-in-law said to Xie Jiuhuan, "Who will blow up the toilet? We can't do it either."

Xixin thought about it, and he couldn't either.

Xie Jiuhuan: "I have heard from people in this alley that the toilets here have not been cleaned for more than ten days, tsk tsk."

The eighth brother-in-law was shocked: "Are the people in this alley crazy? Are they not going to use the toilet?"

Feces and urine accumulated for more than ten days?How do the people in Youyu Lane endure it?
"I don't know," Xie Jiuhuan said, "Maybe people in this alley climb over the wall to go to the toilet next door?"

There is a market in Jinyu Lane next door. The public toilets in the place where you do business must be clean.

The eighth brother-in-law looked at Jiao Niang, she was from Youyu Lane.

Jiao Niang: "..."

If you keep talking like this, I won't feel the atmosphere of escaping.

Xixin said at this time: "But how to blow up the toilet?"

Xie Jiuhuan was confident and said, "Leave this matter to me. You and my eighth brother-in-law will leave first with Mrs. Lin and Xiaofu, and I will cover you from behind."

Youyu Alley may not look big, but it is one of the gathering places for migrant workers in the capital. There are many people living in this alley.The two public toilets at the front and back of the alley are used by so many people and are not cleaned for ten days and a half. How much methane has accumulated?

Biogas will explode when exposed to open fire. This is science.Although Xie Jiuhuan is a [-]D animation modeler, she feels she can do it.

"There is a family in the front yard that keeps a lot of firecrackers," Xie Jiuhuan said, "I'll borrow them later, and I'll give them the money later."

Eighth brother-in-law: "You went to someone else's house?"

Xie Jiuhuan: "I passed by and took a look at this house."

The door of this house was not closed. It must be that the owner did not have time to close the doors and windows when he was driven to the open space in front of the alley by the Wei family's animals.

The eighth brother-in-law: "Use firecrackers to blow up the toilet?"

Xie Jiuhuan: "Don't worry, I'll do it as specified. I know it well."

That family was probably in the firecracker business, and they had about ten boxes of small firecrackers at home.The firecrackers in this world are definitely not comparable to those in Xie Jiuhuan's previous world, but there must be gunpowder in them. Otherwise, how would the firecrackers explode?

Using marsh gas, open fire, and gunpowder, Xie Jiuhuan sighed in her heart. With this, she might be able to blow Wei Xiaoge to the sky.

"Let's do it this way," Xie Jiuhuan said, "Should we go to the entrance of the alley or the end of the alley?"

If they go to the entrance of the alley, they can meet up with the eldest young master and the others; if they go to the end of the alley, they can run to Goldfish Alley.At this moment, the market in Goldfish Alley has not yet ended, so they can sneak into the crowded market to escape.The eighth brother-in-law said: "If you blow up the toilet, your feces and urine will fly all over the sky. The young master at the alley will not get it, right?"

You are attacking indiscriminately. The eighth brother-in-law can't imagine how the immortal-looking Master Lin looked like he was covered in shit.

Xixin thought for a moment and shuddered. It would be terrible if this happened.

Xie Jiuhuan said decisively: "Then let's go to the end of the alley. You take Mrs. Lin and Xiaofu to Jinyu Alley. We'll meet in Yuansheng Alley."

The eighth brother-in-law said: "Aren't we waiting for you in Goldfish Lane?"

Xie Jiuhuan said: "I don't necessarily go to Goldfish Alley. I have to depend on the situation. If blowing up just one toilet is not enough, I can go to the alley entrance and blow up another one."

The eighth brother-in-law asked Xixin: "What do you think?"

Xixin's mind was blank at the moment, he didn't know.

"The footsteps are coming towards us again," Xie Jiuhuan heard the movement outside the wall and said, "There is no time to hesitate. You run first, and I will come later."

Eighth brother-in-law: "Can you do it alone?"

Xie Jiuhuan chuckled and said, "I have always been alone."

It's easier for her to do it alone.

A man lying on the ground began to hum. He was about to wake up.

The eighth brother-in-law raised his foot and kicked this man in the head accurately, knocking him unconscious again.

"Go on and faint," the eighth brother-in-law said.

Xie Jiuhuan tilted her head and listened to the movement outside, calculating the time, then slapped her eighth brother-in-law suddenly, and said, "Now, get over the wall and run!"

The eighth brother-in-law took Xiaofu from Jiao Niang's hand, and Xi Xin took Jiao Niang and ran under the courtyard wall.

Xie Jiuhuan turned around and went to get the firecrackers. She ran very fast. When the eighth brother-in-law ran under the courtyard wall and looked back, Xie Jiuhuan had already disappeared.

However, Xixin was unsure and asked the eighth brother-in-law: "Do we really want the fourth young lady to be alone?"

The Fourth Young Mistress must not let anything happen to her.

The eighth brother-in-law said, "I'm listening to the noise. Let's run away first. If there's something wrong, I'll come back to protect her."

The eighth brother-in-law carried Xiaofu up the wall. After Xixin told Jiao Niang that he was offended, he carried Jiao Niang on his back and flew up the wall. At this time, there was no difference between men and women.

The eighth brother-in-law and Xixin landed with both feet on the ground. They didn't run many steps forward before they were spotted by the Wei family behind them.

"In front, in front" someone from the Wei family shouted.

Xie Jiuhuan climbed over the wall with a pack of firecrackers in her arms and yelled at the back: "Wei Yu, you loser, I will never go back with you. You must give up!"

Xixin in front stumbled and almost fell to the ground with her little girl on her back. What was the fourth young lady shouting?
The eighth brother-in-law sighed quietly and said to Xixin: "Don't stop, keep running. Your fourth young lady is spreading rumors to Mr. Wei's Xiaoge."

"Damn eunuch!" Xie Jiuhuan yelled.

Mr. Wei Xiaoge was currently in this position in the middle of the alley. Even though Youyu Alley was bustling with people, he could clearly hear Xie Jiuhuan's shouting.

Mr. Xiaoge was still thinking, what is this woman shouting?
"All the alliances and oaths are false. You, a loser who was beaten as a eunuch, are still talking about love and everlasting love?" Xie Jiuhuan shouted: "Why don't you let me go? I will die with you today, bah! "

Wei Xiaoge realized what happened today. This woman was going to pretend that what happened in Youyu Lane today was because he was here to catch his escaped lover. She even called him a eunuch...

"Catch!" Mr. Wei Xiaoge suddenly became furious and ordered loudly: "Catch that nonsense woman!"

(End of this chapter)