The lucky little prince's doting wife
Chapter 472 It’s too miserable, it’s really too miserable
Chapter 472 It’s too miserable, it’s really too miserable
Let’s talk about luck.Xie Jiuhuan really did, and chose the end of the alley. The eighth brother-in-law and Xixin ran towards the end of the alley with their mother and son. They really didn't meet the Wei family along the way.
After they climbed over the wall and stood on the ground in Jinyu Lane, the eighth brother-in-law breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "We are lucky, no one is blocking us."
At this moment, Xixin became more and more panicked as she thought about it. She stared at the eighth brother-in-law and asked, "What should I do with the fourth young lady? The fourth young lady is alone behind me."
The eighth brother-in-law: "Take the mother and son and run forward. Do you recognize Yuansheng Lane? You go to Yuansheng Lane to find the fourth young master."
Xixin: "Then what about the fourth young master who wants to ask about the fourth young mistress?"
He suddenly didn't dare to see his fourth young master.
The eighth brother-in-law: "Tell him that the fourth young lady will be back soon."
Xi Xin didn't dare. The fourth young lady wanted to go back too late, so he had deceived the fourth young master.
"In that case, you ask me to go back with your fourth young lady and ask him to wait at home and not come over to cause trouble," the eighth brother-in-law said to Xixin.
Xi Xin looked at the eighth brother-in-law without saying a word. The first words were okay, but the second sentence was "don't make trouble". How could Xi Xin dare to say that to his fourth young master?You are the brother-in-law of our fourth young master, what kind of person am I, Xixin?
"Hurry up and leave," the eighth brother-in-law urged Xixin: "If you don't leave, you'll be covered in shit. Is it fun for that thing to fly?"
With sweat on her forehead, Xixin ran away with her little girl.Yes, it’s not enough to walk. You have to run. Otherwise, what will happen if it gets stained with feces?
Jiao Niang asked tremblingly: "Do you really want to blow up the toilet?"
Xixin: "Is it going to explode? I, I don't know."
To this day, he has never seen anyone blow up a toilet.
Jiao Niang: "Can the toilet really explode?"
Xixin: "I don't know."
He has seen people fall into latrines, but he has never seen people blow up latrines!
"I, I'm afraid something will happen," Jiao Niang was crying again.
But isn’t it considered an accident now?Xixin's forehead was sweating even more, and he didn't know how to persuade Mrs. Lin, so he had to keep his mouth shut.
The two people ran about a hundred meters away when they heard a loud "boom" behind them, which must have been the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking.
Everyone around him was in confusion. Xixin turned around with a look of shock. Was the toilet really exploding? !
There was flying shit all over the sky, and the panicked crowd on the ground had no resistance to it.
"Oh my God!" I don't know how much time passed, but someone on Jineryu Street collapsed and shouted: "The toilet in Youyu Lane has gone to the sky!"
"Ugh—" the girl was gagging.
"Look what's going on," someone shouted again.
But no one dares to run to the other side of Youyu Lane. It's too late to hide from the shit at this time. Who dares to watch the fun with flying shit all over the sky... Well, it depends on the situation?
Xixin took two broken baskets, one he held, and the other held by Jiao Niang, and the two of them ran away.They were in Jinyu Street and couldn't hide from the flying shit. They didn't know what was happening to the fourth young lady who was in Youyu Alley.
Xixin didn’t dare to think about it.
The girl's three souls were missing two souls, so she didn't even dare to think about it.
Xiaofu was fine. The little guy fell asleep again, and no movement from the sky in the toilet next door disturbed him.
The eighth brother-in-law is holding a wooden board on top of his head. This is the round wooden board used by vegetable sellers to load baskets of vegetables. Now it is covered with feces and urine, and the number is still increasing.Fortunately for the eighth brother-in-law, the board was big enough and he didn't suffer any disaster.
My evil sister-in-law!
The eighth brother-in-law sighed in his heart. Now he realized that it was Xie Shiquan who bombed the toilet last time. The murderer who bombed the toilet in Yuansheng Lane last time was designated Xie Jiuhuan.You see, how easy she is to do this!
Goldfish Alley is already full of shit, what about Youyu Alley?It can only be worse!
Fat Orange was hiding under a trolley and shivering. It was so scary. How could she do such a terrible thing?Everyone in the Wei family turned into shit people, and some were crushed under stones stained with shit.
Where did the rocks come from?
The entire public toilet was blown up, with rocks and feces and urine flying.The smell in the air, vomit——
Xie Jiuhuan thought with tears, does this count as killing a thousand enemies and damaging herself eight hundred?
"Mr. Xiaoge? Mr. Xiaoge was crushed by a stone!"
It wasn't until she heard someone from the Wei family shouting these words that Xie Jiuhuan felt that she had been cured. She could accept the idea of killing ten thousand enemies and damaging herself eight hundred.
Sneaking through the areas where there was no shit, Xie Jiuhuan spent a long time before reaching the vicinity of Mr. Wei Xiaoge and his gang.Xie Jiuhuan leaned against the wall and stood on tiptoe to observe secretly.
Mr. Wei Xiaoge's lower body was crushed by a large stone slab, and several of his guards were using knives to pry the stone slab away.Thinking of Mr. Xiaoge, he used to be in a wheelchair. Now that he is being pushed down so hard, he will be in a wheelchair forever in the future, right?
Looking at Mr. Wei Xiaoge's face again, it was all yellow. The corners of his mouth were stained with shit. He might have eaten shit. Now Xie Jiuhuan was even more satisfied.
Mr. Wei Xiaoge is in a deep coma. Whether he has eaten shit or not, he has not yet felt it...
Finally, someone from Goldfish Alley climbed up the wall to see what was going on. The eighth brother-in-law was among this group of people and asked loudly: "What's going on? What's going on?"
"It's hurtful!" someone shouted.
The eighth brother-in-law shouted: "You can't just sit back and watch, hurry up and save people."
Mr. Wei Xiaoge was not the only one who was crushed by a stone slab. Several members of the Wei family were crushed by the stone. There were also people whose heads were bruised and bloody, and then covered with feces and urine. Oh, to describe it, it was too miserable, really too miserable. .
"The ground is full of shit." It's not that people don't want to save people, but no one wants to step on shit.
The eighth brother-in-law: "No one will die if you step on shit."
The eighth brother-in-law jumped off the wall heroically. The shoes he wore today were considered useless. The eighth brother-in-law felt distressed. These were new shoes, which his mother had just made for him.
If someone takes the lead, good-hearted people will follow. People climb over the wall from Goldfish Lane to Youyu Lane.
If Mr. Wei Xiaoge was still awake, he would definitely give orders not to let the people in Jinyu Lane "add to trouble" and not let the people they were chasing escape while they were in the chaos, but Mr. Xiaoge was in a coma at the moment.
It’s not like there are no people among Mr. Xiaoge’s men who understand. They don’t know that the person they are chasing will definitely take the opportunity to run away.But at this moment, the life of their little brother is more important. If this master loses his life in Youyu Lane, they will all be buried with him.
So you chase people?
The people in the Wei Mansion can no longer control this.
The eighth brother-in-law held his breath to find someone. Where was his ninth aunt who was brave enough to blow up the toilet?
Xie Jiuhuan rushed out from under the wall and tugged on the eighth brother-in-law's sleeve.
The eighth brother-in-law was startled and quickly looked at Xie Jiuhuan up and down. After confirming that nothing happened to him, the eighth brother-in-law said, "Quick, let's go."
Xie Jiuhuan whispered: "Xixin and the others are gone?"
Eighth brother-in-law: "Let's go. Isn't it enough for me to step on shit by myself? Do you want them to come over and step on shit too?"
Xie Jiuhuan: "My nose is going to be broken!"
Eighth brother-in-law: "Stop talking and leave quickly."
Xie Jiuhuan: "Go to Goldfish Lane?"
The eighth brother-in-law: "The Wei family is here at the end of the alley. Once you climb over the wall, they won't notice you? Let's go to the entrance of the alley."
In fact, some members of the Wei family had already seen Xie Jiuhuan, but at the moment they were busy rescuing Mr. Xiaoge, and no one had time to take care of Xie Jiuhuan and the eighth brother-in-law.
"Let's go, start running," the eighth brother-in-law took Xie Jiuhuan and ran towards the alley.
Xie Jiuhuan shouted in a low voice: "It's all shit, ahhhhhhhh-"
The eighth brother-in-law: "Stop calling me ancestor, who did this? Why do you have the nerve to call me ancestor?"
(End of this chapter)
Let’s talk about luck.Xie Jiuhuan really did, and chose the end of the alley. The eighth brother-in-law and Xixin ran towards the end of the alley with their mother and son. They really didn't meet the Wei family along the way.
After they climbed over the wall and stood on the ground in Jinyu Lane, the eighth brother-in-law breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "We are lucky, no one is blocking us."
At this moment, Xixin became more and more panicked as she thought about it. She stared at the eighth brother-in-law and asked, "What should I do with the fourth young lady? The fourth young lady is alone behind me."
The eighth brother-in-law: "Take the mother and son and run forward. Do you recognize Yuansheng Lane? You go to Yuansheng Lane to find the fourth young master."
Xixin: "Then what about the fourth young master who wants to ask about the fourth young mistress?"
He suddenly didn't dare to see his fourth young master.
The eighth brother-in-law: "Tell him that the fourth young lady will be back soon."
Xi Xin didn't dare. The fourth young lady wanted to go back too late, so he had deceived the fourth young master.
"In that case, you ask me to go back with your fourth young lady and ask him to wait at home and not come over to cause trouble," the eighth brother-in-law said to Xixin.
Xi Xin looked at the eighth brother-in-law without saying a word. The first words were okay, but the second sentence was "don't make trouble". How could Xi Xin dare to say that to his fourth young master?You are the brother-in-law of our fourth young master, what kind of person am I, Xixin?
"Hurry up and leave," the eighth brother-in-law urged Xixin: "If you don't leave, you'll be covered in shit. Is it fun for that thing to fly?"
With sweat on her forehead, Xixin ran away with her little girl.Yes, it’s not enough to walk. You have to run. Otherwise, what will happen if it gets stained with feces?
Jiao Niang asked tremblingly: "Do you really want to blow up the toilet?"
Xixin: "Is it going to explode? I, I don't know."
To this day, he has never seen anyone blow up a toilet.
Jiao Niang: "Can the toilet really explode?"
Xixin: "I don't know."
He has seen people fall into latrines, but he has never seen people blow up latrines!
"I, I'm afraid something will happen," Jiao Niang was crying again.
But isn’t it considered an accident now?Xixin's forehead was sweating even more, and he didn't know how to persuade Mrs. Lin, so he had to keep his mouth shut.
The two people ran about a hundred meters away when they heard a loud "boom" behind them, which must have been the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking.
Everyone around him was in confusion. Xixin turned around with a look of shock. Was the toilet really exploding? !
There was flying shit all over the sky, and the panicked crowd on the ground had no resistance to it.
"Oh my God!" I don't know how much time passed, but someone on Jineryu Street collapsed and shouted: "The toilet in Youyu Lane has gone to the sky!"
"Ugh—" the girl was gagging.
"Look what's going on," someone shouted again.
But no one dares to run to the other side of Youyu Lane. It's too late to hide from the shit at this time. Who dares to watch the fun with flying shit all over the sky... Well, it depends on the situation?
Xixin took two broken baskets, one he held, and the other held by Jiao Niang, and the two of them ran away.They were in Jinyu Street and couldn't hide from the flying shit. They didn't know what was happening to the fourth young lady who was in Youyu Alley.
Xixin didn’t dare to think about it.
The girl's three souls were missing two souls, so she didn't even dare to think about it.
Xiaofu was fine. The little guy fell asleep again, and no movement from the sky in the toilet next door disturbed him.
The eighth brother-in-law is holding a wooden board on top of his head. This is the round wooden board used by vegetable sellers to load baskets of vegetables. Now it is covered with feces and urine, and the number is still increasing.Fortunately for the eighth brother-in-law, the board was big enough and he didn't suffer any disaster.
My evil sister-in-law!
The eighth brother-in-law sighed in his heart. Now he realized that it was Xie Shiquan who bombed the toilet last time. The murderer who bombed the toilet in Yuansheng Lane last time was designated Xie Jiuhuan.You see, how easy she is to do this!
Goldfish Alley is already full of shit, what about Youyu Alley?It can only be worse!
Fat Orange was hiding under a trolley and shivering. It was so scary. How could she do such a terrible thing?Everyone in the Wei family turned into shit people, and some were crushed under stones stained with shit.
Where did the rocks come from?
The entire public toilet was blown up, with rocks and feces and urine flying.The smell in the air, vomit——
Xie Jiuhuan thought with tears, does this count as killing a thousand enemies and damaging herself eight hundred?
"Mr. Xiaoge? Mr. Xiaoge was crushed by a stone!"
It wasn't until she heard someone from the Wei family shouting these words that Xie Jiuhuan felt that she had been cured. She could accept the idea of killing ten thousand enemies and damaging herself eight hundred.
Sneaking through the areas where there was no shit, Xie Jiuhuan spent a long time before reaching the vicinity of Mr. Wei Xiaoge and his gang.Xie Jiuhuan leaned against the wall and stood on tiptoe to observe secretly.
Mr. Wei Xiaoge's lower body was crushed by a large stone slab, and several of his guards were using knives to pry the stone slab away.Thinking of Mr. Xiaoge, he used to be in a wheelchair. Now that he is being pushed down so hard, he will be in a wheelchair forever in the future, right?
Looking at Mr. Wei Xiaoge's face again, it was all yellow. The corners of his mouth were stained with shit. He might have eaten shit. Now Xie Jiuhuan was even more satisfied.
Mr. Wei Xiaoge is in a deep coma. Whether he has eaten shit or not, he has not yet felt it...
Finally, someone from Goldfish Alley climbed up the wall to see what was going on. The eighth brother-in-law was among this group of people and asked loudly: "What's going on? What's going on?"
"It's hurtful!" someone shouted.
The eighth brother-in-law shouted: "You can't just sit back and watch, hurry up and save people."
Mr. Wei Xiaoge was not the only one who was crushed by a stone slab. Several members of the Wei family were crushed by the stone. There were also people whose heads were bruised and bloody, and then covered with feces and urine. Oh, to describe it, it was too miserable, really too miserable. .
"The ground is full of shit." It's not that people don't want to save people, but no one wants to step on shit.
The eighth brother-in-law: "No one will die if you step on shit."
The eighth brother-in-law jumped off the wall heroically. The shoes he wore today were considered useless. The eighth brother-in-law felt distressed. These were new shoes, which his mother had just made for him.
If someone takes the lead, good-hearted people will follow. People climb over the wall from Goldfish Lane to Youyu Lane.
If Mr. Wei Xiaoge was still awake, he would definitely give orders not to let the people in Jinyu Lane "add to trouble" and not let the people they were chasing escape while they were in the chaos, but Mr. Xiaoge was in a coma at the moment.
It’s not like there are no people among Mr. Xiaoge’s men who understand. They don’t know that the person they are chasing will definitely take the opportunity to run away.But at this moment, the life of their little brother is more important. If this master loses his life in Youyu Lane, they will all be buried with him.
So you chase people?
The people in the Wei Mansion can no longer control this.
The eighth brother-in-law held his breath to find someone. Where was his ninth aunt who was brave enough to blow up the toilet?
Xie Jiuhuan rushed out from under the wall and tugged on the eighth brother-in-law's sleeve.
The eighth brother-in-law was startled and quickly looked at Xie Jiuhuan up and down. After confirming that nothing happened to him, the eighth brother-in-law said, "Quick, let's go."
Xie Jiuhuan whispered: "Xixin and the others are gone?"
Eighth brother-in-law: "Let's go. Isn't it enough for me to step on shit by myself? Do you want them to come over and step on shit too?"
Xie Jiuhuan: "My nose is going to be broken!"
Eighth brother-in-law: "Stop talking and leave quickly."
Xie Jiuhuan: "Go to Goldfish Lane?"
The eighth brother-in-law: "The Wei family is here at the end of the alley. Once you climb over the wall, they won't notice you? Let's go to the entrance of the alley."
In fact, some members of the Wei family had already seen Xie Jiuhuan, but at the moment they were busy rescuing Mr. Xiaoge, and no one had time to take care of Xie Jiuhuan and the eighth brother-in-law.
"Let's go, start running," the eighth brother-in-law took Xie Jiuhuan and ran towards the alley.
Xie Jiuhuan shouted in a low voice: "It's all shit, ahhhhhhhh-"
The eighth brother-in-law: "Stop calling me ancestor, who did this? Why do you have the nerve to call me ancestor?"
(End of this chapter)
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